Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆

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National political analyst/forecaster/pollster, content creator, author The Cycle on Substack. Follow me for content you can use! This account kills fascism.

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Trump: I don't go around calling people names. I don't go around mocking people.

Dammit Jake Tapper 🦅 your audience deserves to know why Dementia Joe is still out giving fiery speeches 13 months after you declared him a dementia patient.

Texas voter: If someone like me is requesting the Democratic ballot…that should be a real sign for the Republican Party- who I don’t recognize anymore.

Serious question: Do Alzheimer patients ride bikes? This was 2024

American born Pope Leo XIV had me when he said:

Unearthed audio reveals David Brouillette, the ICE agent who killed a man in Maine, threatening to slit his ex-wife's throat: "Every single female in your bloodline is nothing but a disgusting, fat [bleep]. All of you should have your throats slit."

"Mr Sununu, would you have voted for a war powers resolution in the Senate?" John Sununu: *runs away* "Would you admit that Trump’s war was a bad decision, or are you just going to do everything that Trump tells you to do?" John Sununu: *runs away*

Tom Homan: They're gonna say I'm racist or a Nazi….I don't give a shit

This is some good shit right here, would love it on billboards.

Q: Do you think it's appropriate for Trump to be banning media outlets just because he doesn't like what they report? Vance: Well, he's not banning media outlets

Vance tries to tell a room full of service members that Trump will never ask them to go to war without telling them why. Quote: He’ll ask you to go to war, yes, but he’ll also tell you why. (He did and did not)

Trump voters fighting Trump’s plans for a 10,000 person concentration camp in their town of 5,000: We wanted the Brown people rounded up, but you can’t put them here! New, sick twist of NIMBYism right there.

New footage shows Ag Secretary Brooke Rollins addressing a nonexistent crowd at the Great American State Fair

Q: If Trump comes to you and says, 'Hey, I think you should look into X, Y, and Z person, do you see it as your role to do that? Acting AG Blanche: Of course. (The answer should be no)

Ossoff: They made you pay more for everything, and took us to war on lies. They spent most of last year trying to cover up for the world's most famous pedophile while the crook President raked in billions.

$25 a minute just to tell closeted conservatives they’re bad boys?! 🤔 Bryon Noem's dominatrix reveals Noem spent $25 a minute on their sexual webcam sessions

You take this and slam him in ads. 2026 ain’t complicated DCCC Trump: Over the past 12 months, almost every promise I made in 2024 has been kept. I've kept all my promises, and much more.

Videos

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WH Press Sec Katie Zacharia: The abortion pill has the same chemicals that they used in the extermination camps in Nazi Germany (This is totally false bullshit and deeply offensive)

Nothing better than watching Nazis lose 👇👇👇

This evangelical is over Trump. 👇 Calls his Bible disgusting.

In case you’re wondering how Rudy’s doing the answer is he’s loadedAF

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

Jerome Powell to Donald Trump: Fuck off you can’t fire me, it’s illegal. That won’t matter to Trump but if he takes out Powell, the economy will literally explode and he’ll end to dragged out of the WH like Mussolini. Finally someone with both balls and leverage.

Trump: You have evening shows and all they do is hit Trump. They're not allowed to do that

Massie: Let me give you the name of one the billionaires, John Paulson. He is a major donor to the republican party, a major donor to the speaker of the house, a major donor to the president's campaign and he is in Epstein's black book.

Vance: one of the worst parts of the sexual revolution is it gave women a way to get away from their abusive husbands. No, really!!!👇👇👇

Long time FBI agent and decorated veteran went to Kash Patel to beg him not to purge his co-worker bc his wife is fighting stage 4 cancer and Patel did it anyway and then fired him too.

Country legend Zach Bryan has released a song that puts country over his own bank account. The backlash from country fans will be massive- they’ll force him off country radio like they did to the Dixie Chicks but he doesn’t need radio access anymore American hero 🇺🇸

Pretty clear that Lake had it set up to film Ruben Gallego to try to get a gotcha moment but all she got was what Democrats give: sane and well thought out policy recommendations

We have all 212 Democrats and 4 Republicans. We need just two more signatures Republicans to force the release. The 4 are Mace, Massie, Green and Boebert. Go get em MAGA

What has happened to the girls at Camp Mystic is EXACTLY what one of the country's best meteorologists John Morales warned would happen. Learn how Trump's cuts to NOAA &amp; National Weather Service have critically impacted storm prediction nationwide.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨Trump has issued EXECUTIVE ORDERS to investigate Chris Krebbs and Miles Taylor for treason.

Here’s the cold hard truth of what Trump is doing on immigration: They are rounding up only the people who have taken steps to become legal OR workers from work sites. People who work, NOT criminals. Is that what you voted for??

This kid must have attended one of MAGA’s Hitler Youth camps. 👇

I taught my son “don’t rape women” and so should you. Rachel Campos-Duffy: There are a lot of parents having conversations with their sons. They're not saying "don't rape girls," but they're saying the whole legal situation is stacked against you

Trump’s fascist, taxpayer-paid ad is airing during football and it’s straight out of Germany circa 1933.

"Mr Sununu, would you have voted for a war powers resolution in the Senate?" John Sununu: runs away "Would you admit that Trump’s war was a bad decision, or are you just going to do everything that Trump tells you to do?" John Sununu: runs away

What has happened to the girls at Camp Mystic is EXACTLY what one of the country's best meteorologists John Morales warned would happen. Learn how Trump's cuts to NOAA & National Weather Service have critically impacted storm prediction nationwide.