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My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

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When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

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Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

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When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

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When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

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"How's your diet going?" Me:

"How's your diet going?" Me:

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Me avoiding social interactions.

Me avoiding social interactions.

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"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"

"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"

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"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

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When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.

When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.

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When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

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If you're having one of those days when only baby goats in pyjamas can help, here's some baby goats in pyjamas.

If you're having one of those days when only baby goats in pyjamas can help, here's some baby goats in pyjamas.

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"Hang on, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?"

"Hang on, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?"

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Trying to sneak out of work early without your boss noticing.

Trying to sneak out of work early without your boss noticing.

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Research has shown that dogs are more intelligent than we think. But not all of them.

Research has shown that dogs are more intelligent than we think. But not all of them.

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When you know you're not allowed in the baby's room but didn't know they installed a security camera.

When you know you're not allowed in the baby's room but didn't know they installed a security camera.

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Me trying to learn a TikTok dance. 🔊🆙

Me trying to learn a TikTok dance. 🔊🆙

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Tributes continue to pour in from all over the world for Pope Francis, who died today. As for me, this is how I'll remember him.

Tributes continue to pour in from all over the world for Pope Francis, who died today. As for me, this is how I'll remember him.

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When you wake up after a half hour nap and don't know what year it is.

When you wake up after a half hour nap and don't know what year it is.

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“GARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MADNESS”

“GARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MADNESS”

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Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.

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In celebration of #YorkshireDay, I present to you the Sean Bean Bastard Collection. Sound up, bastards.

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, I present to you the Sean Bean Bastard Collection. Sound up, bastards.

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"Sorry, I'm going to be busy this weekend, I have a lot of things to do" Me the entire weekend:

"Sorry, I'm going to be busy this weekend, I have a lot of things to do" Me the entire weekend:

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"How's your diet going?" Me:

"How's your diet going?" Me:

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The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

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When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

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"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

445,129 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

The Great Escape (1963) 🔊🆙

The Great Escape (1963) 🔊🆙

1,231,334 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.

Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.

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To celebrate #WorldPenguinDay, if you've never heard a penguin being tickled before, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙 📹:

To celebrate #WorldPenguinDay, if you've never heard a penguin being tickled before, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙 📹:

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"No, honestly, I'm fine, you just take your fucking video"

"No, honestly, I'm fine, you just take your fucking video"

644,692 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

When I see myself in the mirror, first thing in the morning.

When I see myself in the mirror, first thing in the morning.

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"FUCK YOUR CONCRETE"

"FUCK YOUR CONCRETE"

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Me pretending to injure myself so I don't have to go out.

Me pretending to injure myself so I don't have to go out.

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Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the natural poise and graceful athleticism of the panda.

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the natural poise and graceful athleticism of the panda.

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Me whenever I'm faced with the prospect of real life social interaction. 📹:

Me whenever I'm faced with the prospect of real life social interaction. 📹:

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"Why Is everything a drama with you, Tony?"

"Why Is everything a drama with you, Tony?"

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Start your weekend by admiring the natural elegance, agility and effortless grace of the panda.

Start your weekend by admiring the natural elegance, agility and effortless grace of the panda.

62,983 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Meesh is unable to post at the moment, so she asked me to post the story of Bronkseh Jnr on her behalf. He was abused by the locals who threw stones at him, dumped and left to fend for himself. Luckily he was found by the team at Lovina Animal Welfare. The vet who examined him said he had this 'bounce' because he'd had distemper and was only going to get worse.

Meesh is unable to post at the moment, so she asked me to post the story of Bronkseh Jnr on her behalf. He was abused by the locals who threw stones at him, dumped and left to fend for himself. Luckily he was found by the team at Lovina Animal Welfare. The vet who examined him said he had this 'bounce' because he'd had distemper and was only going to get worse.

34,496 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Dear Sir, We are very impressed by your approach to problem solving and would like to formally offer you the position of Branch Manager. 🎥: TikTok user oscar_paris2019

Dear Sir, We are very impressed by your approach to problem solving and would like to formally offer you the position of Branch Manager. 🎥: TikTok user oscar_paris2019

182,012 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren