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"You're so wasteful" "Soap cutting is just WASTING soap" I hear you! I've decided to listen to criticism and have since become more eco friendly. I now feed my family of 7 a delicious stew made out of leftover soap scraps. Nothing is getting wasted on my watch!

"You're so wasteful" "Soap cutting is just WASTING soap" I hear you! I've decided to listen to criticism and have since become more eco friendly. I now feed my family of 7 a delicious stew made out of leftover soap scraps. Nothing is getting wasted on my watch!

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Sometimes my posts are so fucking stupid that even I don't laugh at them. I post that shit with a straight face and immediately turn off my phone

Sometimes my posts are so fucking stupid that even I don't laugh at them. I post that shit with a straight face and immediately turn off my phone

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This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.

This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.

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Nope! No gatekeeping here! Here's the recipe to the Great Wonder Full Soap that cures the Sickness: - 5 soap - dark and sinister thoughts - regrets - watar Put soap in pot. Add the rest of the ingredients and pour 1 glass water. Cook until you start feeling lightheaded

Nope! No gatekeeping here! Here's the recipe to the Great Wonder Full Soap that cures the Sickness: - 5 soap - dark and sinister thoughts - regrets - watar Put soap in pot. Add the rest of the ingredients and pour 1 glass water. Cook until you start feeling lightheaded

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First time ragebaiting. I'm kinda nervous... Okay, breathe in, breathe out. Here I go. People are mourning Smiling Friends ending because now they'll have to waste their lives watching big boy shows instead of quirk Chungus cartoons for kids LOL Phew! How did I do?

First time ragebaiting. I'm kinda nervous... Okay, breathe in, breathe out. Here I go. People are mourning Smiling Friends ending because now they'll have to waste their lives watching big boy shows instead of quirk Chungus cartoons for kids LOL Phew! How did I do?

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Mind-blowing soap tricks they don't teach you at school 1.

Mind-blowing soap tricks they don't teach you at school 1.

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I've been off my med"s for a week now because my psychiatrist isn't responding to me and I've. NEVER!!! Felt better

I've been off my med"s for a week now because my psychiatrist isn't responding to me and I've. NEVER!!! Felt better

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Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my soaps in tar and they scream loud as fuuuuck😂

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Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my soaps in tar and they scream loud as fuuuuck😂

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Respectfully, all of you have a rather simplified perception of reality. No, no, that's not a bad thing. It's a blessing, in fact. Some existential horrors ale only known to me. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is torment.

Respectfully, all of you have a rather simplified perception of reality. No, no, that's not a bad thing. It's a blessing, in fact. Some existential horrors ale only known to me. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is torment.

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SQUUUUEEE!!!!!! I just took these two male soaps and crushed them together. Then I proceeded to grind their shattered remains against each other- Oh my gosh you guys, the yaoi finally happened and it's doomed I- adggsfhhgyjhyrgb

SQUUUUEEE!!!!!! I just took these two male soaps and crushed them together. Then I proceeded to grind their shattered remains against each other- Oh my gosh you guys, the yaoi finally happened and it's doomed I- adggsfhhgyjhyrgb

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Yes, I let my 4 y.o. eat one of my soaps. No, I didn't stop him. It was a learning experience and my way of parenting. Saying "No, don't!" does not have the same impact as memories of being rushed to the ER. Go ahead, call me a bad parent. You know nothing. Fuck you.

Yes, I let my 4 y.o. eat one of my soaps. No, I didn't stop him. It was a learning experience and my way of parenting. Saying "No, don't!" does not have the same impact as memories of being rushed to the ER. Go ahead, call me a bad parent. You know nothing. Fuck you.

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Some of you are so mean to me. You treat me like I'm not human! Which is fair because I've never been, not even for a single day of my life. Even if you despise me, I love all Soapers. I'm painfarming since I plan to get beatified and then become a saint after my death.

Some of you are so mean to me. You treat me like I'm not human! Which is fair because I've never been, not even for a single day of my life. Even if you despise me, I love all Soapers. I'm painfarming since I plan to get beatified and then become a saint after my death.

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The Soap Of The Day situation is crazy. A Soaper DMd me that a video had been made about me, by a channel with 235000 subscribers, no less! See this god-fearing attitude? A lot of you could learn from this guy

The Soap Of The Day situation is crazy. A Soaper DMd me that a video had been made about me, by a channel with 235000 subscribers, no less! See this god-fearing attitude? A lot of you could learn from this guy

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I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I endlessly repent and you always forgive me for what I've done. You have accepted the fact that you must keep dying at my hands no matter what form you take - soap or not. Killing you over and over and over again is as easy as breathing.

I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I endlessly repent and you always forgive me for what I've done. You have accepted the fact that you must keep dying at my hands no matter what form you take - soap or not. Killing you over and over and over again is as easy as breathing.

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...Really, deltarun fans?

...Really, deltarun fans?

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Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... I don't feel so good

Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... sorry I hit my head on my way to work today. What was I... Oh, yeah. Our 1th sope of the day is... hm... I don't feel so good

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Special soaps for the "DELTARUNE TOMORROW" occasion! I'm so excited I've been munching on the carpet allllllll day

Special soaps for the "DELTARUNE TOMORROW" occasion! I'm so excited I've been munching on the carpet allllllll day

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We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂 We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂 We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂 We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂

We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂 We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂 We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂 We all have that one friend who's stuck in a time loop😂

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Oops! One of our very valued specimens, a Jerma, has breached containment and escaped into the Facility! Would you guys mind notifying me if you happen to see him anywhere? We promise we won't hurt the subject, it's a quick and painless procedure.

Oops! One of our very valued specimens, a Jerma, has breached containment and escaped into the Facility! Would you guys mind notifying me if you happen to see him anywhere? We promise we won't hurt the subject, it's a quick and painless procedure.

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I don't mean to alarm anyone but I keep having visions about the end of the world

I don't mean to alarm anyone but I keep having visions about the end of the world

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Can somebody please tell me what's wrong with these soaps? They're all weird and squishy. Soaps only behave like that when they're in great distress. Are they sick? Who hurt them? I am very afraid and disturbed

Can somebody please tell me what's wrong with these soaps? They're all weird and squishy. Soaps only behave like that when they're in great distress. Are they sick? Who hurt them? I am very afraid and disturbed

soap of the day

175,274 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen

I don't care about your FUCKING Tomodachi Life islands! I... I'm sorry. That was a lie. I love seeing you guys having fun with your Miis, even if some of them are disturbingly disfigured and/or Charlie Kirk. It's just... *sobs softly* It's just that I can't afford a Switch

I don't care about your FUCKING Tomodachi Life islands! I... I'm sorry. That was a lie. I love seeing you guys having fun with your Miis, even if some of them are disturbingly disfigured and/or Charlie Kirk. It's just... sobs softly It's just that I can't afford a Switch

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Happy Pride month cuz I know you Soapers are Lgbtq and stuff

Happy Pride month cuz I know you Soapers are Lgbtq and stuff

soap of the day

51,973 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen

We just subjected these soaps to some bullshitttttt

We just subjected these soaps to some bullshitttttt

soap of the day

692,530 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

"Happy" Thanksgiving. Since everyone does it, I tried deep frying a frozen turkey in a big pot and my kitchen caught fire. Half of my house burned down. Firefighters said I should be "thankful" I'm still alive but I wish i got scorched with the turkey. My life is nothing but pain

"Happy" Thanksgiving. Since everyone does it, I tried deep frying a frozen turkey in a big pot and my kitchen caught fire. Half of my house burned down. Firefighters said I should be "thankful" I'm still alive but I wish i got scorched with the turkey. My life is nothing but pain

soap of the day

6,948,256 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Hey guys, I started taking mood stabilizers and I'm not obsessed with soap anymore so this journey might be over. Juuuust kidding! About the second part. I'm on lots of psychiatric medication but none of them really help with anything

Hey guys, I started taking mood stabilizers and I'm not obsessed with soap anymore so this journey might be over. Juuuust kidding! About the second part. I'm on lots of psychiatric medication but none of them really help with anything

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5,443,914 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

We're extremely glad you all enjoyed my previous post. But with all due respect, it wasn't funny nor is it Soap Of The Day's purpose to be funny. I run this account because if I'm not SOTD, my privilege of life will be revoked by higher powers. You shouldn't laugh, but weep.

We're extremely glad you all enjoyed my previous post. But with all due respect, it wasn't funny nor is it Soap Of The Day's purpose to be funny. I run this account because if I'm not SOTD, my privilege of life will be revoked by higher powers. You shouldn't laugh, but weep.

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Am I too woke or is Soap one of these fandoms that should have never gotten a Media? I like to consume soap ethically (eat with fork, knife etc.) without any influence of problematic makers who put unnecessary soap scenes in their sex

Am I too woke or is Soap one of these fandoms that should have never gotten a Media? I like to consume soap ethically (eat with fork, knife etc.) without any influence of problematic makers who put unnecessary soap scenes in their sex

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3,633,990 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

The world nearly lost Soap Of The Day. I was almost hit by a car (I ran through a crosswalk on a red light but that's irrelevant). Thankfully, God protects the righteous and I was unharmed. Imagine if Jesus had gotten trampled to death by a horse before he got to die on the cross

The world nearly lost Soap Of The Day. I was almost hit by a car (I ran through a crosswalk on a red light but that's irrelevant). Thankfully, God protects the righteous and I was unharmed. Imagine if Jesus had gotten trampled to death by a horse before he got to die on the cross

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475,223 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Incompetent fools. I can fit any soap on earth on my header if I want to. And everything that isn't a soap too, of course. I can literally do anything, anywhere. Do not fear me - accept my divinity.

Incompetent fools. I can fit any soap on earth on my header if I want to. And everything that isn't a soap too, of course. I can literally do anything, anywhere. Do not fear me - accept my divinity.

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1,180,598 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

"Whoa, it's bisexual, I didn't know that!" I say, seeing today's Soap Of The Day. "By the way, I'm bisexual," the soap responds

"Whoa, it's bisexual, I didn't know that!" I say, seeing today's Soap Of The Day. "By the way, I'm bisexual," the soap responds

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1,090,721 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

I think I have Borderline Personality Disorder.

I think I have Borderline Personality Disorder.

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1,697,558 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Can we talk about how slime videos propagate patriarchy? Preferring slime over soap perpetuates the dehumanization and hyperobjectification of Soapers who, mind you, have to deal with the normalization of oversexualization during californication of the western civilization

Can we talk about how slime videos propagate patriarchy? Preferring slime over soap perpetuates the dehumanization and hyperobjectification of Soapers who, mind you, have to deal with the normalization of oversexualization during californication of the western civilization

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1,184,338 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

It's Christmas, but I hardly feel any jolliness or Christmas spirit. In fact, I haven't felt anything at all for quite some time. I'm just so numb. You can't see it but I'm typing while bleeding out in the snow. NOT! There's no fucking snow. Because of Chat gpt

It's Christmas, but I hardly feel any jolliness or Christmas spirit. In fact, I haven't felt anything at all for quite some time. I'm just so numb. You can't see it but I'm typing while bleeding out in the snow. NOT! There's no fucking snow. Because of Chat gpt

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🚨IN NOW🚨👇 Soap Of The Day have turned WOKE and announced that Soap Of The Day is now non-binary. "What? Huh? I've been non-binary since forever. Who are you and why are you in my house?"

🚨IN NOW🚨👇 Soap Of The Day have turned WOKE and announced that Soap Of The Day is now non-binary. "What? Huh? I've been non-binary since forever. Who are you and why are you in my house?"

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113,191 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

our first Soap Of The Day are the soapified remains of Evil F. Skeleton, evil f. skeleton. What? No, he didn't do anything. It's actually pretty regressive of you to just assume becoming soap is some sort of punishment. It's a gift. A gift from God. Accept it and you'll be free.

our first Soap Of The Day are the soapified remains of Evil F. Skeleton, evil f. skeleton. What? No, he didn't do anything. It's actually pretty regressive of you to just assume becoming soap is some sort of punishment. It's a gift. A gift from God. Accept it and you'll be free.

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Hey guys, this is Soap Of The Day's mom and I'm asking you all to stop being mean to them Oh my goddd mommm don't tweet that! It's okay my soap child I'll defend you from online hate. Obviously, she didn't say that. My parents never made me feel human. It all started when I was

Hey guys, this is Soap Of The Day's mom and I'm asking you all to stop being mean to them Oh my goddd mommm don't tweet that! It's okay my soap child I'll defend you from online hate. Obviously, she didn't say that. My parents never made me feel human. It all started when I was

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our first Soap Of The Day is the stupid Duolingo bird getting cut up because this company just pissed me the fuck off. Again.

our first Soap Of The Day is the stupid Duolingo bird getting cut up because this company just pissed me the fuck off. Again.

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367,520 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Soldier of God, why art thou hidden? ...! The demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous. our first Soap Of The Day is all the soap used to clean this SpongeBob rug we bury in mud for fun because we really don't like him one bit. But he keeps returning

Soldier of God, why art thou hidden? ...! The demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous. our first Soap Of The Day is all the soap used to clean this SpongeBob rug we bury in mud for fun because we really don't like him one bit. But he keeps returning

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835,812 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Every single day, millions of people viciously fight one another on Twitter. I don't car. I only concern myself with soap. My brain physically cannot comprehend anything that isn't soap-adjacent. A lot of you would be happier if you only concerned yourself with soap.

Every single day, millions of people viciously fight one another on Twitter. I don't car. I only concern myself with soap. My brain physically cannot comprehend anything that isn't soap-adjacent. A lot of you would be happier if you only concerned yourself with soap.

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