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I’d like to apologize for my earlier statement about the Minneapolis shooting. I just watched the video again in slo mo and the driver CLEARLY stepped on the gas and nearly nicked with her bumper an innocent ICE agent who just drew a gun on her

I’d like to apologize for my earlier statement about the Minneapolis shooting. I just watched the video again in slo mo and the driver CLEARLY stepped on the gas and nearly nicked with her bumper an innocent ICE agent who just drew a gun on her

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Waking up to this was fun

Waking up to this was fun

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Iran is willing to tell us more about Charlie Kirk than our FBI

Iran is willing to tell us more about Charlie Kirk than our FBI

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Trump’s grandfather was an illegal immigrant…

Trump’s grandfather was an illegal immigrant…

70,711 Aufrufe • vor 9 Tagen

A heckler tried to stop my show over a joke about ICE

A heckler tried to stop my show over a joke about ICE

834,484 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Why the US wants Venezuela -in 3 letters

Why the US wants Venezuela -in 3 letters

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2 hecklers tried to pinkwash my show

2 hecklers tried to pinkwash my show

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USC is quietly selling dead bodies to the Navy, who then gives them to the Israeli military. Wish it were a joke.

USC is quietly selling dead bodies to the Navy, who then gives them to the Israeli military. Wish it were a joke.

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Epstein was Mossad -proven in 2 min (you could also just look at the files where he says he was Mossad)

Epstein was Mossad -proven in 2 min (you could also just look at the files where he says he was Mossad)

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This was the standup set on the Charlie Kirk assassination that got taken down on YouTube

This was the standup set on the Charlie Kirk assassination that got taken down on YouTube

443,571 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Sabrina Carpenter had to learn Arabic culture by going to a desert

Sabrina Carpenter had to learn Arabic culture by going to a desert

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A Florida student is facing up to 15 years in jail for a Netanyahu joke, so here’s 20 more Netanyahu jokes

A Florida student is facing up to 15 years in jail for a Netanyahu joke, so here’s 20 more Netanyahu jokes

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Iran’s diss track for Pete Hegseth deserves a Grammy

Iran’s diss track for Pete Hegseth deserves a Grammy

84,232 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

The Iran war summarized in 3 min of standup

The Iran war summarized in 3 min of standup

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The shocking connection between Diddy and Erika

The shocking connection between Diddy and Erika

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5 reasons Jeffrey Epstein is still alive…

5 reasons Jeffrey Epstein is still alive…

86,158 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Some first jokes on WW3…

Some first jokes on WW3…

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What you can say to ICE when they stop you -in two words

What you can say to ICE when they stop you -in two words

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Palestine is a simple test for humanity

Palestine is a simple test for humanity

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Heckler stops standup comedy show to remind us that Biden should have released the files

Heckler stops standup comedy show to remind us that Biden should have released the files

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Watch to the end. I swear I’m happy.

Watch to the end. I swear I’m happy.

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