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I don’t even know what ketamine does but I’m guessing it looks a lot likes this.

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I don’t even know what ketamine does but I’m guessing it looks a lot likes this.

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When the president is so dumb the infectious disease doctor touches his face.

When the president is so dumb the infectious disease doctor touches his face.

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“Let’s see what happens if I grab his horn.”

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“Let’s see what happens if I grab his horn.”

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Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.

Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.

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The real reason MTG is leaving Congress is for experimental toe augmentation surgery in Switzerland.

The real reason MTG is leaving Congress is for experimental toe augmentation surgery in Switzerland.

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When you lied on your resume but get the job anyway.

When you lied on your resume but get the job anyway.

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The face of someone who just discovered the air has…flavor.

The face of someone who just discovered the air has…flavor.

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Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi protecting the Epstein files.

Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi protecting the Epstein files.

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ICE in Portland: “Dear God, they’re Jazzercising in formation! Light ‘em up!”

ICE in Portland: “Dear God, they’re Jazzercising in formation! Light ‘em up!”

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It sure sounds like he’s saying 65 year old men should be impregnating the girls who hit puberty earlier, and all of the parents I know have children. These idiots run our country.

It sure sounds like he’s saying 65 year old men should be impregnating the girls who hit puberty earlier, and all of the parents I know have children. These idiots run our country.

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First day of Spring at the lake.

First day of Spring at the lake.

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Matt Gaetz is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Matt Gaetz is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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Name removal, but make it cinematic.

Name removal, but make it cinematic.

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North Korea calling balls and strikes.

North Korea calling balls and strikes.

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Tricia McLaughlin of DHS says 75% of the 260,000 people Trump has arrested are convicted violent criminals. Does that strike anyone else as ludicrous?

Tricia McLaughlin of DHS says 75% of the 260,000 people Trump has arrested are convicted violent criminals. Does that strike anyone else as ludicrous?

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RT The rally finally got its interpreter for the hard of thinking.

RT The rally finally got its interpreter for the hard of thinking.

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If my cat does it, it’s okay. If you try it, it’s “who are you?” and “WHY ARE YOU NAKED!”

If my cat does it, it’s okay. If you try it, it’s “who are you?” and “WHY ARE YOU NAKED!”

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I’ve hesitated about posting this but it’s something everyone needs to see.

I’ve hesitated about posting this but it’s something everyone needs to see.

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Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.

Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.

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Easily my favorite part of January 6.

Easily my favorite part of January 6.

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Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”

Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”

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She wants a civil war because Thanksgiving arguments aren’t producing enough casualties.

She wants a civil war because Thanksgiving arguments aren’t producing enough casualties.

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And you wonder why the election is so tight.

And you wonder why the election is so tight.

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Before anyone drafts a sympathy card, roll the tape. There's McConnell on Hannity, beaming like a man showing off vacation photos and taking a victory lap for the judicial vacancies he created by blockading a sitting president's nominees.

Before anyone drafts a sympathy card, roll the tape. There's McConnell on Hannity, beaming like a man showing off vacation photos and taking a victory lap for the judicial vacancies he created by blockading a sitting president's nominees.

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I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.

I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.

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I tune into foreign media for unbiased reporting.

I tune into foreign media for unbiased reporting.

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Psst…wanna see a murder?

Psst…wanna see a murder?

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“Fuck Trump” is less a slogan than a national customer review.

“Fuck Trump” is less a slogan than a national customer review.

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Mike Johnson: “If you lend your 16 year old child the family car and they bring it home dented, is it okay to abort them, just answer the question.”

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Mike Johnson: “If you lend your 16 year old child the family car and they bring it home dented, is it okay to abort them, just answer the question.”

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You can see the exact second his brain opened the folder and only found a screensaver.

You can see the exact second his brain opened the folder and only found a screensaver.

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She was right about everything.

She was right about everything.

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The real Hallmark miracle is the way a man with no social media and perfect forearms can make me forget my 6-figure job and 401(k) in under 60 seconds.

The real Hallmark miracle is the way a man with no social media and perfect forearms can make me forget my 6-figure job and 401(k) in under 60 seconds.

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Lara released a single and animal control released a statement

Lara released a single and animal control released a statement

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Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 Here’s Marge telling people to kill our duly elected political leaders.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 Here’s Marge telling people to kill our duly elected political leaders.

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Easily my favorite part of January 6. Volume.

Easily my favorite part of January 6. Volume.

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Just let him speak. He’s doing our work.

Just let him speak. He’s doing our work.

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