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What the heck is this?🤨 First, Meghan Markle’s audio quality is horrifically bad and not even amateur, it’s worse than that. The part about Lili is barely understandable. It’s also so fake with her standing in the fake kitchen with a pristine white apron, which reinforces the idea that she doesn’t cook nor cares about her products. And the stupidity of continuing to believe that claiming her hostages, err family, can help sell these spreads by sharing their favorites is cringe in the extreme. For pete’s sake, she needs to show that her products are useful for something, beyond a scone and fingerprint cookies if she wants the crap to sell. You got it give it to her, she is trying, but she’s so out of her depth it’s as painful as listening to that tinny audio. Seriously, this woman is supposed to be a producer and can’t even get the audio right for a short Instagram video, which is both over produced and somehow under produced at the same time. It boggles the mind. 😵‍💫 She is well and truly running all of this and it REALLY shows.

What the heck is this?🤨 First, Meghan Markle’s audio quality is horrifically bad and not even amateur, it’s worse than that. The part about Lili is barely understandable. It’s also so fake with her standing in the fake kitchen with a pristine white apron, which reinforces the idea that she doesn’t cook nor cares about her products. And the stupidity of continuing to believe that claiming her hostages, err family, can help sell these spreads by sharing their favorites is cringe in the extreme. For pete’s sake, she needs to show that her products are useful for something, beyond a scone and fingerprint cookies if she wants the crap to sell. You got it give it to her, she is trying, but she’s so out of her depth it’s as painful as listening to that tinny audio. Seriously, this woman is supposed to be a producer and can’t even get the audio right for a short Instagram video, which is both over produced and somehow under produced at the same time. It boggles the mind. 😵‍💫 She is well and truly running all of this and it REALLY shows.

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Meghan Markle’s admitting defeat and attempting a rebrand for As ever and herself, and yet somehow it’s crappier than ever. The imagery is stale, boring and pretentious. The website is clunkier and uglier than ever. Her Instagram profile picture looks like a teenager attempting to look cool and trying to hold in a fart. The pose and expression are both bad (Meghan can’t pose or model to save her life). As ever, the brand will just fail even harder than before. She honestly does truly suck at this. 🥴

Meghan Markle’s admitting defeat and attempting a rebrand for As ever and herself, and yet somehow it’s crappier than ever. The imagery is stale, boring and pretentious. The website is clunkier and uglier than ever. Her Instagram profile picture looks like a teenager attempting to look cool and trying to hold in a fart. The pose and expression are both bad (Meghan can’t pose or model to save her life). As ever, the brand will just fail even harder than before. She honestly does truly suck at this. 🥴

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The kids privacy is out the window. Things are getting bad it seems and it won’t be long until they’re fully monetizing the children and showing their faces for a paycheck. Also, is this not the most fake and contrived thing ever, especially in that picture of her looking at Lili? 🤨

The kids privacy is out the window. Things are getting bad it seems and it won’t be long until they’re fully monetizing the children and showing their faces for a paycheck. Also, is this not the most fake and contrived thing ever, especially in that picture of her looking at Lili? 🤨

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This question is actually quite shocking and shows how out of depth Harry and how remains an extreme liability for the monarchy. He’s just too dim to know it. At first here, he genuinely confused and oblivious to what Chris Ship is asking him and how his statements could be tricky for Charles, which should be obvious. Harry—the King’s son—is making personal statements and demanding world leaders take action without any consultation with the monarchy. A huge problem with potential political and geopolitical ramifications that Harry is obviously unaware of. Second, when Chris Ship further clarifies the question Harry is rather horrified and then obviously nervous when realizing that he may have made a mistake, literally backing away from Ship. He then looks to his handler and ends the interview. When you slow it down especially, you can see the emotions all over his face. This is embarrassing. Harry is both too arrogant and too dim to actually understand the situation he’s trying to lecture the public on. And as a result, he’s easily led and can make mistakes without realizing the larger implications. The titles MUST be stripped before he does anything truly stupid, which this video makes appallingly clear is coming.

This question is actually quite shocking and shows how out of depth Harry and how remains an extreme liability for the monarchy. He’s just too dim to know it. At first here, he genuinely confused and oblivious to what Chris Ship is asking him and how his statements could be tricky for Charles, which should be obvious. Harry—the King’s son—is making personal statements and demanding world leaders take action without any consultation with the monarchy. A huge problem with potential political and geopolitical ramifications that Harry is obviously unaware of. Second, when Chris Ship further clarifies the question Harry is rather horrified and then obviously nervous when realizing that he may have made a mistake, literally backing away from Ship. He then looks to his handler and ends the interview. When you slow it down especially, you can see the emotions all over his face. This is embarrassing. Harry is both too arrogant and too dim to actually understand the situation he’s trying to lecture the public on. And as a result, he’s easily led and can make mistakes without realizing the larger implications. The titles MUST be stripped before he does anything truly stupid, which this video makes appallingly clear is coming.

