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Because God forbid you receive your diploma with decorum like a normal person

Because God forbid you receive your diploma with decorum like a normal person

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On today's episode of "Bowling With Cars"

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On today's episode of "Bowling With Cars"

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Don't ever do this to somebody in the pit. You WILL get folded like this guy did. FAFO 💯

Don't ever do this to somebody in the pit. You WILL get folded like this guy did. FAFO 💯

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Let me explain how this is going to work, libs. I remember fondly when I got called into the HR office at my job and was let go for harmless memes and dunking on you. Never threatened violence, none of that BS. But you did it anyway. Eventually, 3 years later they called me back, and hired me again with a generous pay bump because they knew they fcked up. I'm playing the game you all started. It just so happens I'm better at it than you. I also remember when your people shot down that dude in Portland, Oregon, and when they took a shot at the dude I voted for, and k*lled Corey Comperatore. And now Charlie. And now you all wanna cry because I'm returning the favor? Nah. You're gonna find out exactly who and what I am. This time you can't cancel me. 🤷‍♂️

Let me explain how this is going to work, libs. I remember fondly when I got called into the HR office at my job and was let go for harmless memes and dunking on you. Never threatened violence, none of that BS. But you did it anyway. Eventually, 3 years later they called me back, and hired me again with a generous pay bump because they knew they fcked up. I'm playing the game you all started. It just so happens I'm better at it than you. I also remember when your people shot down that dude in Portland, Oregon, and when they took a shot at the dude I voted for, and k*lled Corey Comperatore. And now Charlie. And now you all wanna cry because I'm returning the favor? Nah. You're gonna find out exactly who and what I am. This time you can't cancel me. 🤷‍♂️

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Imagine going on live television and having the weakness and outright audacity to stand there at 300 lbs, crying, and saying you're starving because you lost your SNAP benefits GET. A. JOB.

Imagine going on live television and having the weakness and outright audacity to stand there at 300 lbs, crying, and saying you're starving because you lost your SNAP benefits GET. A. JOB.

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The sucker punch and the fact that this kid just let himself get manhandled like that is just....ugh. Dude.... FIGHT BACK

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The sucker punch and the fact that this kid just let himself get manhandled like that is just....ugh. Dude.... FIGHT BACK

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That's gonna hurt bad when the adrenaline wears off 😬

That's gonna hurt bad when the adrenaline wears off 😬

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You Olympics gremlins can boo VP Vance all you like. I'll line up to vote for him if he runs, just like I did with #47. I had my doubts about him at first, but he won me over pretty easily. I have a lot of respect for him. "Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer"

You Olympics gremlins can boo VP Vance all you like. I'll line up to vote for him if he runs, just like I did with #47. I had my doubts about him at first, but he won me over pretty easily. I have a lot of respect for him. "Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer"

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I've never trusted these damn things, and this right here just solidified the fact that I'm never stepping foot on one. Jesus, dude. 😬

I've never trusted these damn things, and this right here just solidified the fact that I'm never stepping foot on one. Jesus, dude. 😬

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Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of meth heads

Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of meth heads

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ebbi 🪷 Did you seriously just compare George Floyd to Charlie Kirk? Oh my. The stupid on you.

ebbi 🪷 Did you seriously just compare George Floyd to Charlie Kirk? Oh my. The stupid on you.

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Look at the size of that crowd. My God. THIS is what Charlie's legacy will be. Loved by millions. Do not let the detractors get you down. Today and always we will remember him, and honor him. For Charlie. ❤️

Look at the size of that crowd. My God. THIS is what Charlie's legacy will be. Loved by millions. Do not let the detractors get you down. Today and always we will remember him, and honor him. For Charlie. ❤️

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"Come on down to Saad's Fine Jewelers in West Side San Antonio at Ingram Park Mall, where your brand new gold link will get snatched off your neck 5 minutes after you leave the store!"

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The footage of the Swiss ski resort fire is actually terrifying AF. The fact that some people are so desensitized to actual danger, and would rather film it and sing and dance around the fire, rather than leave ASAP or do something about it, though? Sheeeesh. 40 people gone, like *snap* Terrible. All of it.

The footage of the Swiss ski resort fire is actually terrifying AF. The fact that some people are so desensitized to actual danger, and would rather film it and sing and dance around the fire, rather than leave ASAP or do something about it, though? Sheeeesh. 40 people gone, like snap Terrible. All of it.

