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Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

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A BEAUTIFUL Step Back Stop-Motion Clap Dap into a Handshake Embrace Double Back Slap Dismount Laugh. DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 4.7 FINAL SCORE: 97.64

A BEAUTIFUL Step Back Stop-Motion Clap Dap into a Handshake Embrace Double Back Slap Dismount Laugh. DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY: 4.7 FINAL SCORE: 97.64

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Rev. Barber ain’t even opened his mouth yet and he already tired of Mark Robinson 😂

Rev. Barber ain’t even opened his mouth yet and he already tired of Mark Robinson 😂

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Stephen A Smith has 24 hrs to respond. In the booth tonight for MLB Network as we pay tribute to the Negro Leagues 7p/e

Stephen A Smith has 24 hrs to respond. In the booth tonight for MLB Network as we pay tribute to the Negro Leagues 7p/e

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For the legal/lawyer folks This script was sold years ago when I had less leverage at the negotiating . standard recoup to release rights is the studio gets back every dollar they put into it. BUT even if those terms were met, the studio still gets to decide whether or not to greenlight the recoup. If you got front of the kilo, then decide that you wanted to get out the dope game, the dope boy still has to decide whether or not he wants to accept the terms of your exit. Because my careers at a different point now, they know that this script has a pretty good chance of getting some motion so now (well within the terms of the original contract) they trying to arrange new terms to release the script so they can get a pinch of whatever I make off of it. I wish you all could be on the calls where we negotiate the terms of these contracts with entertainment lawyers. Shit ain’t as clear cut as y’all trying to make it in these comments . And on top of THAT, truth be told a lot of studios don’t give ideas back because if the idea gets hot somewhere else, the exact that left the ideal walk out the door is going to lose their job. Im not even trippin. It’s all in the game. I not giving them a pinch of McDonald’s…I’m about to go and write McDowells. I got enough ideas to write me a hunnid scripts…sheeeiitt

For the legal/lawyer folks This script was sold years ago when I had less leverage at the negotiating . standard recoup to release rights is the studio gets back every dollar they put into it. BUT even if those terms were met, the studio still gets to decide whether or not to greenlight the recoup. If you got front of the kilo, then decide that you wanted to get out the dope game, the dope boy still has to decide whether or not he wants to accept the terms of your exit. Because my careers at a different point now, they know that this script has a pretty good chance of getting some motion so now (well within the terms of the original contract) they trying to arrange new terms to release the script so they can get a pinch of whatever I make off of it. I wish you all could be on the calls where we negotiate the terms of these contracts with entertainment lawyers. Shit ain’t as clear cut as y’all trying to make it in these comments . And on top of THAT, truth be told a lot of studios don’t give ideas back because if the idea gets hot somewhere else, the exact that left the ideal walk out the door is going to lose their job. Im not even trippin. It’s all in the game. I not giving them a pinch of McDonald’s…I’m about to go and write McDowells. I got enough ideas to write me a hunnid scripts…sheeeiitt

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Every black Barbershop used to have one of these brothers walk in on a Saturday afternoon and fck up the vibes. 😂

Every black Barbershop used to have one of these brothers walk in on a Saturday afternoon and fck up the vibes. 😂

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When I was 16 working in a hospital cafeteria, a 38-yr old a coworker named “Mike 7-4” slapped the shit outta me because I told my supervisor he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me in the dish room. This is where politicians need to be working. A Sunday morning ain’t shit in most food service jobs. Work fast food on a Friday night after HS football. Or Deliver pizzas, Put Trump a man down in a two-man dish room, with the front line beggin for clean plates while Mike 7-4 out back trying to buy Vicodin off the nurses in the cardiac wing. Dish room a sweat box. 300° steam coming off the machine and here come with Mr. Wallaby cussin because the silverware aint rolled yet. Bitch It ain’t rolled because my coworker is high sir . Whichever candidate Survive a shift with Mike 7-4 at the Healthsouth Rehab Hospital in Birmingham AND can find out why he added “7-4” to his name, Black male vote locked in I guarantee.

When I was 16 working in a hospital cafeteria, a 38-yr old a coworker named “Mike 7-4” slapped the shit outta me because I told my supervisor he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me in the dish room. This is where politicians need to be working. A Sunday morning ain’t shit in most food service jobs. Work fast food on a Friday night after HS football. Or Deliver pizzas, Put Trump a man down in a two-man dish room, with the front line beggin for clean plates while Mike 7-4 out back trying to buy Vicodin off the nurses in the cardiac wing. Dish room a sweat box. 300° steam coming off the machine and here come with Mr. Wallaby cussin because the silverware aint rolled yet. Bitch It ain’t rolled because my coworker is high sir . Whichever candidate Survive a shift with Mike 7-4 at the Healthsouth Rehab Hospital in Birmingham AND can find out why he added “7-4” to his name, Black male vote locked in I guarantee.

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They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

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Defending champs Bethune were down 3, then up 5, then down 5, crazy momentum swings. Both losses in tournament to Ark-Pine Bluff

Defending champs Bethune were down 3, then up 5, then down 5, crazy momentum swings. Both losses in tournament to Ark-Pine Bluff

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Didn’t know they got down like this in Lithuania. Bout to run over there and open me a black beauty supply store.

Didn’t know they got down like this in Lithuania. Bout to run over there and open me a black beauty supply store.

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FIGHT BACK BOX FAN!!

FIGHT BACK BOX FAN!!

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Folks call Birmingham countryand I get pissed and defend my city. Then as soon as I touch down at the airport, I see a barbecue sammich vending machine. 😂

Folks call Birmingham countryand I get pissed and defend my city. Then as soon as I touch down at the airport, I see a barbecue sammich vending machine. 😂

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A passionate middle finger always ends up just being hilarious.

