bob mortimer

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in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept

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Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.

Goodmonson picked up his copy of Satsuma Complex at WH Smith Travel shop as it's on offer for cheap.. It's the first Gary Thorn story and it's a beauty

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My new book The Long Shoe is out later this year... you can pre order here

Videos

Watch Anya Live

Quarry advice

A clip about lifting people up from the new season of Last One Laughing.. available to educate now Amazon Prime #LastOneLaughingUk

Made DMC Run #LastOneLaughingUk #primevideouk

Head to head with Tony #lastonelaughinguk #primevideouk

Geoff Linton lintonating

Season 2 of Last One Laughing coming to Amazon Prime on 19th March #LastOneLaughingUk

UPDATE 23:05:25. 10:23am Kitchen

Latest from The Acting Academy

New Series of Gone Fishing starts this Sunday 9:00pm BBC2 #ItsABeauty

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Approved by The Acting Academy #potter #hotelavocado

Bit of fun utilising a visual punchline

Unused clip from Gone Fishing ep 1. New series starts tonight on BBC 2 9:00pm

New festive Gone Fishing Tommorow night on bbc2...Mystic Wilf came along but didn't make the Final Cut #outake

Last Gone Fishing of the series tonight on BBC2 9:00pm. It's a beauty and features my favourite moment ever #REALLY?

BRAND NEW GONE FISHING TONIGHT... BBC2 ..9:00pm

My new book The Long Shoe is published next week. My cat Goodmonson is a crucial plot device

Perfectly pleasant outtake from tonight's Xmas gone fishing 9:15pm BBC2

Gone Fishing Christmas special tonight at 8:40pm BBC2.. here's a little outtake to get yas in the mood

Very powerful Gone Fishing tonight at 9:00pm. I grow some hooves and Paul goes to war with a goose