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Anyone else getting some serious Zoolander vibes here. 🤣 She’s strutting and trying so hard to look sexy and sophisticated in what I can only describe as grandma jammies or a ghost Halloween costume, it’s laughable. Honestly, I laughed HARD.

Anyone else getting some serious Zoolander vibes here. 🤣 She’s strutting and trying so hard to look sexy and sophisticated in what I can only describe as grandma jammies or a ghost Halloween costume, it’s laughable. Honestly, I laughed HARD.

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This has all been shared ad nauseam, but here’s my two cents. Yes, I think they were probably disappointed with their seats. Not that it wasn’t the front row, as we all know those are terrible seats for a movie, but still, they look hugely out of place. I’m sure they were hoping something a bit more benefiting their perceived sense of self-importance. But it’s Harry that gets me here. In the picture, which granted is just a moment, you can feel the misery and the brokenness. He does not look like a happy man. Sure, he fakes it for the cameras, but not everything is happy behind the scenes. It’s hard to know for sure, of course, but there’s a sadness that can be felt looking at him.

This has all been shared ad nauseam, but here’s my two cents. Yes, I think they were probably disappointed with their seats. Not that it wasn’t the front row, as we all know those are terrible seats for a movie, but still, they look hugely out of place. I’m sure they were hoping something a bit more benefiting their perceived sense of self-importance. But it’s Harry that gets me here. In the picture, which granted is just a moment, you can feel the misery and the brokenness. He does not look like a happy man. Sure, he fakes it for the cameras, but not everything is happy behind the scenes. It’s hard to know for sure, of course, but there’s a sadness that can be felt looking at him.

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Oh...Meghan, this is just embarrassing. Playacting like you're doing quality control? Do you really think we're that stupid? So fake! Also, the products will apparently be on sale tomorrow.

Oh...Meghan, this is just embarrassing. Playacting like you're doing quality control? Do you really think we're that stupid? So fake! Also, the products will apparently be on sale tomorrow.

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This idiocy by Harry undermining his father and the German State Visit will not end until KING Charles gives Harry the Andrew treatment. Take the titles and places in the line of succession for the Sussex limpets and then Harry will see if Colbert gives him a call.

This idiocy by Harry undermining his father and the German State Visit will not end until KING Charles gives Harry the Andrew treatment. Take the titles and places in the line of succession for the Sussex limpets and then Harry will see if Colbert gives him a call.

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Prince Harry departing after his appeal case over his security. He appeared in good spirits as he walked out, waving to the crowd of mostly press. RNN was there to capture his departure (pictures coming). Now what’s super interesting…

Prince Harry departing after his appeal case over his security. He appeared in good spirits as he walked out, waving to the crowd of mostly press. RNN was there to capture his departure (pictures coming). Now what’s super interesting…

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A lovely blink and you’ll miss it moment, as Michael and Carole Middleton give a warm greeting to a member of Catherine and William’s team. I always find that a person’s character can be best determined sometimes by how they treat someone of a lower status than them. (I shared a picture I took in 2022, so you can see who I’m talking about.)

A lovely blink and you’ll miss it moment, as Michael and Carole Middleton give a warm greeting to a member of Catherine and William’s team. I always find that a person’s character can be best determined sometimes by how they treat someone of a lower status than them. (I shared a picture I took in 2022, so you can see who I’m talking about.)

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Things must be getting desperate if Meghan Markle’s roping Prince Harry in for an As ever promo. I would bet every dollar I own that Harry doesn’t really care for the white chocolate bar, Meghan’s most unpopular flavor and the one she can’t seem to move. At least show him eating it.

Things must be getting desperate if Meghan Markle’s roping Prince Harry in for an As ever promo. I would bet every dollar I own that Harry doesn’t really care for the white chocolate bar, Meghan’s most unpopular flavor and the one she can’t seem to move. At least show him eating it.

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Queen Latifah: “See, Meghan, men want to play with balls. Bouncing it up and down, that’s called dribbling.” Meghan: “Oh, I can see! But they’re going so fast, don’t they want to savor it at an easy pace? Life and love are in the details, like I say with As ever.” Queen Latifah: “No, Meghan. Men enjoy speed and excitement, not flower sprinkles.” Meghan: “But isn’t everything better with flower sprinkles and my spread, which I call jam because I make jam for my friends so they’ll like me and remembering what As ever sells is harder than pretending to watch and like basketball for a half an hour so I can make people forget that my son was an afterthought in my Valentine’s Day post.” Queen Latifah: “Meghan, no one is fooled and everyone HATES flower sprinkles.”

Queen Latifah: “See, Meghan, men want to play with balls. Bouncing it up and down, that’s called dribbling.” Meghan: “Oh, I can see! But they’re going so fast, don’t they want to savor it at an easy pace? Life and love are in the details, like I say with As ever.” Queen Latifah: “No, Meghan. Men enjoy speed and excitement, not flower sprinkles.” Meghan: “But isn’t everything better with flower sprinkles and my spread, which I call jam because I make jam for my friends so they’ll like me and remembering what As ever sells is harder than pretending to watch and like basketball for a half an hour so I can make people forget that my son was an afterthought in my Valentine’s Day post.” Queen Latifah: “Meghan, no one is fooled and everyone HATES flower sprinkles.”

