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The guy who had to search Ilhan Omar's panty drawer right now:

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The guy who had to search Ilhan Omar's panty drawer right now:

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You know what... I'm just gonna let the comments handle this nonsense, FFS 🤦

You know what... I'm just gonna let the comments handle this nonsense, FFS 🤦

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Explain to me how this is warranted in any way. Go on. I dare you to. This is straight up feral animal behavior.

Explain to me how this is warranted in any way. Go on. I dare you to. This is straight up feral animal behavior.

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Me and the boys watching Nidal Hasan on December 3rd:

Me and the boys watching Nidal Hasan on December 3rd:

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On today's episode of "Bowling With Cars"

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On today's episode of "Bowling With Cars"

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Today is not a good day to be Antifa. 😂 Benjamin Song- 100 years in PRISON Marisela Rueda: 70 years Cameron Arnold: 50 years Savanna Batten: 50 years Zachary Evetts: 50 years Bradford Morris: 50 years Elizabeth Soto: 50 years Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada: 30 years FAFO 🔥

Today is not a good day to be Antifa. 😂 Benjamin Song- 100 years in PRISON Marisela Rueda: 70 years Cameron Arnold: 50 years Savanna Batten: 50 years Zachary Evetts: 50 years Bradford Morris: 50 years Elizabeth Soto: 50 years Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada: 30 years FAFO 🔥

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Let me explain how this is going to work, libs. I remember fondly when I got called into the HR office at my job and was let go for harmless memes and dunking on you. Never threatened violence, none of that BS. But you did it anyway. Eventually, 3 years later they called me back, and hired me again with a generous pay bump because they knew they fcked up. I'm playing the game you all started. It just so happens I'm better at it than you. I also remember when your people shot down that dude in Portland, Oregon, and when they took a shot at the dude I voted for, and k*lled Corey Comperatore. And now Charlie. And now you all wanna cry because I'm returning the favor? Nah. You're gonna find out exactly who and what I am. This time you can't cancel me. 🤷‍♂️

Let me explain how this is going to work, libs. I remember fondly when I got called into the HR office at my job and was let go for harmless memes and dunking on you. Never threatened violence, none of that BS. But you did it anyway. Eventually, 3 years later they called me back, and hired me again with a generous pay bump because they knew they fcked up. I'm playing the game you all started. It just so happens I'm better at it than you. I also remember when your people shot down that dude in Portland, Oregon, and when they took a shot at the dude I voted for, and k*lled Corey Comperatore. And now Charlie. And now you all wanna cry because I'm returning the favor? Nah. You're gonna find out exactly who and what I am. This time you can't cancel me. 🤷‍♂️

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Don't ever do this to somebody in the pit. You WILL get folded like this guy did. FAFO 💯

Don't ever do this to somebody in the pit. You WILL get folded like this guy did. FAFO 💯

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Remember when that band Ministry released a god awful song praising Antifa, literally called "Antifa", and it backfired on them so hard that the whole music community came together to collectively shame them into oblivion because it sucked so bad? Pepperidge Farms certainly remembers. ☕️

Remember when that band Ministry released a god awful song praising Antifa, literally called "Antifa", and it backfired on them so hard that the whole music community came together to collectively shame them into oblivion because it sucked so bad? Pepperidge Farms certainly remembers. ☕️

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Jon Bernthal when you call his pitbull a racial slur:

Jon Bernthal when you call his pitbull a racial slur:

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When you're fighting on the beach, and you accidentally hit the emote button by mistake mid-brawl:

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When you're fighting on the beach, and you accidentally hit the emote button by mistake mid-brawl:

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The sucker punch and the fact that this kid just let himself get manhandled like that is just....ugh. Dude.... FIGHT BACK

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The sucker punch and the fact that this kid just let himself get manhandled like that is just....ugh. Dude.... FIGHT BACK

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Because God forbid you receive your diploma with decorum like a normal person

Because God forbid you receive your diploma with decorum like a normal person

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That's gonna hurt bad when the adrenaline wears off 😬

That's gonna hurt bad when the adrenaline wears off 😬

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Imagine going on live television and having the weakness and outright audacity to stand there at 300 lbs, crying, and saying you're starving because you lost your SNAP benefits GET. A. JOB.

Imagine going on live television and having the weakness and outright audacity to stand there at 300 lbs, crying, and saying you're starving because you lost your SNAP benefits GET. A. JOB.

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I've been looking for this stray for about 3 weeks. He appears to have made a friend. Today I spotted him in my neighborhood, pulled over, and I'm gonna make sure they are fed and hydrated and everything is okay. I'm glad I found him. I was looking for a good while.

I've been looking for this stray for about 3 weeks. He appears to have made a friend. Today I spotted him in my neighborhood, pulled over, and I'm gonna make sure they are fed and hydrated and everything is okay. I'm glad I found him. I was looking for a good while.

