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Scooby-Doo taught us never to trust the first face you see. Jelly Roll mystery? Solved.

Scooby-Doo taught us never to trust the first face you see. Jelly Roll mystery? Solved.

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Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

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Don’t worry, white people, I got you.

Don’t worry, white people, I got you.

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I finally understand Canada’s foreign policy.

I finally understand Canada’s foreign policy.

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“Actual footage” of the first time I saw a white person.

“Actual footage” of the first time I saw a white person.

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Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

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It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

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Lake Ontario is now Lake America. Beavers love it. Moose love it. Birds love it. Even the fish love it. And the fish don’t like anything. Nobody has ever seen wildlife this happy. Many people are saying it.

Lake Ontario is now Lake America. Beavers love it. Moose love it. Birds love it. Even the fish love it. And the fish don’t like anything. Nobody has ever seen wildlife this happy. Many people are saying it.

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After becoming the only G7 leader to put his country into a recession, Mark Carney prepares for a battle with Trump.

After becoming the only G7 leader to put his country into a recession, Mark Carney prepares for a battle with Trump.

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Michelle finally reveals what we always knew.

Michelle finally reveals what we always knew.

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This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

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I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

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Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

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Turns out the RINO was undead the whole time. You can’t kill what was never alive.

Turns out the RINO was undead the whole time. You can’t kill what was never alive.

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This girl is going to run a company someday.

This girl is going to run a company someday.

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His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

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That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

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Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

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The left created this little guy to insult us. We adopted him.

The left created this little guy to insult us. We adopted him.

11,342,015 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen

Safe or out? I watched it five times and I’m still not sure.

Safe or out? I watched it five times and I’m still not sure.

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“Found footage”: Mark Carney’s spider-man audition tape.

“Found footage”: Mark Carney’s spider-man audition tape.

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Under promise and overdeliver.

Under promise and overdeliver.

17,397,103 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.

The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.

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Sorry, ladies. MAGACHUD is off the market.

Sorry, ladies. MAGACHUD is off the market.

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Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.

Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.

17,560,210 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Nobody warned us the World Cup was going to solve Korea’s birth rate crisis. All this Korea 🇰🇷 - Mexico 🇲🇽 love is beautiful. A lot of kimchi is ending up in tacos tonight. Nine months from now, Seoul is going to have a baby boom. And somehow, every single one of them will be Filipino.

Nobody warned us the World Cup was going to solve Korea’s birth rate crisis. All this Korea 🇰🇷 - Mexico 🇲🇽 love is beautiful. A lot of kimchi is ending up in tacos tonight. Nine months from now, Seoul is going to have a baby boom. And somehow, every single one of them will be Filipino.

3,325,410 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.

She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.

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Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.

Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.

6,708,474 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

MAGACHUD did not survive fame. Fame survived MAGACHUD.

MAGACHUD did not survive fame. Fame survived MAGACHUD.

103,711 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen

The Mount Rushmore boys weigh in on modern America: • men in women's sports? • puberty blockers? • is Canada gay? • what is DEI? • should Trump be the fifth bestie?

The Mount Rushmore boys weigh in on modern America: • men in women's sports? • puberty blockers? • is Canada gay? • what is DEI? • should Trump be the fifth bestie?

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I just applied for X's Original Content Rewards Program. A lot of creators have been on edge today, myself included. It was a lot easier than I expected. Kudos to X and Allegra Jacchia. I took screenshots of the entire process for anyone else applying. Easy peasy. Now we wait. 1. Check eligibility Go to Creator Studio → Programs → Original Content Rewards. If it says Eligible, tap Next. 2. Submit your posts Choose your 10 best original posts out of the 20 that are pre-selected for you. 3. Read the agreement Check the box and hit Submit. That's it. Your application goes under review, and X says you should hear back within 3 business days. The whole thing took about five minutes. Go apply. Ask me questions in the comments. I will be transparent. ✌🏻

I just applied for X's Original Content Rewards Program. A lot of creators have been on edge today, myself included. It was a lot easier than I expected. Kudos to X and Allegra Jacchia. I took screenshots of the entire process for anyone else applying. Easy peasy. Now we wait. 1. Check eligibility Go to Creator Studio → Programs → Original Content Rewards. If it says Eligible, tap Next. 2. Submit your posts Choose your 10 best original posts out of the 20 that are pre-selected for you. 3. Read the agreement Check the box and hit Submit. That's it. Your application goes under review, and X says you should hear back within 3 business days. The whole thing took about five minutes. Go apply. Ask me questions in the comments. I will be transparent. ✌🏻

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I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.

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I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.

7,670,056 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Mark Carney is trying to stop American memes. MAGACHUD was sent to Make Canada Great Again.

Mark Carney is trying to stop American memes. MAGACHUD was sent to Make Canada Great Again.

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There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.

There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.

8,970,928 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

The level where Mario exports democracy.

The level where Mario exports democracy.

4,396,198 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.

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Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.

9,902,624 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.

The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.

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If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.

If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.

5,536,326 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten