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THIS IS F*CKING INSANE, I ADDED A CRAWLER TO JEV + MY GROK BOTS AND SLEPT, MY $100 RESTART IS NOW $12,161 AFTER 3 NIGHTS everyone on my timeline built a web crawler this week most of them just scrape headlines a crawler is a bot that reads web pages for you i plugged mine into the setup i already had the crawler reads, Jev decides, my Grok bots trade Jev is the AI that answers every question yes or no, under a second, under a cent honestly the crawler alone is a toy, Jev is what turns reading into a trade a coin called CRAWL launched at 10pm at $46K, by 11pm it was $2.05M what the three of them did while i slept: → crawler went through 88 fresh coins, Jev kept one → 11pm crawler read 1,204 posts about the coin, Jev said real people, no farm → crawler walked 6,389 holders, Jev said dev wallet clean, tradable → 12:05am it dumped to $670K, crawler flagged it, Jev said buy, bots bought → 1:30am $2.81M, Jev said out, +$4,710 → 2:35am bought again at $1.97M, 3:45am out at $3.54M, +$1,610 not every call worked, a push at 4:50am faded and cost $285 holding the coin from 11pm made you 29% my bots made 145% on that chart, five green, one red i woke up at 7am to $12,161.37 $100 → $2,197.67 → $4,962.34 → $12,161.37 at second 3 the spider taps the $670K bottom i wrote up the whole chain, crawler to Jev to bots, it's below ↓ costs nothing bookmark this and check me tomorrow show this to the one friend whose crawler only scrapes headlines night 4 is tonight, does the crawler make Jev better or is $12,161 the top?
savip.4,579,476 Aufrufe • vor 21 Tagen
WTF, I TAUGHT MY CRAWLER TO KILL SCAM COINS, WENT TO SLEEP, AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS GOT MY $100 TO $17,608 BY NIGHT 4 1.2M of you watched my crawler trade yesterday last night i gave it a second job, kill the rugs before they reach Jev everyone else's crawler just reads, mine has a kill list now a rug is a coin built so the creator can dump it on you the crawler is a robot that scrolls the internet for me Jev is a tiny AI judge, it only says yes or no, faster than a blink, for under a cent crawler reads it, Jev judges it, my Grok bots buy and sell it the crawler's new job: it went through 81 brand new coins, stomped the fakes, dragged one survivor to Jev the survivor: HIGGS, nine hours old, $2.23M at 10pm, Jev said yes the night: → 10:35pm in at $1.97M, out at $2.29M, +$435 → 11:35pm a bounce faked us out, -$106 → 2:25am the coin hit $708K, holders down 68%, Jev said buy → 3:10am out at $899K, +$746 → 4:15am second bottom at $716K, crawler saw buyers return, Jev said yes → 5:50am sold $1.69M, +$4,404 holding it from 10pm lost you 24% my bots made 44.8% on the same coin while i slept honestly the stomping is what i'd pay for, most people lose money on coins they should've skipped $100 → $2,197 → $4,962 → $12,161 → $17,608 second 20, the spider stomps a rug i left the whole setup below ↓ free, steal it bookmark this before night 5 send this to the friend who buys every coin he's shilled would you hand a bot the kill switch on your coins, or do you still trust your own eyes?
savip.1,229,667 Aufrufe • vor 20 Tagen
OKAY THIS IS GETTING F*CKING INSANE, MY CRAWLER WRAPS SCAM COINS IN SILK WHILE I SLEEP AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS TOOK MY $100 TO $23,879 my crawler post hit 1.2M views on night 3, then half my timeline copied it so last night i taught mine three new moves the crawler = a bot that combs crypto Twitter for me all night Jev = an AI with two answers, yes and no, quicker than a blink, cheaper than a gumball spider reads, Jev rules, Grok bots click buy and sell the new moves: → radar, circles the top wallets, pings big sellers → cocoon, wraps a fake coin in silk, drops it → audit, zigzags over my balance, checks every fill the coin: HOOKI, 3 hours old, $460K at 10pm, Jev gave it a yes overnight: → 10:20pm first entry came too early, -$271 → 11:15pm it crashed to $150K, holders down 67% → 11:20pm buyers came back, Jev said buy at $366K → 11:55pm sold at $718K, +$2,008 → 1:45am night's bottom $279K, Jev said go, sold $558K, +$2,188 → 6:15am Jev said buy at $224K, out on the 6:50am close, +$750 → two smaller wins, +$1,910 anyone who bought HOOKI at 10pm and held woke up 40% poorer my bots finished up 35.6% trading that exact chart honestly i'd pay for the cocoon alone, the coins i skip save me more than the ones i buy night 1 $2,197, night 2 $4,962, night 3 $12,161, night 4 $17,608, night 5 $23,879 at 0:11 the spider wraps a scam coin and drops it bookmark it, night 6 is tonight all of it is below ↓ free send this to whoever copied the crawler first be honest, who picks better coins at 3am, you or a spider?
