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Already standing in corners refusing to engage

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Already standing in corners refusing to engage

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Rides in grass “I just lost all of my speed and I don’t even know why” Drives in to green shells “What just hit me?”

Rides in grass “I just lost all of my speed and I don’t even know why” Drives in to green shells “What just hit me?”

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Dsp gets a viewer suggestion for a new chair

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Dsp gets a viewer suggestion for a new chair

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Every single encounter has had at least one “what hit me” to something happening right in front of him He’s incapable of managing more than one thing at a time

Every single encounter has had at least one “what hit me” to something happening right in front of him He’s incapable of managing more than one thing at a time

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Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

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He did nothing wrong….as per usual

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He did nothing wrong….as per usual

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Dsp enjoys a shot

Dsp enjoys a shot

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Dsp shares a scientific explanation for why he can’t play World Of Warcraft

Dsp shares a scientific explanation for why he can’t play World Of Warcraft

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Dsp tries to walk through a glass panel as if it will work if he just keeps trying

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Dsp tries to walk through a glass panel as if it will work if he just keeps trying

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- Reloads mid firefight - Dies - Blames the games “effects” 🤔

- Reloads mid firefight - Dies - Blames the games “effects” 🤔

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“The game turned me around”

“The game turned me around”

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Dsp get butthurt over someone implying a townhome isn’t as great as he makes it seem

Dsp get butthurt over someone implying a townhome isn’t as great as he makes it seem

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The Cast And Chill game dev contacted Dsp and gave him free content, but Phil told him nobody liked his game but him and he won’t be playing it anymore

The Cast And Chill game dev contacted Dsp and gave him free content, but Phil told him nobody liked his game but him and he won’t be playing it anymore

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Dsp dies in under a minute of controlled gameplay in Wolverine
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Dsp dies in under a minute of controlled gameplay in Wolverine

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2,742,054 views • 1 month ago

“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….
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“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….

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4,555,663 views • 5 months ago

I played this game on classic Philip. You’re just too stupid to understand you’re suppose to turn and open the elevator door and not sit shooting. It has nothing to do with the requiem. Grace constantly saying “we gotta get outta here” isn’t just flavor dialogue.
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I played this game on classic Philip. You’re just too stupid to understand you’re suppose to turn and open the elevator door and not sit shooting. It has nothing to do with the requiem. Grace constantly saying “we gotta get outta here” isn’t just flavor dialogue.

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1,588,513 views • 7 months ago

I feel sorry for every person who gets teamed with him.
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I feel sorry for every person who gets teamed with him.

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3,166,982 views • 1 year ago

TAKE THAT TROLLS!
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TAKE THAT TROLLS!

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19,051 views • 4 days ago

Even with the equivalent of yellow paint guiding his way….
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Even with the equivalent of yellow paint guiding his way….

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1,648,869 views • 1 year ago

Another hot gamer take
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Another hot gamer take

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832,375 views • 10 months ago

Game journalist can’t handle 4 gameplay mechanics
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Game journalist can’t handle 4 gameplay mechanics

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368,281 views • 5 months ago

- Sits the the barbed wire ignoring the blood on screen and character damage noise - Dies “Someone shot me”
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- Sits the the barbed wire ignoring the blood on screen and character damage noise - Dies “Someone shot me”

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902,038 views • 1 year ago

Now this is scientific boundary testing! Yipppeeeee!
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Now this is scientific boundary testing! Yipppeeeee!

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22,577 views • 9 days ago

The death of Burt Thompson remains unsolved to this day
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The death of Burt Thompson remains unsolved to this day

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821,172 views • 1 year ago

For a brief moment in time after acquiring and changing over to a new camera Dsp had a forward facing angle for his gameplay. The result was…terrifying.
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For a brief moment in time after acquiring and changing over to a new camera Dsp had a forward facing angle for his gameplay. The result was…terrifying.

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385,364 views • 8 months ago

You were in 1st when the shell was released….and not only that at no time where you ever in 3rd.
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You were in 1st when the shell was released….and not only that at no time where you ever in 3rd.

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724,237 views • 1 year ago

- dies - walks back up the stairs and lets the guy kill him again I can’t man….
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- dies - walks back up the stairs and lets the guy kill him again I can’t man….

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486,413 views • 1 year ago

Dsp attempts to activate a Nether portal
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Dsp attempts to activate a Nether portal

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449,643 views • 1 year ago

Dsp inadvertently admits his supporters are all losers and wage slaves while breaking TOS and trying to insult 220
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Dsp inadvertently admits his supporters are all losers and wage slaves while breaking TOS and trying to insult 220

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23,107 views • 17 days ago

How Dsp treated the helpful chatter VS How Dsp tried to spin it after the fact after someone confirmed it for him later
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How Dsp treated the helpful chatter VS How Dsp tried to spin it after the fact after someone confirmed it for him later

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13,095 views • 9 days ago

Philip gives us a life update.
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Philip gives us a life update.

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299,024 views • 10 months ago