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Aww, 🥰 a very sweet interaction between Queen Maxima of The Netherlands and King Harald of Norway. I’m sure she’s trying to give him a bit of encouragement after an exceptionally rough week.

Aww, 🥰 a very sweet interaction between Queen Maxima of The Netherlands and King Harald of Norway. I’m sure she’s trying to give him a bit of encouragement after an exceptionally rough week.

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Ooh, another behind-the-scenes video from the Waleses!! Please, more of this!! (I just included the tiara portions.)

Ooh, another behind-the-scenes video from the Waleses!! Please, more of this!! (I just included the tiara portions.)

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Apparently, childhood has now become such a mystery that we no longer know how to let children, be children. From the brain trust of Meghan Markle, everyone. I would simply suggest following the Princess of Wales and avoid relying on the internet to raise your children. Just a thought.

Apparently, childhood has now become such a mystery that we no longer know how to let children, be children. From the brain trust of Meghan Markle, everyone. I would simply suggest following the Princess of Wales and avoid relying on the internet to raise your children. Just a thought.

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Meghan Markle is really banking on her spread being a billion-dollar idea. Given that I imagine she’ll launch it within a couple of days, do you think that’ll actually be the case? Vote below 👇

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Meghan Markle is really banking on her spread being a billion-dollar idea. Given that I imagine she’ll launch it within a couple of days, do you think that’ll actually be the case? Vote below 👇

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So, just realized, that the King and Queen of Denmark & their heir all drove in a three car convoy (technically in the same lead car). The wife of a constitutionally irrelevant spare in the U.K. needs a four-car convoy for herself in order to attend a play. Make it make sense 🤷🏼‍♀️

So, just realized, that the King and Queen of Denmark & their heir all drove in a three car convoy (technically in the same lead car). The wife of a constitutionally irrelevant spare in the U.K. needs a four-car convoy for herself in order to attend a play. Make it make sense 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Harry making the radical claim about why it’s too dangerous for Meghan Markle to go to the U.K., while not being pressured on why he’ll take her to Jamaica and Nigeria. He also is not challenged on how his wife’s accusations of racism multiple times via Oprah Winfrey and Omid Scobie could have increased the threat against the members of the royal family, especially Catherine, The Princess of Wales, and King Charles. Just a reminder, the only British royal that Trump’s would be assassin investigated was Catherine. Queen Elizabeth was also the target of a would be assassin motivated by a racist moment in history in Christmas 2021. Harry lives in the land of delusion, fueled by Meghan Markle, who wants to keep Harry separated from his family as much as possible. Do they have an occasional security risk, perhaps, but I think she’s at most risk of boos and at the most eggs. And most critically, Harry fails to realize that the two most responsible for the negative press he cites as the reason for this risk is HIMSELF and HIS WIFE. He AND Meghan have fueled the negative stories. He AND Meghan have behaved appallingly over the last several years. He AND Meghan mocked the Queen on Netflix. The media is not at fault, Harry, you are.

Harry making the radical claim about why it’s too dangerous for Meghan Markle to go to the U.K., while not being pressured on why he’ll take her to Jamaica and Nigeria. He also is not challenged on how his wife’s accusations of racism multiple times via Oprah Winfrey and Omid Scobie could have increased the threat against the members of the royal family, especially Catherine, The Princess of Wales, and King Charles. Just a reminder, the only British royal that Trump’s would be assassin investigated was Catherine. Queen Elizabeth was also the target of a would be assassin motivated by a racist moment in history in Christmas 2021. Harry lives in the land of delusion, fueled by Meghan Markle, who wants to keep Harry separated from his family as much as possible. Do they have an occasional security risk, perhaps, but I think she’s at most risk of boos and at the most eggs. And most critically, Harry fails to realize that the two most responsible for the negative press he cites as the reason for this risk is HIMSELF and HIS WIFE. He AND Meghan have fueled the negative stories. He AND Meghan have behaved appallingly over the last several years. He AND Meghan mocked the Queen on Netflix. The media is not at fault, Harry, you are.

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A lovely, deep and respectful curtsey by Sarah Jessica Parker to Queen Camilla. Not all Americans are disrespectful when meeting a member of the British monarchy. Credit: Royal Family Channel

A lovely, deep and respectful curtsey by Sarah Jessica Parker to Queen Camilla. Not all Americans are disrespectful when meeting a member of the British monarchy. Credit: Royal Family Channel

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Haha, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are now a punch line for South Park. Is that a good or bad thing? They’re becoming more part of pop culture, but not in a good way. But I’m curious, poll below ⬇️

Haha, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are now a punch line for South Park. Is that a good or bad thing? They’re becoming more part of pop culture, but not in a good way. But I’m curious, poll below ⬇️

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