savip.634,821 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen
I HAVE BECOME F*CKING USELESS, SIX GROK BOTS TOOK $89 TO $12,010 WITHOUT ME they closed yesterday at $12,010.97. one rule when i handed it over: cover your own bill or i shut it down i did not pick one trade in that shift. here is the night as the log wrote it → 16:05 SCOUT flagged a contract four minutes old, holders climbing faster than volume, PRICE took the retrace → 18:05 RISK trimmed the whole position because the top ten holders stopped shrinking, $1,452.76 on one exit → 19:41 NEWS caught a deadline about to fail, EXEC faded it at 50c and settled at 94c → 20:14 three more books came off the same story in forty minutes, SIZE capped every ticket at 6% of the bank → 23:35 PRICE chased a top and gave back $182.75, RISK cut it in one candle → 05:17 RISK closed on the clock and not on the number, and left 89 lines i could audit 20 positions, 15 of them green. token side $2,451.38 on eight trades, prediction books $609.54 on twelve. profit $3,060.92, exactly 34.2% it is not a smarter model, it is a smaller job. one seat does one thing and hands it to the next what are you still doing by hand at 4am? they trade on Fomo, so do i when i cannot sit still. i took one position by hand yesterday and made $61 against their $2,451. same venue, join link: a $180,000 analyst seat does this work. six bots do it on a $300 token bill and a machine that never sleeps the article quoted below is the whole build, every seat and every threshold. bookmark it and copy the desk so what is your rule for closing a loser you still believe in?
savip.1,299,218 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
I can't stop f*cking laughing, I gave my Grok bots one order, beat yesterday's double or get shut down, I slept and they turned my $17,600 into $50,440 that's 2.87x in one night. yesterday they only doubled $8,506 all 5 coins came off one screen, fomo. my bots scan it all night same app, 10% off fees for life through my link: i gave Grok Grok Bot 5 desks, one bot team per coin each desk got a fifth of the bank. 10% sits in the coin all night, the rest trades only what passes 6 rules the night: → 7:40pm $17,600 → 8:45pm the pumpfun desk buys PANGEA at a $466K market cap → 9:35pm sells it at $2.37M, +410% in 50 minutes, bank $37,933 → 1:40am $43,379 → 5:30am $47,397 → 7:55am $50,440 the funny part, my Robinhood desk sold KIMCHIBULL at $1.68M, up 122% then it ran to $11.37M without us one rule says never buy in the middle of a rocket, so 6 bots sat there and watched a 6.8x honestly i still can't look at that chart i kept the 6 rules boring on purpose: 1. no pool under $40K 2. no coin with dead volume 3. no buying a chart that's already vertical 4. no coin where sells beat buys 2 to 1 5. 2 losses in a row and the bot is out 6. a post on X is research, never the trigger 2 coins lost almost half overnight, Kimchi -45% and BACKERS -46%. both desks still ended green 21 green trades, 10 red, worst loss -5.6% watch 0:02, the PANGEA chart goes vertical how i built this desk, prompts included, is in the article below ↓ free would you let your bot sit out a 6.8x because a rule said so? bookmark it for the night your bot sells too early
savip.48,550 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen
