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A liberal Malabari free market urbanist who wants to deregulate & densify Kerala's endless low density sprawl into cosmopolitan Malayali Tokyos.

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Indians yearn for Mallu McMansion life.

Indians yearn for Mallu McMansion life.

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Weird quirk of Kerala's sprawl wherein which all of these are legally classified as "rural" Kerala. Does this look like a stereotypical Indian village to you?

Weird quirk of Kerala's sprawl wherein which all of these are legally classified as "rural" Kerala. Does this look like a stereotypical Indian village to you?

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Malayali kids will post reels like these without any self-reflection as to why they're forced to move out of Kerala for work in the first place. Stop voting for degrowth policies.

Malayali kids will post reels like these without any self-reflection as to why they're forced to move out of Kerala for work in the first place. Stop voting for degrowth policies.

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One of the consequence of Kerala Paddy and Wetlands Conservation Act 2008.

One of the consequence of Kerala Paddy and Wetlands Conservation Act 2008.

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SP Singh We already pay the highest wages for UP labor in return. Pay your workers properly.

SP Singh We already pay the highest wages for UP labor in return. Pay your workers properly.

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Malayalis had this and then decided to emigrate to Saudi Arabia.

Malayalis had this and then decided to emigrate to Saudi Arabia.

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Malayalis really saw this and decided to settle in the deserts of Saudi Arabia instead.

Malayalis really saw this and decided to settle in the deserts of Saudi Arabia instead.

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621,409 views • 1 month ago

Communist vandalism has begun in Kerala now that they've lost the elections.

Communist vandalism has begun in Kerala now that they've lost the elections.

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113,929 views • 1 month ago

The term "chakara" is a euphemism for "jackpot" in Malayalam. In India, this phenomenon is unique to Kerala.

The term "chakara" is a euphemism for "jackpot" in Malayalam. In India, this phenomenon is unique to Kerala.

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28,877 views • 10 days ago

Landing in Kochi can be a depressing sight. Just endless stretches of paddy/wetlands + coconut trees with some midget buildings dotted in the midst. On the bright side, there are no slums here but how I wish to see Mumbai's urban density here.

Landing in Kochi can be a depressing sight. Just endless stretches of paddy/wetlands + coconut trees with some midget buildings dotted in the midst. On the bright side, there are no slums here but how I wish to see Mumbai's urban density here.

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337,628 views • 5 months ago

Kerala is suffering from a case of tyranny of low expectations since rest of India is extremely filthy. Kerala doesn't have a proper waste management system. If it looks clean to outsiders, that's because Kerala lacks urban density & our garbage gets covered by thick foliage

Kerala is suffering from a case of tyranny of low expectations since rest of India is extremely filthy. Kerala doesn't have a proper waste management system. If it looks clean to outsiders, that's because Kerala lacks urban density & our garbage gets covered by thick foliage

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270,269 views • 7 months ago

Weird quirk of Kerala's sprawl wherein which all of these are legally classified as "rural" Kerala. Does this look like a stereotypical Indian village to you?

Weird quirk of Kerala's sprawl wherein which all of these are legally classified as "rural" Kerala. Does this look like a stereotypical Indian village to you?

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933,658 views • 2 years ago

Now even non-Malayalis have jumped onto this trend. Kerala's urbanism failure is not for you to monetize.

Now even non-Malayalis have jumped onto this trend. Kerala's urbanism failure is not for you to monetize.

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150,527 views • 6 months ago

Hindians have discovered Appam. It's ovari da for us Mallus.

Hindians have discovered Appam. It's ovari da for us Mallus.

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318,247 views • 1 year ago

Lack of urban density/suburban sprawl made Kerala less social and logistically inefficient. Non-Malayalis are able to spot this issue easily.

Lack of urban density/suburban sprawl made Kerala less social and logistically inefficient. Non-Malayalis are able to spot this issue easily.

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39,476 views • 1 month ago

$When you have the highest car ownership rate and the narrowest roads in India, drivers will be forced to follow traffic etiquette. The only exception is Kerala's bus and auto drivers because their traffic infractions are protected by trade unions.$

When you have the highest car ownership rate and the narrowest roads in India, drivers will be forced to follow traffic etiquette. The only exception is Kerala's bus and auto drivers because their traffic infractions are protected by trade unions.

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100,507 views • 5 months ago

$Delhi and Varanasi are the reason why Indian tourism is considered as a joke. Also why Kerala only gets a fraction of Sri Lanka's tourists despite having places that look like this. 👇$

Delhi and Varanasi are the reason why Indian tourism is considered as a joke. Also why Kerala only gets a fraction of Sri Lanka's tourists despite having places that look like this. 👇

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112,398 views • 6 months ago

Kerala has the highest per capita wealth among Indian states. It's not hidden wealth either. You can visibly experience Malayali wealth on Kerala's streets. Big houses, fancy cars, women wearing gold jewelry etc. Even Westerners are left wondering where Malayali wealth comes from when they visit the state.

