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D1 wrestlebrah, natural insemination coach, aristocrat of the hole, real woman respecter and femcel fever dream. USATT rating: 1226

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This is what Helen of Troy actually looked like:

This is what Helen of Troy actually looked like:

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The only actual way to cook perfect bacon is to push it around the pan like this like a retard on low heat, and it’s so funny because whenever someone sees me do this they get annoyed and tell me to leave it alone, like many of you will, but just watch, bitch. Just watch.

The only actual way to cook perfect bacon is to push it around the pan like this like a retard on low heat, and it’s so funny because whenever someone sees me do this they get annoyed and tell me to leave it alone, like many of you will, but just watch, bitch. Just watch.

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“Right wing feminists” when it’s time to submit to a man pretending to be a woman.

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“Right wing feminists” when it’s time to submit to a man pretending to be a woman.

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How it feels to buy Coastal California property in 1981 with a postal worker’s salary then artificially inflate the price of housing by 40x

How it feels to buy Coastal California property in 1981 with a postal worker’s salary then artificially inflate the price of housing by 40x

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My wife: we should get out of town today! Go somewhere new! The kids will love it! The kids the entire trip:

My wife: we should get out of town today! Go somewhere new! The kids will love it! The kids the entire trip:

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What it’s like being me:
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Teaching my toddler dog body language so that he knows it was VERY NORMAL for him to get mauled out of nowhere when he did.
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Getting transported back to early 1940s Germany, getting brought before Hitler, and just showing him this on my phone:
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