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"Back by popular demand" Nah... all the comments I saw are just talking smack about her blown out flapjacks and her inability to speak like a functioning human. I can't believe how many of these there are. It's insane 😵‍💫

"Back by popular demand" Nah... all the comments I saw are just talking smack about her blown out flapjacks and her inability to speak like a functioning human. I can't believe how many of these there are. It's insane 😵‍💫

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174,262 次观看 • 5 天前

When you m*rder a child, and the judge makes you think you're gonna walk, then immediately rug pulls you:

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When you m*rder a child, and the judge makes you think you're gonna walk, then immediately rug pulls you:

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3,227,177 次观看 • 2 个月前

God almighty. This looks and sounds like a straight up Reno 911 skit. Houston.... what are ya'll doing in these streets playing with dirty underwear 🤨😂

God almighty. This looks and sounds like a straight up Reno 911 skit. Houston.... what are ya'll doing in these streets playing with dirty underwear 🤨😂

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443,555 次观看 • 14 天前

Somebody in the comments last time called this same chick "Cardi Flea" 😂😭 I swear, this has got to be some some kind of humiliation ritual, dude. San Antonio is COOKED

Somebody in the comments last time called this same chick "Cardi Flea" 😂😭 I swear, this has got to be some some kind of humiliation ritual, dude. San Antonio is COOKED

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173,854 次观看 • 6 天前

What the hell did I just witness 🤨

What the hell did I just witness 🤨

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When you're renovating a house and you find lootboxes in the walls:

When you're renovating a house and you find lootboxes in the walls:

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3,595,192 次观看 • 3 个月前

The moment when you think you got an easy robbery mark in Chicago, but it winds up being a off duty cop serving up a helping of FAFO:

The moment when you think you got an easy robbery mark in Chicago, but it winds up being a off duty cop serving up a helping of FAFO:

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4,679,922 次观看 • 5 个月前

I probably watched this 10 times in a row. My GOD. 😂😭💀

I probably watched this 10 times in a row. My GOD. 😂😭💀

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813,420 次观看 • 1 个月前

When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

When you hire the 3 guys you found in front of a Home Depot to fix your sprinkler system:

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1,565,140 次观看 • 2 个月前

So instead of checking his in ear monitors (which is entirely his fault for having them out btw), Flea from the Chili Peppers decides to throw a full on tantrum and blame it on his bass tech. This is a man in his 60's, btw 😬

So instead of checking his in ear monitors (which is entirely his fault for having them out btw), Flea from the Chili Peppers decides to throw a full on tantrum and blame it on his bass tech. This is a man in his 60's, btw 😬

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Imagine being low IQ enough to film yourself committing several crimes like this . This an AirBNB is some poor homeowner's house in San Diego, CA.

Imagine being low IQ enough to film yourself committing several crimes like this . This an AirBNB is some poor homeowner's house in San Diego, CA.

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Summer of Love 2.0 is gonna be lit this year 🔥

Summer of Love 2.0 is gonna be lit this year 🔥

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3,586,936 次观看 • 1 年前

I'm just going to say it. I'm calling this "teen takeover" BS exactly what it is. You know why this is happening nationwide? It's a direct result of black mothers that just poop out multiple kids for extra income, get carried by the system without any kind of father figure around, and they let them do whatever they want. It's an infestation of them. A lot of these mothers also have like 5-6 baby daddy's. Chicago. Dallas. Houston. LA. Name any major city, in fact. I'm not gonna sugar coat anything. It's a serious problem that needs to be addressed, daily. 📹:Mrgunsngear 🫡

I'm just going to say it. I'm calling this "teen takeover" BS exactly what it is. You know why this is happening nationwide? It's a direct result of black mothers that just poop out multiple kids for extra income, get carried by the system without any kind of father figure around, and they let them do whatever they want. It's an infestation of them. A lot of these mothers also have like 5-6 baby daddy's. Chicago. Dallas. Houston. LA. Name any major city, in fact. I'm not gonna sugar coat anything. It's a serious problem that needs to be addressed, daily. 📹:Mrgunsngear 🫡

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196,918 次观看 • 25 天前

More of this please

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More of this please

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This is probably one of the most unhinged white liberal woman crash outs I have ever seen 😂

This is probably one of the most unhinged white liberal woman crash outs I have ever seen 😂

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2,279,316 次观看 • 9 个月前

Let's see what's going on in the UK:

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Let's see what's going on in the UK:

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2,222,501 次观看 • 10 个月前

Wow, who knew that waving around stacks of money in the hood for a prom video would be a horrible life decision? I'm shocked, I tell you! Shocked!

Wow, who knew that waving around stacks of money in the hood for a prom video would be a horrible life decision? I'm shocked, I tell you! Shocked!

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22,057 次观看 • 3 天前

The No Kings protesters just sent out the heavies. We're in some BIG trouble now, ya'll 😆

The No Kings protesters just sent out the heavies. We're in some BIG trouble now, ya'll 😆

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2,040,325 次观看 • 11 个月前