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Sound advice from my gran this winter... 🧣❄️ Feel free to follow me. Apparently that helps. #miltonjones #comedy #standupcomedy #winter #Christmas #benefits

Sound advice from my gran this winter... 🧣❄️ Feel free to follow me. Apparently that helps. #miltonjones #comedy #standupcomedy #winter #Christmas #benefits

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What’s the Christmas present you still remember most from childhood? 🎄 #christmasgift #standupcomedy #comedy #Christmas #Presents

What’s the Christmas present you still remember most from childhood? 🎄 #christmasgift #standupcomedy #comedy #Christmas #Presents

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I always followed my teachers instructions. 🧑‍🏫 #standupcomedy #MiltonJones #teachers #advice

I always followed my teachers instructions. 🧑‍🏫 #standupcomedy #MiltonJones #teachers #advice

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What role did you play in your school nativity? Tap like. It helps keep the Christmas lights on. #christmas #standupcomedy #Nativity #SchoolNativity #Comedy

What role did you play in your school nativity? Tap like. It helps keep the Christmas lights on. #christmas #standupcomedy #Nativity #SchoolNativity #Comedy

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Another Christmas, another set of weird family photos with my brother..... #comedy #standup #Christmas #family #Saycheese #FamilyPhotos

Another Christmas, another set of weird family photos with my brother..... #comedy #standup #Christmas #family #Saycheese #FamilyPhotos

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It’s the time of year when everyone’s ill…although my auntie Marge really milks it! #ColdAndFluSeason #Winter #Sick #Puns

It’s the time of year when everyone’s ill…although my auntie Marge really milks it! #ColdAndFluSeason #Winter #Sick #Puns

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Fond memories of Christmas mornings past… 🎄🐶 Merry Christmas! 🎅 Thanks to everyone who’s come along to HA!MILTON this year and see you in 2026! ⭐ #HappyChristmas #Christmas #Christmaspresents

Fond memories of Christmas mornings past… 🎄🐶 Merry Christmas! 🎅 Thanks to everyone who’s come along to HA!MILTON this year and see you in 2026! ⭐ #HappyChristmas #Christmas #Christmaspresents

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It started as chapped lips… and ended in regret. Winter really brings out my worst ideas. #MiltonJones #HaMiltonTour #BritishHumour #ComedyClip #WinterProblems

It started as chapped lips… and ended in regret. Winter really brings out my worst ideas. #MiltonJones #HaMiltonTour #BritishHumour #ComedyClip #WinterProblems

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Anyone else have a book coming out soon? Tickets still available for HA!MILTON tour dates across the country! Visit for dates and tickets. 🎟 #miltonjones #ukcomedy

Anyone else have a book coming out soon? Tickets still available for HA!MILTON tour dates across the country! Visit for dates and tickets. 🎟 #miltonjones #ukcomedy

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The voices in my head told me to say something clever for April Fools Day… but now they’ve gone suspiciously quiet. 🤔🎤 One thing that’s definitely not a joke—HA!MILTON is back for 2025! ⭐🎟 Grab your tickets now at my website. #AprilFools #Comedy #StandUp #UKComedy

The voices in my head told me to say something clever for April Fools Day… but now they’ve gone suspiciously quiet. 🤔🎤 One thing that’s definitely not a joke—HA!MILTON is back for 2025! ⭐🎟 Grab your tickets now at my website. #AprilFools #Comedy #StandUp #UKComedy

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I had a medical condition as a child... #MedicalCondition #Medical #Comedy #Childhood #Standup
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I had a medical condition as a child... #MedicalCondition #Medical #Comedy #Childhood #Standup

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32,137 views • 9 months ago

Grandad, it’s safe to return. The leftovers are finished. 🍗🎄 If you like surprises, join the mailing list. If you don’t, join it anyway! #Christmas #leftovers #Food #Comedy #Standup
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Grandad, it’s safe to return. The leftovers are finished. 🍗🎄 If you like surprises, join the mailing list. If you don’t, join it anyway! #Christmas #leftovers #Food #Comedy #Standup

