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🚨Secret Big Pharma meeting with media execs reveals the dark truth behind marijuana prohibition “On Monday we hit them with the scromiting articles” “Next week we’ll rehash the psychosis propaganda” “Then we’ll cover our SSRI side effects by blaming shootings on marijuana use” “We can’t allow cannabis plant medicine to succeed” “Our ads fund your networks, do your PART!”

🚨Secret Big Pharma meeting with media execs reveals the dark truth behind marijuana prohibition “On Monday we hit them with the scromiting articles” “Next week we’ll rehash the psychosis propaganda” “Then we’ll cover our SSRI side effects by blaming shootings on marijuana use” “We can’t allow cannabis plant medicine to succeed” “Our ads fund your networks, do your PART!”

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🚨BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump posts educational video on The Endocannabinoid System via Truth Social ⚠️Says millions are already using hemp-derived CBD to treat pain & cancer symptoms, however “there’s no FDA standards for what is already on the market today”
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🚨BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump posts educational video on The Endocannabinoid System via Truth Social ⚠️Says millions are already using hemp-derived CBD to treat pain & cancer symptoms, however “there’s no FDA standards for what is already on the market today”

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835,571 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

🚨It's 2025 & illicit pesticide marijuana is sold all over America via smoke shops and e-commerce sites by masquerading as 2018 Farm Bill hemp & THCa flower. Why are the powers that be allowing illegal dirty marijuana to be laundered as hemp, all while keeping it illegal⁉️
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🚨It's 2025 & illicit pesticide marijuana is sold all over America via smoke shops and e-commerce sites by masquerading as 2018 Farm Bill hemp & THCa flower. Why are the powers that be allowing illegal dirty marijuana to be laundered as hemp, all while keeping it illegal⁉️

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817,110 просмотров • 11 месяцев назад

“A large percentage of the black market marijuana consumed on the East Coast is derived from Oklahoma” A lot of the THCa “hemp” flower in SC, NC, GA, FL, TN, TX, etc is suspected to be re-labeled illegal marijuana and is often tainted with pesticides and other toxins.
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“A large percentage of the black market marijuana consumed on the East Coast is derived from Oklahoma” A lot of the THCa “hemp” flower in SC, NC, GA, FL, TN, TX, etc is suspected to be re-labeled illegal marijuana and is often tainted with pesticides and other toxins.

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🚨THE HEMP FRAUD exposed in the Florida Senate 🚨 02:36 - "The reality is: Florida has an unregulated adult-use marijuana market hiding behind hemp labels" 00:18 - hemp study lab results 01:50 - comparison to Florida medical marijuana lab results
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🚨THE HEMP FRAUD exposed in the Florida Senate 🚨 02:36 - "The reality is: Florida has an unregulated adult-use marijuana market hiding behind hemp labels" 00:18 - hemp study lab results 01:50 - comparison to Florida medical marijuana lab results

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376,778 просмотров • 1 год назад

HIGH STAKES | How The U.S. Accidentally Legalized Weed Marijuana is still a schedule 1 drug, but for 6+ years, the 2018 Farm Bill has enabled unregulated marijuana & intoxicating hemp-derived products to be sold all over America. Full Documentary🔗:
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HIGH STAKES | How The U.S. Accidentally Legalized Weed Marijuana is still a schedule 1 drug, but for 6+ years, the 2018 Farm Bill has enabled unregulated marijuana & intoxicating hemp-derived products to be sold all over America. Full Documentary🔗:

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207,718 просмотров • 1 год назад

Pennsylvania’s unregulated weed stores are booming — but tests show the products are rife with toxic and illicit chemicals. Almost every sample was over the legal (hemp) potency or contained mold or pesticides. #SmokeShopGate
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Pennsylvania’s unregulated weed stores are booming — but tests show the products are rife with toxic and illicit chemicals. Almost every sample was over the legal (hemp) potency or contained mold or pesticides. #SmokeShopGate

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134,714 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

