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Tan Smith. Political Commentary, Pisstaking & Satire. Don’t like Tories? You’ll love me. Dystopia Warner. Writer. You can sub/shout a coffee here👇🏼

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Laurence of dry labia and his harem of boy toys. He’s so far in the closet, he’s in fucking NARNIA.

Laurence of dry labia and his harem of boy toys. He’s so far in the closet, he’s in fucking NARNIA.

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"What is the charge? Losing a football game? A succulent football game?"

"What is the charge? Losing a football game? A succulent football game?"

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"I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters" said a white Scottish man arrested after 5 people were stabbed in Edinburgh. I’ll fucking say it, this is on Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe.

"I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters" said a white Scottish man arrested after 5 people were stabbed in Edinburgh. I’ll fucking say it, this is on Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe.

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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL The typos reminded me of this… “Don’t boil a kettle on a boat!”

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL The typos reminded me of this… “Don’t boil a kettle on a boat!”

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Our Deputy Prime Minister is a total legend.

Our Deputy Prime Minister is a total legend.

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In an effort to drum up last minute support for the Lib Dem’s, Ed Davey is offering a free shag to constituents in key marginals.

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In an effort to drum up last minute support for the Lib Dem’s, Ed Davey is offering a free shag to constituents in key marginals.

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Sam Coates Sky He was forced to admit that they were Associated Press photos minutes later, but the damage had been done. On what basis did you decide to initially refer to the photos as “government propaganda” and “fake news” while ardently warning the public not to trust them Sam Coates ?

Sam Coates Sky He was forced to admit that they were Associated Press photos minutes later, but the damage had been done. On what basis did you decide to initially refer to the photos as “government propaganda” and “fake news” while ardently warning the public not to trust them Sam Coates ?

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“Quiet anger is good, you can turn quiet anger into a positive, as opposed to rage, which never leads to anything good” This you, Nigel Farage ? Well this is all a bit awkward, isn’t it?

“Quiet anger is good, you can turn quiet anger into a positive, as opposed to rage, which never leads to anything good” This you, Nigel Farage ? Well this is all a bit awkward, isn’t it?

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The reality is the man Robinson is alleged to have struck could have died. It only takes one punch. Yet, as a white man, previously associated with many banned far right extremist groups, he was free to flee the country. How’s that for two tier justice? Drag the fucker back.

The reality is the man Robinson is alleged to have struck could have died. It only takes one punch. Yet, as a white man, previously associated with many banned far right extremist groups, he was free to flee the country. How’s that for two tier justice? Drag the fucker back.

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This only makes me love Angela Rayner more.

This only makes me love Angela Rayner more.

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“We are freezing known Russian assets, but let me be clear, I don’t actually mean the honourable member for Clacton” Reeves throws a very timely posh burn in Farage’s direction. #Budget2026

“We are freezing known Russian assets, but let me be clear, I don’t actually mean the honourable member for Clacton” Reeves throws a very timely posh burn in Farage’s direction. #Budget2026

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Kamala showed that raggedy ass bitch who the real daddy is from the onset. True to form, he’s a rambling incoherent fuckwit. Unfathomably dense. Kamala is sharp and on the brief. Doubt that even matters, sadly this shit just seems to be a game show in the US. #Debate2024

Kamala showed that raggedy ass bitch who the real daddy is from the onset. True to form, he’s a rambling incoherent fuckwit. Unfathomably dense. Kamala is sharp and on the brief. Doubt that even matters, sadly this shit just seems to be a game show in the US. #Debate2024

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Would you look at that? For the first time, the new Labour government has taken its place on the left and the wankers have been relegated to the opposition benches. A good day. Just a shame we have to go through this mad embarrassing pantomime before it can all kick off.

Would you look at that? For the first time, the new Labour government has taken its place on the left and the wankers have been relegated to the opposition benches. A good day. Just a shame we have to go through this mad embarrassing pantomime before it can all kick off.

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“I’m sorry for groping and shouting at your statue bro, I thought it was a real woman”

“I’m sorry for groping and shouting at your statue bro, I thought it was a real woman”

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Fucking yes Greenpeace! Disrupting and (peacefully) targeting the Prime Minister and politicians is exactly what we need to do!

Fucking yes Greenpeace! Disrupting and (peacefully) targeting the Prime Minister and politicians is exactly what we need to do!

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Brought tears to my eyes, this makes me proud to be British and brings some much needed hope. There’s far more of us than there are of them.

Brought tears to my eyes, this makes me proud to be British and brings some much needed hope. There’s far more of us than there are of them.

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More thinly veiled incitement from this tosser. Look at him with his two flag and scent diffuser backdrop thinking he’s the PM. I’ve disguised his voice like they used to for IRA interviews back in the day. Something that Nigel “Up the RA” Farage probably knows all about.

More thinly veiled incitement from this tosser. Look at him with his two flag and scent diffuser backdrop thinking he’s the PM. I’ve disguised his voice like they used to for IRA interviews back in the day. Something that Nigel “Up the RA” Farage probably knows all about.

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Johnson has fucking resigned! Good riddance you mop haired cunt!

Johnson has fucking resigned! Good riddance you mop haired cunt!

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Yeah, I wouldn’t touch anything at that buffet.

Yeah, I wouldn’t touch anything at that buffet.

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Me entering 2025 as the far right claims Europe, climate change spirals out of control, bird flu looms, a thick rapist is about to be US President again, AI starts to advance so far nobody will know what’s real and the broligarch billionaires start to use our data against us.

Me entering 2025 as the far right claims Europe, climate change spirals out of control, bird flu looms, a thick rapist is about to be US President again, AI starts to advance so far nobody will know what’s real and the broligarch billionaires start to use our data against us.

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“And you don’t like seeing brown faces on TV” Thangam Debbonaire just spectacularly lost her shit and absolutely battered the living daylights out of Sarah Pochin live on SkyNews (despite England winning their World Cup game against Croatia).
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“And you don’t like seeing brown faces on TV” Thangam Debbonaire just spectacularly lost her shit and absolutely battered the living daylights out of Sarah Pochin live on SkyNews (despite England winning their World Cup game against Croatia).

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1,093,113 views • 1 month ago

In a world of Andrew Tate’s, be a Jude Bellingham.
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In a world of Andrew Tate’s, be a Jude Bellingham.

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87,787 views • 3 days ago

“You only care about violence against women and girls when it’s committed by a brown person” I’m living for Thangam Debbonaire losing her shit after being incessantly interrupted by Sarah Pochin and then utterly bodying her. No notes.
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“You only care about violence against women and girls when it’s committed by a brown person” I’m living for Thangam Debbonaire losing her shit after being incessantly interrupted by Sarah Pochin and then utterly bodying her. No notes.

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532,844 views • 1 month ago

What the FUCK? Sam Coates at Sky News warning the public that photos released by No 10, of Starmer, are “government propaganda” and “fake news”. He repeatedly tells people to NOT trust the photos. No broadcaster should show this level of overt bias. It is BEYOND fucked up.
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What the FUCK? Sam Coates at Sky News warning the public that photos released by No 10, of Starmer, are “government propaganda” and “fake news”. He repeatedly tells people to NOT trust the photos. No broadcaster should show this level of overt bias. It is BEYOND fucked up.

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1,106,657 views • 2 months ago

Fuck me, that sexist plumber that Reform found in a pub DIED ON HIS ARSE. It was the worst performance I’ve ever seen on QT. I almost felt sorry for him at one point then recovered by remembering that he’s a misogynistic arsehole standing for a racist party. #QuestionTime
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Fuck me, that sexist plumber that Reform found in a pub DIED ON HIS ARSE. It was the worst performance I’ve ever seen on QT. I almost felt sorry for him at one point then recovered by remembering that he’s a misogynistic arsehole standing for a racist party. #QuestionTime

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544,171 views • 1 month ago

If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?
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If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

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802,162 views • 2 months ago

Brendan, a carer, found his car burnt out by the far right after a long 12 hour shift looking after vulnerable people who need help. He saved up for that car. I was going to set up a crowdfund, to help, then I discovered…
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Brendan, a carer, found his car burnt out by the far right after a long 12 hour shift looking after vulnerable people who need help. He saved up for that car. I was going to set up a crowdfund, to help, then I discovered…

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9,163,331 views • 1 year ago

Yeah this is *definitely* organic reach isn’t it? It’s definitely NOT algorithmic amplification by Elon Musk to give an illusion of mass consensus, eh? It’s all smoke, mirrors and emotional manipulation.
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Yeah this is *definitely* organic reach isn’t it? It’s definitely NOT algorithmic amplification by Elon Musk to give an illusion of mass consensus, eh? It’s all smoke, mirrors and emotional manipulation.

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350,302 views • 1 month ago

Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch Marina Purkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼 This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him. Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?
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Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch Marina Purkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼 This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him. Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?

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12,930,575 views • 3 years ago

Farage, with a very different accent, explaining how to exploit and profit from the very same system that he claimed to rail against. Including using one’s wife to account for financial irregularities. Well, it apparently works when trying to explain away house purchases, eh?
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Farage, with a very different accent, explaining how to exploit and profit from the very same system that he claimed to rail against. Including using one’s wife to account for financial irregularities. Well, it apparently works when trying to explain away house purchases, eh?

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434,953 views • 1 month ago

Fuck me, Rod Stewart is embarrassing. It’s like watching a Reform voting nan who’s been temporarily let out of the care home to attend a family wedding. It’s not a legend slot, it’s a safeguarding failure. #Glastonbury2025
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Fuck me, Rod Stewart is embarrassing. It’s like watching a Reform voting nan who’s been temporarily let out of the care home to attend a family wedding. It’s not a legend slot, it’s a safeguarding failure. #Glastonbury2025

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3,190,559 views • 1 year ago

What happened in Belfast was what Lucy Connolly called for in Southport. She was, quite rightly jailed. Only for Reform to give her a heroes welcome at their conference, which normalised and applauded racial incitement. Now look at where we are. It’ll be lynchings next.
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What happened in Belfast was what Lucy Connolly called for in Southport. She was, quite rightly jailed. Only for Reform to give her a heroes welcome at their conference, which normalised and applauded racial incitement. Now look at where we are. It’ll be lynchings next.

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261,890 views • 1 month ago

Someone clip up Kanes post match interview now, because holy fuck 😂 #MEXENG
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Someone clip up Kanes post match interview now, because holy fuck 😂 #MEXENG

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“I haven’t seen my kids for 4 years because I harassed a traumatised Syrian child that was literally WATERBOARDED by a pupil who came from a family of racists” That’s the truth. He could give it all up today. He won’t because it’s so fucking PROFITABLE.
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“I haven’t seen my kids for 4 years because I harassed a traumatised Syrian child that was literally WATERBOARDED by a pupil who came from a family of racists” That’s the truth. He could give it all up today. He won’t because it’s so fucking PROFITABLE.

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1,249,019 views • 8 months ago

Do you think it’s appropriate for GMB to platform a guest who suggests that Starmer takes the “Dignitas route” and “dies with dignity” only for Susanna Reid to join in? Even figuratively, a broadcaster suggesting that the PM takes his own life is indefensible and abhorrent.
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Do you think it’s appropriate for GMB to platform a guest who suggests that Starmer takes the “Dignitas route” and “dies with dignity” only for Susanna Reid to join in? Even figuratively, a broadcaster suggesting that the PM takes his own life is indefensible and abhorrent.

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270,649 views • 2 months ago

The issue isn’t Lineker tweeting about politics. It’s that the BBC bosses (Gibb, Davie and Sharp) are all Tories and to them, he was criticising the wrong side. We need to reclaim our country from corruption. It’s not about stopping the boats, it’s about stopping Tory votes.
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The issue isn’t Lineker tweeting about politics. It’s that the BBC bosses (Gibb, Davie and Sharp) are all Tories and to them, he was criticising the wrong side. We need to reclaim our country from corruption. It’s not about stopping the boats, it’s about stopping Tory votes.

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4,368,146 views • 3 years ago

The horrifying reality of being a woman, perfectly summarised by Cait O'Ryan If you give even the slightest shit about women, watch it all. This is what it’s like.
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The horrifying reality of being a woman, perfectly summarised by Cait O'Ryan If you give even the slightest shit about women, watch it all. This is what it’s like.

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2,130,248 views • 1 year ago

The guy in the pig nose in the background of Lucy Powell’s Sky News interview is absolutely fucking rinsing her. At one point she even turns her shoulder unnaturally to try to obscure him, to no avail. We are not a normal country. #GortonandDentonByElection
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The guy in the pig nose in the background of Lucy Powell’s Sky News interview is absolutely fucking rinsing her. At one point she even turns her shoulder unnaturally to try to obscure him, to no avail. We are not a normal country. #GortonandDentonByElection

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474,585 views • 4 months ago

I’m sorry but this is a fucking GENIUS bit of marketing from Curry’s.
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I’m sorry but this is a fucking GENIUS bit of marketing from Curry’s.

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2,209,959 views • 1 year ago