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20,977 views • 6 months ago

I was talking to a nurse the other day.... 🏥 #WorldNursesDay #NursesDay #NHS #Comedy #Nurses
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I was talking to a nurse the other day.... 🏥 #WorldNursesDay #NursesDay #NHS #Comedy #Nurses

Milton Jones

34,570 views • 1 year ago

I'm heading back out on the road later this year with my brand new tour Ha!Milton ⭐ ON SALE NOW! Tickets available from and Ticketmaster!
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I'm heading back out on the road later this year with my brand new tour Ha!Milton ⭐ ON SALE NOW! Tickets available from and Ticketmaster!

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51,274 views • 2 years ago

My parents had to make a lot of sacrifices for me… especially around this time of year. 🍂🔥 I'm still travelling around the country right now with my tour HA!MILTON 🎟️ Tickets and dates at #Samhain #Druids #Halloween #standupcomedy
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My parents had to make a lot of sacrifices for me… especially around this time of year. 🍂🔥 I'm still travelling around the country right now with my tour HA!MILTON 🎟️ Tickets and dates at #Samhain #Druids #Halloween #standupcomedy

Milton Jones

21,373 views • 8 months ago

Remember remember this sketch from a couple of years ago? Seems like an appropriate day to flag it. 🇺🇸 #standupcomedy #USA #Trump #Harris #standup #mocktheweek
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Remember remember this sketch from a couple of years ago? Seems like an appropriate day to flag it. 🇺🇸 #standupcomedy #USA #Trump #Harris #standup #mocktheweek

Milton Jones

26,208 views • 1 year ago

My dad used to be a dustman... 🗑️ 🚛 👷‍♂️ #miltonjones #ukcomedy #comedian #standupcomedy #standup #jokes #puns
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My dad used to be a dustman... 🗑️ 🚛 👷‍♂️ #miltonjones #ukcomedy #comedian #standupcomedy #standup #jokes #puns

Milton Jones

20,462 views • 1 year ago

You asked, I delivered... One boost at a time. 🍫 I'm back on tour next week! Catch HA!MILTON live across the UK this Autumn. 🎟️ #standupcomedy #MiltonJones #Chocolate #PositiveVibes
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You asked, I delivered... One boost at a time. 🍫 I'm back on tour next week! Catch HA!MILTON live across the UK this Autumn. 🎟️ #standupcomedy #MiltonJones #Chocolate #PositiveVibes

Milton Jones

13,809 views • 10 months ago

You might not know this...but I used to be a weatherman ☔☀️ #standupcomedy #Solstice #Weather #Weatherpuns
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You might not know this...but I used to be a weatherman ☔☀️ #standupcomedy #Solstice #Weather #Weatherpuns

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12,616 views • 9 months ago

We need to be asking the Government hard questions.... #LocalElections #ukcomedy #ukstandup #Politics #UKPolitics
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We need to be asking the Government hard questions.... #LocalElections #ukcomedy #ukstandup #Politics #UKPolitics

Milton Jones

12,455 views • 1 year ago

I'm heading all over the country on my HA!MILTON tour! 🚠 🚗🚂 Next stop... Barnstaple The Landmark tomorrow night! For dates and tickets head to ⭐️ #standupcomedy #standup #comedy
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I'm heading all over the country on my HA!MILTON tour! 🚠 🚗🚂 Next stop... Barnstaple The Landmark tomorrow night! For dates and tickets head to ⭐️ #standupcomedy #standup #comedy

Milton Jones

15,435 views • 1 year ago

If you google the phrase 'lost medieval servant boy'..... Looking for something else to google...click the link in bio or visit for dates and tickets to HA!MILTON. 🎟 #comedy #standup
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If you google the phrase 'lost medieval servant boy'..... Looking for something else to google...click the link in bio or visit for dates and tickets to HA!MILTON. 🎟 #comedy #standup

Milton Jones

13,499 views • 1 year ago

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