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I don’t even know what ketamine does but I’m guessing it looks a lot likes this.

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I don’t even know what ketamine does but I’m guessing it looks a lot likes this.

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Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.

Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.

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The face of someone who just discovered the air has…flavor.

The face of someone who just discovered the air has…flavor.

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The real reason MTG is leaving Congress is for experimental toe augmentation surgery in Switzerland.

The real reason MTG is leaving Congress is for experimental toe augmentation surgery in Switzerland.

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When you lied on your resume but get the job anyway.

When you lied on your resume but get the job anyway.

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Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi protecting the Epstein files.

Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi protecting the Epstein files.

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Name removal, but make it cinematic.

Name removal, but make it cinematic.

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First day of Spring at the lake.

First day of Spring at the lake.

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It sure sounds like he’s saying 65 year old men should be impregnating the girls who hit puberty earlier, and all of the parents I know have children. These idiots run our country.

It sure sounds like he’s saying 65 year old men should be impregnating the girls who hit puberty earlier, and all of the parents I know have children. These idiots run our country.

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ICE in Portland: “Dear God, they’re Jazzercising in formation! Light ‘em up!”

ICE in Portland: “Dear God, they’re Jazzercising in formation! Light ‘em up!”

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Matt Gaetz is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Matt Gaetz is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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North Korea calling balls and strikes.

North Korea calling balls and strikes.

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Tricia McLaughlin of DHS says 75% of the 260,000 people Trump has arrested are convicted violent criminals. Does that strike anyone else as ludicrous?

Tricia McLaughlin of DHS says 75% of the 260,000 people Trump has arrested are convicted violent criminals. Does that strike anyone else as ludicrous?

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If my cat does it, it’s okay. If you try it, it’s “who are you?” and “WHY ARE YOU NAKED!”

If my cat does it, it’s okay. If you try it, it’s “who are you?” and “WHY ARE YOU NAKED!”

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Rehearsals are underway in Alabama for #Freedumb250

Rehearsals are underway in Alabama for #Freedumb250

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I’ve hesitated about posting this but it’s something everyone needs to see.

I’ve hesitated about posting this but it’s something everyone needs to see.

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Joe Biden to the Republicans

Joe Biden to the Republicans

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Chelsea Handler The Daily Show Tucker Carlson’s effete laugh is so 🤮

Chelsea Handler The Daily Show Tucker Carlson’s effete laugh is so 🤮

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Before anyone drafts a sympathy card, roll the tape. There's McConnell on Hannity, beaming like a man showing off vacation photos and taking a victory lap for the judicial vacancies he created by blockading a sitting president's nominees.

Before anyone drafts a sympathy card, roll the tape. There's McConnell on Hannity, beaming like a man showing off vacation photos and taking a victory lap for the judicial vacancies he created by blockading a sitting president's nominees.

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I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.

I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.

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And you wonder why the election is so tight.

And you wonder why the election is so tight.

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I tune into foreign media for unbiased reporting.

I tune into foreign media for unbiased reporting.

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“Fuck Trump” is less a slogan than a national customer review.

“Fuck Trump” is less a slogan than a national customer review.

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Psst…wanna see a murder?

Psst…wanna see a murder?

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Trump talking about buying Greenland has MAGA confronting their greatest challenge - geography.

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Trump talking about buying Greenland has MAGA confronting their greatest challenge - geography.

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She was right about everything.

She was right about everything.

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She wants to know if euros come in dollars.

She wants to know if euros come in dollars.

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Mike Johnson: “If you lend your 16 year old child the family car and they bring it home dented, is it okay to abort them, just answer the question.”

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Mike Johnson: “If you lend your 16 year old child the family car and they bring it home dented, is it okay to abort them, just answer the question.”

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The real Hallmark miracle is the way a man with no social media and perfect forearms can make me forget my 6-figure job and 401(k) in under 60 seconds.

The real Hallmark miracle is the way a man with no social media and perfect forearms can make me forget my 6-figure job and 401(k) in under 60 seconds.

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“You don’t see many 26 year old supermodels on the arm of a 53 year old crustacean.”

“You don’t see many 26 year old supermodels on the arm of a 53 year old crustacean.”

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Easily my favorite part of January 6. Volume.

Easily my favorite part of January 6. Volume.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 Here’s Marge telling people to kill our duly elected political leaders.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 Here’s Marge telling people to kill our duly elected political leaders.

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Trump had some dire predictions in 2020. Let’s review:

Trump had some dire predictions in 2020. Let’s review:

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“You don’t see many 26 year old supermodels on the arm of a 53 year old crustacean.”

“You don’t see many 26 year old supermodels on the arm of a 53 year old crustacean.”

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Watch the Magician make $2.3 Trillion disappear in 25 seconds.

Watch the Magician make $2.3 Trillion disappear in 25 seconds.

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My daughter knows how hard I've been working to pay for her college so to cheer me up she sent me this of her at Coachella.

My daughter knows how hard I've been working to pay for her college so to cheer me up she sent me this of her at Coachella.

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Jordan Klepper has the easiest job in the world - making morons look stupid.

Jordan Klepper has the easiest job in the world - making morons look stupid.

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Rick Scott is an asshole.

Rick Scott is an asshole.

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