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Explain to me how this is warranted in any way. Go on. I dare you to. This is straight up feral animal behavior.

Explain to me how this is warranted in any way. Go on. I dare you to. This is straight up feral animal behavior.

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Today is not a good day to be Antifa. 😂 Benjamin Song- 100 years in PRISON Marisela Rueda: 70 years Cameron Arnold: 50 years Savanna Batten: 50 years Zachary Evetts: 50 years Bradford Morris: 50 years Elizabeth Soto: 50 years Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada: 30 years FAFO 🔥

Today is not a good day to be Antifa. 😂 Benjamin Song- 100 years in PRISON Marisela Rueda: 70 years Cameron Arnold: 50 years Savanna Batten: 50 years Zachary Evetts: 50 years Bradford Morris: 50 years Elizabeth Soto: 50 years Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada: 30 years FAFO 🔥

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Come on, Maine. Are you serious right now? 🤨

Come on, Maine. Are you serious right now? 🤨

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On today's episode of "Bowling With Cars"

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On today's episode of "Bowling With Cars"

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Don't ever do this to somebody in the pit. You WILL get folded like this guy did. FAFO 💯

Don't ever do this to somebody in the pit. You WILL get folded like this guy did. FAFO 💯

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Let me explain how this is going to work, libs. I remember fondly when I got called into the HR office at my job and was let go for harmless memes and dunking on you. Never threatened violence, none of that BS. But you did it anyway. Eventually, 3 years later they called me back, and hired me again with a generous pay bump because they knew they fcked up. I'm playing the game you all started. It just so happens I'm better at it than you. I also remember when your people shot down that dude in Portland, Oregon, and when they took a shot at the dude I voted for, and k*lled Corey Comperatore. And now Charlie. And now you all wanna cry because I'm returning the favor? Nah. You're gonna find out exactly who and what I am. This time you can't cancel me. 🤷‍♂️

Let me explain how this is going to work, libs. I remember fondly when I got called into the HR office at my job and was let go for harmless memes and dunking on you. Never threatened violence, none of that BS. But you did it anyway. Eventually, 3 years later they called me back, and hired me again with a generous pay bump because they knew they fcked up. I'm playing the game you all started. It just so happens I'm better at it than you. I also remember when your people shot down that dude in Portland, Oregon, and when they took a shot at the dude I voted for, and k*lled Corey Comperatore. And now Charlie. And now you all wanna cry because I'm returning the favor? Nah. You're gonna find out exactly who and what I am. This time you can't cancel me. 🤷‍♂️

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Because God forbid you receive your diploma with decorum like a normal person

Because God forbid you receive your diploma with decorum like a normal person

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The sucker punch and the fact that this kid just let himself get manhandled like that is just....ugh. Dude.... FIGHT BACK

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The sucker punch and the fact that this kid just let himself get manhandled like that is just....ugh. Dude.... FIGHT BACK

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Imagine going on live television and having the weakness and outright audacity to stand there at 300 lbs, crying, and saying you're starving because you lost your SNAP benefits GET. A. JOB.

Imagine going on live television and having the weakness and outright audacity to stand there at 300 lbs, crying, and saying you're starving because you lost your SNAP benefits GET. A. JOB.

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That's gonna hurt bad when the adrenaline wears off 😬

That's gonna hurt bad when the adrenaline wears off 😬

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I've never trusted these damn things, and this right here just solidified the fact that I'm never stepping foot on one. Jesus, dude. 😬

I've never trusted these damn things, and this right here just solidified the fact that I'm never stepping foot on one. Jesus, dude. 😬

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You Olympics gremlins can boo VP Vance all you like. I'll line up to vote for him if he runs, just like I did with #47. I had my doubts about him at first, but he won me over pretty easily. I have a lot of respect for him. "Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer"

You Olympics gremlins can boo VP Vance all you like. I'll line up to vote for him if he runs, just like I did with #47. I had my doubts about him at first, but he won me over pretty easily. I have a lot of respect for him. "Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer"

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I'm still trying to figure out why anybody would actually be upset about this, because this is cool AF 😁

I'm still trying to figure out why anybody would actually be upset about this, because this is cool AF 😁

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Hate to break it to you lady, but Haitians didn't build a damn thing in this country. That's just outright delusion. And if you all did such a great job with America as you claim, then going back home to Haiti and cleaning it up would be a breeze, right? Right?

Hate to break it to you lady, but Haitians didn't build a damn thing in this country. That's just outright delusion. And if you all did such a great job with America as you claim, then going back home to Haiti and cleaning it up would be a breeze, right? Right?

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Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of meth heads

Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of meth heads

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ebbi 🪷 Did you seriously just compare George Floyd to Charlie Kirk? Oh my. The stupid on you.

ebbi 🪷 Did you seriously just compare George Floyd to Charlie Kirk? Oh my. The stupid on you.