A passionate middle finger always ends up just being hilarious.

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Tim felt that cuss word coming up his throat and was struggling to keep it down 😂😂

Tim felt that cuss word coming up his throat and was struggling to keep it down 😂😂

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And so it begins The Daily Show tonight 11/10c

And so it begins The Daily Show tonight 11/10c

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Most stressful thing you can do as a sports fan is buy a single ticket to a road game for your team. 😂😂

Most stressful thing you can do as a sports fan is buy a single ticket to a road game for your team. 😂😂

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This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5

This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5

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Tracked down two solid Black Scottish brothers. Got two Black women Scotts tomorrow. Truly amazing convo about how we perceive (and misperceive) one another from afar. Also please let Manny Daphey where in the U.S. for bag boil seafood. Red Lobster or straight to Baltimore?

Tracked down two solid Black Scottish brothers. Got two Black women Scotts tomorrow. Truly amazing convo about how we perceive (and misperceive) one another from afar. Also please let Manny Daphey where in the U.S. for bag boil seafood. Red Lobster or straight to Baltimore?

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Milwaukee Airport so packed wit stranded RNC folks, Trump T-Shirt vendors pulled up 😂😂 Buddy done sold 2-3 of em already. This is Atlanta level hustling. Respect.

Milwaukee Airport so packed wit stranded RNC folks, Trump T-Shirt vendors pulled up 😂😂 Buddy done sold 2-3 of em already. This is Atlanta level hustling. Respect.

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Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

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In hindsight, this Rocky III shit is hilarious, Apollo Creed is clearly at 3/4 speed trying to let this man win and Rocky literally fighting for his life.

In hindsight, this Rocky III shit is hilarious, Apollo Creed is clearly at 3/4 speed trying to let this man win and Rocky literally fighting for his life.

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Elimination game walk off. Lost in the chaos is TX Southern player showing love to the Jax State LF who made a terrific throw. Runner just beat the tag. #SWAC

Elimination game walk off. Lost in the chaos is TX Southern player showing love to the Jax State LF who made a terrific throw. Runner just beat the tag. #SWAC

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Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

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You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?

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We now know Kamala’s brave story. When did the rest of you “turn” black? How old were you? Where were you when the blackness finally took over your body? Share your stories. This is a safe space. #WhenITurnedBlack

We now know Kamala’s brave story. When did the rest of you “turn” black? How old were you? Where were you when the blackness finally took over your body? Share your stories. This is a safe space. #WhenITurnedBlack

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Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

Delta needed somebody to give up their seat, they OPENED the bidding at a $1500 ON A GIFT CARD. None of that flight voucher bullshit. Gotta respect that. Whole plane stood strong and held out. Never accept the first offer.

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That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂

That man really gave away a beat and created an entire army of haters 😂😂

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Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

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French ppl protesting Olympics by shittin in the river the swimmers supposed to use. 😂😂😂Dawg, I’ll come back to ‘The Daily Show’ on a 10 day contract/Veterans Minimum, AND pay my own travel just to talk to ppl actively shitting in a river Weed Richards

French ppl protesting Olympics by shittin in the river the swimmers supposed to use. 😂😂😂Dawg, I’ll come back to ‘The Daily Show’ on a 10 day contract/Veterans Minimum, AND pay my own travel just to talk to ppl actively shitting in a river Weed Richards

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They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food & dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣

They sent the light skinned homie into a 'Whites Only' spot to get them some food & dude didn't come back with the food OR their money. 70 yrs later and you can tell he STILL heated about them $2. 🤣🤣🤣

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Curt Menefee turned that wok on and slowly slid that man down in the grease. 🤣 WHO ARE THE NEGROES??? 🤣🤣

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Curt Menefee turned that wok on and slowly slid that man down in the grease. 🤣 WHO ARE THE NEGROES??? 🤣🤣

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NYC Landlords when Mamdani stop by

NYC Landlords when Mamdani stop by

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Imagine being in your 80s and sitting down with one of ya boys you aint seen since the Negro Leagues and the FIRST thing he bring up is the time you gave up at 500 foot home run. 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine being in your 80s and sitting down with one of ya boys you aint seen since the Negro Leagues and the FIRST thing he bring up is the time you gave up at 500 foot home run. 🤣🤣🤣

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This happens all the time with Uber. ust never post vids. But Ahmad broke the previous 25 min record of the Uber driver who was 2 mins away for 20 mins. He waited patiently for me to cancel while I had dinner. there's part of me that really respects the patience 😂

This happens all the time with Uber. ust never post vids. But Ahmad broke the previous 25 min record of the Uber driver who was 2 mins away for 20 mins. He waited patiently for me to cancel while I had dinner. there's part of me that really respects the patience 😂

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Signed copies still available. Order 'The Man of Many Fathers' (Hardback or Audiobook) and get a FREE album download of my Hulu special ‘Lonely Flowers’. Available Oct. 28th

Signed copies still available. Order 'The Man of Many Fathers' (Hardback or Audiobook) and get a FREE album download of my Hulu special ‘Lonely Flowers’. Available Oct. 28th

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‘Sinners: Best Original Screenplay’ Writers Guild Awards. Miles Caton accepting for Ryan Coogler. Coogler’s humble statement

‘Sinners: Best Original Screenplay’ Writers Guild Awards. Miles Caton accepting for Ryan Coogler. Coogler’s humble statement

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Another Leonardo DiCaprio ‘Django’ fact

Another Leonardo DiCaprio ‘Django’ fact

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Podcast be getting deep as hell then they cut to a random ad

Podcast be getting deep as hell then they cut to a random ad

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Been some solid Black vampires over the years, tough to rank. Have I Got News For You US

Been some solid Black vampires over the years, tough to rank. Have I Got News For You US

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