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Having hyper-empathy SUCKS! I accidentally dropped a soap onto the floor and burst into tears, heartbroken by the pain and humiliation it must have experienced. Then I went for a drive to clear my head, hit someone with my car and didn't feel anything

Having hyper-empathy SUCKS! I accidentally dropped a soap onto the floor and burst into tears, heartbroken by the pain and humiliation it must have experienced. Then I went for a drive to clear my head, hit someone with my car and didn't feel anything

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What it feels like to kill jelly soaps with saw traps and grunt while absorbing their power

What it feels like to kill jelly soaps with saw traps and grunt while absorbing their power

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"You're so wasteful" "Soap cutting is just WASTING soap" I hear you! I've decided to listen to criticism and have since become more eco friendly. I now feed my family of 7 a delicious stew made out of leftover soap scraps. Nothing is getting wasted on my watch!

"You're so wasteful" "Soap cutting is just WASTING soap" I hear you! I've decided to listen to criticism and have since become more eco friendly. I now feed my family of 7 a delicious stew made out of leftover soap scraps. Nothing is getting wasted on my watch!

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This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.

This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.

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First time ragebaiting. I'm kinda nervous... Okay, breathe in, breathe out. Here I go. People are mourning Smiling Friends ending because now they'll have to waste their lives watching big boy shows instead of quirk Chungus cartoons for kids LOL Phew! How did I do?

First time ragebaiting. I'm kinda nervous... Okay, breathe in, breathe out. Here I go. People are mourning Smiling Friends ending because now they'll have to waste their lives watching big boy shows instead of quirk Chungus cartoons for kids LOL Phew! How did I do?

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Mind-blowing soap tricks they don't teach you at school 1.

Mind-blowing soap tricks they don't teach you at school 1.

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Sometimes my posts are so fucking stupid that even I don't laugh at them. I post that shit with a straight face and immediately turn off my phone

Sometimes my posts are so fucking stupid that even I don't laugh at them. I post that shit with a straight face and immediately turn off my phone

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Nope! No gatekeeping here! Here's the recipe to the Great Wonder Full Soap that cures the Sickness: - 5 soap - dark and sinister thoughts - regrets - watar Put soap in pot. Add the rest of the ingredients and pour 1 glass water. Cook until you start feeling lightheaded

Nope! No gatekeeping here! Here's the recipe to the Great Wonder Full Soap that cures the Sickness: - 5 soap - dark and sinister thoughts - regrets - watar Put soap in pot. Add the rest of the ingredients and pour 1 glass water. Cook until you start feeling lightheaded

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I will be painting not one, but TWO Deltarune soaps to celebrate chapter 5! One of these will be decided by you Soapers. Reply to this with any Deltarune chapter 5 image (nothing crude!!!!) and the reply with the most likes will be painted in 3 business days!

I will be painting not one, but TWO Deltarune soaps to celebrate chapter 5! One of these will be decided by you Soapers. Reply to this with any Deltarune chapter 5 image (nothing crude!!!!) and the reply with the most likes will be painted in 3 business days!

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I've been off my med"s for a week now because my psychiatrist isn't responding to me and I've. NEVER!!! Felt better

I've been off my med"s for a week now because my psychiatrist isn't responding to me and I've. NEVER!!! Felt better

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Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my soaps in tar and they scream loud as fuuuuck😂

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Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my soaps in tar and they scream loud as fuuuuck😂

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SQUUUUEEE!!!!!! I just took these two male soaps and crushed them together. Then I proceeded to grind their shattered remains against each other- Oh my gosh you guys, the yaoi finally happened and it's doomed I- adggsfhhgyjhyrgb

SQUUUUEEE!!!!!! I just took these two male soaps and crushed them together. Then I proceeded to grind their shattered remains against each other- Oh my gosh you guys, the yaoi finally happened and it's doomed I- adggsfhhgyjhyrgb

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Respectfully, all of you have a rather simplified perception of reality. No, no, that's not a bad thing. It's a blessing, in fact. Some existential horrors ale only known to me. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is torment.

Respectfully, all of you have a rather simplified perception of reality. No, no, that's not a bad thing. It's a blessing, in fact. Some existential horrors ale only known to me. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is torment.

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Yes, I let my 4 y.o. eat one of my soaps. No, I didn't stop him. It was a learning experience and my way of parenting. Saying "No, don't!" does not have the same impact as memories of being rushed to the ER. Go ahead, call me a bad parent. You know nothing. Fuck you.

