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Delusional (data-driven) believer of Ha-Seong Kim. 90s kid. Mid-market private equity. @HarvardHBS escapee. Parody.

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Lets check in on Roki Sasaki 😂 0.1 IP 3 ERs Another year in Oklahoma it is!

Lets check in on Roki Sasaki 😂 0.1 IP 3 ERs Another year in Oklahoma it is!

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It’s bad taste to root for the downfall of players Roki Sasaki’s failure is one of the greatest joys of these past two seasons. May he never pitch in the bigs again.

It’s bad taste to root for the downfall of players Roki Sasaki’s failure is one of the greatest joys of these past two seasons. May he never pitch in the bigs again.

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The San Diego Padres will again have a top 10 farm by next trade deadline and Jorge Quintana might just be our next Tatis.

The San Diego Padres will again have a top 10 farm by next trade deadline and Jorge Quintana might just be our next Tatis.

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I BELIEVE FERNANDO TATIS JR. MULTI HOME RUN GAME TODAY

I BELIEVE FERNANDO TATIS JR. MULTI HOME RUN GAME TODAY

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No-hitters are rarer than WS rings because you can’t buy them.
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No-hitters are rarer than WS rings because you can’t buy them.

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1,911,648 views • 2 months ago

I genuinely hope Ohtani never sees Cooperstown. What a stain on baseball he has become.
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I genuinely hope Ohtani never sees Cooperstown. What a stain on baseball he has become.

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746,488 views • 1 month ago

Lets check in on Sasaki: 1 E 1 IP 3 ERs They keep him in the rotation for pity atp 😭
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Lets check in on Sasaki: 1 E 1 IP 3 ERs They keep him in the rotation for pity atp 😭

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71,028 views • 14 days ago

THE SCRIPT IS WRITTEN FOR SHOHEI OHTANI AND HE WALKS IT OFF. THE DODGERS SWEEP THE BLUE JAYS AND MAINTAIN THEIR 3 GAME NL WEST LEAD
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THE SCRIPT IS WRITTEN FOR SHOHEI OHTANI AND HE WALKS IT OFF. THE DODGERS SWEEP THE BLUE JAYS AND MAINTAIN THEIR 3 GAME NL WEST LEAD

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1,148,898 views • 10 months ago

“The Los Angeles Dodgers have agreed to part ways with Andrew Friedman. AJ Preller is expected to become the next president of baseball operations for LA in what is expected to be the largest contract for a front office executive in sports history, majority will be deferred.”
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“The Los Angeles Dodgers have agreed to part ways with Andrew Friedman. AJ Preller is expected to become the next president of baseball operations for LA in what is expected to be the largest contract for a front office executive in sports history, majority will be deferred.”

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538,938 views • 6 months ago

Padres legend Tanner Scott has finally locked-in during the second year of his 4-year $72 million contract in LA
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Padres legend Tanner Scott has finally locked-in during the second year of his 4-year $72 million contract in LA

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191,037 views • 2 months ago

Blake Snell after imploding in his season debut
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Blake Snell after imploding in his season debut

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53,843 views • 28 days ago

AJ Preller coming out to perform Fuck Dem Prospects
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AJ Preller coming out to perform Fuck Dem Prospects

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328,530 views • 10 months ago

Let’s check in on how Roki Sasaki is doing in that “Dodgers system” 😭😭😭 3.2 IP 5 h 3 ERs 2 BBs 75 pitches
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Let’s check in on how Roki Sasaki is doing in that “Dodgers system” 😭😭😭 3.2 IP 5 h 3 ERs 2 BBs 75 pitches

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299,529 views • 9 months ago

OMG - "Candelita" Jose Iglesias ft. 2025 SAN DIEGO PADRES
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OMG - "Candelita" Jose Iglesias ft. 2025 SAN DIEGO PADRES

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205,532 views • 9 months ago

Blue Jays just signed Andy Pages father
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Blue Jays just signed Andy Pages father

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128,912 views • 6 months ago

Here is Leandro Cedeño hitting a 527ft bomb in Double-A. Yes that’s not a typo. Longest home run in MiLB and MLB since Statcast began tracking in 2015 😂
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Here is Leandro Cedeño hitting a 527ft bomb in Double-A. Yes that’s not a typo. Longest home run in MiLB and MLB since Statcast began tracking in 2015 😂

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75,157 views • 4 months ago

Remember when Randy Vasquez got lil Dave Roberts ejected Never clear out goat’s locker again 😭
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Remember when Randy Vasquez got lil Dave Roberts ejected Never clear out goat’s locker again 😭

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56,950 views • 3 months ago

Dodgers reliever acquisition 😭😭
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Dodgers reliever acquisition 😭😭

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97,297 views • 10 months ago

$60M AAV for a soft ground out to 2nd Kyle Tucker or “Michael Conforto 2.0” 😭✌️
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$60M AAV for a soft ground out to 2nd Kyle Tucker or “Michael Conforto 2.0” 😭✌️

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37,842 views • 3 months ago

We robbed you of Iglesias We rob you of Alonso next 🤙
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We robbed you of Iglesias We rob you of Alonso next 🤙

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37,167 views • 6 months ago

Thank you for the memories 🥺
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Thank you for the memories 🥺

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21,721 views • 5 months ago

Imagining the return of Arraez, Merrill, Hoeing and Darvish like
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Imagining the return of Arraez, Merrill, Hoeing and Darvish like

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25,389 views • 1 year ago

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