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"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago." "But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." "I don't care who's consolidating their power."

"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago." "But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." "I don't care who's consolidating their power."

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"There's your giraffe, little girl." "I'm a boy." "That's the spirit. Never give up."

"There's your giraffe, little girl." "I'm a boy." "That's the spirit. Never give up."

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"Daddy? Daddy? Where are you, Dad--" "So, who wants a Preflight cookie? Fig Newtons? Hydrox?" "Daddy?" "Don't look at me! Don't look at me!"

"Daddy? Daddy? Where are you, Dad--" "So, who wants a Preflight cookie? Fig Newtons? Hydrox?" "Daddy?" "Don't look at me! Don't look at me!"

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"Bart! Have you started smoking?" "No." "Don't lie to me, boy. Uh-huh! Cigarettes. Just as I thought." "My boss said his warehouse was full." "Yeah, right. Son, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. I'm going to stand here and watch you smoke every one of those cigarettes."

"Bart! Have you started smoking?" "No." "Don't lie to me, boy. Uh-huh! Cigarettes. Just as I thought." "My boss said his warehouse was full." "Yeah, right. Son, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. I'm going to stand here and watch you smoke every one of those cigarettes."

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"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene." "What country is this car from?" "It no longer exists, but take her for a test-drive and you'll agree--zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev." "Put it in "H."

"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene." "What country is this car from?" "It no longer exists, but take her for a test-drive and you'll agree--zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev." "Put it in "H."

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Paraguayans when they play Germany #worldcup

Paraguayans when they play Germany #worldcup

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"See you in hell, candy boys!"

"See you in hell, candy boys!"

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"Boy, I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now." "No." "Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon."

"Boy, I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now." "No." "Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon."

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"You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly." "That's a good one." "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?" "No. I'd still prefer not."

"You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly." "That's a good one." "Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?" "No. I'd still prefer not."

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"You're letting me go?" "Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without." "So that's it after 20 years--so long, good luck?" "I don't recall saying good luck."

"You're letting me go?" "Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without." "So that's it after 20 years--so long, good luck?" "I don't recall saying good luck."

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Any red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love...the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

Any red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love...the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

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"Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have 10 minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube." "Y'ello. Mr. Burns's office." "Is it about my cube?"

"Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have 10 minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube." "Y'ello. Mr. Burns's office." "Is it about my cube?"

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"Sending your chick a valentine, huh?" "Yep." "Johnny? Johnny? Johnny!" "Cool! I broke his brain."

"Sending your chick a valentine, huh?" "Yep." "Johnny? Johnny? Johnny!" "Cool! I broke his brain."

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"Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?" "Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders." "He was a zombie?"

"Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?" "Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders." "He was a zombie?"

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"Wow! The March 8 newspaper!" "Cool! A book of carpet samples!" "Come on, new bike!" "Ohh. A soiled wig." "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."

"Wow! The March 8 newspaper!" "Cool! A book of carpet samples!" "Come on, new bike!" "Ohh. A soiled wig." "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."

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"Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in 10 years." "And how's the spacecraft doing?" "I don't know. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings."

"Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in 10 years." "And how's the spacecraft doing?" "I don't know. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings."

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"You can't take our donuts!" "Right. Anyone else want to be a hero?"

"You can't take our donuts!" "Right. Anyone else want to be a hero?"

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"Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble." "And a sloppy speller too. The preferred spelling of "Wiener" is w-i-e-n-e-r, although "e-i" is an acceptable ethnic variant." "Good point. Boys, let's see your hands."

"Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble." "And a sloppy speller too. The preferred spelling of "Wiener" is w-i-e-n-e-r, although "e-i" is an acceptable ethnic variant." "Good point. Boys, let's see your hands."

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"Wow! The March 8 newspaper!" "Cool! A book of carpet samples!" "Come on, new bike! Ohh. A soiled wig." "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year."

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"Wow! The March 8 newspaper!" "Cool! A book of carpet samples!" "Come on, new bike! Ohh. A soiled wig." "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year."

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"How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees... and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" "Huh? D'oh! Stupid poetic justice!" "Actually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip." "Heh-heh! You don't have a son."

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"Hey, Maude! Look who's helping me clean the chimney." "Hey. Not now." "Neddie? Where have you been?" "Hi, Maude. Diddly. I've been having fun with my pal Homer. Diddly." "Oh, I'm so relieved. Whenever you go on one of your late-night fog walks, I get so worried." "Relax! I'm fine. But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies." "Well, come on down, you goofy roofy." "Wow. It sure is slippery up here." "My pies are done." "Oh, she missed it."

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