THIS IS F*CKING INSANE, A RACCOON COIN CRASHED 60% IN MY SLEEP AND MY CRAWLER CAUGHT IT IN A WEB, $100 TO $68,316 IN 10 NIGHTS night 10 of Jev + my Grok bots turning $100 into $100,000 tonight's coin was a raccoon. literally a photo of a raccoon, 5 hours old, $458K at 10pm a memecoin is basically a picture with a price on it, nothing else behind it i laughed when Jev picked it same coin, same night, two wallets: 10pm, a holder has $1,000, my bots have $60,472 12:40am, the holder has $398, my bots have $60,110 and start buying 1:05am, the holder has $558, my bots have $63,056 2:30am, the holder has $545, my bots have $65,269 6:30am, the holder has $576, my bots have $68,316 → 10:35pm bought $306K, sold +$1,509 → 12:05am a shelf broke, -$450 → 12:40am the bottom, +$2,539 → 2:20am +$2,248 in ten minutes → 3:45am +$1,564 → 5:20am +$1,406 for half an hour after midnight my bank was below where it started a raccoon beat me for 30 minutes, i slept through the whole fight honestly i'm more scared of that half hour than proud of any green number i woke up, opened the replay and went straight to 0:15, the raccoon drops from the ceiling of the screen and my crawler catches it in a silk web $100 → $2,197 → $23,879 → $68,316 $31,683 to go the exact setup costs nothing, i put the link and my Telegram below ↓ bookmark it, the morning a coin of yours is down 60% you'll need it somebody in your contacts still holds a coin from 2021, they need 0:15 before bed tonight 4 more nights or 3, what's your guess?
savip.178,498 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen
Backrooms fans are going to read this completely backwards this isn't an actor skipping homework it's probably the smartest way to play the character - the character should NOT know what the mould means - she should NOT understand the number 8 - she should NOT walk into that hallway with the wiki open in her brain the whole horror of the Backrooms is realizing the place has rules after you've already broken them Kane Parsons' version worked because it didn't feel like lore homework it felt like found footage from someone who slipped into the wrong room in reality and had no idea what was watching if the movie understands that, they might actually understand the assignment
savip.2,182,654 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
I CAN'T F*CKING SLEEP, MY GROK BOTS SKIPPED A 7X AND A SPACEX COIN THAT RUGGED 92%, AND STILL TURNED $22,418 INTO $48,506 OVERNIGHT yesterday i cashed out $40,000. the replies said luck, so i left my bots $22,418 this time i put them on a Bloomberg terminal clone, the $32,000 a year Wall Street screen Jev, the bot that picks the coin, chose startupSI. its fees pay an AI that builds a startup in public before midnight it went 4x, then 7x. my bots bought neither my spider's night: → 11:45pm bought the calm after the rockets, +$2,073 → 1:15am in $5.28M, out $6.47M, +$5,153 → 2:45am one red ticket, -$1,237 → 3:30am a coin named after SpaceX, Tesla and Boring launches at $171K → 4:05am $994K, almost 6x in 40 minutes, pool 43 minutes old, my bots say no → 5:10am one candle dumps it to $84K → 5:20am bought the floor, $4.58M → 6:20am sold $6.72M, +$12,323 → 7:50am last one, +$7,244 4 wins, 1 loss. the coin did +46% from our pick, my bots did 2.16x my spider reads one screen all night, fomo. it caught the SpaceX coin 8 minutes after launch. same screen, 10% off fees through mine: the 2 rules that did it: → never buy a coin mid-rocket, buy the calm after → a pool younger than an hour is a no honestly i'd have aped the SpaceX one at 4am myself. my Grok Grok Bot desk had to say no for me at 0:12 they say no, at 0:15 it dies, at 0:16 they buy the floor every prompt is in the article quoted below ↓ free bookmark this before you ape the next Elon coin which one would you have bought, the 7x or the SpaceX coin?
