SirKazam {blu tik}

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Satirist, Bigotry Slayer, MontyPython & Mad Magazine fan. No Politician is worth worshipping. स्वयमेव जयते । Likes&Retweets≠Endorsement.

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If you are worried about logic &amp; trivialization of Hindu religion, this woman (an absolute con &amp; a clown) known as Radhe Ma still continues to draw large followers. 🤦🏻‍♂️😞

This man’s vanity has no bounds Entire background needs to be cleared of people for his solo photoshoots. And multiple cameras to show him walking from different angles! Allegedly he is inspecting the road 😅

Modi: In my childhood, I visited Kolkata for the 1st time &amp; wanted to see Metro Only 1 problem: Kolkata Metro started in 1984 when Modi was already 34 yrs old. Kabhi dekha hai 34 saal ka baccha

Things you learn from tenure as BJP President - How quickly to remove yourself from the camera frame 😅😅 Check out Nadda Ji’s speedy action!

When it comes to him &amp; the camera even God statue isn’t allowed to disturb

One video has been leaked with audio Enjoy and decipher 😅😅😅

Wknd🧵-PhotoJeevi Emperor As we watch grand photoshoot of meditation PR extravaganza, PhotoJeevi emperor is a master stroker, but all photoshoots aren’t always a success, here are some fails: 1/20 Subtle signal by emperor and a person blocking camera is pulled back magically

So he got himself photographed waving to a fighter pilot taking off from a aircraft career!!! Vanity🔥 😅😅😅 Wonder if pilot waved back or if he is an anti national ignoring the emperor!

Here is video of the biggest Dam (built after 2014 by Engineers from Jio Institute of Eminence in Dholera), moments before Modi G turned off the valve to stop water supply to Pakistan!

Now a days Modi’s PR teams only release his photos &amp; slow mo videos but no audio from his foreign trips Because earlier they made the mistake and this happened 👇😅

Chacha Unicorn Prasad, Professor emeritus at Galgotia University explaining what’s a Unicorn start up. One Billion Dollar Revenue 😅

A fictional representation of how Modi went to meet Trump and what Trump did to him 🤣😂😅

Wknd🧵-Puarana Rishta Modi Ji’s tales of Purana Rishta are legendary &amp; listing them all would require a 56 volume book. Here is a sample list: 1/20 Let’s start on a holy note where Modi Ji talks about his Rishta with Bhagwan Buddha! (don’t miss this Rishta being bahut soookhad)

what’s stopping you from doing this!

56 inch at every global summit photoshoot

This was the historic phamus video which led to the policy of releasing future videos without audio!😅enjoy!

Lo Batao! Oh my God moment! 😅😅 (When Teleprompter has a lag)

Rekha Gupta, BJP’s archer in chief Photo Op: 100%, Ability: Jingoism

Watch both videos Then &amp; Now. Jai Shri Modi 🫡 😅

How to apply invisible Tilak with Desh Ki Mitti without spoiling Videsh ka Makeup A man ashamed of letting Desh ki Maati spoil his glowing skin, on the job with his 24/7 shameless nautanki!

Videos

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The optics Release a (muted) video where he is sermonizing everyone. Hand gestures &amp; all. Everyone looking at him with awe &amp; dedication. No one else shown saying anything, like in front of God Objective of the optics: he is in control, he is the smartest, he is working v hard

Wknd🧵-Modi not scared of Questions Haters say Modi Ji doesn’t take questions. This thread busts those anti national liars (Repost &amp; share before Soros blocks it) 1/24 Modi Ji taking tough questions about his opponents. “Itna confidence, labrej confidence &amp; no nervousness? How!

I will totally pay to get audio of this😅

Is Trump really talking with Iran as he claims? Trump is perhaps a follower of Nityananda and following this 👇

Soros agents &amp; Modi haters are spreading lies that Modi doesn’t take questions from media. Foreign journalists just don’t know what kind of questions Modi Ji likes. They should learn from this👇

T Raja Singh, new MLA, rising BJP star, darling of RW coterie, showing here what Modi’s brand of politics stands for- uncouth, abusive, arrogant, hate monger &amp; parivaarvad on the sly Modi fans should make their kids watch this to take inspiration We are heading to an abyss 😞

Watch the longer video. Here’s what happened: SCRIPT was to look natural observing a wall mural as Modi gives gyan to Merz. Actor Modi got in to the act but Merz is not used to such scripted shoots so he seems lost (in spite of Modi’s attempts to ‘direct’ Merz to look natural)😅

He shared his own video of entering the temple. “Apun hi Bhagwan hai” vibe

Wknd 🧵- Journalistic(sic) Gems 20 of my favorite moments from Indian TV news, that symbolize why we are where we are. Big thanks to my friend Ravi for the curation! 1/20 Let’s start with something soothing, with who else but Arnab

On the occasion of #NationalUnemploymentDay , starting 7 AM, I will be posting one inspiring Modi video every hour Here is 1/n Modi Ji is Sickular (as Bhakts call it) (The man you see today talking about Mujra, puncture, kapdo se pehchan is Soros in disguise)

BJP is rightly reminding us how Congress can never be trusted because they offered support to TVK All parties should learn from Modi Ji &amp; Naidu Ji how to join hands after openly abusing each other 😅

Very important Entire Biology lesson 😅

I was avoiding to share this video but these RW zombies leave me no choice. I’ve already said arresting anyone for SM posts is not right but this is the woman RW loonies are comparing to Maa Durga! 🤦🏻‍♂️😡😡😡 Caution: abusive language

It’s election time again 2 superstars, 2 important messages Vote carefully, Jai Hind

So when Modi was living on Bhiksha, he generally got interested in French culture! The lies aside, this is why I call him an insecure, attention seeking buffoon Also watch another PM talking (in French) about India-France relationship without any boastful khi khi khi khi

Wknd 🧵- The Great Orator As Bhakts fall over each other to defend Modi Ji’s District Capital gaffe, they pretend as if this was the first time Modi Ji fumbled The Great Orator has a great track record of fumbles &amp; buffoonery 1/24 Let’s start with The famous M R S Srisena

As per Sr. Journalist(sic) Chitra Tripathi this Clown Conman wasn’t born with a silver spoon but developed all this Kabliyat on his own

In case you’ve forgotten. Here’s the recap😅

On one hand Modi &amp; BJP working 18 hrs a day to educate us about Hindu khatre mein, all kinds of Jihaad, Kapdon se pehchano, puncture waley Abdul etc, On the other hand some Indians are still not getting the message. Tch Tch

Those asking Railway Minister to take moral responsibility &amp; resign, please remember they made it clear in 2015 In NDA, ministers don’t resign, this isn’t UPA. Just enjoy the Amrit Kaal

If you are worried about logic & trivialization of Hindu religion, this woman (an absolute con & a clown) known as Radhe Ma still continues to draw large followers. 🤦🏻‍♂️😞

Modi: In my childhood, I visited Kolkata for the 1st time & wanted to see Metro Only 1 problem: Kolkata Metro started in 1984 when Modi was already 34 yrs old. Kabhi dekha hai 34 saal ka baccha

When it comes to him & the camera even God statue isn’t allowed to disturb

Now a days Modi’s PR teams only release his photos & slow mo videos but no audio from his foreign trips Because earlier they made the mistake and this happened 👇😅

Wknd🧵-Puarana Rishta Modi Ji’s tales of Purana Rishta are legendary & listing them all would require a 56 volume book. Here is a sample list: 1/20 Let’s start on a holy note where Modi Ji talks about his Rishta with Bhagwan Buddha! (don’t miss this Rishta being bahut soookhad)

Watch both videos Then & Now. Jai Shri Modi 🫡 😅

The optics Release a (muted) video where he is sermonizing everyone. Hand gestures & all. Everyone looking at him with awe & dedication. No one else shown saying anything, like in front of God Objective of the optics: he is in control, he is the smartest, he is working v hard

Wknd🧵-Modi not scared of Questions Haters say Modi Ji doesn’t take questions. This thread busts those anti national liars (Repost & share before Soros blocks it) 1/24 Modi Ji taking tough questions about his opponents. “Itna confidence, labrej confidence & no nervousness? How!

Soros agents & Modi haters are spreading lies that Modi doesn’t take questions from media. Foreign journalists just don’t know what kind of questions Modi Ji likes. They should learn from this👇

T Raja Singh, new MLA, rising BJP star, darling of RW coterie, showing here what Modi’s brand of politics stands for- uncouth, abusive, arrogant, hate monger & parivaarvad on the sly Modi fans should make their kids watch this to take inspiration We are heading to an abyss 😞

BJP is rightly reminding us how Congress can never be trusted because they offered support to TVK All parties should learn from Modi Ji & Naidu Ji how to join hands after openly abusing each other 😅

Wknd 🧵- The Great Orator As Bhakts fall over each other to defend Modi Ji’s District Capital gaffe, they pretend as if this was the first time Modi Ji fumbled The Great Orator has a great track record of fumbles & buffoonery 1/24 Let’s start with The famous M R S Srisena

On one hand Modi & BJP working 18 hrs a day to educate us about Hindu khatre mein, all kinds of Jihaad, Kapdon se pehchano, puncture waley Abdul etc, On the other hand some Indians are still not getting the message. Tch Tch

Those asking Railway Minister to take moral responsibility & resign, please remember they made it clear in 2015 In NDA, ministers don’t resign, this isn’t UPA. Just enjoy the Amrit Kaal