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When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark. Fight me!

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EJ Gomez:" Kaya nakikita niyo sa aking likuran kanya-kanyang silong sa payong at kanya-kanyang suot na mga KAPOTA." 😭😭😭

EJ Gomez:" Kaya nakikita niyo sa aking likuran kanya-kanyang silong sa payong at kanya-kanyang suot na mga KAPOTA." 😭😭😭

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River: "andito parin tayo." Dustin: "i gues, gusto pa ng tao na andito pa tayo." Bruhh, hindi mga tao/casuals ang may gusto, kundi mga sponsors, backers at mayamang pamilya niyo bakit kayo andiyan pa. Mga feelingero. #PBBCollabDuoChallengers

River: "andito parin tayo." Dustin: "i gues, gusto pa ng tao na andito pa tayo." Bruhh, hindi mga tao/casuals ang may gusto, kundi mga sponsors, backers at mayamang pamilya niyo bakit kayo andiyan pa. Mga feelingero. #PBBCollabDuoChallengers

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Boy Abunda: "Tila, mas nababagay daw sainyo ang titulong, BEG WINNER rather than BIG WINNER." Yaaz, tito boy right in front of their faces! lol #PBBCollabVicesitors

Boy Abunda: "Tila, mas nababagay daw sainyo ang titulong, BEG WINNER rather than BIG WINNER." Yaaz, tito boy right in front of their faces! lol #PBBCollabVicesitors

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Coming from you pa talaga, gurl? The duality. charots! 🤡 #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabNewHousemate

Coming from you pa talaga, gurl? The duality. charots! 🤡 #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabNewHousemate

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You can hate this gurl but hey! Isa 'to sa magbibigay drama sa BNK at pupuksain mga playing safe parin jan at walang ganaps. Inferness, gusto ko energy nila ni Xyriel! 😜 #PBBCollabTampuhan #PBBTheBigCollab

You can hate this gurl but hey! Isa 'to sa magbibigay drama sa BNK at pupuksain mga playing safe parin jan at walang ganaps. Inferness, gusto ko energy nila ni Xyriel! 😜 #PBBCollabTampuhan #PBBTheBigCollab

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This is fvcking insane in Philippine Television. Fact that ABS cannot do this. #SanggreAngSagotNgBatis

This is fvcking insane in Philippine Television. Fact that ABS cannot do this. #SanggreAngSagotNgBatis

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Eto na nga siya! Michael V. Discaya este as Ciala Dismaya. Bubble Gang 🤣

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Eto na nga siya! Michael V. Discaya este as Ciala Dismaya. Bubble Gang 🤣

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Y'all are saying FEUCS didn't deserve the podium finish? Are you for real???? #UAAPCDC2025 #BaTAMpinoy

Y'all are saying FEUCS didn't deserve the podium finish? Are you for real???? #UAAPCDC2025 #BaTAMpinoy

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Youtube Reactors, masyadong ni-real talk ang stage ng The Voice sa ABS. Aniya, mas malaki at malawak ng di hamak ang set ng GMA kumpara nang ito'y nasa ABS pa at may budget/pera daw ito kumpara sa ABS na pang baranggay court lang ang set up. #TheVoiceKids #TVKAkoAngPinili

Youtube Reactors, masyadong ni-real talk ang stage ng The Voice sa ABS. Aniya, mas malaki at malawak ng di hamak ang set ng GMA kumpara nang ito'y nasa ABS pa at may budget/pera daw ito kumpara sa ABS na pang baranggay court lang ang set up. #TheVoiceKids #TVKAkoAngPinili

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COMEDY/GAG SHOW BA'TO? #Incognito

COMEDY/GAG SHOW BA'TO? #Incognito

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Bea Alonzo : "ikakasal pa ba ko?" Tarot Reader: "Civil yung una eh. Medyo hidden lang." "7 mos. or 7 years from now." "Eto mapapangasawa mo....mature na kasi siya." Sino 'tong tarot reader nato? I have to find her!!! 😂
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Bea Alonzo : "ikakasal pa ba ko?" Tarot Reader: "Civil yung una eh. Medyo hidden lang." "7 mos. or 7 years from now." "Eto mapapangasawa mo....mature na kasi siya." Sino 'tong tarot reader nato? I have to find her!!! 😂

Sarcastic Risen

1,346,082 просмотров • 5 дней назад

Theyre not stopping with the AI. Cringe on the highest level. 🤮 #Sigabo
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Theyre not stopping with the AI. Cringe on the highest level. 🤮 #Sigabo

Sarcastic Risen

3,463,650 просмотров • 11 дней назад

Fowtangina mo Barbie Forteza! Bakit ang galing galing mo??? Like wtf is that!! #SavingCherry #SavingCherryTeaser
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Fowtangina mo Barbie Forteza! Bakit ang galing galing mo??? Like wtf is that!! #SavingCherry #SavingCherryTeaser

Sarcastic Risen

1,827,249 просмотров • 7 дней назад

Those who hate using AI, I need to hear your thoughts on this. Daming niyong ebas diba? lol #Sigabo
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Those who hate using AI, I need to hear your thoughts on this. Daming niyong ebas diba? lol #Sigabo

Sarcastic Risen

767,555 просмотров • 26 дней назад

Baus & Jusa: "Ano pong trabaho natin? " Ate: "Packer" Baus: "Packer, we love that!"
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Baus & Jusa: "Ano pong trabaho natin? " Ate: "Packer" Baus: "Packer, we love that!"

