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simon yemane

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🇸🇪 🇪🇷writer & director of stuff on the tele. I mostly psychoanalyze my silly club Spurs on here. 21.05.25 🏆@ScarfeySpurTalk regular🫡

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My conspiracy theory is that THIS was the moment Levy decided to sack Ange. You can see the disdain in his eyes. “If not even winning a trophy can make the fans to love me, then I might as well sh*t all over their joy!” 😭

My conspiracy theory is that THIS was the moment Levy decided to sack Ange. You can see the disdain in his eyes. “If not even winning a trophy can make the fans to love me, then I might as well sh*t all over their joy!” 😭

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Never clocked Bentancur moving out of the way of the shot😭

Never clocked Bentancur moving out of the way of the shot😭

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Bergvalls football brain isn’t normal😭

Bergvalls football brain isn’t normal😭

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Both had outrageous performances, yet they're still pushing each other to be better—holding each other accountable and demanding more🔥

Both had outrageous performances, yet they're still pushing each other to be better—holding each other accountable and demanding more🔥

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When I die I’ll tell my kids this was the greatest thing I ever saw😭

When I die I’ll tell my kids this was the greatest thing I ever saw😭

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We should have known. He’s not trying “fight” our players here. He touched our shirt and something deep inside him woke up. An instinctive and desperate wish to come “home”. To be among your own level of talent. Kind of a nice moment actually🥹🤍

We should have known. He’s not trying “fight” our players here. He touched our shirt and something deep inside him woke up. An instinctive and desperate wish to come “home”. To be among your own level of talent. Kind of a nice moment actually🥹🤍

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Our players are not serious people💀

Our players are not serious people💀

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Joelinton continues to prove he’s the nastiest player in the Premier League. Porro hasn’t forgotten last time around.

Joelinton continues to prove he’s the nastiest player in the Premier League. Porro hasn’t forgotten last time around.

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Bro, I’m telling you, this guy can do anything and everything we need in midfield. Ridiculously good signing🔥

Bro, I’m telling you, this guy can do anything and everything we need in midfield. Ridiculously good signing🔥

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Richarlisons move here is beautiful. It truly looks like he’s back 😍

Richarlisons move here is beautiful. It truly looks like he’s back 😍

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I think about this assist on the regular. Insane😭

I think about this assist on the regular. Insane😭

652,751 次观看 • 1 年前

I find his personality fascinating

I find his personality fascinating

247,458 次观看 • 11 个月前

Never heard of him before today but here he is: Kota Takai 🇯🇵 Welcome to Spurs🤍

Never heard of him before today but here he is: Kota Takai 🇯🇵 Welcome to Spurs🤍

260,548 次观看 • 1 年前

While many fans criticize the squad's quality, I see it as the strongest it's been in many years. Yes, we lack 2-3 experienced, elite players but we finally have a group of young players that I truly believe in for the long term. Tel is a prime example.

While many fans criticize the squad's quality, I see it as the strongest it's been in many years. Yes, we lack 2-3 experienced, elite players but we finally have a group of young players that I truly believe in for the long term. Tel is a prime example.

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This is the part of Romero’s game most Spurs fans underestimate. Nobody in this squad offers anything near in terms of line breaking passes. He makes a team click. He’s a unique CB profile in world football. We should count ourselves lucky to have him.

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Son Heung-Min is genuinely the purest soul I’ve seen in all of sports.

Son Heung-Min is genuinely the purest soul I’ve seen in all of sports.

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I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOR THE RESR OF MY LIFE! 17 YEARS OF PAIN IS FINALLY OVER🤍

I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOR THE RESR OF MY LIFE! 17 YEARS OF PAIN IS FINALLY OVER🤍

40,449 次观看 • 1 年前

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