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At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.

At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.

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Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

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“The vibes are off in here, what do you say we book Wu-Tang Clan for Game 4?”

“The vibes are off in here, what do you say we book Wu-Tang Clan for Game 4?”

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A BEAUTIFUL Step Back Stop-Motion Clap Dap into a Handshake Embrace Double Back Slap Dismount Laugh. DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 4.7 FINAL SCORE: 97.64

A BEAUTIFUL Step Back Stop-Motion Clap Dap into a Handshake Embrace Double Back Slap Dismount Laugh. DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 4.7 FINAL SCORE: 97.64

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Rev. Barber ain’t even opened his mouth yet and he already tired of Mark Robinson 😂

Rev. Barber ain’t even opened his mouth yet and he already tired of Mark Robinson 😂

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Stephen A Smith has 24 hrs to respond. In the booth tonight for MLB Network as we pay tribute to the Negro Leagues 7p/e

Stephen A Smith has 24 hrs to respond. In the booth tonight for MLB Network as we pay tribute to the Negro Leagues 7p/e

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Every black Barbershop used to have one of these brothers walk in on a Saturday afternoon and fck up the vibes. 😂

Every black Barbershop used to have one of these brothers walk in on a Saturday afternoon and fck up the vibes. 😂

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For the legal/lawyer folks This script was sold years ago when I had less leverage at the negotiating . standard recoup to release rights is the studio gets back every dollar they put into it. BUT even if those terms were met, the studio still gets to decide whether or not to greenlight the recoup. If you got front of the kilo, then decide that you wanted to get out the dope game, the dope boy still has to decide whether or not he wants to accept the terms of your exit. Because my careers at a different point now, they know that this script has a pretty good chance of getting some motion so now (well within the terms of the original contract) they trying to arrange new terms to release the script so they can get a pinch of whatever I make off of it. I wish you all could be on the calls where we negotiate the terms of these contracts with entertainment lawyers. Shit ain’t as clear cut as y’all trying to make it in these comments . And on top of THAT, truth be told a lot of studios don’t give ideas back because if the idea gets hot somewhere else, the exact that left the ideal walk out the door is going to lose their job. Im not even trippin. It’s all in the game. I not giving them a pinch of McDonald’s…I’m about to go and write McDowells. I got enough ideas to write me a hunnid scripts…sheeeiitt

For the legal/lawyer folks This script was sold years ago when I had less leverage at the negotiating . standard recoup to release rights is the studio gets back every dollar they put into it. BUT even if those terms were met, the studio still gets to decide whether or not to greenlight the recoup. If you got front of the kilo, then decide that you wanted to get out the dope game, the dope boy still has to decide whether or not he wants to accept the terms of your exit. Because my careers at a different point now, they know that this script has a pretty good chance of getting some motion so now (well within the terms of the original contract) they trying to arrange new terms to release the script so they can get a pinch of whatever I make off of it. I wish you all could be on the calls where we negotiate the terms of these contracts with entertainment lawyers. Shit ain’t as clear cut as y’all trying to make it in these comments . And on top of THAT, truth be told a lot of studios don’t give ideas back because if the idea gets hot somewhere else, the exact that left the ideal walk out the door is going to lose their job. Im not even trippin. It’s all in the game. I not giving them a pinch of McDonald’s…I’m about to go and write McDowells. I got enough ideas to write me a hunnid scripts…sheeeiitt

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When I was 16 working in a hospital cafeteria, a 38-yr old a coworker named “Mike 7-4” slapped the shit outta me because I told my supervisor he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me in the dish room. This is where politicians need to be working. A Sunday morning ain’t shit in most food service jobs. Work fast food on a Friday night after HS football. Or Deliver pizzas, Put Trump a man down in a two-man dish room, with the front line beggin for clean plates while Mike 7-4 out back trying to buy Vicodin off the nurses in the cardiac wing. Dish room a sweat box. 300° steam coming off the machine and here come with Mr. Wallaby cussin because the silverware aint rolled yet. Bitch It ain’t rolled because my coworker is high sir . Whichever candidate Survive a shift with Mike 7-4 at the Healthsouth Rehab Hospital in Birmingham AND can find out why he added “7-4” to his name, Black male vote locked in I guarantee.

When I was 16 working in a hospital cafeteria, a 38-yr old a coworker named “Mike 7-4” slapped the shit outta me because I told my supervisor he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me in the dish room. This is where politicians need to be working. A Sunday morning ain’t shit in most food service jobs. Work fast food on a Friday night after HS football. Or Deliver pizzas, Put Trump a man down in a two-man dish room, with the front line beggin for clean plates while Mike 7-4 out back trying to buy Vicodin off the nurses in the cardiac wing. Dish room a sweat box. 300° steam coming off the machine and here come with Mr. Wallaby cussin because the silverware aint rolled yet. Bitch It ain’t rolled because my coworker is high sir . Whichever candidate Survive a shift with Mike 7-4 at the Healthsouth Rehab Hospital in Birmingham AND can find out why he added “7-4” to his name, Black male vote locked in I guarantee.

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Didn’t know they got down like this in Lithuania. Bout to run over there and open me a black beauty supply store.

Didn’t know they got down like this in Lithuania. Bout to run over there and open me a black beauty supply store.

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They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

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FIGHT BACK BOX FAN!!

FIGHT BACK BOX FAN!!

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Folks call Birmingham countryand I get pissed and defend my city. Then as soon as I touch down at the airport, I see a barbecue sammich vending machine. 😂

Folks call Birmingham countryand I get pissed and defend my city. Then as soon as I touch down at the airport, I see a barbecue sammich vending machine. 😂

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Stavros Halkias Stavy said… 😭😂😂

Stavros Halkias Stavy said… 😭😂😂

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A passionate middle finger always ends up just being hilarious.

A passionate middle finger always ends up just being hilarious.

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So do I call Best Buy or Pep Boys?

So do I call Best Buy or Pep Boys?

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And so it begins The Daily Show tonight 11/10c

And so it begins The Daily Show tonight 11/10c

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Tim felt that cuss word coming up his throat and was struggling to keep it down 😂😂

Tim felt that cuss word coming up his throat and was struggling to keep it down 😂😂

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Chuck D Chuck D hit em with the “now I gotta turn my back on you”

Chuck D Chuck D hit em with the “now I gotta turn my back on you”

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Most stressful thing you can do as a sports fan is buy a single ticket to a road game for your team. 😂😂

Most stressful thing you can do as a sports fan is buy a single ticket to a road game for your team. 😂😂

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Kawhi bout to board the jet to Toronto, NBA pulling up..

Kawhi bout to board the jet to Toronto, NBA pulling up..

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

634,925 Aufrufe • vor 9 Tagen

“First half, I almost fell asleep. The second half, I fell asleep." 😂😂😂😂😂 The less interested he is, the more entertaining he becomes. It’s like a reverse Snoop Dogg

“First half, I almost fell asleep. The second half, I fell asleep." 😂😂😂😂😂 The less interested he is, the more entertaining he becomes. It’s like a reverse Snoop Dogg

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,489,597 Aufrufe • vor 27 Tagen

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

15,389,933 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

In hindsight, this Rocky III shit is hilarious, Apollo Creed is clearly at 3/4 speed trying to let this man win and Rocky literally fighting for his life.

In hindsight, this Rocky III shit is hilarious, Apollo Creed is clearly at 3/4 speed trying to let this man win and Rocky literally fighting for his life.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

10,470,824 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Okay, you paid somebody $700 to hold your spot at the front of the Knicks parade. but how gonna get to them? You think fans (who been waiting for hours) just gonna step aside like you in Boarding Group 1? 😂 You gone have to fight your way there like ‘The Raid’

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Okay, you paid somebody $700 to hold your spot at the front of the Knicks parade. but how gonna get to them? You think fans (who been waiting for hours) just gonna step aside like you in Boarding Group 1? 😂 You gone have to fight your way there like ‘The Raid’

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

335,912 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

8,479,013 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

2,137,690 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

All these “Giannis leaving Thansis behind” jokes remind me of that of classic HotDamnIRock joint

All these “Giannis leaving Thansis behind” jokes remind me of that of classic HotDamnIRock joint

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

173,005 Aufrufe • vor 25 Tagen

We now know Kamala’s brave story. When did the rest of you “turn” black? How old were you? Where were you when the blackness finally took over your body? Share your stories. This is a safe space. #WhenITurnedBlack

We now know Kamala’s brave story. When did the rest of you “turn” black? How old were you? Where were you when the blackness finally took over your body? Share your stories. This is a safe space. #WhenITurnedBlack

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

5,414,345 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

9,783,890 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂

That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

4,450,638 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,950,404 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

French ppl protesting Olympics by shittin in the river the swimmers supposed to use. 😂😂😂Dawg, I’ll come back to ‘The Daily Show’ on a 10 day contract/Veterans Minimum, AND pay my own travel just to talk to ppl actively shitting in a river Weed Richards

French ppl protesting Olympics by shittin in the river the swimmers supposed to use. 😂😂😂Dawg, I’ll come back to ‘The Daily Show’ on a 10 day contract/Veterans Minimum, AND pay my own travel just to talk to ppl actively shitting in a river Weed Richards

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

2,883,551 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

MLB All-Star weekend is off and running with the best in HBCU baseball facing each other in the 4th Annual HBCU Swingman Classic 7p MLB Network

MLB All-Star weekend is off and running with the best in HBCU baseball facing each other in the 4th Annual HBCU Swingman Classic 7p MLB Network

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

32,979 Aufrufe • vor 8 Tagen

They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food & dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣

They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food & dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

2,561,224 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Curt Menefee turned that wok on and slowly slid that man down in the grease. 🤣 WHO ARE THE NEGROES??? 🤣🤣

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Curt Menefee turned that wok on and slowly slid that man down in the grease. 🤣 WHO ARE THE NEGROES??? 🤣🤣

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,605,756 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Come to find out this whole time, Europeans tricked us into calling it “soccer." 😂😂😂

Come to find out this whole time, Europeans tricked us into calling it “soccer." 😂😂😂

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

75,558 Aufrufe • vor 23 Tagen

NYC Landlords when Mamdani stop by

NYC Landlords when Mamdani stop by

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

528,026 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Imagine being in your 80s and sitting down with one of ya boys you aint seen since the Negro Leagues and the FIRST thing he bring up is the time you gave up at 500 foot home run. 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine being in your 80s and sitting down with one of ya boys you aint seen since the Negro Leagues and the FIRST thing he bring up is the time you gave up at 500 foot home run. 🤣🤣🤣

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,998,937 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

This happens all the time with Uber. ust never post vids. But Ahmad broke the previous 25 min record of the Uber driver who was 2 mins away for 20 mins. He waited patiently for me to cancel while I had dinner. there's part of me that really respects the patience 😂

This happens all the time with Uber. ust never post vids. But Ahmad broke the previous 25 min record of the Uber driver who was 2 mins away for 20 mins. He waited patiently for me to cancel while I had dinner. there's part of me that really respects the patience 😂

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

542,770 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten