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This is actually fucking stupid. I hate you

Having hyper-empathy SUCKS! I accidentally dropped a soap onto the floor and burst into tears, heartbroken by the pain and humiliation it must have experienced. Then I went for a drive to clear my head, hit someone with my car and didn't feel anything

"You're so wasteful" "Soap cutting is just WASTING soap" I hear you! I've decided to listen to criticism and have since become more eco friendly. I now feed my family of 7 a delicious stew made out of leftover soap scraps. Nothing is getting wasted on my watch!

Today, we invited a special guest to the studio who will showcase how jelly soaps react to a tortilla press! Oh... Um. Hey man, do you, like... Have to make these noises? Can we cut the grunts and moans out, please? No? Okay...

I still don't understand many things about the world. I'm not sure I "get" who Verity is, but if it makes you guys happy, then that means there's value in posting it. This is my only purpose in life.

Wow I've been just posting slop lately. Soap slop. Sloap😂 It's my fault that my family fell apart

This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.

First time ragebaiting. I'm kinda nervous... Okay, breathe in, breathe out. Here I go. People are mourning Smiling Friends ending because now they'll have to waste their lives watching big boy shows instead of quirk Chungus cartoons for kids LOL Phew! How did I do?

I'm sure you've seen these before. "Soap Squishe's". Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT buy them. They are mass Produced by the Devil (from Hell). What is my source? I sense Satanic power oozing from These items. He (the Devil) is profiting off of Tormented Soul Labor. Beware

Bored at work? Oh, I bet! Try this fun game I've been testing on my co-workers here at Soap Of The Day HQ: Among us in real life! You sabotage their work, turn them against each other, wear their skin, kill people etc.

Mind-blowing soap tricks they don't teach you at school 1.

Sometimes my posts are so fucking stupid that even I don't laugh at them. I post that shit with a straight face and immediately turn off my phone

Nope! No gatekeeping here! Here's the recipe to the Great Wonder Full Soap that cures the Sickness: - 5 soap - dark and sinister thoughts - regrets - watar Put soap in pot. Add the rest of the ingredients and pour 1 glass water. Cook until you start feeling lightheaded

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Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my soaps in tar and they scream loud as fuuuuck😂

SQUUUUEEE!!!!!! I just took these two male soaps and crushed them together. Then I proceeded to grind their shattered remains against each other- Oh my gosh you guys, the yaoi finally happened and it's doomed I- adggsfhhgyjhyrgb

I've been off my med"s for a week now because my psychiatrist isn't responding to me and I've. NEVER!!! Felt better

Yes, I let my 4 y.o. eat one of my soaps. No, I didn't stop him. It was a learning experience and my way of parenting. Saying "No, don't!" does not have the same impact as memories of being rushed to the ER. Go ahead, call me a bad parent. You know nothing. Fuck you.

Respectfully, all of you have a rather simplified perception of reality. No, no, that's not a bad thing. It's a blessing, in fact. Some existential horrors ale only known to me. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is torment.

Some of you are so mean to me. You treat me like I'm not human! Which is fair because I've never been, not even for a single day of my life. Even if you despise me, I love all Soapers. I'm painfarming since I plan to get beatified and then become a saint after my death.

I will be painting not one, but TWO Deltarune soaps to celebrate chapter 5! One of these will be decided by you Soapers. Reply to this with any Deltarune chapter 5 image (nothing crude!!!!) and the reply with the most likes will be painted in 3 business days!

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I don't care about your FUCKING Tomodachi Life islands! I... I'm sorry. That was a lie. I love seeing you guys having fun with your Miis, even if some of them are disturbingly disfigured and/or Charlie Kirk. It's just... *sobs softly* It's just that I can't afford a Switch

Hey guys, I started taking mood stabilizers and I'm not obsessed with soap anymore so this journey might be over. Juuuust kidding! About the second part. I'm on lots of psychiatric medication but none of them really help with anything

We're extremely glad you all enjoyed my previous post. But with all due respect, it wasn't funny nor is it Soap Of The Day's purpose to be funny. I run this account because if I'm not SOTD, my privilege of life will be revoked by higher powers. You shouldn't laugh, but weep.

Am I too woke or is Soap one of these fandoms that should have never gotten a Media? I like to consume soap ethically (eat with fork, knife etc.) without any influence of problematic makers who put unnecessary soap scenes in their sex

Although I do no nefarious deeds, I consider myself irredeemably evil.

Teacher: Okay, children. Today we're going to take your names and replace the letter "B" with "G", "F" with "A", remove every letter "E" and replace all double letters with "P". As a fun and harmless activity Kid named Soap:

our first Soap Of The Day is the winner of the Deltarune soap contest: "Susie and Ralsei flabbergasted" soap, painted by yours truly.

Incompetent fools. I can fit any soap on earth on my header if I want to. And everything that isn't a soap too, of course. I can literally do anything, anywhere. Do not fear me - accept my divinity.

I think I have Borderline Personality Disorder.

"Whoa, it's bisexual, I didn't know that!" I say, seeing today's Soap Of The Day. "By the way, I'm bisexual," the soap responds

Can we talk about how slime videos propagate patriarchy? Preferring slime over soap perpetuates the dehumanization and hyperobjectification of Soapers who, mind you, have to deal with the normalization of oversexualization during californication of the western civilization

The world nearly lost Soap Of The Day. I was almost hit by a car (I ran through a crosswalk on a red light but that's irrelevant). Thankfully, God protects the righteous and I was unharmed. Imagine if Jesus had gotten trampled to death by a horse before he got to die on the cross

I watched this video and was moved to tears. I wept for hours thinking about the small kitty born of this soap. Still figuring out what exactly is wrong with me

What it feels like to break peoples bones one by one all 206 of them because you're bored

If cats knew how to use technology. I think. That they would record themselves making biscuits on different surfaces. And publish the videos on their own ASMR channels.

Can somebody please tell me what's wrong with these soaps? They're all weird and squishy. Soaps only behave like that when they're in great distress. Are they sick? Who hurt them? I am very afraid and disturbed

our first Soap Of The Day are the soapified remains of Evil F. Skeleton, evil f. skeleton. What? No, he didn't do anything. It's actually pretty regressive of you to just assume becoming soap is some sort of punishment. It's a gift. A gift from God. Accept it and you'll be free.

Hey guys, this is Soap Of The Day's mom and I'm asking you all to stop being mean to them Oh my goddd mommm don't tweet that! It's okay my soap child I'll defend you from online hate. Obviously, she didn't say that. My parents never made me feel human. It all started when I was

I don't care about your FUCKING Tomodachi Life islands! I... I'm sorry. That was a lie. I love seeing you guys having fun with your Miis, even if some of them are disturbingly disfigured and/or Charlie Kirk. It's just... sobs softly It's just that I can't afford a Switch