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This is Haaland doing the exact same thing to Saliba. You people need to understand that both Saliba and Gabriel get the better of Haaland outside the box... but once we get into the box, Haaland is not human.

This is Haaland doing the exact same thing to Saliba. You people need to understand that both Saliba and Gabriel get the better of Haaland outside the box... but once we get into the box, Haaland is not human.

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Watch Gyökeres the moment we clear the corner. Bro is RAPID. Fantastic pass from Martinelli, too.

Watch Gyökeres the moment we clear the corner. Bro is RAPID. Fantastic pass from Martinelli, too.

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I liked this Gabriel Jesus play a lot

I liked this Gabriel Jesus play a lot

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Watch ONLY Ødegaard for this goal.

Watch ONLY Ødegaard for this goal.

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West Ham, look what they're saying about YOOOOOOUUU!!

West Ham, look what they're saying about YOOOOOOUUU!!

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Arteta is a fucking troll😂😂😂😭

Arteta is a fucking troll😂😂😂😭

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"Especially from opposition goal kicks."

"Especially from opposition goal kicks."

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Arteta giving me the EPL trophy after destroying my psyche

Arteta giving me the EPL trophy after destroying my psyche

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That is a Gabriel-level dominant header from Hincapié that leads to our fourth goal. He was always the best LCB choice to replace Gabriel. Not Mosquera Not Calafiori Not Saliba These are all great players, but Hincapié was tailor-made for this role.

That is a Gabriel-level dominant header from Hincapié that leads to our fourth goal. He was always the best LCB choice to replace Gabriel. Not Mosquera Not Calafiori Not Saliba These are all great players, but Hincapié was tailor-made for this role.

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Most of his interviews have gotten a chuckle out of me😂😂

Most of his interviews have gotten a chuckle out of me😂😂

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A single alert run in the box made this goal.

A single alert run in the box made this goal.

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Found it!!!!

Found it!!!!

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I received a generational cooking in the group chat.

I received a generational cooking in the group chat.

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Please, don't let anyone tell you not to enjoy the moments... they don't last forever.

Please, don't let anyone tell you not to enjoy the moments... they don't last forever.

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The Queen ❤️ The Arsenal

The Queen ❤️ The Arsenal

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Joan Garcia last week, btw.

Joan Garcia last week, btw.

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Me talking about Declan Rice:

Me talking about Declan Rice:

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This is influence This is culture This is Arsenal

This is influence This is culture This is Arsenal

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Look at him, 1. Running receiving in the left half-space 2. Progressing via pass in the right half-space

Look at him, 1. Running receiving in the left half-space 2. Progressing via pass in the right half-space

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Where can I find a Sanchez for our LW in the modern game?

Where can I find a Sanchez for our LW in the modern game?

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Meanwhile, this is what the folks at ESPN are talking about. These men are so weird.
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Meanwhile, this is what the folks at ESPN are talking about. These men are so weird.

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1,506,187 views • 2 months ago

Lmfao Szczęsny you're invited to the parade. My gee never lets me down😂😂
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Lmfao Szczęsny you're invited to the parade. My gee never lets me down😂😂

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974,069 views • 2 months ago

Now I get why Ronaldo was angry at how mediocre United's facilities are😂😂😂😂😂
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Now I get why Ronaldo was angry at how mediocre United's facilities are😂😂😂😂😂

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620,303 views • 1 month ago

Still kills me😂😂😂😂 Bro was finished
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Still kills me😂😂😂😂 Bro was finished

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129,639 views • 17 days ago

Pretty privilege is real cos why the fuck is she laughing😂😂😂
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Pretty privilege is real cos why the fuck is she laughing😂😂😂

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290,185 views • 1 month ago

Cinemaaaaaa
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Cinemaaaaaa

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453,883 views • 2 months ago

Eze telling Madueke and Calafiori that Spurs are trash. "They're trash. They're trash!' You can't teach this kinda hate😂😂😂😂
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Eze telling Madueke and Calafiori that Spurs are trash. "They're trash. They're trash!' You can't teach this kinda hate😂😂😂😂

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870,105 views • 4 months ago

Appreciate people that matter to you while they're still alive. This is absolutely beautiful from Thierry Henry.
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Appreciate people that matter to you while they're still alive. This is absolutely beautiful from Thierry Henry.

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715,370 views • 4 months ago

We were in Hell.
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We were in Hell.

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923,156 views • 5 months ago

Still my favourite match of the season. That second half was mesmerising.
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Still my favourite match of the season. That second half was mesmerising.

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267,857 views • 1 month ago

"But he makes elite runs" The worst profile of attacker is the runner who cannot finish.
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"But he makes elite runs" The worst profile of attacker is the runner who cannot finish.

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725,104 views • 5 months ago

Arteta, pity the wives😭😭😭😭
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Arteta, pity the wives😭😭😭😭

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342,784 views • 2 months ago

The one thing you can't deny about us signing Morgan Rogers is that he supercharges the speed of our attack. This goes in line with the signings of Gyökeres, Madueke, and Eze. Directness. A fantastic ball carrier in open space, a direct passer, and devastating ballstriker. Despite my concerns over the deal and fit, the one thing I'm most happy about is Rogers' versatility. Prepare to see him play a lot of positions, from AM to LW to SS to CF.
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The one thing you can't deny about us signing Morgan Rogers is that he supercharges the speed of our attack. This goes in line with the signings of Gyökeres, Madueke, and Eze. Directness. A fantastic ball carrier in open space, a direct passer, and devastating ballstriker. Despite my concerns over the deal and fit, the one thing I'm most happy about is Rogers' versatility. Prepare to see him play a lot of positions, from AM to LW to SS to CF.

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102,383 views • 27 days ago

Roy Keane was actually happy for us to win the league
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Roy Keane was actually happy for us to win the league

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222,027 views • 2 months ago

I've gone down a rabbit hole of rival fans crying over Arsenal, and I can't stop laughing.
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I've gone down a rabbit hole of rival fans crying over Arsenal, and I can't stop laughing.

Uzumaki Tony

77,504 views • 21 days ago

Adam Clery perfectly counters this nonsense view that EPL football suddenly became shit. 👏🏾👏🏾
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Adam Clery perfectly counters this nonsense view that EPL football suddenly became shit. 👏🏾👏🏾

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420,846 views • 4 months ago

To this day, he remains the greatest defender to ever exist.
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To this day, he remains the greatest defender to ever exist.

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334,295 views • 3 months ago

This is best compliment I can give Leandro Trossard: He is the quintessential example when you say, "He squeezed out every last talent from his body to be a productive player at the elite level." To do what he did at both Brighton and Arsenal in the most physical and punishing era of the Premier League speaks so much to his determination, hard work, and intelligence. A role model for young boys and girls who weren't gifted with height, speed, stamina, or strength but dream to play in the EPL. All his goals for our club.
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This is best compliment I can give Leandro Trossard: He is the quintessential example when you say, "He squeezed out every last talent from his body to be a productive player at the elite level." To do what he did at both Brighton and Arsenal in the most physical and punishing era of the Premier League speaks so much to his determination, hard work, and intelligence. A role model for young boys and girls who weren't gifted with height, speed, stamina, or strength but dream to play in the EPL. All his goals for our club.

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42,922 views • 14 days ago

Havertz playfully pushing Gyökeres is hilarious 😂😂😂 Their fanbases are fighting online, but they're fond of each other.
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Havertz playfully pushing Gyökeres is hilarious 😂😂😂 Their fanbases are fighting online, but they're fond of each other.

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363,115 views • 4 months ago

"Arsenal fans are insufferable!" Ok, Bro.
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"Arsenal fans are insufferable!" Ok, Bro.

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341,495 views • 4 months ago