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Yankees gotta switch over to that plexiglass outfield wall like old school Minnesota

Yankees gotta switch over to that plexiglass outfield wall like old school Minnesota

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Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

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At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.

At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.

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“THIS DUDE COME FROM A LOVING HOME WITH BOTH PARENTS AND A GOOD SCHOOL SYSYEM!!!” Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

“THIS DUDE COME FROM A LOVING HOME WITH BOTH PARENTS AND A GOOD SCHOOL SYSYEM!!!” Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

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A BEAUTIFUL Step Back Stop-Motion Clap Dap into a Handshake Embrace Double Back Slap Dismount Laugh. DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 4.7 FINAL SCORE: 97.64

A BEAUTIFUL Step Back Stop-Motion Clap Dap into a Handshake Embrace Double Back Slap Dismount Laugh. DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 4.7 FINAL SCORE: 97.64

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Chicken Firefighters when buddy pulled up with that garden hose:

Chicken Firefighters when buddy pulled up with that garden hose:

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Stephen A Smith has 24 hrs to respond. In the booth tonight for MLB Network as we pay tribute to the Negro Leagues 7p/e

Stephen A Smith has 24 hrs to respond. In the booth tonight for MLB Network as we pay tribute to the Negro Leagues 7p/e

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Ya patnas pulling you out the zoo exhibit after Round 1 with the polar bear

Ya patnas pulling you out the zoo exhibit after Round 1 with the polar bear

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Rev. Barber ain’t even opened his mouth yet and he already tired of Mark Robinson 😂

Rev. Barber ain’t even opened his mouth yet and he already tired of Mark Robinson 😂

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Every black Barbershop used to have one of these brothers walk in on a Saturday afternoon and fck up the vibes. 😂

Every black Barbershop used to have one of these brothers walk in on a Saturday afternoon and fck up the vibes. 😂

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“The vibes are off in here, what do you say we book Wu-Tang Clan for Game 4?”

“The vibes are off in here, what do you say we book Wu-Tang Clan for Game 4?”

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When I was 16 working in a hospital cafeteria, a 38-yr old a coworker named “Mike 7-4” slapped the shit outta me because I told my supervisor he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me in the dish room. This is where politicians need to be working. A Sunday morning ain’t shit in most food service jobs. Work fast food on a Friday night after HS football. Or Deliver pizzas, Put Trump a man down in a two-man dish room, with the front line beggin for clean plates while Mike 7-4 out back trying to buy Vicodin off the nurses in the cardiac wing. Dish room a sweat box. 300° steam coming off the machine and here come with Mr. Wallaby cussin because the silverware aint rolled yet. Bitch It ain’t rolled because my coworker is high sir . Whichever candidate Survive a shift with Mike 7-4 at the Healthsouth Rehab Hospital in Birmingham AND can find out why he added “7-4” to his name, Black male vote locked in I guarantee.

When I was 16 working in a hospital cafeteria, a 38-yr old a coworker named “Mike 7-4” slapped the shit outta me because I told my supervisor he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me in the dish room. This is where politicians need to be working. A Sunday morning ain’t shit in most food service jobs. Work fast food on a Friday night after HS football. Or Deliver pizzas, Put Trump a man down in a two-man dish room, with the front line beggin for clean plates while Mike 7-4 out back trying to buy Vicodin off the nurses in the cardiac wing. Dish room a sweat box. 300° steam coming off the machine and here come with Mr. Wallaby cussin because the silverware aint rolled yet. Bitch It ain’t rolled because my coworker is high sir . Whichever candidate Survive a shift with Mike 7-4 at the Healthsouth Rehab Hospital in Birmingham AND can find out why he added “7-4” to his name, Black male vote locked in I guarantee.

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Avoided Cubs spoilers all night. Finally home, turn on the DVR... Cubs first pitch to Tatis...

Avoided Cubs spoilers all night. Finally home, turn on the DVR... Cubs first pitch to Tatis...

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Didn’t know they got down like this in Lithuania. Bout to run over there and open me a black beauty supply store.

Didn’t know they got down like this in Lithuania. Bout to run over there and open me a black beauty supply store.

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They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

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FIGHT BACK BOX FAN!!

FIGHT BACK BOX FAN!!

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“Ted Cruz blazer screaming I DONT FIT YOU!”

“Ted Cruz blazer screaming I DONT FIT YOU!”

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Folks call Birmingham countryand I get pissed and defend my city. Then as soon as I touch down at the airport, I see a barbecue sammich vending machine. 😂

Folks call Birmingham countryand I get pissed and defend my city. Then as soon as I touch down at the airport, I see a barbecue sammich vending machine. 😂

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Just got word from Chicago Cubs that i did NOT make their playoff roster. It was clearly a tough decision by the club but I support them none the less. best of luck to them in October.

Just got word from Chicago Cubs that i did NOT make their playoff roster. It was clearly a tough decision by the club but I support them none the less. best of luck to them in October.

