Parody Nigel Farage

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Parody account. Here to take the piss out of the full time grifter and part time MP who leads Reform UK. Enjoy – and feel free to encourage my coffee habit: ⬇️

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Parody Nigel Farage

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JD Vance: "The professors are the enemy". Just the US Vice President advocating the same anti-intellectual dogma as Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao and Stalin.

Elon Musk fixing Twitter: #RateLimitExceeded #RIPTwitter

Nothing to see here, just Boris Johnson being chauffeur driven to jog a few yards past a camera.

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Elon Musk increasing government efficiency.

Lee Anderson wants to know why 500 pubs a year are closing under Labour. So pleased he decided not to ask them why an average of 700 pubs a year closed in the ten years before Labour came to power. 😀 #PMQs

By voting tactically for Labour, people in Somerset can get rid of Jacob Rees-Mogg and find out what it's like to have an MP who is capable of taking the top off a bottle of water.

In his tireless quest for honesty and authenticity, Boris Johnson once again jogs from his chauffeur driven car to the nearest camera.

Brexit - the story so far:

I’m very pleased that Jonathan Gullis has joined Reform – we need more conviction politicians with strongly held principles. In other news, here he is explaining why there is absolutely no chance he would ever defect to Reform.

I'll never understand why Laurence Fox didn't make it big as a singer. (sound up)

Reform dimwits clearly don’t understand what incitement to violence is, so let me explain – incitement to violence is saying things like “set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care” or threatening to pick up a rifle, like this bloke:

As Therese Coffey says, scenes like this are all Labour's fault. The fact that she voted to let water companies keep pumping shit into the sea for another 15 years is neither here nor there.

Richard Tice condemns Elon Musk for interfering in UK politics. Oh, sorry - he was talking about George Soros. Turns out it's OK for some billionaires to interfere but not for others.

Elon Musk has announced the first successful brain chip implant in a human.

In case anyone is tempted to listen to anything Liz Truss has to say, let's just remember that she can't even find her way out of a room without help.

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Morons outside Southampton police station expressing 'pure cold rage'. I wonder what gave them that idea. #FarageRiots

Hilariously video by a knobhead desperately willing a pleasant London street to be a war zone. Best bit is a woman telling him to stop talking nonsense.

Right wing numpty desperate for attention tries to be controversial by walking through London with a flag and is disappointed to find that nobody gives a shit.

Just a reminder of the compelling and cogent arguments put forward by the EDL and their supporters.

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One small positive among the disgusting scenes in Southport is this far right fuckwit getting his nadgers crushed by a flying brick.

This is what happens when you have an ego the size of a planet but the self awareness of a turnip. Those poor people.

Trump being taken for a golden carriage ride to nowhere around the grounds of Windsor Castle, like humouring a massive toddler.

People voting Conservative. #GE24 #GeneralElection2024

Brighton taking no shit from Far Right fuckwits, who have to be protected by police. Hilarious. #UKRiots #FaragesRiots

The most powerful man in the world uses this power to… ban plastic straws. Claiming “They explode” “I don’t think plastics are going to affect a shark very much… as they’re munching their way through the ocean”. What. A. Fucking. Moron.

Priti Patel has been made Shadow Foreign Secretary, which is a great excuse to remember that time Ian Hislop hilariously destroyed her argument in favour of the death penalty.

I made Lee Anderson Deputy Chairman because he represents the integrity and professionalism that I value so much. Like that time he lied to a journalist and got his mate to pretend he didn't know him. Please don’t share. #Reshuffle

Reform are panicking about people pointing out that they want to replace the NHS. So please don't share this clip of Nigel Farage saying he'd rather healthcare was done through insurance companies.

Kemi Badenoch criticises the mandate to ban the sale of petrol cars, apparently forgetting that she was the one who introduced it.

Just to be clear on our new policy, if everyone votes Reform there will be no detention centres built anywhere so no immigrants will be locked up.

Since Mark Francois is trending, let's enjoy that time he proved he was too stupid to understand how stupid he is, then had a staring contest with Will Self.

This 12 year old Reform supporter is a great advert for home schooling as a means of indoctrination. He sounds like a fat baldy bloke in a pub.

I find that the best way to respond to a GP who is angry and upset about what I have done to the NHS is to laugh at them.

It's a sad day when patriotic hero Tommy Robinson can't visit a Muslim country and get his arse handed to him and publicly shit himself.

The UK has one of the lowest rates of maternity pay, but Kemi Badenoch thinks it's too high. Quite a surprising attitude for a woman who is definitely working class.