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When your neighbor is a liberal Lindsay Clancy supporter, and she follows you on FB, and she saw the comment saying she deserves prison:

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When your neighbor is a liberal Lindsay Clancy supporter, and she follows you on FB, and she saw the comment saying she deserves prison:

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You Olympics gremlins can boo VP Vance all you like. I'll line up to vote for him if he runs, just like I did with #47. I had my doubts about him at first, but he won me over pretty easily. I have a lot of respect for him. "Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer"

You Olympics gremlins can boo VP Vance all you like. I'll line up to vote for him if he runs, just like I did with #47. I had my doubts about him at first, but he won me over pretty easily. I have a lot of respect for him. "Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer"

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She deleted the video and is now crashing out

She deleted the video and is now crashing out

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Me and my wife like to take my son to the Pumpkin Patch in Houston every year, since that's where she is originally from. It's a tradition that we've had for a few years, and he loves it. We look forward to taking him every year. Now we can't even take him there anymore, apparently. I'm smart enough to know that if you see a large amount of blacks in one area, it's time to saddle up and mosey right TF out. You can't even take your damn family out for events anymore in this city without seeing this BS. We DON'T AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS

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Me and my wife like to take my son to the Pumpkin Patch in Houston every year, since that's where she is originally from. It's a tradition that we've had for a few years, and he loves it. We look forward to taking him every year. Now we can't even take him there anymore, apparently. I'm smart enough to know that if you see a large amount of blacks in one area, it's time to saddle up and mosey right TF out. You can't even take your damn family out for events anymore in this city without seeing this BS. We DON'T AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS

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-White woman gets a year long visa in India -Gets culturally enriched immediately and wants to leave after 2 weeks

-White woman gets a year long visa in India -Gets culturally enriched immediately and wants to leave after 2 weeks

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Meanwhile in Memphis, the National Guard isn't putting up with any more of their nonsense 💯

Meanwhile in Memphis, the National Guard isn't putting up with any more of their nonsense 💯

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Meanwhile in Dallas, in the North Oak Cliff neighborhood:

Meanwhile in Dallas, in the North Oak Cliff neighborhood:

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The footage of the Swiss ski resort fire is actually terrifying AF. The fact that some people are so desensitized to actual danger, and would rather film it and sing and dance around the fire, rather than leave ASAP or do something about it, though? Sheeeesh. 40 people gone, like *snap* Terrible. All of it.

The footage of the Swiss ski resort fire is actually terrifying AF. The fact that some people are so desensitized to actual danger, and would rather film it and sing and dance around the fire, rather than leave ASAP or do something about it, though? Sheeeesh. 40 people gone, like snap Terrible. All of it.

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When the Home Depot theme song comes on the radio in my truck while I'm driving:

When the Home Depot theme song comes on the radio in my truck while I'm driving:

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When you manage to get thrown out and banned by the manager of Guitar Center in less than 2 minutes:

When you manage to get thrown out and banned by the manager of Guitar Center in less than 2 minutes:

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The moment when you think you got an easy robbery mark in Chicago, but it winds up being a off duty cop serving up a helping of FAFO:

The moment when you think you got an easy robbery mark in Chicago, but it winds up being a off duty cop serving up a helping of FAFO:

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When you m*rder a child, and the judge makes you think you're gonna walk, then immediately rug pulls you:

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When you m*rder a child, and the judge makes you think you're gonna walk, then immediately rug pulls you:

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What the hell did I just witness 🤨

What the hell did I just witness 🤨

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3,382,893 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

We got a Shiloh Hendrix, we got a Cinnabon Crystal, now we just need to give this one a name

We got a Shiloh Hendrix, we got a Cinnabon Crystal, now we just need to give this one a name

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We shouldn't have to live like this. Ever.

We shouldn't have to live like this. Ever.

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TASTE THE BISCUIT TASTE THE GOODNESS OF THE BISCUIT TASTE THE HONEY SAUCE TASTE THE GOODNESS OF THE BISCUIT WITH THE HONEY SAUCE AND THEN OPEN UP THIS FOOKING PIT 🤘🔥

TASTE THE BISCUIT TASTE THE GOODNESS OF THE BISCUIT TASTE THE HONEY SAUCE TASTE THE GOODNESS OF THE BISCUIT WITH THE HONEY SAUCE AND THEN OPEN UP THIS FOOKING PIT 🤘🔥

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So instead of checking his in ear monitors (which is entirely his fault for having them out btw), Flea from the Chili Peppers decides to throw a full on tantrum and blame it on his bass tech. This is a man in his 60's, btw 😬

So instead of checking his in ear monitors (which is entirely his fault for having them out btw), Flea from the Chili Peppers decides to throw a full on tantrum and blame it on his bass tech. This is a man in his 60's, btw 😬

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We shouldn't have to live like this, ever.

We shouldn't have to live like this, ever.

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I think some people in Spain might be a little upset at the current state of affairs🤔

I think some people in Spain might be a little upset at the current state of affairs🤔

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Imagine being low IQ enough to film yourself committing several crimes like this . This an AirBNB is some poor homeowner's house in San Diego, CA.

Imagine being low IQ enough to film yourself committing several crimes like this . This an AirBNB is some poor homeowner's house in San Diego, CA.

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Awkward Karaoke Man saw the fatigue happening in real time, and just decided to send it full throttle with the chorus from the Goo Goo Dolls song 😂💀

Awkward Karaoke Man saw the fatigue happening in real time, and just decided to send it full throttle with the chorus from the Goo Goo Dolls song 😂💀

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When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

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Summer of Love 2.0 is gonna be lit this year 🔥

Summer of Love 2.0 is gonna be lit this year 🔥

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