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Let’s check-in on Roki Sasaki: 4.1 IP 7 ER 7 H 91 pitches He will never succeed in MLB and it’s been the greatest joy to watch him fail.

Let’s check-in on Roki Sasaki: 4.1 IP 7 ER 7 H 91 pitches He will never succeed in MLB and it’s been the greatest joy to watch him fail.

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Lets check in on Roki Sasaki 😂 0.1 IP 3 ERs Another year in Oklahoma it is!

Lets check in on Roki Sasaki 😂 0.1 IP 3 ERs Another year in Oklahoma it is!

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It’s bad taste to root for the downfall of players Roki Sasaki’s failure is one of the greatest joys of these past two seasons. May he never pitch in the bigs again.

It’s bad taste to root for the downfall of players Roki Sasaki’s failure is one of the greatest joys of these past two seasons. May he never pitch in the bigs again.

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The stars beyond the ceiling The Miller 6 out save The Manny 2-run HR One dream

The stars beyond the ceiling The Miller 6 out save The Manny 2-run HR One dream

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There’s ONE team that the cheating smog inhalers fear most in the playoffs UnderDAWG San Diego let’s ride into the playoffs baby Let Preller cook 🙏

There’s ONE team that the cheating smog inhalers fear most in the playoffs UnderDAWG San Diego let’s ride into the playoffs baby Let Preller cook 🙏

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LETS RUN THEM TEARS BACK BABY 🔥

LETS RUN THEM TEARS BACK BABY 🔥

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Blake Snell in the 2026 playoffs

Blake Snell in the 2026 playoffs

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No-hitters are rarer than WS rings because you can’t buy them.

No-hitters are rarer than WS rings because you can’t buy them.

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I genuinely hope Ohtani never sees Cooperstown. What a stain on baseball he has become.

I genuinely hope Ohtani never sees Cooperstown. What a stain on baseball he has become.

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“The Los Angeles Dodgers have agreed to part ways with Andrew Friedman. AJ Preller is expected to become the next president of baseball operations for LA in what is expected to be the largest contract for a front office executive in sports history, majority will be deferred.”

“The Los Angeles Dodgers have agreed to part ways with Andrew Friedman. AJ Preller is expected to become the next president of baseball operations for LA in what is expected to be the largest contract for a front office executive in sports history, majority will be deferred.”

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Padres legend Tanner Scott has finally locked-in during the second year of his 4-year $72 million contract in LA

Padres legend Tanner Scott has finally locked-in during the second year of his 4-year $72 million contract in LA

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AJ Preller coming out to perform Fuck Dem Prospects

AJ Preller coming out to perform Fuck Dem Prospects

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Let’s check in on how Roki Sasaki is doing in that “Dodgers system” 😭😭😭 3.2 IP 5 h 3 ERs 2 BBs 75 pitches

Let’s check in on how Roki Sasaki is doing in that “Dodgers system” 😭😭😭 3.2 IP 5 h 3 ERs 2 BBs 75 pitches

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Moneyball but it's Kyle Tucker

Moneyball but it's Kyle Tucker

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OMG - "Candelita" Jose Iglesias ft. 2025 SAN DIEGO PADRES

OMG - "Candelita" Jose Iglesias ft. 2025 SAN DIEGO PADRES

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Emmet Sheehan is 5-8 with a 5.08 ERA this season. Here’s a video of Miguel Andujar frying his ass!

Emmet Sheehan is 5-8 with a 5.08 ERA this season. Here’s a video of Miguel Andujar frying his ass!

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Lets check in on Sasaki: 1 E 1 IP 3 ERs They keep him in the rotation for pity atp 😭

Lets check in on Sasaki: 1 E 1 IP 3 ERs They keep him in the rotation for pity atp 😭

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Blue Jays just signed Andy Pages father

Blue Jays just signed Andy Pages father

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Here is Leandro Cedeño hitting a 527ft bomb in Double-A. Yes that’s not a typo. Longest home run in MiLB and MLB since Statcast began tracking in 2015 😂

Here is Leandro Cedeño hitting a 527ft bomb in Double-A. Yes that’s not a typo. Longest home run in MiLB and MLB since Statcast began tracking in 2015 😂

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PRIDE AND JOY OF THE DODGERS DEVELOPMENT SYSTEM JUSTIN WROBELSKI WITH ANOTHER MASTERCLASS START. A REAL ALL STAR!!

PRIDE AND JOY OF THE DODGERS DEVELOPMENT SYSTEM JUSTIN WROBELSKI WITH ANOTHER MASTERCLASS START. A REAL ALL STAR!!

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$60M AAV for a soft ground out to 2nd Kyle Tucker or “Michael Conforto 2.0” 😭✌️

$60M AAV for a soft ground out to 2nd Kyle Tucker or “Michael Conforto 2.0” 😭✌️

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OHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD

OHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD

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We robbed you of Iglesias We rob you of Alonso next 🤙

We robbed you of Iglesias We rob you of Alonso next 🤙

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Thank you for the memories 🥺

Thank you for the memories 🥺

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