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Tan Smith. Political Commentary, Pisstaking & Satire. Don’t like Tories? You’ll love me. Dystopia Warner. Writer. You can sub/shout a coffee here👇🏼

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Safe to say that this BBC North report on the Tiger incident didn’t exactly go to plan…

Safe to say that this BBC North report on the Tiger incident didn’t exactly go to plan…

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Laurence of dry labia and his harem of boy toys. He’s so far in the closet, he’s in fucking NARNIA.

Laurence of dry labia and his harem of boy toys. He’s so far in the closet, he’s in fucking NARNIA.

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We aren’t your fucking women you misshapen potato.

We aren’t your fucking women you misshapen potato.

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Our Deputy Prime Minister is a total legend.

Our Deputy Prime Minister is a total legend.

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"I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters" said a white Scottish man arrested after 5 people were stabbed in Edinburgh. I’ll fucking say it, this is on Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe.

"I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters" said a white Scottish man arrested after 5 people were stabbed in Edinburgh. I’ll fucking say it, this is on Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe.

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In an effort to drum up last minute support for the Lib Dem’s, Ed Davey is offering a free shag to constituents in key marginals.

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In an effort to drum up last minute support for the Lib Dem’s, Ed Davey is offering a free shag to constituents in key marginals.

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Relentlessly repeating one word over and over like a bunch of ugly chubby Pokémon. This is deeply embarrassing.

Relentlessly repeating one word over and over like a bunch of ugly chubby Pokémon. This is deeply embarrassing.

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The reality is the man Robinson is alleged to have struck could have died. It only takes one punch. Yet, as a white man, previously associated with many banned far right extremist groups, he was free to flee the country. How’s that for two tier justice? Drag the fucker back.

The reality is the man Robinson is alleged to have struck could have died. It only takes one punch. Yet, as a white man, previously associated with many banned far right extremist groups, he was free to flee the country. How’s that for two tier justice? Drag the fucker back.

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Sam Coates Sky He was forced to admit that they were Associated Press photos minutes later, but the damage had been done. On what basis did you decide to initially refer to the photos as “government propaganda” and “fake news” while ardently warning the public not to trust them Sam Coates ?

Sam Coates Sky He was forced to admit that they were Associated Press photos minutes later, but the damage had been done. On what basis did you decide to initially refer to the photos as “government propaganda” and “fake news” while ardently warning the public not to trust them Sam Coates ?

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This only makes me love Angela Rayner more.

This only makes me love Angela Rayner more.

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Big fuck off explosion at a farm in Rettendon, Essex. It is thought that a fertiliser factory had a fire then it all just exploded. Mad scenes. Hi I’m Tan and I bring you live news with absolute professionalism.

Big fuck off explosion at a farm in Rettendon, Essex. It is thought that a fertiliser factory had a fire then it all just exploded. Mad scenes. Hi I’m Tan and I bring you live news with absolute professionalism.

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Does that mean that Ann Widdecombe’s murderer also deserves a medal Robert £15k TAX FREE Jenrick?

Does that mean that Ann Widdecombe’s murderer also deserves a medal Robert £15k TAX FREE Jenrick?

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“We are freezing known Russian assets, but let me be clear, I don’t actually mean the honourable member for Clacton” Reeves throws a very timely posh burn in Farage’s direction. #Budget2026

“We are freezing known Russian assets, but let me be clear, I don’t actually mean the honourable member for Clacton” Reeves throws a very timely posh burn in Farage’s direction. #Budget2026

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It can reasonadubly be inferred that you’re gonna be investigated for perjury.

It can reasonadubly be inferred that you’re gonna be investigated for perjury.

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Kamala showed that raggedy ass bitch who the real daddy is from the onset. True to form, he’s a rambling incoherent fuckwit. Unfathomably dense. Kamala is sharp and on the brief. Doubt that even matters, sadly this shit just seems to be a game show in the US. #Debate2024

Kamala showed that raggedy ass bitch who the real daddy is from the onset. True to form, he’s a rambling incoherent fuckwit. Unfathomably dense. Kamala is sharp and on the brief. Doubt that even matters, sadly this shit just seems to be a game show in the US. #Debate2024

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“Quiet anger is good, you can turn quiet anger into a positive, as opposed to rage, which never leads to anything good” This you, Nigel Farage ? Well this is all a bit awkward, isn’t it?

“Quiet anger is good, you can turn quiet anger into a positive, as opposed to rage, which never leads to anything good” This you, Nigel Farage ? Well this is all a bit awkward, isn’t it?

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Would you look at that? For the first time, the new Labour government has taken its place on the left and the wankers have been relegated to the opposition benches. A good day. Just a shame we have to go through this mad embarrassing pantomime before it can all kick off.

Would you look at that? For the first time, the new Labour government has taken its place on the left and the wankers have been relegated to the opposition benches. A good day. Just a shame we have to go through this mad embarrassing pantomime before it can all kick off.

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“I’m sorry for groping and shouting at your statue bro, I thought it was a real woman”

“I’m sorry for groping and shouting at your statue bro, I thought it was a real woman”

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Fucking yes Greenpeace! Disrupting and (peacefully) targeting the Prime Minister and politicians is exactly what we need to do!

Fucking yes Greenpeace! Disrupting and (peacefully) targeting the Prime Minister and politicians is exactly what we need to do!

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Oh look, it’s the Pie-RA

Oh look, it’s the Pie-RA

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Racist prick learns the hard way that the airport isn’t Twitter. This is like porn to me. Normalise punching racists again.

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Racist prick learns the hard way that the airport isn’t Twitter. This is like porn to me. Normalise punching racists again.

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“There’s one sat here” Racists, can of beer in hand, profiling and harassing a young British man because he’s not white. How fucking DARE those knuckle dragging wife beating scumbags claim this is about women being safe when THEY are the reason most of us have to fear men.

“There’s one sat here” Racists, can of beer in hand, profiling and harassing a young British man because he’s not white. How fucking DARE those knuckle dragging wife beating scumbags claim this is about women being safe when THEY are the reason most of us have to fear men.

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Brendan, a carer, found his car burnt out by the far right after a long 12 hour shift looking after vulnerable people who need help. He saved up for that car. I was going to set up a crowdfund, to help, then I discovered…

Brendan, a carer, found his car burnt out by the far right after a long 12 hour shift looking after vulnerable people who need help. He saved up for that car. I was going to set up a crowdfund, to help, then I discovered…

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This little prick slashed a boat in the channel which had a French emergency worker on it. He’s like an out of control coked up toddler. It’s an offence, it can carry a sentence of 20 yrs. Why hasn’t he been arrested by terror police? He’s white and far right. Two tier justice.

This little prick slashed a boat in the channel which had a French emergency worker on it. He’s like an out of control coked up toddler. It’s an offence, it can carry a sentence of 20 yrs. Why hasn’t he been arrested by terror police? He’s white and far right. Two tier justice.

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“Protect our women” Unless she disagrees, obviously. In which case she’s fair game to be brutally assaulted as Nigel Farage watches and laughs.

“Protect our women” Unless she disagrees, obviously. In which case she’s fair game to be brutally assaulted as Nigel Farage watches and laughs.

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“And you don’t like seeing brown faces on TV” Thangam Debbonaire just spectacularly lost her shit and absolutely battered the living daylights out of Sarah Pochin live on SkyNews (despite England winning their World Cup game against Croatia).

“And you don’t like seeing brown faces on TV” Thangam Debbonaire just spectacularly lost her shit and absolutely battered the living daylights out of Sarah Pochin live on SkyNews (despite England winning their World Cup game against Croatia).

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Adolf Snifler needs to be sectioned. He’s actually completely mental.

Adolf Snifler needs to be sectioned. He’s actually completely mental.

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$Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch Marina Purkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼 This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him. Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?$

Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch Marina Purkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼 This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him. Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?

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“We’re just blocking these ambulances” We are now at the point where radicalised locals in Gosport are assigning ambulances according to race and abusing emergency workers.

“We’re just blocking these ambulances” We are now at the point where radicalised locals in Gosport are assigning ambulances according to race and abusing emergency workers.

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Were the comments by white British male Reform councillors about noncey incest baths and sniffing the seats of female candidates caused by mass immigration too, Tim?

Were the comments by white British male Reform councillors about noncey incest baths and sniffing the seats of female candidates caused by mass immigration too, Tim?

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What the FUCK? Sam Coates at Sky News warning the public that photos released by No 10, of Starmer, are “government propaganda” and “fake news”. He repeatedly tells people to NOT trust the photos. No broadcaster should show this level of overt bias. It is BEYOND fucked up.

What the FUCK? Sam Coates at Sky News warning the public that photos released by No 10, of Starmer, are “government propaganda” and “fake news”. He repeatedly tells people to NOT trust the photos. No broadcaster should show this level of overt bias. It is BEYOND fucked up.

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Fuck me, Rod Stewart is embarrassing. It’s like watching a Reform voting nan who’s been temporarily let out of the care home to attend a family wedding. It’s not a legend slot, it’s a safeguarding failure. #Glastonbury2025

Fuck me, Rod Stewart is embarrassing. It’s like watching a Reform voting nan who’s been temporarily let out of the care home to attend a family wedding. It’s not a legend slot, it’s a safeguarding failure. #Glastonbury2025

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The BBC, providing more info about the journalists who investigated Reform, than the criminality of Reform that was plainly exposed in the documentary. They’re doing this to undermine the credibility of the undercover operation. This is so fucking dystopian.

The BBC, providing more info about the journalists who investigated Reform, than the criminality of Reform that was plainly exposed in the documentary. They’re doing this to undermine the credibility of the undercover operation. This is so fucking dystopian.

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If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

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Those are extremely serious charges. Tommo is fucked. You can’t crowdfund yourself out of a prison cell, but you can bet your arse that they’ll try.

Those are extremely serious charges. Tommo is fucked. You can’t crowdfund yourself out of a prison cell, but you can bet your arse that they’ll try.

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“You only care about violence against women and girls when it’s committed by a brown person” I’m living for Thangam Debbonaire losing her shit after being incessantly interrupted by Sarah Pochin and then utterly bodying her. No notes.

“You only care about violence against women and girls when it’s committed by a brown person” I’m living for Thangam Debbonaire losing her shit after being incessantly interrupted by Sarah Pochin and then utterly bodying her. No notes.

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Ah look, a waddling chubby wifebeater convention. I’d say that we need to stop the small blokes but they’re so inept they’ll probably accidentally deport themselves.

Ah look, a waddling chubby wifebeater convention. I’d say that we need to stop the small blokes but they’re so inept they’ll probably accidentally deport themselves.

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Fuck me, that sexist plumber that Reform found in a pub DIED ON HIS ARSE. It was the worst performance I’ve ever seen on QT. I almost felt sorry for him at one point then recovered by remembering that he’s a misogynistic arsehole standing for a racist party. #QuestionTime

Fuck me, that sexist plumber that Reform found in a pub DIED ON HIS ARSE. It was the worst performance I’ve ever seen on QT. I almost felt sorry for him at one point then recovered by remembering that he’s a misogynistic arsehole standing for a racist party. #QuestionTime

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Nigel Farage is a fucking crook. No wonder he’s been so quiet…

Nigel Farage is a fucking crook. No wonder he’s been so quiet…

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Scumbags who spread hate and fear towards trans people for years are suddenly realising that this isn’t ok. Too fucking late. What did you think would happen? Men are acting like feral lawless vigilantes so of course it was gonna escalate. Take responsibility. You caused this.

Scumbags who spread hate and fear towards trans people for years are suddenly realising that this isn’t ok. Too fucking late. What did you think would happen? Men are acting like feral lawless vigilantes so of course it was gonna escalate. Take responsibility. You caused this.

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