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Watch Gyökeres the moment we clear the corner. Bro is RAPID. Fantastic pass from Martinelli, too.

Watch Gyökeres the moment we clear the corner. Bro is RAPID. Fantastic pass from Martinelli, too.

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Watch ONLY Ødegaard for this goal.

Watch ONLY Ødegaard for this goal.

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"Especially from opposition goal kicks."

"Especially from opposition goal kicks."

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West Ham, look what they're saying about YOOOOOOUUU!!

West Ham, look what they're saying about YOOOOOOUUU!!

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Arteta is a fucking troll😂😂😂😭

Arteta is a fucking troll😂😂😂😭

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I liked this Gabriel Jesus play a lot

I liked this Gabriel Jesus play a lot

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This is Haaland doing the exact same thing to Saliba. You people need to understand that both Saliba and Gabriel get the better of Haaland outside the box... but once we get into the box, Haaland is not human.

This is Haaland doing the exact same thing to Saliba. You people need to understand that both Saliba and Gabriel get the better of Haaland outside the box... but once we get into the box, Haaland is not human.

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A single alert run in the box made this goal.

A single alert run in the box made this goal.

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Arteta giving me the EPL trophy after destroying my psyche

Arteta giving me the EPL trophy after destroying my psyche

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Found it!!!!

Found it!!!!

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Please, don't let anyone tell you not to enjoy the moments... they don't last forever.

Please, don't let anyone tell you not to enjoy the moments... they don't last forever.

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The Queen ❤️ The Arsenal

The Queen ❤️ The Arsenal

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Me talking about Declan Rice:

Me talking about Declan Rice:

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Joan Garcia last week, btw.

Joan Garcia last week, btw.

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This is influence This is culture This is Arsenal

This is influence This is culture This is Arsenal

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Look at him, 1. Running receiving in the left half-space 2. Progressing via pass in the right half-space

Look at him, 1. Running receiving in the left half-space 2. Progressing via pass in the right half-space

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Where can I find a Sanchez for our LW in the modern game?

Where can I find a Sanchez for our LW in the modern game?

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Meanwhile, this is what the folks at ESPN are talking about. These men are so weird.
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Meanwhile, this is what the folks at ESPN are talking about. These men are so weird.

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Now I get why Ronaldo was angry at how mediocre United's facilities are😂😂😂😂😂
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Now I get why Ronaldo was angry at how mediocre United's facilities are😂😂😂😂😂

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We were in Hell.
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We were in Hell.

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Appreciate people that matter to you while they're still alive. This is absolutely beautiful from Thierry Henry.
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Appreciate people that matter to you while they're still alive. This is absolutely beautiful from Thierry Henry.

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"But he makes elite runs" The worst profile of attacker is the runner who cannot finish.
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"But he makes elite runs" The worst profile of attacker is the runner who cannot finish.

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Pretty privilege is real cos why the fuck is she laughing😂😂😂
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Pretty privilege is real cos why the fuck is she laughing😂😂😂

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Adam Clery perfectly counters this nonsense view that EPL football suddenly became shit. 👏🏾👏🏾
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Adam Clery perfectly counters this nonsense view that EPL football suddenly became shit. 👏🏾👏🏾

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Sky Sports might not invite this one back after the facts he dished out.
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Sky Sports might not invite this one back after the facts he dished out.

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"Arsenal fans are insufferable!" Ok, Bro.
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"Arsenal fans are insufferable!" Ok, Bro.

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Me if we go trophyless this season:
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Me if we go trophyless this season:

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Roy Keane was actually happy for us to win the league
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Roy Keane was actually happy for us to win the league

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Still kills me😂😂😂😂 Bro was finished
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Still kills me😂😂😂😂 Bro was finished

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129,639 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Blonde Hair Saka jumpscare always gets me.
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Blonde Hair Saka jumpscare always gets me.

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I Loki agree with him.
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I Loki agree with him.

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The one thing you can't deny about us signing Morgan Rogers is that he supercharges the speed of our attack. This goes in line with the signings of Gyökeres, Madueke, and Eze. Directness. A fantastic ball carrier in open space, a direct passer, and devastating ballstriker. Despite my concerns over the deal and fit, the one thing I'm most happy about is Rogers' versatility. Prepare to see him play a lot of positions, from AM to LW to SS to CF.
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The one thing you can't deny about us signing Morgan Rogers is that he supercharges the speed of our attack. This goes in line with the signings of Gyökeres, Madueke, and Eze. Directness. A fantastic ball carrier in open space, a direct passer, and devastating ballstriker. Despite my concerns over the deal and fit, the one thing I'm most happy about is Rogers' versatility. Prepare to see him play a lot of positions, from AM to LW to SS to CF.

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Jordan is accurate here. It's always fine until Arsenal do it.
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Jordan is accurate here. It's always fine until Arsenal do it.

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Bro doesn't give a fuck 😭😭😭😭
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Bro doesn't give a fuck 😭😭😭😭

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Even the ladies are eating gewd😂😂
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Even the ladies are eating gewd😂😂

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When she saw Arteta😂😂😂😂
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When she saw Arteta😂😂😂😂

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Arsenal Premier League 2025/26 Entire Season Retrospective.
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Arsenal Premier League 2025/26 Entire Season Retrospective.

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