Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

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Ya patnas pulling you out the zoo exhibit after Round 1 with the polar bear

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.

A BEAUTIFUL Step Back Stop-Motion Clap Dap into a Handshake Embrace Double Back Slap Dismount Laugh. DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 4.7 FINAL SCORE: 97.64

“The vibes are off in here, what do you say we book Wu-Tang Clan for Game 4?”

Stephen A Smith has 24 hrs to respond. In the booth tonight for MLB Network as we pay tribute to the Negro Leagues 7p/e

Rev. Barber ain’t even opened his mouth yet and he already tired of Mark Robinson 😂

Opposing coach at halftime

Every black Barbershop used to have one of these brothers walk in on a Saturday afternoon and fck up the vibes. 😂

Didn’t know they got down like this in Lithuania. Bout to run over there and open me a black beauty supply store.

They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

FIGHT BACK BOX FAN!!

Folks call Birmingham countryand I get pissed and defend my city. Then as soon as I touch down at the airport, I see a barbecue sammich vending machine. 😂

And so it begins The Daily Show tonight 11/10c

Tim felt that cuss word coming up his throat and was struggling to keep it down 😂😂

Amsterdam, Hawaii see you next week!

Most stressful thing you can do as a sports fan is buy a single ticket to a road game for your team. 😂😂

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Not only did we believe Tupac was coming back, we believe anybody who remotely sounded like him was actually Pac in disguise. Blac Haze was gliding on this beat in ‘98 and we all was like “that ain’t Pac?”😂😂😂

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel &amp; they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

“First half, I almost fell asleep. The second half, I fell asleep." 😂😂😂😂😂 The less interested he is, the more entertaining he becomes. It’s like a reverse Snoop Dogg

A question for my fellow uncs, When y’all see youngins about to fight, do you step in and try to be the peacemaker like the OGs used to do for us or let it ride?

Kawhi bout to board the jet to Toronto, NBA pulling up..

In hindsight, this Rocky III shit is hilarious, Apollo Creed is clearly at 3/4 speed trying to let this man win and Rocky literally fighting for his life.

We'll never get the spinoff but I feel like these two are somewhere in an alternate universe, free of stress, enjoying their age gap relationship and selling miniature furniture together in an antique shop somewhere on the Eastern Shore.

You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

We now know Kamala’s brave story. When did the rest of you “turn” black? How old were you? Where were you when the blackness finally took over your body? Share your stories. This is a safe space. #WhenITurnedBlack

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights &amp; a Jet Magazine from 1967.

How much ball is too much ball the kids? Blessed to be in the booth to hear Ken Griffey Jr. chime in on the every growing travel ball discussion. w/ Harold Reynolds and Dave Sims

That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂

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Okay, you paid somebody $700 to hold your spot at the front of the Knicks parade. but how gonna get to them? You think fans (who been waiting for hours) just gonna step aside like you in Boarding Group 1? 😂 You gone have to fight your way there like ‘The Raid’

Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

French ppl protesting Olympics by shittin in the river the swimmers supposed to use. 😂😂😂Dawg, I’ll come back to ‘The Daily Show’ on a 10 day contract/Veterans Minimum, AND pay my own travel just to talk to ppl actively shitting in a river Weed Richards

They really used to sell us mixtapes on long ass infomercials. 🤣🤣 "Guaranteed to get you Gangsta"

They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food &amp; dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣

They always serving breakfast. You just gotta want it

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Curt Menefee turned that wok on and slowly slid that man down in the grease. 🤣 WHO ARE THE NEGROES??? 🤣🤣

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food & dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