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Once you find a parking space in New York, that's just where yo car gonna be for the rest of your life.

Once you find a parking space in New York, that's just where yo car gonna be for the rest of your life.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

2,645,238 Aufrufe • vor 15 Tagen

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

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“First half, I almost fell asleep. The second half, I fell asleep." 😂😂😂😂😂 The less interested he is, the more entertaining he becomes. It’s like a reverse Snoop Dogg

“First half, I almost fell asleep. The second half, I fell asleep." 😂😂😂😂😂 The less interested he is, the more entertaining he becomes. It’s like a reverse Snoop Dogg

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,490,257 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

In hindsight, this Rocky III shit is hilarious, Apollo Creed is clearly at 3/4 speed trying to let this man win and Rocky literally fighting for his life.

In hindsight, this Rocky III shit is hilarious, Apollo Creed is clearly at 3/4 speed trying to let this man win and Rocky literally fighting for his life.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

10,472,798 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Not only did we believe Tupac was coming back, we believe anybody who remotely sounded like him was actually Pac in disguise. Blac Haze was gliding on this beat in ‘98 and we all was like “that ain’t Pac?”😂😂😂

Not only did we believe Tupac was coming back, we believe anybody who remotely sounded like him was actually Pac in disguise. Blac Haze was gliding on this beat in ‘98 and we all was like “that ain’t Pac?”😂😂😂

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

440,888 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

8,479,655 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Kawhi bout to board the jet to Toronto, NBA pulling up..

Kawhi bout to board the jet to Toronto, NBA pulling up..

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

635,846 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

9,783,969 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

We now know Kamala’s brave story. When did the rest of you “turn” black? How old were you? Where were you when the blackness finally took over your body? Share your stories. This is a safe space. #WhenITurnedBlack

We now know Kamala’s brave story. When did the rest of you “turn” black? How old were you? Where were you when the blackness finally took over your body? Share your stories. This is a safe space. #WhenITurnedBlack

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

5,415,869 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

2,139,322 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂

That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

4,450,774 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,950,977 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The landscape for digital royalties for comedians has been changing for quite a while it was happening long before the Sebastian Maniscalco stuff that bubbled up this week. This is mainly for stand-up comics to give them a more nuanced look at whats changing in your industry

The landscape for digital royalties for comedians has been changing for quite a while it was happening long before the Sebastian Maniscalco stuff that bubbled up this week. This is mainly for stand-up comics to give them a more nuanced look at whats changing in your industry

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

26,737 Aufrufe • vor 7 Tagen

French ppl protesting Olympics by shittin in the river the swimmers supposed to use. 😂😂😂Dawg, I’ll come back to ‘The Daily Show’ on a 10 day contract/Veterans Minimum, AND pay my own travel just to talk to ppl actively shitting in a river Weed Richards

French ppl protesting Olympics by shittin in the river the swimmers supposed to use. 😂😂😂Dawg, I’ll come back to ‘The Daily Show’ on a 10 day contract/Veterans Minimum, AND pay my own travel just to talk to ppl actively shitting in a river Weed Richards

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

2,883,741 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

As talk about Black colleges getting beat down in money, Should be mentioned that @TheSWAC Commish BEEN working to address rev sharing. SWAC was $2MIL in the red in 2018. In the black now. In large part to TV rev & now a the free TV app to help build revenue for all SWAC schools

As talk about Black colleges getting beat down in money, Should be mentioned that @TheSWAC Commish BEEN working to address rev sharing. SWAC was $2MIL in the red in 2018. In the black now. In large part to TV rev & now a the free TV app to help build revenue for all SWAC schools

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

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They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food & dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣

They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food & dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

2,561,350 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Curt Menefee turned that wok on and slowly slid that man down in the grease. 🤣 WHO ARE THE NEGROES??? 🤣🤣

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Curt Menefee turned that wok on and slowly slid that man down in the grease. 🤣 WHO ARE THE NEGROES??? 🤣🤣

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,606,052 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Okay, you paid somebody $700 to hold your spot at the front of the Knicks parade. but how gonna get to them? You think fans (who been waiting for hours) just gonna step aside like you in Boarding Group 1? 😂 You gone have to fight your way there like ‘The Raid’

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Okay, you paid somebody $700 to hold your spot at the front of the Knicks parade. but how gonna get to them? You think fans (who been waiting for hours) just gonna step aside like you in Boarding Group 1? 😂 You gone have to fight your way there like ‘The Raid’

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

335,912 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Imagine being in your 80s and sitting down with one of ya boys you aint seen since the Negro Leagues and the FIRST thing he bring up is the time you gave up at 500 foot home run. 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine being in your 80s and sitting down with one of ya boys you aint seen since the Negro Leagues and the FIRST thing he bring up is the time you gave up at 500 foot home run. 🤣🤣🤣

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

1,998,999 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

NYC Landlords when Mamdani stop by

NYC Landlords when Mamdani stop by

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

528,026 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten