SirKazam {blu tik}

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Satirist, Bigotry Slayer, MontyPython & Mad Magazine fan. No Politician is worth worshipping. स्वयमेव जयते । Likes&Retweets≠Endorsement.

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If you are facing any problems in India, please watch Dhurandhar. 🙏

2 clips from the same event. 1st by an international cameraman, 2nd by ANI ANI is instructed to never show the teleprompter. They posted 10+ long clips from this event in France &amp; all show the same angle This is how insecure &amp; desperate they are to project him as a great orator

This man’s vanity has no bounds Entire background needs to be cleared of people for his solo photoshoots. And multiple cameras to show him walking from different angles! Allegedly he is inspecting the road 😅

Wknd🧵- DipLowMessy Lessons Top 25 diplomacy lessons from the VishwaGorilla of KhiKhiKhi, ForcedHugs &amp; HandGrabs: 1/25 The irresistible charmer (with a joke &amp; KhiKhiKhi) doesn’t leave her hand for a long time (unlike useless Putin with a brief handshake &amp; no personal connect)

One video has been leaked with audio Enjoy and decipher 😅😅😅

Wknd🧵-PhotoJeevi Emperor As we watch grand photoshoot of meditation PR extravaganza, PhotoJeevi emperor is a master stroker, but all photoshoots aren’t always a success, here are some fails: 1/20 Subtle signal by emperor and a person blocking camera is pulled back magically

Modi: In my childhood, I visited Kolkata for the 1st time &amp; wanted to see Metro Only 1 problem: Kolkata Metro started in 1984 when Modi was already 34 yrs old. Kabhi dekha hai 34 saal ka baccha

Listen to CM Modi Ji and don’t let any jumlebaaz fool you with promises of development in 2047 or beyond

Things you learn from tenure as BJP President - How quickly to remove yourself from the camera frame 😅😅 Check out Nadda Ji’s speedy action!

When it comes to him &amp; the camera even God statue isn’t allowed to disturb

So he got himself photographed waving to a fighter pilot taking off from a aircraft career!!! Vanity🔥 😅😅😅 Wonder if pilot waved back or if he is an anti national ignoring the emperor!

Prediction: AI will take away all Jobs Our Youth: Hold my sword. 😅

Now a days Modi’s PR teams only release his photos &amp; slow mo videos but no audio from his foreign trips Because earlier they made the mistake and this happened 👇😅

A fictional representation of how Modi went to meet Trump and what Trump did to him 🤣😂😅

Wknd🧵-Puarana Rishta Modi Ji’s tales of Purana Rishta are legendary &amp; listing them all would require a 56 volume book. Here is a sample list: 1/20 Let’s start on a holy note where Modi Ji talks about his Rishta with Bhagwan Buddha! (don’t miss this Rishta being bahut soookhad)

Chacha Unicorn Prasad, Professor emeritus at Galgotia University explaining what’s a Unicorn start up. One Billion Dollar Revenue 😅

This was the historic phamus video which led to the policy of releasing future videos without audio!😅enjoy!

If you are worried about logic &amp; trivialization of Hindu religion, this woman (an absolute con &amp; a clown) known as Radhe Ma still continues to draw large followers. 🤦🏻‍♂️😞

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The body language analysis: Looks hassled &amp; very unhappy Can’t put his own seat belt Doesn’t thank person who helped Doesn’t return Namaste with Namaste Poor Nitin waits till end for one more look, smile or bye. None The expressions suggest as if he was there to attend a funeral

This is how Atal Ji warned us about him

This is so nice 🤣😂😅

The optics Release a (muted) video where he is sermonizing everyone. Hand gestures &amp; all. Everyone looking at him with awe &amp; dedication. No one else shown saying anything, like in front of God Objective of the optics: he is in control, he is the smartest, he is working v hard

Once upon a time he gave an acting masterclass at Meta Headquarters. Time for Meta to return the favor 😅

Wknd 🧵- Journalistic(sic) Gems 20 of my favorite moments from Indian TV news, that symbolize why we are where we are. Big thanks to my friend Ravi for the curation! 1/20 Let’s start with something soothing, with who else but Arnab

Watch the longer video. Here’s what happened: SCRIPT was to look natural observing a wall mural as Modi gives gyan to Merz. Actor Modi got in to the act but Merz is not used to such scripted shoots so he seems lost (in spite of Modi’s attempts to ‘direct’ Merz to look natural)😅

Is Trump really talking with Iran as he claims? Trump is perhaps a follower of Nityananda and following this 👇

AI will cause no job losses at RSS Because artificial intelligence is no threat to natural stupidity

Every time you see Aranab on TV, don’t forget this clip that defines him for eternity

It’s election time again 2 superstars, 2 important messages Vote carefully, Jai Hind

So when Modi was living on Bhiksha, he generally got interested in French culture! The lies aside, this is why I call him an insecure, attention seeking buffoon Also watch another PM talking (in French) about India-France relationship without any boastful khi khi khi khi

Very important Entire Biology lesson 😅

Wknd 🧵- The Great Orator As Bhakts fall over each other to defend Modi Ji’s District Capital gaffe, they pretend as if this was the first time Modi Ji fumbled The Great Orator has a great track record of fumbles &amp; buffoonery 1/24 Let’s start with The famous M R S Srisena

Wrong! Fact is, Modi Ji has faced many tough questions. Here is a small sample list….

As per Sr. Journalist(sic) Chitra Tripathi this Clown Conman wasn’t born with a silver spoon but developed all this Kabliyat on his own

2 clips from the same event. 1st by an international cameraman, 2nd by ANI ANI is instructed to never show the teleprompter. They posted 10+ long clips from this event in France & all show the same angle This is how insecure & desperate they are to project him as a great orator

Wknd🧵- DipLowMessy Lessons Top 25 diplomacy lessons from the VishwaGorilla of KhiKhiKhi, ForcedHugs & HandGrabs: 1/25 The irresistible charmer (with a joke & KhiKhiKhi) doesn’t leave her hand for a long time (unlike useless Putin with a brief handshake & no personal connect)

Modi: In my childhood, I visited Kolkata for the 1st time & wanted to see Metro Only 1 problem: Kolkata Metro started in 1984 when Modi was already 34 yrs old. Kabhi dekha hai 34 saal ka baccha

When it comes to him & the camera even God statue isn’t allowed to disturb

Now a days Modi’s PR teams only release his photos & slow mo videos but no audio from his foreign trips Because earlier they made the mistake and this happened 👇😅

Wknd🧵-Puarana Rishta Modi Ji’s tales of Purana Rishta are legendary & listing them all would require a 56 volume book. Here is a sample list: 1/20 Let’s start on a holy note where Modi Ji talks about his Rishta with Bhagwan Buddha! (don’t miss this Rishta being bahut soookhad)

If you are worried about logic & trivialization of Hindu religion, this woman (an absolute con & a clown) known as Radhe Ma still continues to draw large followers. 🤦🏻‍♂️😞

The body language analysis: Looks hassled & very unhappy Can’t put his own seat belt Doesn’t thank person who helped Doesn’t return Namaste with Namaste Poor Nitin waits till end for one more look, smile or bye. None The expressions suggest as if he was there to attend a funeral

The optics Release a (muted) video where he is sermonizing everyone. Hand gestures & all. Everyone looking at him with awe & dedication. No one else shown saying anything, like in front of God Objective of the optics: he is in control, he is the smartest, he is working v hard

Wknd 🧵- The Great Orator As Bhakts fall over each other to defend Modi Ji’s District Capital gaffe, they pretend as if this was the first time Modi Ji fumbled The Great Orator has a great track record of fumbles & buffoonery 1/24 Let’s start with The famous M R S Srisena