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Already standing in corners refusing to engage

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Already standing in corners refusing to engage

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Rides in grass “I just lost all of my speed and I don’t even know why” Drives in to green shells “What just hit me?”

Rides in grass “I just lost all of my speed and I don’t even know why” Drives in to green shells “What just hit me?”

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- Gets tank - Tries to shoot his own team - Immediately runs it in to a very visible anti tank mine

- Gets tank - Tries to shoot his own team - Immediately runs it in to a very visible anti tank mine

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Dsp gets a viewer suggestion for a new chair

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Dsp gets a viewer suggestion for a new chair

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Every single encounter has had at least one “what hit me” to something happening right in front of him He’s incapable of managing more than one thing at a time

Every single encounter has had at least one “what hit me” to something happening right in front of him He’s incapable of managing more than one thing at a time

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Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

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Dsp enjoys a shot

Dsp enjoys a shot

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He did nothing wrong….as per usual

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He did nothing wrong….as per usual

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Dsp tries to walk through a glass panel as if it will work if he just keeps trying

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Dsp tries to walk through a glass panel as if it will work if he just keeps trying

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First rule of Mario Kart online. Never celebrate early

First rule of Mario Kart online. Never celebrate early

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- Reloads mid firefight - Dies - Blames the games “effects” 🤔

- Reloads mid firefight - Dies - Blames the games “effects” 🤔

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“The game turned me around”

“The game turned me around”

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Dsp get butthurt over someone implying a townhome isn’t as great as he makes it seem

Dsp get butthurt over someone implying a townhome isn’t as great as he makes it seem

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A tale of lost testosterone

A tale of lost testosterone

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The Cast And Chill game dev contacted Dsp and gave him free content, but Phil told him nobody liked his game but him and he won’t be playing it anymore

The Cast And Chill game dev contacted Dsp and gave him free content, but Phil told him nobody liked his game but him and he won’t be playing it anymore

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Dsp finally showed his other arm like the good little $2 super chat hooker he is. The results: unimpressive

Dsp finally showed his other arm like the good little $2 super chat hooker he is. The results: unimpressive

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Bing bing wha boo hoo

Bing bing wha boo hoo

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Dsp shows off his freshly pumped muscles to classic Pokémon music for $2

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Dsp shows off his freshly pumped muscles to classic Pokémon music for $2

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“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….
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“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….

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4,553,251 views • 4 months ago

I played this game on classic Philip. You’re just too stupid to understand you’re suppose to turn and open the elevator door and not sit shooting. It has nothing to do with the requiem. Grace constantly saying “we gotta get outta here” isn’t just flavor dialogue.
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I played this game on classic Philip. You’re just too stupid to understand you’re suppose to turn and open the elevator door and not sit shooting. It has nothing to do with the requiem. Grace constantly saying “we gotta get outta here” isn’t just flavor dialogue.

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1,587,005 views • 6 months ago

The games truly don’t matter anymore. It’s all about keeping people indoctrinated enough to feel pressured to support.
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The games truly don’t matter anymore. It’s all about keeping people indoctrinated enough to feel pressured to support.

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41,631 views • 5 days ago

I feel sorry for every person who gets teamed with him.
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I feel sorry for every person who gets teamed with him.

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3,166,762 views • 1 year ago

Even with the equivalent of yellow paint guiding his way….
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Even with the equivalent of yellow paint guiding his way….

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1,648,869 views • 1 year ago

Another hot gamer take
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Another hot gamer take

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832,375 views • 8 months ago

Game journalist can’t handle 4 gameplay mechanics
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Game journalist can’t handle 4 gameplay mechanics

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367,981 views • 4 months ago

Dsp got caught making drama contacts again so it’s time to downplay it all and blame others for it
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Dsp got caught making drama contacts again so it’s time to downplay it all and blame others for it

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64,168 views • 22 days ago

- Sits the the barbed wire ignoring the blood on screen and character damage noise - Dies “Someone shot me”
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- Sits the the barbed wire ignoring the blood on screen and character damage noise - Dies “Someone shot me”

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902,038 views • 1 year ago

Mario Sunshine has been wage quit Dsp did not meet his “certain level of support” even with the help of anon’s $50 “momentum”
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Mario Sunshine has been wage quit Dsp did not meet his “certain level of support” even with the help of anon’s $50 “momentum”

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18,691 views • 7 days ago

For a brief moment in time after acquiring and changing over to a new camera Dsp had a forward facing angle for his gameplay. The result was…terrifying.
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For a brief moment in time after acquiring and changing over to a new camera Dsp had a forward facing angle for his gameplay. The result was…terrifying.

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385,364 views • 6 months ago

The death of Burt Thompson remains unsolved to this day
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The death of Burt Thompson remains unsolved to this day

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821,172 views • 1 year ago

You were in 1st when the shell was released….and not only that at no time where you ever in 3rd.
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You were in 1st when the shell was released….and not only that at no time where you ever in 3rd.

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724,100 views • 1 year ago

- dies - walks back up the stairs and lets the guy kill him again I can’t man….
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- dies - walks back up the stairs and lets the guy kill him again I can’t man….

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485,690 views • 10 months ago

Are you guys in to “creaminess” and “crispiness” flavor as much as this guy?
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Are you guys in to “creaminess” and “crispiness” flavor as much as this guy?

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16,178 views • 8 days ago

Dsp attempts to activate a Nether portal
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Dsp attempts to activate a Nether portal

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449,643 views • 1 year ago

Philip gives us a life update.
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Philip gives us a life update.

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299,024 views • 8 months ago

Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.
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Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

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205,682 views • 6 months ago