Slumdog_Chillionaire

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D1 wrestlebrah, natural insemination coach, aristocrat of the hole, real woman respecter and femcel fever dream. USATT rating: 1226

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This is what Helen of Troy actually looked like:

The only actual way to cook perfect bacon is to push it around the pan like this like a retard on low heat, and it’s so funny because whenever someone sees me do this they get annoyed and tell me to leave it alone, like many of you will, but just watch, bitch. Just watch.

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“Right wing feminists” when it’s time to submit to a man pretending to be a woman.

My wife: we should get out of town today! Go somewhere new! The kids will love it! The kids the entire trip:

lol nah we ain’t doing that

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Just watched the completely unironic nightmare f@660t Iryna/Charlie Kirk video

Really not that hard for a skinny shine wearing baggy clothes hiding behind his brothers 😂

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I watched Shane do this joke in Bakersfield to a crowd full of working class white guys (much better delivered too without all the caveats he saves for his liberal audience) and every dude there knew exactly what she’s talking about. All you’re saying is that you don’t any whites

I knew something about the Kanye song and resulting discourse sounded familiar…

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Getting transported back to early 1940s Germany, getting brought before Hitler, and just showing him this on my phone:

Women love sharing this shit as “the type of boyfriend they’d want” but I’m going to tell you right now that the SECOND this type of guy, who gets his sense of self from making your miserable ass happy, feels like he isn’t able to anymore; he’s going to kill you &amp; wear your skin.

It’s 9 AD. You’ve been separated by your legion following a catastrophic ambush by amassed Germanic tribes. You stumble across her in a clearing… her braided hair pinned back with bones; she charges you with her spear, vaulting over fallen trees with impossible speed…

How it feels trying to save an image from Google images onto my Apple iPhone almost 20 years after the invention of smart phones and 30 years after the invention of the Internet.

Shut up you stupid bitch

Only one thing left that can save Trump now

Children’s Hospital reminding you of the casual sexism doctors face every day #ChildrensHospital

Watch this space, new paradigm right here:

Periodic reminder that mainstream professional sports are extremely gay

Steve Miller rn

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Post a picture of a woman who one-shotted you:

Women love sharing this shit as “the type of boyfriend they’d want” but I’m going to tell you right now that the SECOND this type of guy, who gets his sense of self from making your miserable ass happy, feels like he isn’t able to anymore; he’s going to kill you & wear your skin.