savip.61,778 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen
THIS IS F*CKING INSANE, I CASHED OUT $60,000 AND SLEPT, MY GROK BOTS SOLD A TRUMP COIN 90 MINUTES BEFORE IT CRASHED 78%, $1,873 IS NOW $8,977 in 3 nights Jev + my Grok bots turned $100 into $61,873 the replies said nobody ever cashes out, it's just numbers on a screen so yesterday i moved $60,000 to my bank and left them the change, $1,873 if they're actually good, the change is enough the coin: VeilTrump, a Trump meme coin, 1 day old, $866K at 1pm the night: → 1:35pm first trade made $45, i almost turned them off → 3:20pm the dip to $714K, bought, sold $1.71M an hour later, +$2,400 → 7:05pm $1.32M to $2.10M, +$2,615 → 10:30pm skipped a coin up 218% in 40 minutes, its pool got emptied at 11:30pm → 12:25am $1.27M to $1.42M, +$777 → 5:00am sold at $1.10M, then all cash the morning: → 6:30am the coin fell from $1.03M to $230K in 25 minutes → my bots had been out for 90 minutes $1,000 held in that coin is $265 my $1,873 is $8,977, 4.8x on a coin that lost 73% honestly i laughed at the 5am exit until i saw 6:30am at 0:09 my spider locks the $60,000 in a silk safe at 0:24 the coin falls off the screen, my bots already in cash $100 → $61,873 → $60,000 to my bank → $8,977 still working every prompt and the full bot setup are in the article i quoted below ↓ free they trade on one exchange, it's my first reply, sign up there and the bonus is yours bookmark this, one morning your coin drops 78% before you're up send it to the friend who never sells would you have cashed out the $60,000 or let it ride?
savip.90,539 Aufrufe • vor 8 Tagen
OKAY THIS IS GETTING F*CKING INSANE, A QUANTUM COIN CRASHED 55% WHILE I SLEPT AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS BOUGHT THE BOTTOM, MY $100 IS NOW $60,472 9 nights ago i gave my bots $100. now the goal is $100,000 tonight they crossed 60% of the way the coin: QUBIT, its address supposedly came out of an IBM quantum computer, one day old, $327K at 10pm everyone was buying the science story my crawler was reading the chart and the replies instead its new moves tonight: • a silk tornado sucking up 214 bot replies • a fishing line that pulled up an $84K whale buy • an x-ray lens that caught a dev hiding 38% of another coin • a net over 11 bots copying my trades • a lasso ripping out $2.1M of fake trades Until now i thought the quantum part was the story it wasn't. the story was 11:35pm, the coin down 55% from the open and nobody wanted it → 11:35pm bought $146K → 12:20am sold $373K, +$5,209 on one trade → 1:20am a floor broke, -$692 → 2:20am $188K to $270K, +$1,596 → 4:50am $191K to $269K, +$1,384 anyone holding since 10pm lost 27% of their money my bots made 15.3% on the same coin, the same night honestly i'll take a boring 15% over a quantum story every single night $100 → $2,197 → $23,879 → $60,472 $39,527 left to $100K, about 4 more nights like this i keep pausing at 0:06, the spider reels up a whale and my bots sell the top a second later my whole bot setup is free, it's below ↓ with my Telegram bookmark it, night 10 is tomorrow tag someone who bought QUBIT at $373K will it hit $100K before next weekend?
savip.154,680 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, I WITHDREW $75,796, GAVE MY GROK BOTS $100 AND A HEDGE FUND'S BRAIN, THEY MADE $4,236 WHILE I F*CKING SLEPT last run hit $75,796 in 11 nights, the replies said it only works in a hot market so i took it out and restarted at $100 with one upgrade QuantGPT, a terminal with 28 years of market data and backtests in seconds, now wired into my Grok bots a new bot, QUANT, reads it each morning and sets a dial from 0 to 1 for how hard we push the coin: HIRE, AI agents for hire, an hour old, bots in at $248K the night: → 2:50pm in at $248K, out at $1.76M, +$416 → 9:45pm the floor, $198K, out at $757K, +$1,197 → 1:55am they bought the top, -$138 → 3:35am the crawler found CATBOT, up 508% in 80 minutes → Jev read the dial, 0.75, too weak for today, skip → 4:10am its creator pulled the money, -99.6% → 7:55am back in, $368K to $765K, +$1,237 → 11:05am sold $1.09M before the slide, +$1,304 $1,000 just held since 2:50pm is $2,469 my bots did 42x on that exact chart while i slept honestly the 4:10am skip is my favorite trade, i would've bought that candle myself at 0:13 the spider spins a silk cross over it right before it dies yes, at 0:00 my spider rolls in as a ball, no idea why $100 → $4,236, night 1 every QUANT prompt, the dial and the backtests are in my article, quoted below ↓ free where my bots place orders: the first reply, with a sign-up bonus bookmark it, night 2 is tonight tag whoever in your group chat chases 500% candles would a dial stop you from buying a coin that just did 500%?
