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Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.
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Easily my favorite part of January 6.
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Reporting live from the Canadian Department of โWhat the Fuck Are You People Doing?โ
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She wants a civil war because Thanksgiving arguments arenโt producing enough casualties.
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And you wonder why the election is so tight.
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Before anyone drafts a sympathy card, roll the tape. There's McConnell on Hannity, beaming like a man showing off vacation photos and taking a victory lap for the judicial vacancies he created by blockading a sitting president's nominees.
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I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.
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I tune into foreign media for unbiased reporting.
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Psstโฆwanna see a murder?
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โFuck Trumpโ is less a slogan than a national customer review.
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Mike Johnson: โIf you lend your 16 year old child the family car and they bring it home dented, is it okay to abort them, just answer the question.โ
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You can see the exact second his brain opened the folder and only found a screensaver.
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She was right about everything.
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The real Hallmark miracle is the way a man with no social media and perfect forearms can make me forget my 6-figure job and 401(k) in under 60 seconds.
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Lara released a single and animal control released a statement
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Marjorie Taylor Greene ๐บ๐ธ Hereโs Marge telling people to kill our duly elected political leaders.
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Easily my favorite part of January 6. Volume.
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Just let him speak. Heโs doing our work.
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