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I just caught Dave Portnoy standing on his tippy toes again to look taller. Watch him magically rise 4 inches at the 0:06 second mark when he realizes he's standing in between 2 tall guys 😂

#1: Dodgers $326.9 million #2: Mets $323.2 million #3: Yankees $320.6 million ---- 50 feet of crap ----- #24: Guardians $129.6 million "There are rich teams and there are poor teams." Great season Guardians. MLB is a broken league. #GuardsBall

This hack CBS broadcast crew are actually calling this a bad call by the referees. If this isn't a personal foul for roughing the passer, I don't know what is. In fact, Baron Browning should be fined and suspended for this hit on DTR, who had to leave the game, all bloodied up.

Folks, Delpit did NOT throw a punch. This is being blown way out of proportion. Pickens was jawing at him so Delpit grabbed his mouthpiece and tossed it on the ground. Watch the video. He is not getting suspended and it shouldn't have been a penalty. Anthony Lima Ken Carman

The next Detroit fan or media member to complain about the refs can seriously suck it... The refs actually called this a foul on Sam Merrill. #LetEmKnow

This BEAUTIFUL pass literally bounces right off of Jerry Jeudy's chest and the defensive back caught the ricochet. Should have been a touchdown. I hate Jerry Jeudy with every fiber of my being.

Zak Zinter is unplayable

Tomorrow we're going to be told we're overreacting about Cade York. "It was only 1 kick in a meaningless game!" Look at the FG post flags. Zero wind, perfect snap, perfect hold. And that ball never had a chance. This is a 4th Rd pick in Year 2. This is a problem folks. #Browns

I need someone to explain to me why this isn't intentional grounding. Rodgers clearly does not get outside the tackles, and there's not a Steeler anywhere near the ball. NFL Officiating

Unpopular opinion: I don't have a problem with this penalty. When it comes to the Steelers, either you are the bully, or you get bullied. I'll never criticize a Browns player for dishing it to a Steeler. #TeamDelpit GrantDelpit

4th &amp; 6 with the Browns down by 3 scores. Watson abandons a clean pocket and then inexplicably takes the sack after having 5.27 seconds to throw the ball. If I'm an OL, I don't know how to block for this QB. Also, a QB can never take a sack on 4th after having 5 seconds.

The Jed Wills Special. He has his choice of 2 defenders to block and he chooses neither. Both guys make the play. Looks like a conscious attempt to avoid contact. #Browns made Wills the 7th highest paid LT in 2024 after Berry exercised his 5th year option ($16M). #DawgPound

What the hell is this throw!?? Njoku's body language says it all. Cooper has been doing the same thing all game too. These guys are sick of Watson.

YOU CANNOT HIT A QUARTERBACK WHEN HE SLIDES FEET-FIRST! No flag on this play either. When a QB slides feet-first the QB is giving himself up, the ball is ruled dead, and no defender is allowed to touch him. This is ridiculous. #DawgPound

Here's that 4th &amp; 1 play on the second-to-last drive that resulted in a turnover on downs. #Browns run a pick play to perfection. Akins is wide open at the 1st down marker. Watson just stares at him. Turnover on downs. #DawgPound

Mason Graham is a legit stud. Here he splits 2 blockers and tackles big Derrick Henry for a 5-yard loss.

JOHN JOHNSON, ARE YOU SERIOUS?? #Browns

I need someone to explain how this isn't holding. St. Brown has Ward's jersey clasped with both hands. NFL Officiating is terrible.

Here's the phantom "defensive holding" that literally determined the outcome of the #SuperBowl. Notice the penalty allegedly occurred at the 16-yard line but the flag wasn't thrown until the ball landed incomplete in the end zone 5.1 seconds later. This NFL script is wild, man 😂

How is this not a personal foul? Elijah Moore is wrapped up and going down. Roquan Smith comes in and rips off his helmet off with both hands and throws it. No flag. No comment from the announcers. #DawgPound

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Question: "Myes wasn't on the block, you weren't auctioning him off... Why not open up the bidding and get a few more picks?" Berry: "That wasn't the goal. [word salad]" Maximizing your trade return for Myles was not the goal!? Not shopping the Rams' offer is GM malpractice.

Evan Mobley was asked what his next step is in his personal development. He said he just needs to "narrow down" his moves on the floor. This kid isn't getting good coaching. After 5 full seasons in the NBA he's being told to "narrow down" his game instead of expanding it.

Here's 2 minutes of Tony Hinchcliffe jokes from the Tom Brady Roast on Netflix tonight. He absolutely murdered.

Asst. GM Catherine Hickman on how they evaluate quarterbacks: "I'd say just go back to the plan we have in place... acquiring as many valuable data points as we can." Does anybody actually speak football in this f*cking organization?

Angel Martinez with an absolutely incredible catch. Listen to Tom Hamilton on the call:

Jeff Schudel coming in hot: "All your supporters out there say that Kevin Stefanski was sabotaging you..." 😂😂

Tristan Thompson fighting the entire Raptors team is perfect #LetEmKnow

This is a new one. Allison Willliams reports that the Browns removed Shedeur's play-calling wristband after the 1st quarter and they made changes to it. It sounds like Shedeur was wearing the wrong wristband? Never have I ever seen this happen.

Ken's reaction says it all 😂 Mary Kay comes to Stefanski's defense (again) by saying he deserves to coach somewhere where he has "a quarterback he can work with". Kenny: 'The f*ck did she just say??' 😂 Baker, Watson, Brissett, Gabriel, Shedeur... I count 5.

I've been saying this about Jarrett Allen now for 3 years now. This rant by Channing Frye is must-listen. Love the man. Love his regular season play. But Allen is not a playoff big man. "He is a great NBA player... But if you want to win a chip, no other big man respects him."

The Bears received zero holding penalties yesterday. And now here's a 47-second video montage of the Bears holding Myles Garrett set to the timeless classic "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips. Happy Victory Monday to everyone except NFL Officiating &amp; Roger Goodell #Free Myles Garrett

"I've talked to enough people and heard so much about him that's not very good... He doesn't really watch a ton of film. Had to kinda be shown how to watch film. Doesn't know when he's hot. Doesn't know what he's looking at in coverages." - Jason Lloyd on Shedeur Sanders

Mary Kay came with her bullsh!t again and twice asked Dillon Gabriel if Shedeur Sanders is a distraction for him. DG5 isn't having any of it: "The more questions I get asked like that just divides the team." That's my QB1!

Starting Watson in the 5th &amp; final year of his contract despite: (1) coming off a broken shoulder + 2 torn Achilles, (2) no good football in 5 years, and (3) no chance of a contract extension, is the definition of sunk cost fallacy. Let Saul explain:

Tense back-and-forth between Grossi and Stefanski I don't think they'll be exchanging Christmas cards this year 😂

This cat just makes no attempt whatsoever to be likable

Jason Isbell is a national treasure. Here's "Something More Than Free" at the #DNCConvention2024

Cam Newton says when he was on the Panthers the backup QB got "anywhere from 6 to 12 reps" with the 1st team because head coach Ron Rivera knew that the backup was always 1 play away from entering the game.

4th & 6 with the Browns down by 3 scores. Watson abandons a clean pocket and then inexplicably takes the sack after having 5.27 seconds to throw the ball. If I'm an OL, I don't know how to block for this QB. Also, a QB can never take a sack on 4th after having 5 seconds.

Here's that 4th & 1 play on the second-to-last drive that resulted in a turnover on downs. #Browns run a pick play to perfection. Akins is wide open at the 1st down marker. Watson just stares at him. Turnover on downs. #DawgPound

The Bears received zero holding penalties yesterday. And now here's a 47-second video montage of the Bears holding Myles Garrett set to the timeless classic "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips. Happy Victory Monday to everyone except NFL Officiating & Roger Goodell #Free Myles Garrett

Starting Watson in the 5th & final year of his contract despite: (1) coming off a broken shoulder + 2 torn Achilles, (2) no good football in 5 years, and (3) no chance of a contract extension, is the definition of sunk cost fallacy. Let Saul explain: