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🚨 BREAKING The Mossad has obtained an classified inside view of Pickaxe Mountain. ⛏️

🚨 BREAKING The Mossad has obtained an classified inside view of Pickaxe Mountain. ⛏️

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Gaza hospital bombed. IDF was not operating in the area. It appears to have come from a failed Hamas rocket.

Gaza hospital bombed. IDF was not operating in the area. It appears to have come from a failed Hamas rocket.

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💥 Now this is how we roll 💥 MOSSAD OPERATIONS IN IRAN REVEALED The Mossad spy agency can now reveal footage showing its actions against Iranian air defenses and ballistic missile launchers in Iran this morning. 🧵1/4

💥 Now this is how we roll 💥 MOSSAD OPERATIONS IN IRAN REVEALED The Mossad spy agency can now reveal footage showing its actions against Iranian air defenses and ballistic missile launchers in Iran this morning. 🧵1/4

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We know exactly what the Islamic Regime was doing in the war room yesterday.

We know exactly what the Islamic Regime was doing in the war room yesterday.

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🔊 Those aren't sirens. That's the sound of hundreds of terrorists that just lost their balls.

🔊 Those aren't sirens. That's the sound of hundreds of terrorists that just lost their balls.

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Ready to serve up Hamas's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Ready to serve up Hamas's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Our favorite part was when his head got crushed by a building.

Our favorite part was when his head got crushed by a building.

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OK everyone. We have waited for this moment. It is now time to deploy the F-16i Sufa fighter jets we all have hidden in our apartments.

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OK everyone. We have waited for this moment. It is now time to deploy the F-16i Sufa fighter jets we all have hidden in our apartments.

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To the citizens of Gaza. Listen to the IDF. Hamas wants you to stay because they need you as human shields. You do not want to be in the building when this happens. And it will.

To the citizens of Gaza. Listen to the IDF. Hamas wants you to stay because they need you as human shields. You do not want to be in the building when this happens. And it will.

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Quick war update from Tehran: The IRGC held a meeting in a command center. Israeli fighter jets RSVP’d. Within seconds of identifying regime operatives inside the facility, the jets struck the building and eliminated everyone in it. Problem solved. Meanwhile dozens of Israeli aircraft conducted additional strike waves across Tehran and western Iran, hitting: • IRGC Air Force command centers and situation rooms • A command compound inside the IRGC’s Imam Hussein military university • Ballistic missile storage and production facilities • Sites used to target Israeli aircraft operating over Tehran At the same time, Israel hit Internal Security and Basij bases along with a command center of the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence, the same organization responsible for spying on Iranian citizens and helping violently crush protests. In other words: The regime’s missile infrastructure, command network, and repression apparatus all took hits in the same round. The campaign continues. Tehran is learning that running a terror empire becomes difficult when your command centers keep disappearing. Roar. 🦁

Quick war update from Tehran: The IRGC held a meeting in a command center. Israeli fighter jets RSVP’d. Within seconds of identifying regime operatives inside the facility, the jets struck the building and eliminated everyone in it. Problem solved. Meanwhile dozens of Israeli aircraft conducted additional strike waves across Tehran and western Iran, hitting: • IRGC Air Force command centers and situation rooms • A command compound inside the IRGC’s Imam Hussein military university • Ballistic missile storage and production facilities • Sites used to target Israeli aircraft operating over Tehran At the same time, Israel hit Internal Security and Basij bases along with a command center of the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence, the same organization responsible for spying on Iranian citizens and helping violently crush protests. In other words: The regime’s missile infrastructure, command network, and repression apparatus all took hits in the same round. The campaign continues. Tehran is learning that running a terror empire becomes difficult when your command centers keep disappearing. Roar. 🦁

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Captured Hamas terrorists getting some good old Israeli hospitality, part 1.

Captured Hamas terrorists getting some good old Israeli hospitality, part 1.

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Some good news. Yaffa Adar, 85, who was kidnapped by Hamas terrorists has been rescued. She has now reunited with her loving family, and her loving country. (reposted after confirming that this information is correct)

Some good news. Yaffa Adar, 85, who was kidnapped by Hamas terrorists has been rescued. She has now reunited with her loving family, and her loving country. (reposted after confirming that this information is correct)

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Agent Jerry Seinfeld just executed another hit. 💥

Agent Jerry Seinfeld just executed another hit. 💥

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The Mullahs thought they made it to paradise. Until Chuck Norris showed up.

The Mullahs thought they made it to paradise. Until Chuck Norris showed up.

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Finally, the mayor of New York is taking steps to fight antisemitism in his city.

Finally, the mayor of New York is taking steps to fight antisemitism in his city.

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Iranian fishermen reportedly pulled an American LUCAS attack drone from their nets. Apparently one of our Mossad-trained humpbacks dropped it during a mission.

Iranian fishermen reportedly pulled an American LUCAS attack drone from their nets. Apparently one of our Mossad-trained humpbacks dropped it during a mission.

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Artist rendering of how Hassan Nasrallah was eliminated 2 years ago today.

Artist rendering of how Hassan Nasrallah was eliminated 2 years ago today.

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Hey everyone, take one last look at the IRGC Headquarters in Tehran. 👋🏻

Hey everyone, take one last look at the IRGC Headquarters in Tehran. 👋🏻

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"I think it's appropriate for Israel to find the Hamas members and either kill them or incarcerate them, that's something that has to be done because they are going to keep coming otherwise." - Elon Musk

"I think it's appropriate for Israel to find the Hamas members and either kill them or incarcerate them, that's something that has to be done because they are going to keep coming otherwise." - Elon Musk

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Am Israeli Chai! Say it like you mean it!

Am Israeli Chai! Say it like you mean it!

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Saudi shipping companies are reportedly moving supplies to forces in Sudan fighting alongside the Muslim Brotherhood-linked Al-Baraa Bin Malik Brigade. And the shipment was reportedly cleared by Saudi customs. Tiny logistics problem: The U.S. designated Al-Baraa a terrorist organization. Might want to check the “recipient” field on those invoices. Compliance gets so cranky about material support to terrorists.

Saudi shipping companies are reportedly moving supplies to forces in Sudan fighting alongside the Muslim Brotherhood-linked Al-Baraa Bin Malik Brigade. And the shipment was reportedly cleared by Saudi customs. Tiny logistics problem: The U.S. designated Al-Baraa a terrorist organization. Might want to check the “recipient” field on those invoices. Compliance gets so cranky about material support to terrorists.

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Iran attacked Kuwait’s desalination infrastructure for the second day in a row. It provides 90% of the country’s drinking water. Israel was not involved, so the UN has closed the investigation.

Iran attacked Kuwait’s desalination infrastructure for the second day in a row. It provides 90% of the country’s drinking water. Israel was not involved, so the UN has closed the investigation.

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Leaked video of interrogation with Hamas terrorist. Watch how he nonchalantly says "we raped them" and "we cut off their heads".

Leaked video of interrogation with Hamas terrorist. Watch how he nonchalantly says "we raped them" and "we cut off their heads".

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5,238,522 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Trump has given Hamas until inauguration day to return the hostages. Strongest message to date from the United States of America has been delivered.

Trump has given Hamas until inauguration day to return the hostages. Strongest message to date from the United States of America has been delivered.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

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Remember. This was Sydney on October 8, 2023.

Remember. This was Sydney on October 8, 2023.

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Hezbollah terrorists this morning adjusting to their new reality.

Hezbollah terrorists this morning adjusting to their new reality.

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PROGRESS: The rebels have just figured out how to adjust the yaw of the plane.

PROGRESS: The rebels have just figured out how to adjust the yaw of the plane.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,596,578 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

OK who made this?

OK who made this?

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Well how about that. A Hamas terrorist fired an RPG at IDF soldiers from the 'Al-Quds' Hospital, and was eliminated.

Well how about that. A Hamas terrorist fired an RPG at IDF soldiers from the 'Al-Quds' Hospital, and was eliminated.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,902,702 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Shayetet 13 💪💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱 60 terrorists eliminated. 26 terrorists arrested. 250 (!!) hostages rescued and alive. Watch the incredible helmet cam footage.

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Shayetet 13 💪💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱 60 terrorists eliminated. 26 terrorists arrested. 250 (!!) hostages rescued and alive. Watch the incredible helmet cam footage.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,936,779 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

America's enemy is our enemy. Never forget the dancing Palestinians.

America's enemy is our enemy. Never forget the dancing Palestinians.

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1,050,816 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Watch this terrorist get his comeuppance during the massacre in Sufa.

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Watch this terrorist get his comeuppance during the massacre in Sufa.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,690,110 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

What is Pallywood? When the paramedic response time is faster than a Formula 1 pit crew.

What is Pallywood? When the paramedic response time is faster than a Formula 1 pit crew.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,523,994 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

To Hamas who loves sharing videos. Here's one for you. Video credit: one of your pieces of shit murderers.

To Hamas who loves sharing videos. Here's one for you. Video credit: one of your pieces of shit murderers.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,255,137 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Jordanian forces lined up at the border with Israel to prevent terror supporters from arriving and attacking. A luxury we didn't have in 1948, 1967 or 1973.

Jordanian forces lined up at the border with Israel to prevent terror supporters from arriving and attacking. A luxury we didn't have in 1948, 1967 or 1973.

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2,274,224 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

This is a Hamas terror tunnel we destroyed. Notice how it runs through a residential area. Hamas don't care.

This is a Hamas terror tunnel we destroyed. Notice how it runs through a residential area. Hamas don't care.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,138,602 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

This is Lebanon right now. They have literally been asking for it for 11 months. Our turn.

This is Lebanon right now. They have literally been asking for it for 11 months. Our turn.

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1,431,420 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Well, well, well. They followed the money, and look what they found! $50,000,000 in unaudited US taxpayer money in one month alone went to a pro-terrorist group disguised as a climate change organization. Shelley Moore Capito

Well, well, well. They followed the money, and look what they found! $50,000,000 in unaudited US taxpayer money in one month alone went to a pro-terrorist group disguised as a climate change organization. Shelley Moore Capito

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Agents, this Rosh Hashanah, you have a simple mission: Help an Israeli family enter Rosh Hashanah with food on the table. To accept the mission, click on the link in the next post: 🍎🍯

Agents, this Rosh Hashanah, you have a simple mission: Help an Israeli family enter Rosh Hashanah with food on the table. To accept the mission, click on the link in the next post: 🍎🍯

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79,686 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat