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Already standing in corners refusing to engage

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Already standing in corners refusing to engage

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Rides in grass “I just lost all of my speed and I don’t even know why” Drives in to green shells “What just hit me?”

Rides in grass “I just lost all of my speed and I don’t even know why” Drives in to green shells “What just hit me?”

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- Gets tank - Tries to shoot his own team - Immediately runs it in to a very visible anti tank mine

- Gets tank - Tries to shoot his own team - Immediately runs it in to a very visible anti tank mine

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Dsp gets a viewer suggestion for a new chair

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Dsp gets a viewer suggestion for a new chair

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Dsp enjoys a shot

Dsp enjoys a shot

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Every single encounter has had at least one “what hit me” to something happening right in front of him He’s incapable of managing more than one thing at a time

Every single encounter has had at least one “what hit me” to something happening right in front of him He’s incapable of managing more than one thing at a time

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Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

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He did nothing wrong….as per usual

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He did nothing wrong….as per usual

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Dsp tries to walk through a glass panel as if it will work if he just keeps trying

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Dsp tries to walk through a glass panel as if it will work if he just keeps trying

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Wait for it….

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Wait for it….

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First rule of Mario Kart online. Never celebrate early

First rule of Mario Kart online. Never celebrate early

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- Reloads mid firefight - Dies - Blames the games “effects” 🤔

- Reloads mid firefight - Dies - Blames the games “effects” 🤔

103,394 views

“The game turned me around”

“The game turned me around”

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Dsp get butthurt over someone implying a townhome isn’t as great as he makes it seem

Dsp get butthurt over someone implying a townhome isn’t as great as he makes it seem

34,357 views

Dsp shows off his freshly pumped muscles to classic Pokémon music for $2

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Dsp shows off his freshly pumped muscles to classic Pokémon music for $2

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Dsp finally showed his other arm like the good little $2 super chat hooker he is. The results: unimpressive

Dsp finally showed his other arm like the good little $2 super chat hooker he is. The results: unimpressive

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- Uses item “WHERE ARE MY ITEMS GOING!”

- Uses item “WHERE ARE MY ITEMS GOING!”

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The Cast And Chill game dev contacted Dsp and gave him free content, but Phil told him nobody liked his game but him and he won’t be playing it anymore

The Cast And Chill game dev contacted Dsp and gave him free content, but Phil told him nobody liked his game but him and he won’t be playing it anymore

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Bing bing wha boo hoo

Bing bing wha boo hoo

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Dsp has broken his favorite plastic silverware eating chicken wings so he can no longer eat more chicken today.

Dsp has broken his favorite plastic silverware eating chicken wings so he can no longer eat more chicken today.

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“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….
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“The perspective changed” It’s a moving platform….

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4,552,062 views • 2 months ago

I played this game on classic Philip. You’re just too stupid to understand you’re suppose to turn and open the elevator door and not sit shooting. It has nothing to do with the requiem. Grace constantly saying “we gotta get outta here” isn’t just flavor dialogue.
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I played this game on classic Philip. You’re just too stupid to understand you’re suppose to turn and open the elevator door and not sit shooting. It has nothing to do with the requiem. Grace constantly saying “we gotta get outta here” isn’t just flavor dialogue.

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1,586,520 views • 4 months ago

I feel sorry for every person who gets teamed with him.
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I feel sorry for every person who gets teamed with him.

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3,166,578 views • 1 year ago

Dsp can’t go on a cruise because eating at restaurants on the ship might cost extra and he might have to talk to other people
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Dsp can’t go on a cruise because eating at restaurants on the ship might cost extra and he might have to talk to other people

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17,815 views • 2 days ago

Game journalist can’t handle 4 gameplay mechanics
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Game journalist can’t handle 4 gameplay mechanics

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367,863 views • 2 months ago

Even with the equivalent of yellow paint guiding his way….
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Even with the equivalent of yellow paint guiding his way….

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1,648,869 views • 11 months ago

Another hot gamer take
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Another hot gamer take

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832,375 views • 7 months ago

Phil doesn’t get (because he doesn’t and to) that having friends outside of your relationship doesn’t mean you’re undermining your relationship with your spouse or that they don’t have to be separated from the person you’re involved with.
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Phil doesn’t get (because he doesn’t and to) that having friends outside of your relationship doesn’t mean you’re undermining your relationship with your spouse or that they don’t have to be separated from the person you’re involved with.

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27,046 views • 8 days ago

- Sits the the barbed wire ignoring the blood on screen and character damage noise - Dies “Someone shot me”
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- Sits the the barbed wire ignoring the blood on screen and character damage noise - Dies “Someone shot me”

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901,374 views • 11 months ago

For a brief moment in time after acquiring and changing over to a new camera Dsp had a forward facing angle for his gameplay. The result was…terrifying.
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For a brief moment in time after acquiring and changing over to a new camera Dsp had a forward facing angle for his gameplay. The result was…terrifying.

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384,200 views • 5 months ago

The death of Burt Thompson remains unsolved to this day
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The death of Burt Thompson remains unsolved to this day

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821,172 views • 1 year ago

Bad news guys…
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Bad news guys…

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11,916 views • 4 days ago

Let’s check in to the amazing gameplay of the “souls veteran”
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Let’s check in to the amazing gameplay of the “souls veteran”

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780,032 views • 1 year ago

You were in 1st when the shell was released….and not only that at no time where you ever in 3rd.
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You were in 1st when the shell was released….and not only that at no time where you ever in 3rd.

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724,100 views • 1 year ago

- dies - walks back up the stairs and lets the guy kill him again I can’t man….
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- dies - walks back up the stairs and lets the guy kill him again I can’t man….

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485,690 views • 9 months ago

Holy fuck…it never ends. I’m going now 😂
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Holy fuck…it never ends. I’m going now 😂

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571,276 views • 11 months ago

Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.
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Philip “the observant gamer” is now blaming the game for not telling him he wasn’t suppose to shoot the monster over and over. Y’know….the game that has explicitly told and shown you guns do not work on it the whole game.

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205,644 views • 4 months ago

Philip gives us a life update.
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Philip gives us a life update.

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299,024 views • 7 months ago

Dsp gaming or Comedy Central? You decide.
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Dsp gaming or Comedy Central? You decide.

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208,650 views • 4 months ago

Dsp attempts to activate a Nether portal
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Dsp attempts to activate a Nether portal

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449,282 views • 11 months ago