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Lana being dragged across the stage and sneaking in a quick vape? I’ve parted with hundreds for this. Lana, Lana Del Rey-our paths better not cross in this lifetime.

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Lana being dragged across the stage and sneaking in a quick vape? I’ve parted with hundreds for this. Lana, Lana Del Rey-our paths better not cross in this lifetime.

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Cackling at whatever this is. The way the AI Victoria shimmy’s across the dancefloor in a hypnotic fashion. It’s all very Ryan Murphy productions

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Cackling at whatever this is. The way the AI Victoria shimmy’s across the dancefloor in a hypnotic fashion. It’s all very Ryan Murphy productions

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Phillip Schofield using Caroline Flack’s name as a last resort is a low blow even for him

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Phillip Schofield using Caroline Flack’s name as a last resort is a low blow even for him

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Her honesty is truly admirable

Her honesty is truly admirable

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Her name ain’t Judith Bernstein, I should know, I’m her stepmuvva. And she’s about as JEWISH as a BACON SANDWIDGE

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Her name ain’t Judith Bernstein, I should know, I’m her stepmuvva. And she’s about as JEWISH as a BACON SANDWIDGE

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No one: Lorde on the remix:

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No one: Lorde on the remix:

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Why does Cilla look like she’s doing reverse cow girl here

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Why does Cilla look like she’s doing reverse cow girl here

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I can’t stop thinking about DJ Patsy hitting the lights

I can’t stop thinking about DJ Patsy hitting the lights

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The only good moment from Corrie’s 60+ years

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The only good moment from Corrie’s 60+ years

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Today Princess Diana’s time capsule from 34 years has been opened and she’d put a Kylie Minogue CD inside. Oh Di we miss you so much.

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Today Princess Diana’s time capsule from 34 years has been opened and she’d put a Kylie Minogue CD inside. Oh Di we miss you so much.

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CALL THE MIDWIFE HAS BEEN AXED!!!!!!!!!

CALL THE MIDWIFE HAS BEEN AXED!!!!!!!!!

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Mariah Carey is so good with her fans. This is so cute

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Mariah Carey is so good with her fans. This is so cute

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Victoria Beckham cooking up her PR revenge plan against Brooklyn:

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Victoria Beckham cooking up her PR revenge plan against Brooklyn:

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This iconic episode of Eastenders is currently airing in the UK for the first time in 18 years. Mad May was so kind

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This iconic episode of Eastenders is currently airing in the UK for the first time in 18 years. Mad May was so kind

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Why am I so obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury being King Charles spokesperson

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Why am I so obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury being King Charles spokesperson

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Shirl in the wild!

Shirl in the wild!

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Take me back to simpler times please

Take me back to simpler times please

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I want someone to pass away in the Big Brother house

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I want someone to pass away in the Big Brother house

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This is mental illness
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This is mental illness

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I love how in Wicked, Elphaba wants to save all the animals but in The Wizard Of Oz she wants to drown our Toto. Bipolar Queen
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I feel people don’t talk about Cher Lloyd’s interpretation of Viva La Vida enough.
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What the fucking hell, excuse me, is going on in Coronation Street!?!? I’m cackling
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This Morn is so evil but I can’t stop watching this. Obsessed with Alison saying “babes I’m so sorry”
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I’m so obsessed with Katie Price returning to the studio. I just know Whitney is smiling down and guiding her. This is real raw talent
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Someone give Phillip Schofield an Oscar!
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I physically cannot cope with this
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I physically cannot cope with this

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This is how Madame Morrible should’ve said it in the film, it fell so flat. Madame Woodburn❤️
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I honestly haven’t been able to stop thinking about this all week
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Lorraine Kelly, it’s over
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Lorraine Kelly, it’s over

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Cilla was such a menace to society
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Cilla was such a menace to society

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Absolutely obsessed with this
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Absolutely obsessed with this

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This should be broadcast in Piccadilly Circus
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RIP Paul Danan
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RIP Paul Danan

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Alright enough. Denise XCX needs to be stopped
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