Yes, I let my 4 y.o. eat one of my soaps. No, I didn't stop him. It was a learning experience and my way of parenting. Saying "No, don't!" does not have the same impact as memories of being rushed to the ER. Go ahead, call me a bad parent. You know nothing. Fuck you.

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Some of you are so mean to me. You treat me like I'm not human! Which is fair because I've never been, not even for a single day of my life. Even if you despise me, I love all Soapers. I'm painfarming since I plan to get beatified and then become a saint after my death.

Some of you are so mean to me. You treat me like I'm not human! Which is fair because I've never been, not even for a single day of my life. Even if you despise me, I love all Soapers. I'm painfarming since I plan to get beatified and then become a saint after my death.

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The Soap Of The Day situation is crazy. A Soaper DMd me that a video had been made about me, by a channel with 235000 subscribers, no less! See this god-fearing attitude? A lot of you could learn from this guy

The Soap Of The Day situation is crazy. A Soaper DMd me that a video had been made about me, by a channel with 235000 subscribers, no less! See this god-fearing attitude? A lot of you could learn from this guy

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...Really, deltarun fans?

...Really, deltarun fans?

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I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I endlessly repent and you always forgive me for what I've done. You have accepted the fact that you must keep dying at my hands no matter what form you take - soap or not. Killing you over and over and over again is as easy as breathing.

I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I endlessly repent and you always forgive me for what I've done. You have accepted the fact that you must keep dying at my hands no matter what form you take - soap or not. Killing you over and over and over again is as easy as breathing.

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Special soaps for the "DELTARUNE TOMORROW" occasion! I'm so excited I've been munching on the carpet allllllll day

Special soaps for the "DELTARUNE TOMORROW" occasion! I'm so excited I've been munching on the carpet allllllll day

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Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... I don't feel so good

Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... I don't feel so good

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our first Soap Of The Day is the winner of the Deltarune soap contest: "Susie and Ralsei flabbergasted" soap, painted by yours truly.

our first Soap Of The Day is the winner of the Deltarune soap contest: "Susie and Ralsei flabbergasted" soap, painted by yours truly.

soap of the day

167,973 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen

God I wish that were me

God I wish that were me

soap of the day

834,104 Aufrufe • vor 27 Tagen

I don't care about your FUCKING Tomodachi Life islands! I... I'm sorry. That was a lie. I love seeing you guys having fun with your Miis, even if some of them are disturbingly disfigured and/or Charlie Kirk. It's just... *sobs softly* It's just that I can't afford a Switch

I don't care about your FUCKING Tomodachi Life islands! I... I'm sorry. That was a lie. I love seeing you guys having fun with your Miis, even if some of them are disturbingly disfigured and/or Charlie Kirk. It's just... sobs softly It's just that I can't afford a Switch

soap of the day

1,469,858 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

"Happy" Thanksgiving. Since everyone does it, I tried deep frying a frozen turkey in a big pot and my kitchen caught fire. Half of my house burned down. Firefighters said I should be "thankful" I'm still alive but I wish i got scorched with the turkey. My life is nothing but pain

"Happy" Thanksgiving. Since everyone does it, I tried deep frying a frozen turkey in a big pot and my kitchen caught fire. Half of my house burned down. Firefighters said I should be "thankful" I'm still alive but I wish i got scorched with the turkey. My life is nothing but pain

soap of the day

6,948,256 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Hey guys, I started taking mood stabilizers and I'm not obsessed with soap anymore so this journey might be over. Juuuust kidding! About the second part. I'm on lots of psychiatric medication but none of them really help with anything

Hey guys, I started taking mood stabilizers and I'm not obsessed with soap anymore so this journey might be over. Juuuust kidding! About the second part. I'm on lots of psychiatric medication but none of them really help with anything

soap of the day

5,444,509 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

We just subjected these soaps to some bullshitttttt

We just subjected these soaps to some bullshitttttt

soap of the day

693,769 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

We're extremely glad you all enjoyed my previous post. But with all due respect, it wasn't funny nor is it Soap Of The Day's purpose to be funny. I run this account because if I'm not SOTD, my privilege of life will be revoked by higher powers. You shouldn't laugh, but weep.

