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Minnesota is the only state with Somalis and it’s surrounded by 47 others states who hate them. We are calling on Germany to give us 10 billion dollars and some nukes

Minnesota is the only state with Somalis and it’s surrounded by 47 others states who hate them. We are calling on Germany to give us 10 billion dollars and some nukes

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Iran 🇮🇷 is not playing around.

Iran 🇮🇷 is not playing around.

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Alhamdulillah my cousin landed and already owns a bank. Masha Allah god blessed us.

Alhamdulillah my cousin landed and already owns a bank. Masha Allah god blessed us.

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For a second you’ll assume it’s a masjid but this is how catholic Ethiopians pray.

For a second you’ll assume it’s a masjid but this is how catholic Ethiopians pray.

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The tone is totally different when he approaches a Somali guy 😭😭😭

The tone is totally different when he approaches a Somali guy 😭😭😭

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“We are good Muslims” Current events have me reconsidering some of my views on Siad Barre.

“We are good Muslims” Current events have me reconsidering some of my views on Siad Barre.

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Bantus stay hating. Everything you see there is 100% Somali owned.

Bantus stay hating. Everything you see there is 100% Somali owned.

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Somali women thrive everywhere from business and medicine to activism, sports, and the arts.

Somali women thrive everywhere from business and medicine to activism, sports, and the arts.

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Ethiopia’s election is tomorrow, but apparently the winner has already been decided.

Ethiopia’s election is tomorrow, but apparently the winner has already been decided.

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They’re building churches and synagogues in hargaysa somaliland

They’re building churches and synagogues in hargaysa somaliland

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One of the finest wedding venues in Somalia 🇸🇴✨

One of the finest wedding venues in Somalia 🇸🇴✨

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After the game, sijuus and jareers wanted round 2 😂 they were quickly stumped out

After the game, sijuus and jareers wanted round 2 😂 they were quickly stumped out

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Ok what tf is this? 🤣🤣

Ok what tf is this? 🤣🤣

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It’s a good day to be a Somali men. No one auditioned to be in planet of the apes.

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It’s a good day to be a Somali men. No one auditioned to be in planet of the apes.

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We don’t even produce macawiis. We need to crowdfund this asap.

We don’t even produce macawiis. We need to crowdfund this asap.

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24 hours till National Karanle Day

24 hours till National Karanle Day

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My American wives and I are living that hut life in Somalia 🇸🇴 beach views, camel HOA, zero complaints 🐪

My American wives and I are living that hut life in Somalia 🇸🇴 beach views, camel HOA, zero complaints 🐪

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My lil niece told yall before, No one is illegal on stolen land.

My lil niece told yall before, No one is illegal on stolen land.

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Somali culture being represented by non Somali is hilarious 😂😂.

Somali culture being represented by non Somali is hilarious 😂😂.

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Imam Ahmad ibn Ibrahim al-Ghazi (Ahmed Gurey) 1506–1543. he was a prominent Karanle figure from the Balaw subclan of the Sehawle Karanle.

Imam Ahmad ibn Ibrahim al-Ghazi (Ahmed Gurey) 1506–1543. he was a prominent Karanle figure from the Balaw subclan of the Sehawle Karanle.

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Lately everyone has been hearing about #Somalia

Lately everyone has been hearing about #Somalia

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Somalia 🇸🇴 is heaven on Earth.

Somalia 🇸🇴 is heaven on Earth.

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This should be a good lesson not to ever speak Somali or teach Somali to cadaans or any gaal 🤦🏾‍♂️

This should be a good lesson not to ever speak Somali or teach Somali to cadaans or any gaal 🤦🏾‍♂️

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That dumbass tried to intimidate a couple of Somali ladies, and they just laughed at his goofy ass.

That dumbass tried to intimidate a couple of Somali ladies, and they just laughed at his goofy ass.

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It’s honestly frustrating 🤦🏾‍♂️ Every time one of us gets a platform, instead of breaking the mold, we double down on tired stereotypes.

It’s honestly frustrating 🤦🏾‍♂️ Every time one of us gets a platform, instead of breaking the mold, we double down on tired stereotypes.

404,489 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Looks like the Ogaden community showed up strong, sending out their most recognizable face to back Jacob Frey. Guess they still haven’t moved past the Marxuum part 😂😂😭

Looks like the Ogaden community showed up strong, sending out their most recognizable face to back Jacob Frey. Guess they still haven’t moved past the Marxuum part 😂😂😭

Too $hort 🇸🇴🇩🇯🇸🇴

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The moment they fire them missiles at UAE.

The moment they fire them missiles at UAE.

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America 🇺🇸 🇸🇴 is the promised land

America 🇺🇸 🇸🇴 is the promised land

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This lady is not normal 😂😂😂💀

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This lady is not normal 😂😂😂💀

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No infrastructure. No roads. No meaningful investment. Just extracting resources and shipping away the wealth. Last year alone, this region exported $246 million in gold to the UAE.

No infrastructure. No roads. No meaningful investment. Just extracting resources and shipping away the wealth. Last year alone, this region exported $246 million in gold to the UAE.

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Beautiful to see young kids not missing their education cuz they’re deaf. More deaf and special needs schools are needed for Somalia 🇸🇴.

Beautiful to see young kids not missing their education cuz they’re deaf. More deaf and special needs schools are needed for Somalia 🇸🇴.

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A few years ago, this kid started with a toy plane, a few wires, and an RC car remote. Now he has mastered the skills to build an actual drone. Masha Allah.

A few years ago, this kid started with a toy plane, a few wires, and an RC car remote. Now he has mastered the skills to build an actual drone. Masha Allah.

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Luxury apartments and penthouses are popping up everywhere in Mogadishu 🇸🇴

Luxury apartments and penthouses are popping up everywhere in Mogadishu 🇸🇴

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Fasting growing city in East Africa. Mogadishu Somalia 🇸🇴

Fasting growing city in East Africa. Mogadishu Somalia 🇸🇴

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Hafun, #Somalia 🇸🇴 The last tip of East Africa.

Hafun, #Somalia 🇸🇴 The last tip of East Africa.

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🤣🤣😂😂💀☠️ wallahi I’m dying

🤣🤣😂😂💀☠️ wallahi I’m dying

Too $hort 🇸🇴🇩🇯🇸🇴🇺🇸

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Aqua kids straight outta Mogadishu 🇸🇴

Aqua kids straight outta Mogadishu 🇸🇴

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Xalimo feminist in west are the greatest danger to the culture. These women need to be banned from coming to Somalia with their ideology of feminizing our young boys.

Xalimo feminist in west are the greatest danger to the culture. These women need to be banned from coming to Somalia with their ideology of feminizing our young boys.

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“I can’t believe Jacob Frey did divide&conquer”

“I can’t believe Jacob Frey did divide&conquer”

Son Of Somalia 🇸🇴🇩🇯🇸🇴🇺🇸

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Massive industrial drill pipes ready for operation in Somalia 🇸🇴🔥 This is the kind of equipment used in serious oil and gas exploration. Drill Baby Drill

Massive industrial drill pipes ready for operation in Somalia 🇸🇴🔥 This is the kind of equipment used in serious oil and gas exploration. Drill Baby Drill

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