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scientists say the universe is expanding, yet my entire attention span has collapsed into the exact space between @DPRIAN_ and @jeffsatur.

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“if you’re pregnant and it’s coming out then go to the hospital and don’t watch my thing (???)” i’m crying because he’s so funny and i couldn’t hear what he said. it was probably even funnier 😭

“if you’re pregnant and it’s coming out then go to the hospital and don’t watch my thing (???)” i’m crying because he’s so funny and i couldn’t hear what he said. it was probably even funnier 😭

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the face reveal 👁️👄👁️

the face reveal 👁️👄👁️

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i used to wonder how christian keeps aging backwards, and now i finally know his secret routine: 1. skip handwashing 2. handle raw meat with confidence 3. touch your face and hair immediately after 4. touch literally everything around you 5. rub your face and hair again 6. repeat daily dermatologists hate this one simple trick

i used to wonder how christian keeps aging backwards, and now i finally know his secret routine: 1. skip handwashing 2. handle raw meat with confidence 3. touch your face and hair immediately after 4. touch literally everything around you 5. rub your face and hair again 6. repeat daily dermatologists hate this one simple trick

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59,001 views • 1 month ago

I’M ABOUT TO CHEW MY PHONE FROM THE CUTENESS AGGRESSION OF WATCHING IAN AND LORI

I’M ABOUT TO CHEW MY PHONE FROM THE CUTENESS AGGRESSION OF WATCHING IAN AND LORI

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15,174 views • 23 days ago

I NEED TO GO STAND OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE

I NEED TO GO STAND OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE

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21,413 views • 2 months ago

imagine sitting across from dpr ian looking like THIS i’d miss my stop

imagine sitting across from dpr ian looking like THIS i’d miss my stop

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15,963 views • 2 months ago

damn this original version of don’t go insane is actually a religious experience

damn this original version of don’t go insane is actually a religious experience

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29,793 views • 7 months ago

CAUSE LOVING YOU WAS WAY TOO DEEP FOR ME HELD ON TOO LONG JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THE FLOWERS WITHERED AS YOU WENT BY SO SHOOT THE BULLET AGAIN

CAUSE LOVING YOU WAS WAY TOO DEEP FOR ME HELD ON TOO LONG JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THE FLOWERS WITHERED AS YOU WENT BY SO SHOOT THE BULLET AGAIN

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12,850 views • 2 months ago

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