We're extremely glad you all enjoyed my previous post. But with all due respect, it wasn't funny nor is it Soap Of The Day's purpose to be funny. I run this account because if I'm not SOTD, my privilege of life will be revoked by higher powers. You shouldn't laugh, but weep.

soap of the day

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Am I too woke or is Soap one of these fandoms that should have never gotten a Media? I like to consume soap ethically (eat with fork, knife etc.) without any influence of problematic makers who put unnecessary soap scenes in their sex

Am I too woke or is Soap one of these fandoms that should have never gotten a Media? I like to consume soap ethically (eat with fork, knife etc.) without any influence of problematic makers who put unnecessary soap scenes in their sex

soap of the day

3,633,990 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Teacher: Okay, children. Today we're going to take your names and replace the letter "B" with "G", "F" with "A", remove every letter "E" and replace all double letters with "P". As a fun and harmless activity Kid named Soap:

Teacher: Okay, children. Today we're going to take your names and replace the letter "B" with "G", "F" with "A", remove every letter "E" and replace all double letters with "P". As a fun and harmless activity Kid named Soap:

soap of the day

397,834 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

I watched this video and was moved to tears. I wept for hours thinking about the small kitty born of this soap. Still figuring out what exactly is wrong with me

I watched this video and was moved to tears. I wept for hours thinking about the small kitty born of this soap. Still figuring out what exactly is wrong with me

soap of the day

185,309 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

What it feels like to break peoples bones one by one all 206 of them because you're bored

What it feels like to break peoples bones one by one all 206 of them because you're bored

soap of the day

189,869 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Incompetent fools. I can fit any soap on earth on my header if I want to. And everything that isn't a soap too, of course. I can literally do anything, anywhere. Do not fear me - accept my divinity.

Incompetent fools. I can fit any soap on earth on my header if I want to. And everything that isn't a soap too, of course. I can literally do anything, anywhere. Do not fear me - accept my divinity.

soap of the day

1,180,598 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Apparently some people don't wash their soaps before using them? So you're just okay with all the germs spreading onto your body? God knows where the fickle soaps have been before you touched them. Have fun with soap-transmitted diseases such as scabies. Idiots

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Apparently some people don't wash their soaps before using them? So you're just okay with all the germs spreading onto your body? God knows where the fickle soaps have been before you touched them. Have fun with soap-transmitted diseases such as scabies. Idiots

soap of the day

40,310 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

"Whoa, it's bisexual, I didn't know that!" I say, seeing today's Soap Of The Day. "By the way, I'm bisexual," the soap responds

"Whoa, it's bisexual, I didn't know that!" I say, seeing today's Soap Of The Day. "By the way, I'm bisexual," the soap responds

soap of the day

1,092,145 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Can somebody please tell me what's wrong with these soaps? They're all weird and squishy. Soaps only behave like that when they're in great distress. Are they sick? Who hurt them? I am very afraid and disturbed

Can somebody please tell me what's wrong with these soaps? They're all weird and squishy. Soaps only behave like that when they're in great distress. Are they sick? Who hurt them? I am very afraid and disturbed

soap of the day

180,307 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

I think I have Borderline Personality Disorder.

I think I have Borderline Personality Disorder.

soap of the day

1,698,070 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The world nearly lost Soap Of The Day. I was almost hit by a car (I ran through a crosswalk on a red light but that's irrelevant). Thankfully, God protects the righteous and I was unharmed. Imagine if Jesus had gotten trampled to death by a horse before he got to die on the cross

The world nearly lost Soap Of The Day. I was almost hit by a car (I ran through a crosswalk on a red light but that's irrelevant). Thankfully, God protects the righteous and I was unharmed. Imagine if Jesus had gotten trampled to death by a horse before he got to die on the cross

soap of the day

476,872 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

‼️In now ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Soap Of The Day addresses rumors about posting a Six Seven soap for 6/7. "I have, like, six or seven months left to live," they say.

‼️In now ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Soap Of The Day addresses rumors about posting a Six Seven soap for 6/7. "I have, like, six or seven months left to live," they say.

soap of the day

44,559 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

Can we talk about how slime videos propagate patriarchy? Preferring slime over soap perpetuates the dehumanization and hyperobjectification of Soapers who, mind you, have to deal with the normalization of oversexualization during californication of the western civilization

Can we talk about how slime videos propagate patriarchy? Preferring slime over soap perpetuates the dehumanization and hyperobjectification of Soapers who, mind you, have to deal with the normalization of oversexualization during californication of the western civilization

soap of the day

1,185,539 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Tried doing soap cutting with commentary. I don't know why I even bother

Tried doing soap cutting with commentary. I don't know why I even bother

soap of the day

73,765 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat