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Lana being dragged across the stage and sneaking in a quick vape? I’ve parted with hundreds for this. Lana, Lana Del Rey-our paths better not cross in this lifetime.

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Lana being dragged across the stage and sneaking in a quick vape? I’ve parted with hundreds for this. Lana, Lana Del Rey-our paths better not cross in this lifetime.

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Cackling at whatever this is. The way the AI Victoria shimmy’s across the dancefloor in a hypnotic fashion. It’s all very Ryan Murphy productions

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Cackling at whatever this is. The way the AI Victoria shimmy’s across the dancefloor in a hypnotic fashion. It’s all very Ryan Murphy productions

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Phillip Schofield using Caroline Flack’s name as a last resort is a low blow even for him

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Phillip Schofield using Caroline Flack’s name as a last resort is a low blow even for him

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Her honesty is truly admirable

Her honesty is truly admirable

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Her name ain’t Judith Bernstein, I should know, I’m her stepmuvva. And she’s about as JEWISH as a BACON SANDWIDGE

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Her name ain’t Judith Bernstein, I should know, I’m her stepmuvva. And she’s about as JEWISH as a BACON SANDWIDGE

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No one: Lorde on the remix:

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No one: Lorde on the remix:

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Why does Cilla look like she’s doing reverse cow girl here

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Why does Cilla look like she’s doing reverse cow girl here

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I can’t stop thinking about DJ Patsy hitting the lights

I can’t stop thinking about DJ Patsy hitting the lights

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The only good moment from Corrie’s 60+ years

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The only good moment from Corrie’s 60+ years

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Today Princess Diana’s time capsule from 34 years has been opened and she’d put a Kylie Minogue CD inside. Oh Di we miss you so much.

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Today Princess Diana’s time capsule from 34 years has been opened and she’d put a Kylie Minogue CD inside. Oh Di we miss you so much.

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CALL THE MIDWIFE HAS BEEN AXED!!!!!!!!!

CALL THE MIDWIFE HAS BEEN AXED!!!!!!!!!

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Mariah Carey is so good with her fans. This is so cute

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Mariah Carey is so good with her fans. This is so cute

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Victoria Beckham cooking up her PR revenge plan against Brooklyn:

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Victoria Beckham cooking up her PR revenge plan against Brooklyn:

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This iconic episode of Eastenders is currently airing in the UK for the first time in 18 years. Mad May was so kind

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This iconic episode of Eastenders is currently airing in the UK for the first time in 18 years. Mad May was so kind

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Why am I so obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury being King Charles spokesperson

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Why am I so obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury being King Charles spokesperson

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Shirl in the wild!

Shirl in the wild!

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Take me back to simpler times please

Take me back to simpler times please

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I want someone to pass away in the Big Brother house

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I want someone to pass away in the Big Brother house

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This is mental illness
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This is mental illness

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The fact it’s 17 years ago since Max and Stacey’s iconic affair reveal. It feels 2 days ago. Eastenders always leaves the nation gagged at Christmas
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The fact it’s 17 years ago since Max and Stacey’s iconic affair reveal. It feels 2 days ago. Eastenders always leaves the nation gagged at Christmas

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3,904,058 views • 1 year ago

I love how in Wicked, Elphaba wants to save all the animals but in The Wizard Of Oz she wants to drown our Toto. Bipolar Queen
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I love how in Wicked, Elphaba wants to save all the animals but in The Wizard Of Oz she wants to drown our Toto. Bipolar Queen

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2,131,691 views • 1 year ago

I feel people don’t talk about Cher Lloyd’s interpretation of Viva La Vida enough.
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I feel people don’t talk about Cher Lloyd’s interpretation of Viva La Vida enough.

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2,453,678 views • 1 year ago

I can’t stop crying at the abysmal Cahleen Nolan absolutely murdering ‘Somewhere’ (of West Side Story fame) as the odious Myleene Klass plays the piano. Absolutely fucking abysmal on every level but by Christ we need a laugh in these times
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I can’t stop crying at the abysmal Cahleen Nolan absolutely murdering ‘Somewhere’ (of West Side Story fame) as the odious Myleene Klass plays the piano. Absolutely fucking abysmal on every level but by Christ we need a laugh in these times

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877,586 views • 7 months ago

What the fucking hell, excuse me, is going on in Coronation Street!?!? I’m cackling
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What the fucking hell, excuse me, is going on in Coronation Street!?!? I’m cackling

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1,570,360 views • 1 year ago

This Morn is so evil but I can’t stop watching this. Obsessed with Alison saying “babes I’m so sorry”
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This Morn is so evil but I can’t stop watching this. Obsessed with Alison saying “babes I’m so sorry”

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2,207,855 views • 2 years ago

I’m so obsessed with Katie Price returning to the studio. I just know Whitney is smiling down and guiding her. This is real raw talent
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I’m so obsessed with Katie Price returning to the studio. I just know Whitney is smiling down and guiding her. This is real raw talent

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1,333,324 views • 1 year ago

Someone give Phillip Schofield an Oscar!
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Someone give Phillip Schofield an Oscar!

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2,741,512 views • 3 years ago

I physically cannot cope with this
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I physically cannot cope with this

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2,261,532 views • 2 years ago

This is how Madame Morrible should’ve said it in the film, it fell so flat. Madame Woodburn❤️
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This is how Madame Morrible should’ve said it in the film, it fell so flat. Madame Woodburn❤️

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407,058 views • 6 months ago

I honestly haven’t been able to stop thinking about this all week
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I honestly haven’t been able to stop thinking about this all week

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524,491 views • 9 months ago

Lorraine Kelly, it’s over
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Lorraine Kelly, it’s over

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595,783 views • 11 months ago

I can’t cope with this. Our heartbroken Katie Price singing Get Here If You Can and using her iconic vibrato and growls to emphasise her pain. Please someone bring him home for our Pricey💔
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I can’t cope with this. Our heartbroken Katie Price singing Get Here If You Can and using her iconic vibrato and growls to emphasise her pain. Please someone bring him home for our Pricey💔

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20,746 views • 11 days ago

Cilla was such a menace to society
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Cilla was such a menace to society

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1,210,393 views • 2 years ago

Absolutely obsessed with this
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Absolutely obsessed with this

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826,399 views • 1 year ago

This should be broadcast in Piccadilly Circus
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This should be broadcast in Piccadilly Circus

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413,218 views • 11 months ago

RIP Paul Danan
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RIP Paul Danan

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543,437 views • 1 year ago

Alright enough. Denise XCX needs to be stopped
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Alright enough. Denise XCX needs to be stopped

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218,041 views • 6 months ago

I have discovered the most beautiful singing voice I have ever heard, from a soul singer in New York called “Luann”. Her voice gives me goosebumps, she reminds me of a young Mariah. Real music, raw talent.
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I have discovered the most beautiful singing voice I have ever heard, from a soul singer in New York called “Luann”. Her voice gives me goosebumps, she reminds me of a young Mariah. Real music, raw talent.

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150,545 views • 4 months ago