BREAKING: US Hemp Roundtable member had a B2B marketplace to link sellers and buyers looking for wholesale THCa flower, hemp-derived cannabinoid distillate, and other hemp products. Sellers would also link out to their websites and telegram app chat channels where thousands of subscribers could purchase their products. The site had 1800+ products including things like: Kratom 7-OH infused THCa concentrate, heat stable 7-OH Kratom vape oil sold by the liter, THC-O flower sprays, among other products. They are currently scrambling to wipe their site, redirecting to their consumer web page, but we have the video! $MSOS #MSOGang
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BREAKING: US Hemp Roundtable member had a B2B marketplace to link sellers and buyers looking for wholesale THCa flower, hemp-derived cannabinoid distillate, and other hemp products. Sellers would also link out to their websites and telegram app chat channels where thousands of subscribers could purchase their products. The site had 1800+ products including things like: Kratom 7-OH infused THCa concentrate, heat stable 7-OH Kratom vape oil sold by the liter, THC-O flower sprays, among other products. They are currently scrambling to wipe their site, redirecting to their consumer web page, but we have the video! $MSOS #MSOGang

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165,148 просмотров • 1 год назад

This is why the cannabis people hate the hemp people Rand Paul Cause the entire country is flooded with synthetic and dirty marijuana masquerading as 2018 Farm Bill hemp. Every smoke shop selling to kids then gets blamed on cannabis legalization. FU🖕
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This is why the cannabis people hate the hemp people Rand Paul Cause the entire country is flooded with synthetic and dirty marijuana masquerading as 2018 Farm Bill hemp. Every smoke shop selling to kids then gets blamed on cannabis legalization. FU🖕

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27,581 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

🚨🚨🚨OKLAHOMA AG ANNOUNCES MAJOR TAKEDOWN OF CHINESE LINKED ILLEGAL MARIJUANA ORGANIZATION SPANNING 20 LLCs AND FARMS ACROSS 8 STATES RAN BY KINGPIN HAO CHEN ⚠️$1.5B OF ILLEGAL MARIJUANA ❗️50+ SEARCH WARRANTS ‼️20 ARRESTS 🚩4 DEPORTATIONS $MSOS #SmokeShopGate
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🚨🚨🚨OKLAHOMA AG ANNOUNCES MAJOR TAKEDOWN OF CHINESE LINKED ILLEGAL MARIJUANA ORGANIZATION SPANNING 20 LLCs AND FARMS ACROSS 8 STATES RAN BY KINGPIN HAO CHEN ⚠️$1.5B OF ILLEGAL MARIJUANA ❗️50+ SEARCH WARRANTS ‼️20 ARRESTS 🚩4 DEPORTATIONS $MSOS #SmokeShopGate

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🚨🧵BREAKING: Major Chinese AI Bot Network Discovered on X; Promoting Website Selling Intoxicating Hemp / Possible Illicit Chinese Marijuana, Flavored Chinese Nicotine Vapes, 7-OH, Kratom, & Other Intoxicating Products Multiple AI generated posts promoting "d8superstore" have been appearing on accounts that talk about vaping, cannabis, and cannabinoids. The AI bots are also replying in Mandarin & Spanish, not just English! More below 👇
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🚨🧵BREAKING: Major Chinese AI Bot Network Discovered on X; Promoting Website Selling Intoxicating Hemp / Possible Illicit Chinese Marijuana, Flavored Chinese Nicotine Vapes, 7-OH, Kratom, & Other Intoxicating Products Multiple AI generated posts promoting "d8superstore" have been appearing on accounts that talk about vaping, cannabis, and cannabinoids. The AI bots are also replying in Mandarin & Spanish, not just English! More below 👇

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56,819 просмотров • 11 месяцев назад

Laura Ingraham Marc Siegel MD Sounds like you need to be educated on the Endocannabinoid System by President Donald Trump! Where big pharma fails, cannabis succeeds!
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Laura Ingraham Marc Siegel MD Sounds like you need to be educated on the Endocannabinoid System by President Donald Trump! Where big pharma fails, cannabis succeeds!

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37,863 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

🚨President Donald Trump announces he’s signing an executive order today to reschedule marijuana from schedule 1 to schedule 3 $MSOS
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🚨President Donald Trump announces he’s signing an executive order today to reschedule marijuana from schedule 1 to schedule 3 $MSOS

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24,174 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

🚨TRUMP: WE ARE LOOKING AT RECLASSIFYING MARIJUANA VERY STRONGLY $MSOS
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🚨TRUMP: WE ARE LOOKING AT RECLASSIFYING MARIJUANA VERY STRONGLY $MSOS

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"I'd much rather be having people take a hemp product than OxyContin" - Rand Paul I agree with Rand Paul, but now he's talking industrial hemp being medical marijuana? Why move the goal post on hemp to replace oxycodone, while keeping medical marijuana illegal? $MSOS #FarmBill
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"I'd much rather be having people take a hemp product than OxyContin" - Rand Paul I agree with Rand Paul, but now he's talking industrial hemp being medical marijuana? Why move the goal post on hemp to replace oxycodone, while keeping medical marijuana illegal? $MSOS #FarmBill

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27,653 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

Steve Robinson explores the dark side of the cannabis industry with Will Cain on Fox News. They discuss how the 2018 Farm Bill hemp loophole is leveraged to sell synthetic, illegal, & contaminated marijuana under the guise of hemp in smoke shops across America.
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Steve Robinson explores the dark side of the cannabis industry with Will Cain on Fox News. They discuss how the 2018 Farm Bill hemp loophole is leveraged to sell synthetic, illegal, & contaminated marijuana under the guise of hemp in smoke shops across America.

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23,839 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

"It (cannabis) is not going to help anybody unless we make it safer. We have people in China and Mexico and they're filling our cannabis with fentanyl and pesticides... it's just killing human beings and that's why we're trying to make it legal." - Mike Tyson
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"It (cannabis) is not going to help anybody unless we make it safer. We have people in China and Mexico and they're filling our cannabis with fentanyl and pesticides... it's just killing human beings and that's why we're trying to make it legal." - Mike Tyson

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🚨Unapproved, undetected, dangerous, and deadly pesticides & fungicides found in illicit Chinese marijuana grows from California to Maine🚨 - The Robinson Report with Steve Robinson 🔗 $MSOS $YOLO $CNBS $WEED
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🚨Unapproved, undetected, dangerous, and deadly pesticides & fungicides found in illicit Chinese marijuana grows from California to Maine🚨 - The Robinson Report with Steve Robinson 🔗 $MSOS $YOLO $CNBS $WEED

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26,909 просмотров • 1 год назад

🚨BREAKING: Attorney General Pam Bondi says "we have seen THC at very high levels laced into" illegal Chinese & cartel vapes sold in smoke shops and vape stores. "They bring this into our country They distribute it They get kids addicted They add THC" $MSOS #SmokeShopGate
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🚨BREAKING: Attorney General Pam Bondi says "we have seen THC at very high levels laced into" illegal Chinese & cartel vapes sold in smoke shops and vape stores. "They bring this into our country They distribute it They get kids addicted They add THC" $MSOS #SmokeShopGate

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18,584 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

The Hope Florida DeSantis scandal gets spicier: "The money was used, at least in-part, to defeat Amendment 3, which would have legalized marijuana in Florida" - Jim DeFede CBS News Miami Full Video and link to the CBS News Report is in the comments below.
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The Hope Florida DeSantis scandal gets spicier: "The money was used, at least in-part, to defeat Amendment 3, which would have legalized marijuana in Florida" - Jim DeFede CBS News Miami Full Video and link to the CBS News Report is in the comments below.

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19,879 просмотров • 1 год назад

"that is the proliferation of illegal marijuana operations connected to transnational Chinese criminal organizations" "The state of Oklahoma is also disproportionately affected, but these grow operations exist in more than 20 states" -Sen. Susan Collins
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"that is the proliferation of illegal marijuana operations connected to transnational Chinese criminal organizations" "The state of Oklahoma is also disproportionately affected, but these grow operations exist in more than 20 states" -Sen. Susan Collins

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19,092 просмотров • 1 год назад