Sarcastic Risen

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"Tanggalin mo yung make up mong may bako bako sa mukha." - Batang DDS to Vice Ganda. Ano pinaglalaban nitong Batang Kokey na DDS nato?? He is nothing compared to Vice Ganda like duhhh?? 👻
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"Tanggalin mo yung make up mong may bako bako sa mukha." - Batang DDS to Vice Ganda. Ano pinaglalaban nitong Batang Kokey na DDS nato?? He is nothing compared to Vice Ganda like duhhh?? 👻

Sarcastic Risen

69,981 просмотров • 6 дней назад

Sinecth itey na dating ASAP Singer na ang nanay pakunwaring nagbibigay ng bagay pero may bayad pala?
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Sinecth itey na dating ASAP Singer na ang nanay pakunwaring nagbibigay ng bagay pero may bayad pala?

Sarcastic Risen

385,181 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Direktor: "Okay na 'to." 👻
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Direktor: "Okay na 'to." 👻

Sarcastic Risen

104,073 просмотров • 13 дней назад

Fyang: "Alam mo, kahit ilang batch pa yan, wala makakatalo sa batch namin." "Hello, Gen11? Breaking. Highest...Hello??" This Undeserving Big Winner will never achieve what Kim, Melai and Maymay have reached today. You'll forever be a starlet dds. #PBBCollabTheBigNight
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Fyang: "Alam mo, kahit ilang batch pa yan, wala makakatalo sa batch namin." "Hello, Gen11? Breaking. Highest...Hello??" This Undeserving Big Winner will never achieve what Kim, Melai and Maymay have reached today. You'll forever be a starlet dds. #PBBCollabTheBigNight

Sarcastic Risen

2,191,207 просмотров • 1 год назад

SHE'S MAD. SHE'S MAD!! Go Mel Tiangco! 🔥🔥
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SHE'S MAD. SHE'S MAD!! Go Mel Tiangco! 🔥🔥

Sarcastic Risen

279,886 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

Ohh sheesssh. She has a lot of potential to make it on broadway someday! #TVKBringItOn #TheVoiceKids
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Ohh sheesssh. She has a lot of potential to make it on broadway someday! #TVKBringItOn #TheVoiceKids

Sarcastic Risen

2,260,925 просмотров • 1 год назад

Puksaang Dustbia and Klarisse. Saan kayo papanig? #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollab3rdNomiDuos
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Puksaang Dustbia and Klarisse. Saan kayo papanig? #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollab3rdNomiDuos

Sarcastic Risen

1,278,827 просмотров • 1 год назад

THIS IS PBB. Puksaan na! 😂 Team Josh or Team Vince? #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabStopBashing
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THIS IS PBB. Puksaan na! 😂 Team Josh or Team Vince? #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabStopBashing

Sarcastic Risen

1,208,541 просмотров • 1 год назад

Fonz as Pia Cayetano but he did way better than Sen. Pia sa actingan. HAHAHA
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Fonz as Pia Cayetano but he did way better than Sen. Pia sa actingan. HAHAHA

Sarcastic Risen

129,438 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

That's how you do an outro. I really have high respect for GMA News, they stand out compared to ABS-CBN News or TV5 when it comes to reporting. Pinaninindigan ang pagiging "Walang Kinikilingan." #BahaSaLuneta #TrillionPesoMarch
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That's how you do an outro. I really have high respect for GMA News, they stand out compared to ABS-CBN News or TV5 when it comes to reporting. Pinaninindigan ang pagiging "Walang Kinikilingan." #BahaSaLuneta #TrillionPesoMarch

Sarcastic Risen

743,391 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

Tita Mel Tiangco was really coming for Robin Padilla. Yung tawa ko!!! 🤣🤣
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Tita Mel Tiangco was really coming for Robin Padilla. Yung tawa ko!!! 🤣🤣

Sarcastic Risen

122,916 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

Never ever provoke introvert people, pag yan sumabog, magtago ka na lang coz you don't know what's going to happen next. #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabClassmates
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Never ever provoke introvert people, pag yan sumabog, magtago ka na lang coz you don't know what's going to happen next. #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabClassmates

Sarcastic Risen

847,990 просмотров • 1 год назад

Sino yung mga umalis after they looked to Shuvee outside? It's giving me "Wala ako pake, bahala ka jan" vibes. Hindi yan nakaka-BIG WINNER. 🙅🏻 #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabSaingKings
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Sino yung mga umalis after they looked to Shuvee outside? It's giving me "Wala ako pake, bahala ka jan" vibes. Hindi yan nakaka-BIG WINNER. 🙅🏻 #PBBTheBigCollab #PBBCollabSaingKings

Sarcastic Risen

630,772 просмотров • 1 год назад

𝗣𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼 𝗣𝗮𝘀𝗰𝘂𝗮𝗹, tila naimbyerna sa Micro-nano Starlet na si 𝗙𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 sa pagiging walang modo habang nag-hohost sa ASAP. Panoorin:
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𝗣𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼 𝗣𝗮𝘀𝗰𝘂𝗮𝗹, tila naimbyerna sa Micro-nano Starlet na si 𝗙𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 sa pagiging walang modo habang nag-hohost sa ASAP. Panoorin:

Sarcastic Risen

446,697 просмотров • 1 год назад

Magkaiba ang nilaglag sa nalaglag. Tinapon kasi nalaglagna at madumi na. Klarisse De Guzman, whoever the starlet you are, you're a great twisted story teller and with that, you're not worthy of a big winner title. #PBBCollabTwist #PBBCollabwithGMA #PBBTheBigCollab
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Magkaiba ang nilaglag sa nalaglag. Tinapon kasi nalaglagna at madumi na. Klarisse De Guzman, whoever the starlet you are, you're a great twisted story teller and with that, you're not worthy of a big winner title. #PBBCollabTwist #PBBCollabwithGMA #PBBTheBigCollab

Sarcastic Risen

543,534 просмотров • 1 год назад