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simon yemane

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🇸🇪 🇪🇷writer & director of stuff on the tele. No blue check and I don’t want to sell you anything. 21.05.25 🏆 COYS🤍

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My conspiracy theory is that THIS was the moment Levy decided to sack Ange. You can see the disdain in his eyes. “If not even winning a trophy can make the fans to love me, then I might as well sh*t all over their joy!” 😭

My conspiracy theory is that THIS was the moment Levy decided to sack Ange. You can see the disdain in his eyes. “If not even winning a trophy can make the fans to love me, then I might as well sh*t all over their joy!” 😭

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Never clocked Bentancur moving out of the way of the shot😭

Never clocked Bentancur moving out of the way of the shot😭

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Bergvalls football brain isn’t normal😭

Bergvalls football brain isn’t normal😭

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Both had outrageous performances, yet they're still pushing each other to be better—holding each other accountable and demanding more🔥

Both had outrageous performances, yet they're still pushing each other to be better—holding each other accountable and demanding more🔥

156,600 views

When I die I’ll tell my kids this was the greatest thing I ever saw😭

When I die I’ll tell my kids this was the greatest thing I ever saw😭

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Joelinton continues to prove he’s the nastiest player in the Premier League. Porro hasn’t forgotten last time around.

Joelinton continues to prove he’s the nastiest player in the Premier League. Porro hasn’t forgotten last time around.

1,330,132 views • 10 months ago

Richarlisons move here is beautiful. It truly looks like he’s back 😍

Richarlisons move here is beautiful. It truly looks like he’s back 😍

635,264 views • 1 year ago

Bro, I’m telling you, this guy can do anything and everything we need in midfield. Ridiculously good signing🔥

Bro, I’m telling you, this guy can do anything and everything we need in midfield. Ridiculously good signing🔥

89,988 views • 2 months ago

I think about this assist on the regular. Insane😭

I think about this assist on the regular. Insane😭

652,755 views • 2 years ago

Never heard of him before today but here he is: Kota Takai 🇯🇵 Welcome to Spurs🤍

Never heard of him before today but here he is: Kota Takai 🇯🇵 Welcome to Spurs🤍

260,774 views • 1 year ago

While many fans criticize the squad's quality, I see it as the strongest it's been in many years. Yes, we lack 2-3 experienced, elite players but we finally have a group of young players that I truly believe in for the long term. Tel is a prime example.

While many fans criticize the squad's quality, I see it as the strongest it's been in many years. Yes, we lack 2-3 experienced, elite players but we finally have a group of young players that I truly believe in for the long term. Tel is a prime example.

88,804 views • 8 months ago

This is the part of Romero’s game most Spurs fans underestimate. Nobody in this squad offers anything near in terms of line breaking passes. He makes a team click. He’s a unique CB profile in world football. We should count ourselves lucky to have him.

146,015 views • 1 year ago

Son Heung-Min is genuinely the purest soul I’ve seen in all of sports.

Son Heung-Min is genuinely the purest soul I’ve seen in all of sports.

64,928 views • 1 year ago

I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOR THE RESR OF MY LIFE! 17 YEARS OF PAIN IS FINALLY OVER🤍

I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOR THE RESR OF MY LIFE! 17 YEARS OF PAIN IS FINALLY OVER🤍

40,449 views • 1 year ago

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