savip.120,942 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen
BRO, I SLEPT WHILE MY SPIDER WATCHED A $1.3M COIN HIT $5K IN 10 MINUTES, MY F*CKING GROK BOTS SKIPPED IT AND MADE $14,269 73K of you watched my bots cash out $60,000 yesterday the replies said lucky night, it won't happen twice so i left them the $8,977 and went to bed they picked a Trump meme coin born from a Polymarket post about a US Treasury official pushing Trump $1 coins it opened at $2.79M and bled 51% by morning my spider's night: → 3:25pm the afternoon low, $1.69M, my bots bought → 5:25pm sold at $2.50M, +$2,773 → 8:55pm the flush to $1.22M, bought again, +$1,994 by 9:25pm → 12:35am my spider flagged a new coin already up 93% → 12:55am my bots said no at the top → 1:05am someone emptied its pool, $1.31M to $5K → 1:35am my bots bought our coin at $1.08M → 5:35am sold at $1.63M, +$5,308, best of the night plus 3 smaller wins around those, 6 trades, all green lucky night number two, my $8,977 woke up as $23,246 honestly i'd rather buy the floor of a bleeding coin than touch one up 93% at midnight at 0:16 a red cross lands on the coin that went to zero at 0:18 my spider knocks over 5 rug coins like dominoes $100 → $61,873 → $60,000 safe in my bank → $23,246 back at work the whole setup and every prompt are in the article below ↓ free, i wrote it down the exchange my bots use is my first reply, your fees there drop 10% for life bookmark this, you'll want it the next time a coin bleeds all night tag the friend who bought that Trump coin would you let them run the $23,246 tonight or cash it out?
savip.77,431 Aufrufe • vor 7 Tagen
Obsession becoming a top 10 U.S. horror movie is crazy enough but the new details make it even funnier this whole horror phenomenon was held together with almost no money: - $750,000 budget - 20 day shoot - now $238M+ worldwide - top 10 highest grossing horror movie ever in the U.S. - the costume budget was only around $6,000 - they had to hunt down 12 identical purple flower dresses for Nikki’s blood scenes - Nikki’s wardrobe slowly stops feeling like her and starts looking like Bear’s fantasy - Bear’s oversized clothes were designed to make him look insecure and fake-normal - the One Wish Willow is already coming back in Anything But Ghosts - Curry Barker is now also attached to revive Texas Chainsaw for A24 they turned thrift store horror details into franchise language
savip.1,013,773 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
I CAN'T F*CKING BELIEVE THIS, I LET MY GROK BOTS TRADE 5 COINS AT ONCE WHILE I SLEPT, 4 OF THEM BLED ALL NIGHT AND THEY STILL DOUBLED MY $8,506 TO $17,600 last week Grok Grok Bot got Coinbase, Robinhood and eToro connectors. now it places the trades itself a hedge fund gives one trader one book. my bots got 5 desks, 5 teams and one rulebook no coin gets a dollar until it passes 6 rules: → top 10 wallets hold under 60% → the pool is older than 1 hour → never buy in the middle of a rocket → liquidity over $12K → 2 losses in a row and the bot is out → a post on X is research, never the trigger the night: → WEFT crashed 51%. my WEFT desk did +152% → startupSI dropped 42%. that desk did +156% → FTR fell 23%. that desk did +30% → UHI fell 13%. that desk did +335% → GTA6 was the only one up, +14%. that desk did +46% 10% of each desk sat in its coin all night, the rest traded the bounces → 8:00pm UHI desk buys at $359K, sells at $914K at 9:30pm, +$1,261 → 3:10am buys it again at $278K, out at $407K, +$1,286 22 winning trades, 14 losing ones, every loser cut before -8% at 0:06 the screen splits into 5 offices, Coinbase, Robinhood, eToro, pumpfun and fomo. at 0:23 it lands on UHI, the best desk honestly i didn't touch a trade. the rules did the work, an Elon post would've been my first buy the desk setup and every prompt are in the article quoted below ↓ free bookmark this before your bot places its first trade would you let a bot place trades on your Coinbase while you sleep?
savip.27,533 Aufrufe • vor 3 Tagen
🚨Oliver Tree is reportedly among 6 people killed after two helicopters collided over Rio de Janeiro the details are insane: > Sunday morning in Recreio dos Bandeirantes > 2 helicopters clipped each other mid-air > one crashed into an electric vehicle yard > around 20 cars caught fire > all 6 people on board were killed > Brazilian officials said foreign nationals were on one of the helicopters > Oliver was in Brazil during his world tour > the identities still need official confirmation if this is confirmed, it is one of the most unreal music tragedies in years a tour stop turning into a mid-air crash over Rio does not even sound real
savip983,167 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
DAMN, MY SPIDER CAUGHT A COIN CALLED HEYGROK RUGGING, MY GROK BOTS SAID F*CK NO, AND THIS MORNING I CASHED OUT $40,000 a coin with Grok in its name, and my Grok bots wouldn't touch it after day 4 the replies said do it twice and we'll believe it so yesterday i left my bots the $23,246 they had Jev picked Elon Coin at 2:55pm, right after it pumped $1.03M to $2.50M in 30 minutes my spider's night: → 4:15pm bought the first pullback, +$1,479 → 6:00pm a coin called HeyGrok launches at $77K → 6:15pm my bots buy ours at $1.41M → 7:10pm HeyGrok hits $1.73M, 10 wallets hold 88% of it, my bots say no → 8:20pm HeyGrok is worth $14K → 9:05pm sold ours at $2.93M, +$8,539 → 10:15pm $1.96M in, 11:05pm $3.45M out, +$8,138 → 5:50am bought the morning flush at $1.65M, sold $3.10M at 6:35am, +$13,621 plus 2 smaller wins, 6 trades, 0 losses the coin did +20% from where we picked it, my bots did 2.7x the rule that did it: never buy the first pump, buy the first pullback $23,246 woke up as $62,418, so i moved $40,000 to my bank $22,418 stays on the desk tonight, it's bot money, not my rent honestly i'd have aped HeyGrok at 7pm myself, my own bots had to say no for me at 0:06 HeyGrok gets crossed out in red at 0:23 my spider slams the safe on the $40,000 every prompt is in the article quoted below ↓ free my bots run on one exchange, link in my first reply, fees drop 10% forever bookmark this before you ape the next coin with a famous name tag whoever bought HeyGrok at 7pm should they keep running the $22,418 or do i pull it all?
savip.35,191 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen
HOLY SH*T, I GAVE MY GROK BOTS $100 AND ONE RULE, NO DATA NO TRADE, THEY SKIPPED A 509% COIN WHILE I SLEPT AND HIT $61,873 everyone says trading bots lose because they buy anything that moves so 3 days ago i reset mine to $100 and gave them one rule if Wall Street grade data says no, nobody trades day 3 ran on my cloned Bloomberg terminal the coin: Saindra, a 7 hour old meme coin the data said yes 6 times: → 2:10pm in at $216K, out at $689K after the breakout, +$16,424 → 5:30pm $361K to $559K, +$7,084 → 9:25pm the bottom of the day, $358K to $531K, +$8,413 → 12:05am $491K to $693K, +$8,596 → 2:15am a spike fooled them, -$1,891 → 4:15am $556K to $652K, +$4,124 the data said no once, honestly my favorite trade → 3:25pm DRV, up 509% in 4 hours → $760K changing hands every 5 minutes on a coin worth $148K → looks like one wallet trading with itself, so no → 3:45pm its creator emptied the pool, -99.6% → a normal bet there was $14,954, gone in 5 minutes $1,000 just held in the coin became $2,116 my bots got 3.5x while i slept at 0:02 my spider crosses out DRV, a second later it's dead at 0:04 it flies a kite, i have no clue why the rule works off the chart too, if you can't show the numbers, don't buy it $100 → $4,236 → $17,868 → $61,873 every prompt and all the data are in my article right below ↓ free their exchange is linked in my first reply, new sign-ups get bonus cash bookmark it for the next coin that pumps 500% send this to whoever buys anything green what would your one rule be?