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Look at the size of that crowd. My God. THIS is what Charlie's legacy will be. Loved by millions. Do not let the detractors get you down. Today and always we will remember him, and honor him. For Charlie. ❤️

Look at the size of that crowd. My God. THIS is what Charlie's legacy will be. Loved by millions. Do not let the detractors get you down. Today and always we will remember him, and honor him. For Charlie. ❤️

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Meanwhile in Memphis, the National Guard isn't putting up with any more of their nonsense 💯

Meanwhile in Memphis, the National Guard isn't putting up with any more of their nonsense 💯

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This is the kind of situation I actually dread. Not for myself, but for my own kids. Dad definitely did the right thing by getting them out of the way, but sometimes, that's not going to be enough. Thankfully, this time it was. The fact remains, we don't and shouldn't have to live like this. Ever. I'm tired of it.

This is the kind of situation I actually dread. Not for myself, but for my own kids. Dad definitely did the right thing by getting them out of the way, but sometimes, that's not going to be enough. Thankfully, this time it was. The fact remains, we don't and shouldn't have to live like this. Ever. I'm tired of it.

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Meanwhile in Dallas, in the North Oak Cliff neighborhood:

Meanwhile in Dallas, in the North Oak Cliff neighborhood:

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This might be the first time that I have ever witnessed a Karen in the wild actually be right on the money 😂

This might be the first time that I have ever witnessed a Karen in the wild actually be right on the money 😂

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The footage of the Swiss ski resort fire is actually terrifying AF. The fact that some people are so desensitized to actual danger, and would rather film it and sing and dance around the fire, rather than leave ASAP or do something about it, though? Sheeeesh. 40 people gone, like *snap* Terrible. All of it.

The footage of the Swiss ski resort fire is actually terrifying AF. The fact that some people are so desensitized to actual danger, and would rather film it and sing and dance around the fire, rather than leave ASAP or do something about it, though? Sheeeesh. 40 people gone, like snap Terrible. All of it.

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We shouldn't have to live like this. Ever.

We shouldn't have to live like this. Ever.

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When you m*rder a child, and the judge makes you think you're gonna walk, then immediately rug pulls you:

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When you m*rder a child, and the judge makes you think you're gonna walk, then immediately rug pulls you:

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I don't understand what they are protesting against. The last time I checked, there was no indication of foul play involved with Nolan Wells. Nobody really knows anything, in fact. What are they protesting against? Water?

I don't understand what they are protesting against. The last time I checked, there was no indication of foul play involved with Nolan Wells. Nobody really knows anything, in fact. What are they protesting against? Water?

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The moment when you think you got an easy robbery mark in Chicago, but it winds up being a off duty cop serving up a helping of FAFO:

The moment when you think you got an easy robbery mark in Chicago, but it winds up being a off duty cop serving up a helping of FAFO:

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What the hell did I just witness 🤨

What the hell did I just witness 🤨

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Happy Birthday, America. 🥰🇺🇸

Happy Birthday, America. 🥰🇺🇸

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When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

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So instead of checking his in ear monitors (which is entirely his fault for having them out btw), Flea from the Chili Peppers decides to throw a full on tantrum and blame it on his bass tech. This is a man in his 60's, btw 😬

So instead of checking his in ear monitors (which is entirely his fault for having them out btw), Flea from the Chili Peppers decides to throw a full on tantrum and blame it on his bass tech. This is a man in his 60's, btw 😬

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Remember when Karmelo Anthony's criminal PR guy Dominique Alexander had the audacity to throw out Austin Metcalf's father out of this press conference at the beginning of all of this? When he was just standing there peacefully, and had EVERY right to be there since his son's life was taken by the heathen son of the woman standing right there? Pepperidge Farms remembers. I certainly remember, too.

Remember when Karmelo Anthony's criminal PR guy Dominique Alexander had the audacity to throw out Austin Metcalf's father out of this press conference at the beginning of all of this? When he was just standing there peacefully, and had EVERY right to be there since his son's life was taken by the heathen son of the woman standing right there? Pepperidge Farms remembers. I certainly remember, too.

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Imagine being low IQ enough to film yourself committing several crimes like this . This an AirBNB is some poor homeowner's house in San Diego, CA.

Imagine being low IQ enough to film yourself committing several crimes like this . This an AirBNB is some poor homeowner's house in San Diego, CA.

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"Come on down to Saad's Fine Jewelers in West Side San Antonio at Ingram Park Mall, where your brand new gold link will get snatched off your neck 5 minutes after you leave the store!"

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I probably watched this 10 times in a row. My GOD. 😂😭💀

I probably watched this 10 times in a row. My GOD. 😂😭💀

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God almighty. This looks and sounds like a straight up Reno 911 skit. Houston.... what are ya'll doing in these streets playing with dirty underwear 🤨😂

God almighty. This looks and sounds like a straight up Reno 911 skit. Houston.... what are ya'll doing in these streets playing with dirty underwear 🤨😂

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Summer of Love 2.0 is gonna be lit this year 🔥

Summer of Love 2.0 is gonna be lit this year 🔥

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When you try and deliver a pizza but just wind up leaving feeling fatigued:

When you try and deliver a pizza but just wind up leaving feeling fatigued:

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