Penguins Jesus

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Blessed are the Faithful Penguins fans. RTs are not scripture.

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When you try to take a run at Sidney Crosby and realize why Sid has to have custom tailored pants

Any reason that Evgeni Malkin was suspended for 5 games, but this hasn’t had a hearing NHL Player Safety?

Sidney Crosby hates Philadelphia so much his knee healed three weeks early. Incredible leadership by the Captain.

We traded this man and got Stuart Skinner, Sam Girard, and two 2nd round picks. And Kyle Dubas ain’t even done fleecing yet.

The Penguins trying to field a full team for tonight’s game.

Sidney Crosby is traveling with the team on the roadtrip. We’re about to see this again very soon.

The Penguins are on the verge of clinching the playoffs. But after the Olympics, without Sid, it was anything but a guarantee. And then Malkin was suspended for 5 games. We aren’t here today without the absolute superhero of a March that Erik Karlsson had.

We have NBC Sports Philadelphia analysts pontificating how nice it would be to injure Sidney Crosby and knock him out of the series. And wouldn’t you know it, Scott Hartnell is on the panel. You can’t even make this stuff up. Philadelphia is classless from the media down to the fanbase.

Tom Wilson will receive no hearing for this hit. Bryan Rust is still out on his three game suspension for a high hit. Interesting, considering their histories.

What does Kyle Dubas have up his sleeve?

Got this guy for Brett Kulak.

Geno to Chino is a religion.

BREAKING: Leaked footage from inside the Department of Player Safety shows #LetsGoPens forward Evgeni Malkin to face 5 game suspension.

BREAKING: Sources close to the front office say that Penguins GM Kyle Dubas is on the “goal line” with signing a Top 6 UFA winger for “one last shot at the Cup with Sid”.

BREAKING: #LetsGoPens and Jaromir Jagr are imminently announcing a one-year deal. A clip of the announcement video has leaked.

Is Bill Zonnon the greatest hockey player of all-time? I’m starting to believe.

All of this 2016 nostalgia has me looking over that 2015-16 Stanley Cup team. What an imperfect bunch that the whole was greater than the sum of the parts.

This feels like, good or bad, it will be a defining moment for the 2026 Pittsburgh Penguins.

Just hanging around.

If you aren’t on the Bill Zonnon hype train, it’s not too late to hop aboard.

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The more I see about the Ruck twins, the more excited I get.

Nothing more embarrassing than Tom Wilson getting massacred by a French beer leaguer.

There are people in this country who rooted against their own country and own team in this game. The team who wanted to share their victory with the children of their teammate who was killed by a drunk driver. Perspective.

Never build a domed stadium here. Ever.

Radko Gudas injured Sidney Crosby’s knee last month and just did this. Maybe it’s time we start handing out long suspensions to goons so the stars can be on the ice. No one buys tickets to see Radko Gudas. They do to see Sid and AM34.

I would give Geno a 1x$5M extension for greeting a cat when delivering season tickets. That’s attention to detail.

This Chinakhov kid seems like he’s going to fit in here.

As a fan of all Flyers trolling, Noel Acciari stealing Konecny’s helmet is a Hall of Famer level troll move.

My favorite Evgeni Malkin moment of all-time came against the Flyers in the playoffs. Geno was an absolute bully.

I’m begging you. Bring back Pro Beach Hockey. Somebody with a vision and money needs to give the people what they want.

Tristan Jarry when the playoffs start

If you’re an American and not rooting for Team USA, log off. I want every single Pittsburgh Penguin to have an amazing Olympics and return healthy and ready for a playoff run. But we don’t root for the Flyers win in Pittsburgh, and we don’t root for Canadians to win in the USA.

Everytime I think the legend of Phil Kessel can’t get any funnier, it gets funnier.

Erik Karlsson is not just a menace on the ice, but in the kitchen. After eating this you can just use your breath to knock out offensive rushes.

The temperatures are in the 70s and I once again come to you begging to bring back Pro Beach Hockey.

2009 Stanley Cups Finals Game 7 Intro This was a peak NHL era.

It’s baffling to me that a Top 5 NHL player of all-time, who when given a baseball bat at random can do this, seemingly can’t figure out a successful shootout move.

They need to bring back to the Pro Beach Hockey League.

The most electric 13 minutes in Penguins/Flyers history. The hatred in the rivalry was at its absolute peak.

Bring back Pro Beach Hockey ESPN.