Kerala has the highest per capita wealth among Indian states. It's not hidden wealth either. You can visibly experience Malayali wealth on Kerala's streets. Big houses, fancy cars, women wearing gold jewelry etc. Even Westerners are left wondering where Malayali wealth comes from when they visit the state.

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39,647 views • 2 months ago

Malayalis born and brought up in Bangalore often speak over five languages - Malayalam, Hindi, English, Tamil & Kannada. Nithya Menon is a good example of this. Proficient in 6 languages.

Malayalis born and brought up in Bangalore often speak over five languages - Malayalam, Hindi, English, Tamil & Kannada. Nithya Menon is a good example of this. Proficient in 6 languages.

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28,649 views • 1 month ago

North Indians discovering the existence of Mallu mcmansions will be the death of Kerala.

North Indians discovering the existence of Mallu mcmansions will be the death of Kerala.

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116,460 views • 10 months ago

It's hard to convince North Indians that Malayali Muslims are an elite human capital community until you make an analogy with Bohra Muslims of Gujarat. What's ironic is that Emiratis of Gulf countries know about this much better than Indians themselves.

It's hard to convince North Indians that Malayali Muslims are an elite human capital community until you make an analogy with Bohra Muslims of Gujarat. What's ironic is that Emiratis of Gulf countries know about this much better than Indians themselves.

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32,458 views • 2 months ago

This year, Puthenppally went with hip-hop. This is one of the largest church in Asia BTW. I caught some flak last time I said that most churches in Kerala will be converted into nightclubs soon.

This year, Puthenppally went with hip-hop. This is one of the largest church in Asia BTW. I caught some flak last time I said that most churches in Kerala will be converted into nightclubs soon.

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45,841 views • 6 months ago

Here's a Pahadi/Kumaoni lady, who has been living in Kerala for over a year, waxing lyrical about the incredible levels of safety in the state. Malayali gold obsession is partly because thefts are so rare here. Kerala govts never leveraged this to build a Singapore here.

Here's a Pahadi/Kumaoni lady, who has been living in Kerala for over a year, waxing lyrical about the incredible levels of safety in the state. Malayali gold obsession is partly because thefts are so rare here. Kerala govts never leveraged this to build a Singapore here.

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84,210 views • 1 year ago

Kerala is not a zero-dehat state. We just call our dehatis "trade unions".

Kerala is not a zero-dehat state. We just call our dehatis "trade unions".

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47,974 views • 7 months ago

It's obvious that first-worlders who whine about sweatshops have never actually talked to people working in sweatshops. Not only do sweatshops offer them a path out of the drudgery of subsistence agriculture but over time, many of them become sweatshop entrepreneurs themselves.

It's obvious that first-worlders who whine about sweatshops have never actually talked to people working in sweatshops. Not only do sweatshops offer them a path out of the drudgery of subsistence agriculture but over time, many of them become sweatshop entrepreneurs themselves.

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53,519 views • 10 months ago

Yet another case of Tamil Nadu appropriating Kerala's history. The word Patchouli comes from Malayalam, not Tamil even if it had its origins in ancient Tamil. Patchouli’s history originates through merchant ships, colonial plantations of Malabar Coast. The earliest known mention appears in 16th-century East Indian trading records, where the fresh leaves were packed between silk garments to ward off moths and lend a musky aroma. By the 1800s, British botanists catalogued Pogostemon cablin in Malabar, noting its exploitation for perfumery. Meanwhile, in Ayurvedic texts of the 17th century, also from Kerala, the name exactly matches “patchouli", describing a local herb with warming, stimulative qualities, used for skin eruptions and digestive sluggishness.

Yet another case of Tamil Nadu appropriating Kerala's history. The word Patchouli comes from Malayalam, not Tamil even if it had its origins in ancient Tamil. Patchouli’s history originates through merchant ships, colonial plantations of Malabar Coast. The earliest known mention appears in 16th-century East Indian trading records, where the fresh leaves were packed between silk garments to ward off moths and lend a musky aroma. By the 1800s, British botanists catalogued Pogostemon cablin in Malabar, noting its exploitation for perfumery. Meanwhile, in Ayurvedic texts of the 17th century, also from Kerala, the name exactly matches “patchouli", describing a local herb with warming, stimulative qualities, used for skin eruptions and digestive sluggishness.

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18,687 views • 2 months ago