savip.49,464 Aufrufe • vor 9 Tagen
HOLY F*CK, MY CRAWLER DUG A TRAPDOOR FOR SCAM DEVS WHILE I SLEPT, THE COIN FELL 37% AND JEV + MY GROK BOTS GOT MY $100 TO $52,437 night 3 got 3.4M views, so on night 8 i put my crawler on defense a scam dev = someone who launches a coin just to dump it on buyers my crawler = a spider bot reading coin chatter till sunrise Jev = a pocket AI with two words, yes and no, in under a second crawler spots, Jev rules, my Grok bots click three new moves: → trapdoor, hides under a lid, a scam dev walks over, gets pulled under → cloak, goes see-through, the bot that cuts in front of my buys looks past it → dome, weaves a silk shield, red dump arrows bounce off the coin: TWEETCRAFT, a game you post as a link on X, $1.98M at 10pm the night: → 10:25pm bought the flush at $1.65M, sold $2.18M, +$3,519 → 12:05am a $2.05M floor broke, -$1,346 → 2:15am one candle dumped it to $962K, bought $1.14M, sold $1.26M, +$1,269 → 4:20am sold a bounce at $1.38M, +$2,244 → 5:35am $1.18M to $1.37M in ten minutes, +$1,814 buy at 10pm, hold, and you're down 37% by breakfast my bots made 15.6% on that same chart honestly 15% looks tiny next to night 3, but when a coin loses a third i'll take it $100 → $2,197 → $17,608 → $52,437, 8 nights i spat my coffee at 0:04, the lid flips and a scam dev drops in how i wired it is below ↓ free bookmark this for the next time your coin bleeds send it to the friend who held a coin to zero would you trust a spider to guard your coins overnight?
savip.71,125 Aufrufe • vor 15 Tagen
WTF, I SLEPT AND MY CRAWLER BAITED THE MEV BOTS THAT FRONT-RUN ME WITH A FAKE $50K ORDER, JEV + MY GROK BOTS GREW $100 TO $45,376 night 7 of the $100 run, and i finally got the MEV bots back MEV bot = a bot that sees your buy and cuts in line to sell you the coin higher they take a bite out of every trade i make my setup: a crawler reads crypto Twitter, Jev picks yes or no, Grok bots click the bot log from last night: 1:43am crawler → hangs a fake $50K buy order on a thread 1:52am MEV bot → jumps on it 1:57am crawler → reels it in, MEV bot hooked 2:30am Jev → yes, real bottom, $268K 3:15am Grok bots → sold at $402K, +$4,514 i laughed out loud reading that at 7am honestly a bot that traps the bots that rob us is the fairest thing in crypto the coin vs my bank, same night: 10pm coin $370K, bank $34,096 12am coin $401K, bank $37,264 2am coin $316K, bank $39,585 4am coin $359K, bank $44,258 6:30am coin $301K, bank $45,376 the coin lost 18.7%, my bots made 33.1% trading it not every trade worked, a $400K floor broke at 12:25am and cost me $697 at 11:33pm it also swept 4 dead coins off my screen with a tiny broom 7 nights, $100 → $45,376, 454x i rewatched 0:11 ten times, that's the MEV bot biting bookmark it for the night a bot jumps your buy again the whole setup is below ↓ free forward it to whoever got sandwiched this week be honest, how much have MEV bots taken from you this year?
savip.71,057 Aufrufe • vor 16 Tagen
> be Ocarina of Time > launch on Nintendo 64 in 1998 > open with Link waking up in Kokiri Forest > make kids think they were just playing another Zelda > then send them into Hyrule Field for the first time > suddenly the world feels impossible big > Z-targeting changes 3D combat forever > Epona makes Hyrule feel alive > adult Link makes time feel real > Ganondorf becomes the villain every Zelda game is still chasing > Water Temple traumatizes an entire generation > 99 Metacritic > highest-rated game ever > 3DS remake sells 6M+ > Nintendo leaves it alone for 14 years > now Ocarina of Time is finally coming back the remake is not the risky part the risky part is touching the game that taught everyone what 3D adventure was supposed to be
savip.533,863 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten