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The “Pfatter You” selfie app, a joint project by seniors Trevor (Computer Science) and Vince (Entrepreneurship), will help you see yourself in a much BIGGER light.

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Check out all the ways to Imagine a Pfatter U: ▪️Instagram: pfatteruniversity ▪️Tumblr: pfatter-university ▪️🅿️atreon: link in bio!

Former toothpick bohemianbeef has really rounded out as a person since his freshman year, and is determined to put in his time in the dining hall to keep expanding. Imagine what he’ll look like next year waddling across the stage to get his diploma 😉🐷

American Lit professor Pablo Panza has a friendly rivalry with his follow faculty member, Brit Lit expert Lionel Tubbs; he never suspected that Tubbs would spike his coffee with a double dose of GroBig Mass Gainer. Watch Professor Panza transform just in time for class to begin!

Justin, a senior culinary major, has been named Tutor of the Year! His former tutee Brad says, “Justin really encouraged me to double down on my studies, making sure I always put in 100% effort - he always made sure to bring his special cupcakes!”

😳🥵Normally we wouldn’t post something so scandalous but it’s for a good cause! Here’s a behind-the-scenes vid of Augie, posing for Pfatter University’s annual “Snacks with Snacks” calendar while relaxing in his dorm. Proceeds from sales of the calendar go to local charities!

Recent grad @StudlyMarsh made a huge transformation from freshman to senior year, adding three inches to his biceps … and many more inches all over 🐷😉 If you have your own before and after pics you’d like to make into a video like this, DM us ➡️

How about a little #gymspiration to help you power through the middle of the week? Gio had been the portrait of fitness up until yesterday, when he took a swig of his roommate’s preworkout. If only one swig of GroBig gave him that gut, he’s lucky he didn’t drink the whole bottle!

Check out this clip from one of the winners of our student Pfatter Pfilm Pfestival, from “Grow Lamp.” Synopsis: a genie promises to fulfill a college baseball player’s dreams of playing in the big leagues, but will his grand aspirations lead to even bigger consequences?

A favorite feature of Pfatter U’s fitness center is our sauna, a favorite spot for our students to simply relax and let go. The steam room has special properties that activates adipose tissue, resulting in a calming experience and a much softer physique for all who enter.

We’ve successfully restored the audio on four of our old posts. Enjoy four expanded scenes from our archives, now featuring our students’ voices and sound effects! Here’s Tim, the Chiseld College student who was tricked into trying the Thickening Machine.

Pfatter U is proud to announce a new donor and sponsor - GroBig protein powder! In exchange for some promotional footage featuring our students, the company has pledged to double our dining hall’s budget for the next five years. Watch Travis try their latest line, GluteGro! 🐷😉

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The plumbing at Pfatter University could really use some updating. This morning, a fattening serum prototype seeped into the system and made it all the way to the bathrooms in our dorms. Looks like our students are about to have a swell(ing) morning wake-up in the showers!

Chase, an amateur bodybuilder. added a scoop of GroBig to his pre-workout. Or was it two? He wasn’t really paying attention. Before he could leave his dorm for the gym, the powder’s effects really set in. Now he’s round like a yoga ball and weighs much more than his max squat!

On the first day of his spring break trip, Gus thought he’d enjoy a little dip on the pool. He kept his shirt on to hide the forty pounds he’d gained this semester … little did he know he had much BIGGER things to worry about once he got in to the tainted pool water 🐷😉

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Our Admissions team has been working on a big promotional video, highlighting all the transformational opportunities we have to offer: the Thickening Machine and GroBig Mass Gain powder, to our all new Bloat Ray, you’ll leave your skinny jeans behind when you enroll at Pfatter U!

When the cold temps sting, when not relax your mind (and your physique) in our RelaXXLing Sauna?

Slimmer Shirts are back at Pfatter U - watch the revealing two-minute informercial by following the link in our bio 😉🐷👕

To celebrate over 1,000 active patrons, we’re releasing a supercut of 1,000 lbs gained by our expansive student body. The video opens with Sayid, who got much more than he wished for in the Thickening Machine… 😉🐷

Freshman Isaac, hoping to rush Phi Alpha Tau, was force-fed a dozen delicious, calorie-dense cream puffs by his fellow pledges. His newly-enormous, flabby gut and the positive attention from his fellow pledges are reminders that hazing is …uh.. frowned upon at Pfatter U!

Let’s look back at Phi Alpha Tau’s annual event, the Muddy Pig Festival! To celebrate the big list of student achievements every year, our resident f(r)at boys wet down the quad and hold a long list of events in the mud, from pie-eating contests to mud wrestling and more! #Veo3

This year, Pfatter U gained a new sponsor - GroBig Mass Gainer protein powder! This partnership has led to many opportunities for Pfatter Athletics, most recently this brand new ad debuting on cable and streaming platforms later this month! Here’s a sneak peek! #Veo3

Sawyer nearly tripped over the package as he left his dorm on his way to the gym. He was determined to get a workout in before his study session with a classmate. He grabbed the box and took it with him, noticing the message on the tag: “Hope you score big on your final exams!”…

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Dean Normous and the Pfatter upperclassmen have some advice for our incoming Pfreshmen class! Watch the video by joining our Senior Class tier - link in bio 😉🐷

On his way back from band practice, sophomore Austin couldn’t resist the sweet smell of the treat being baked in our Dining Hall. Once inside, he bought a half dozen of our new Pfatt Rolls; back at his dorm, he discovered what they could really do!

Remember Garrett and Evan from our Halloween 2024 post? Garrett’s been testing some new recipes since last October, baking up some highly-caloric treats for his eager-to-please boyfriend. Looks like Evan might need to size up that costume for this year’s Halloween festivities!

We were so impressed to see Big Snack’s progress over his four years at Pfatter U. From a cocky freshman twunk to hairy cub, we heard he’s considering a grad degree with us as he moves on to balding bear status 🐻😉 Want a video like his? Join our Faculty tier!

Watch Seth test the limits of his specially-designed uniform meant to withstand sudden fattenings, part of our fashion student Layton’s new Bloatwell collection. 🐷

Baseball player Benji didn’t believe our thickening machine really worked - and boy, was he wrong. Read the full story on our Tumblr!