Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆

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National political analyst/strategist, pollster, PhD. Get analysis you can’t find elsewhere at The Cycle on Substack. This account kills fascism #FAFO

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Dammit Jake Tapper 🦅 your audience deserves to know why Dementia Joe is still out giving fiery speeches 13 months after you declared him a dementia patient.

Texas voter: If someone like me is requesting the Democratic ballot…that should be a real sign for the Republican Party- who I don’t recognize anymore.

Donald Trump is killing the job market Host: Government data shows there are now a million more people unemployed than there were in January of this year when Trump took office.

Serious question: Do Alzheimer patients ride bikes? This was 2024

American born Pope Leo XIV had me when he said:

Trump voters fighting Trump’s plans for a 10,000 person concentration camp in their town of 5,000: We wanted the Brown people rounded up, but you can’t put them here! New, sick twist of NIMBYism right there.

Q: If Trump comes to you and says, 'Hey, I think you should look into X, Y, and Z person, do you see it as your role to do that? Acting AG Blanche: Of course. (The answer should be no)

This is some good shit right here, would love it on billboards.

$25 a minute just to tell closeted conservatives they’re bad boys?! 🤔 Bryon Noem's dominatrix reveals Noem spent $25 a minute on their sexual webcam sessions

Googles Gayest Place in Town mat.

Look what the Democrats have rolling around in DC 🤣

You take this and slam him in ads. 2026 ain’t complicated DCCC Trump: Over the past 12 months, almost every promise I made in 2024 has been kept. I've kept all my promises, and much more.

1. Whoever wrote that line should be fired yesterday 2. Mandami is no political genius bc a political genius would have seen that line and gone “oh hell no!”

Citing Kavvanah’s dissent, Trump plans on ignoring SCOTUS and continuing tariffs “a different way.” Trump suggests he will impose even higher tariffs now: "We have alternatives, great alternatives. We'll take in more money."

“These marines are specially trained to meet our needs on the streets of LA right now.” What in the hell is Noem saying here?? They’ve been training marines to use domestically??? Cc Adrian Fontes cc Conor Lamb

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Nothing better than watching Nazis lose 👇👇👇

Q: What was it that made you break with Trump? Trump voter: Just seeing the lies. He put us in a war. He's putting up gold statues of himself. When are people going to wake up? All those stupid rallies I went to... I got rid of my Make America Great Again hat. I can't even believe I wore that hat.

This evangelical is over Trump. 👇 Calls his Bible disgusting.

Trump: You have evening shows and all they do is hit Trump. They're not allowed to do that

In case you’re wondering how Rudy’s doing the answer is he’s loadedAF

Jerome Powell to Donald Trump: Fuck off you can’t fire me, it’s illegal. That won’t matter to Trump but if he takes out Powell, the economy will literally explode and he’ll end to dragged out of the WH like Mussolini. Finally someone with both balls and leverage.

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

Massie: Let me give you the name of one the billionaires, John Paulson. He is a major donor to the republican party, a major donor to the speaker of the house, a major donor to the president's campaign and he is in Epstein's black book.

Long time FBI agent and decorated veteran went to Kash Patel to beg him not to purge his co-worker bc his wife is fighting stage 4 cancer and Patel did it anyway and then fired him too.

Country legend Zach Bryan has released a song that puts country over his own bank account. The backlash from country fans will be massive- they’ll force him off country radio like they did to the Dixie Chicks but he doesn’t need radio access anymore American hero 🇺🇸

Vance: one of the worst parts of the sexual revolution is it gave women a way to get away from their abusive husbands. No, really!!!👇👇👇

This is honesty my favorite committee moment in history

We have all 212 Democrats and 4 Republicans. We need just two more signatures Republicans to force the release. The 4 are Mace, Massie, Green and Boebert. Go get em MAGA

Pretty clear that Lake had it set up to film Ruben Gallego to try to get a gotcha moment but all she got was what Democrats give: sane and well thought out policy recommendations

What has happened to the girls at Camp Mystic is EXACTLY what one of the country's best meteorologists John Morales warned would happen. Learn how Trump's cuts to NOAA &amp; National Weather Service have critically impacted storm prediction nationwide.

Here’s the cold hard truth of what Trump is doing on immigration: They are rounding up only the people who have taken steps to become legal OR workers from work sites. People who work, NOT criminals. Is that what you voted for??

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨Trump has issued EXECUTIVE ORDERS to investigate Chris Krebbs and Miles Taylor for treason.

Trump: I’m going to take out your entire civilization!!! JD: Where I think Trump’s policy is most in accord with the Catholic faith is that, more than any president of my lifetime, Trump has pursued a path of peace.

MAGA propagandist keep claiming the shooters at the mosque were trans, but they were not. They were MAGA Neo-Nazis.

What has happened to the girls at Camp Mystic is EXACTLY what one of the country's best meteorologists John Morales warned would happen. Learn how Trump's cuts to NOAA & National Weather Service have critically impacted storm prediction nationwide.