Sovey

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Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

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This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

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Gentlemen, I found your future ex.

Gentlemen, I found your future ex.

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Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

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I thought it was illegal to manipulate the mileage on a vehicle?

I thought it was illegal to manipulate the mileage on a vehicle?

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It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

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I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

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Texas guinea pigs have a message for Senate candidate James Talarico. 🔊 on.

Texas guinea pigs have a message for Senate candidate James Talarico. 🔊 on.

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This girl is going to run a company someday.

This girl is going to run a company someday.

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Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

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I’m revoking her lady card. There are certain secrets we do not disclose, sis.

I’m revoking her lady card. There are certain secrets we do not disclose, sis.

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That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

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I’m no math expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not right.

I’m no math expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not right.

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If this guy was born in the US, he’d be a Tesla engineer. Pretty cool.

If this guy was born in the US, he’d be a Tesla engineer. Pretty cool.

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His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

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Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

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What can’t he do?

What can’t he do?

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In Japan the deeper you bow, the more respect you’re showing. And if this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, I genuinely don’t know what is. Absolutely adorable.

In Japan the deeper you bow, the more respect you’re showing. And if this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, I genuinely don’t know what is. Absolutely adorable.

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Under promise and overdeliver.

Under promise and overdeliver.

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My post was featured on the news. Kinda cool! All it took was a woman redesigning a men’s restroom.

My post was featured on the news. Kinda cool! All it took was a woman redesigning a men’s restroom.

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She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.

She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.

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The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.

The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.

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The level where Mario exports democracy.

The level where Mario exports democracy.

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Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.

Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.

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Back to work.

Back to work.

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The laundry industry figured out one of the greatest grifts in American retail: sell people a giant bottle that’s mostly water, perfume, and vibes. Most detergent is designed to smell like “clean” before it actually needs to do much cleaning. You can make your own with the parts that actually matter: Washing soda: raises the pH and helps lift grease and grime. Borax: softens hard water and keeps dirt from redepositing. Castile soap: breaks surface tension and helps carry the dirt away. For a 4-person household doing around 300 loads a year: Commercial detergent: $150 to $180 DIY version: about $6 That’s $140+ saved by refusing to pay luxury prices for scented tap water. Trust the chemistry, not the marketing. Reclaim your laundry room. 🇺🇸

The laundry industry figured out one of the greatest grifts in American retail: sell people a giant bottle that’s mostly water, perfume, and vibes. Most detergent is designed to smell like “clean” before it actually needs to do much cleaning. You can make your own with the parts that actually matter: Washing soda: raises the pH and helps lift grease and grime. Borax: softens hard water and keeps dirt from redepositing. Castile soap: breaks surface tension and helps carry the dirt away. For a 4-person household doing around 300 loads a year: Commercial detergent: $150 to $180 DIY version: about $6 That’s $140+ saved by refusing to pay luxury prices for scented tap water. Trust the chemistry, not the marketing. Reclaim your laundry room. 🇺🇸

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Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.

Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.

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The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.

The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.

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If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.

If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.

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I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.

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I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.

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Every update about Kanye and his wife seems like it was generated in a luxury brand psych ward.

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There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.

There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.

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Bro went from Joe Dirt to Enrique Iglesias. It’s like he refinanced his face with that hat.

Bro went from Joe Dirt to Enrique Iglesias. It’s like he refinanced his face with that hat.

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I was skeptical. I left convinced.

I was skeptical. I left convinced.

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AI is gonna take your job and your girl.

AI is gonna take your job and your girl.

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Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.

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Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.

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OK ladies, he's on to us. Scatter!

OK ladies, he's on to us. Scatter!

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Elon saw this and built an entire company around it. PS: can you really just drive to the county line and get out of the ticket?

Elon saw this and built an entire company around it. PS: can you really just drive to the county line and get out of the ticket?

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