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🚨 BREAKING The Mossad has obtained an classified inside view of Pickaxe Mountain. ⛏️

🚨 BREAKING The Mossad has obtained an classified inside view of Pickaxe Mountain. ⛏️

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Gaza hospital bombed. IDF was not operating in the area. It appears to have come from a failed Hamas rocket.

Gaza hospital bombed. IDF was not operating in the area. It appears to have come from a failed Hamas rocket.

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💥 Now this is how we roll 💥 MOSSAD OPERATIONS IN IRAN REVEALED The Mossad spy agency can now reveal footage showing its actions against Iranian air defenses and ballistic missile launchers in Iran this morning. 🧵1/4

💥 Now this is how we roll 💥 MOSSAD OPERATIONS IN IRAN REVEALED The Mossad spy agency can now reveal footage showing its actions against Iranian air defenses and ballistic missile launchers in Iran this morning. 🧵1/4

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We know exactly what the Islamic Regime was doing in the war room yesterday.

We know exactly what the Islamic Regime was doing in the war room yesterday.

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🔊 Those aren't sirens. That's the sound of hundreds of terrorists that just lost their balls.

🔊 Those aren't sirens. That's the sound of hundreds of terrorists that just lost their balls.

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Iranian fishermen reportedly pulled an American LUCAS attack drone from their nets. Apparently one of our Mossad-trained humpbacks dropped it during a mission.

Iranian fishermen reportedly pulled an American LUCAS attack drone from their nets. Apparently one of our Mossad-trained humpbacks dropped it during a mission.

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OK everyone. We have waited for this moment. It is now time to deploy the F-16i Sufa fighter jets we all have hidden in our apartments.

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OK everyone. We have waited for this moment. It is now time to deploy the F-16i Sufa fighter jets we all have hidden in our apartments.

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Ready to serve up Hamas's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Ready to serve up Hamas's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Quick war update from Tehran: The IRGC held a meeting in a command center. Israeli fighter jets RSVP’d. Within seconds of identifying regime operatives inside the facility, the jets struck the building and eliminated everyone in it. Problem solved. Meanwhile dozens of Israeli aircraft conducted additional strike waves across Tehran and western Iran, hitting: • IRGC Air Force command centers and situation rooms • A command compound inside the IRGC’s Imam Hussein military university • Ballistic missile storage and production facilities • Sites used to target Israeli aircraft operating over Tehran At the same time, Israel hit Internal Security and Basij bases along with a command center of the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence, the same organization responsible for spying on Iranian citizens and helping violently crush protests. In other words: The regime’s missile infrastructure, command network, and repression apparatus all took hits in the same round. The campaign continues. Tehran is learning that running a terror empire becomes difficult when your command centers keep disappearing. Roar. 🦁

Quick war update from Tehran: The IRGC held a meeting in a command center. Israeli fighter jets RSVP’d. Within seconds of identifying regime operatives inside the facility, the jets struck the building and eliminated everyone in it. Problem solved. Meanwhile dozens of Israeli aircraft conducted additional strike waves across Tehran and western Iran, hitting: • IRGC Air Force command centers and situation rooms • A command compound inside the IRGC’s Imam Hussein military university • Ballistic missile storage and production facilities • Sites used to target Israeli aircraft operating over Tehran At the same time, Israel hit Internal Security and Basij bases along with a command center of the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence, the same organization responsible for spying on Iranian citizens and helping violently crush protests. In other words: The regime’s missile infrastructure, command network, and repression apparatus all took hits in the same round. The campaign continues. Tehran is learning that running a terror empire becomes difficult when your command centers keep disappearing. Roar. 🦁

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Agent Jerry Seinfeld just executed another hit. 💥

Agent Jerry Seinfeld just executed another hit. 💥

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🇮🇸 Icelandic commandos boarded an activist ship and detained all 21 people aboard. Not one report says they were “kidnapped.” Mossad Linguistics is examining the possibility that it can only be considered "kidnapping" when the arresting officers are Jewish.

🇮🇸 Icelandic commandos boarded an activist ship and detained all 21 people aboard. Not one report says they were “kidnapped.” Mossad Linguistics is examining the possibility that it can only be considered "kidnapping" when the arresting officers are Jewish.

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BREAKING Iran has destroyed an AI battleship with AI missiles. The AI families of the AI US Navy have been notified. This is truly a sad day in the digital world of ones and zeroes. We shall overcome and build a stronger, more powerful AI prompt in response.

BREAKING Iran has destroyed an AI battleship with AI missiles. The AI families of the AI US Navy have been notified. This is truly a sad day in the digital world of ones and zeroes. We shall overcome and build a stronger, more powerful AI prompt in response.

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To the citizens of Gaza. Listen to the IDF. Hamas wants you to stay because they need you as human shields. You do not want to be in the building when this happens. And it will.

To the citizens of Gaza. Listen to the IDF. Hamas wants you to stay because they need you as human shields. You do not want to be in the building when this happens. And it will.

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Captured Hamas terrorists getting some good old Israeli hospitality, part 1.

Captured Hamas terrorists getting some good old Israeli hospitality, part 1.

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The Mullahs thought they made it to paradise. Until Chuck Norris showed up.

The Mullahs thought they made it to paradise. Until Chuck Norris showed up.

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Some good news. Yaffa Adar, 85, who was kidnapped by Hamas terrorists has been rescued. She has now reunited with her loving family, and her loving country. (reposted after confirming that this information is correct)

Some good news. Yaffa Adar, 85, who was kidnapped by Hamas terrorists has been rescued. She has now reunited with her loving family, and her loving country. (reposted after confirming that this information is correct)

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The Mossad has created a device to help Mayor Zohran Mamdani with his noble mission to "root out antisemitism" in New York City.

The Mossad has created a device to help Mayor Zohran Mamdani with his noble mission to "root out antisemitism" in New York City.

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Hey everyone, take one last look at the IRGC Headquarters in Tehran. 👋🏻

Hey everyone, take one last look at the IRGC Headquarters in Tehran. 👋🏻

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We’ve heard the rumors about Mojtaba. The Iranian Revolutionary Recycling Division is prepared for any outcome.

We’ve heard the rumors about Mojtaba. The Iranian Revolutionary Recycling Division is prepared for any outcome.

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"I think it's appropriate for Israel to find the Hamas members and either kill them or incarcerate them, that's something that has to be done because they are going to keep coming otherwise." - Elon Musk

"I think it's appropriate for Israel to find the Hamas members and either kill them or incarcerate them, that's something that has to be done because they are going to keep coming otherwise." - Elon Musk

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Iran attacked Kuwait’s desalination infrastructure for the second day in a row. It provides 90% of the country’s drinking water. Israel was not involved, so the UN has closed the investigation.

Iran attacked Kuwait’s desalination infrastructure for the second day in a row. It provides 90% of the country’s drinking water. Israel was not involved, so the UN has closed the investigation.

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Leaked video of interrogation with Hamas terrorist. Watch how he nonchalantly says "we raped them" and "we cut off their heads".

Leaked video of interrogation with Hamas terrorist. Watch how he nonchalantly says "we raped them" and "we cut off their heads".

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Remember. This was Sydney on October 8, 2023.

Remember. This was Sydney on October 8, 2023.

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Trump has given Hamas until inauguration day to return the hostages. Strongest message to date from the United States of America has been delivered.

Trump has given Hamas until inauguration day to return the hostages. Strongest message to date from the United States of America has been delivered.

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Following Tucker Carlson's bombshell revelation, we can confirm the plus-sign situation is contained. Algebra has been taken offline as a precaution. Stay away from long division.

Following Tucker Carlson's bombshell revelation, we can confirm the plus-sign situation is contained. Algebra has been taken offline as a precaution. Stay away from long division.

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Fine. You caught us. We stole Arab cuisine. An exclusive look at how Israeli agents stole Arab cuisine... from ourselves.

Fine. You caught us. We stole Arab cuisine. An exclusive look at how Israeli agents stole Arab cuisine... from ourselves.

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Hezbollah terrorists this morning adjusting to their new reality.

Hezbollah terrorists this morning adjusting to their new reality.

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PROGRESS: The rebels have just figured out how to adjust the yaw of the plane.

PROGRESS: The rebels have just figured out how to adjust the yaw of the plane.

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OK who made this?

OK who made this?

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America's enemy is our enemy. Never forget the dancing Palestinians.

America's enemy is our enemy. Never forget the dancing Palestinians.

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Well how about that. A Hamas terrorist fired an RPG at IDF soldiers from the 'Al-Quds' Hospital, and was eliminated.

Well how about that. A Hamas terrorist fired an RPG at IDF soldiers from the 'Al-Quds' Hospital, and was eliminated.

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Shayetet 13 💪💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱 60 terrorists eliminated. 26 terrorists arrested. 250 (!!) hostages rescued and alive. Watch the incredible helmet cam footage.

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Shayetet 13 💪💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱 60 terrorists eliminated. 26 terrorists arrested. 250 (!!) hostages rescued and alive. Watch the incredible helmet cam footage.

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Saudi Arabia reportedly bombed Sanaa airport to stop an Iranian plane carrying a Houthi delegation from landing. For those keeping score at home, Sanaa hasn’t even finished repairing the airport from the last time the Houthis FAFO’d.

Saudi Arabia reportedly bombed Sanaa airport to stop an Iranian plane carrying a Houthi delegation from landing. For those keeping score at home, Sanaa hasn’t even finished repairing the airport from the last time the Houthis FAFO’d.

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Watch this terrorist get his comeuppance during the massacre in Sufa.

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Watch this terrorist get his comeuppance during the massacre in Sufa.

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What is Pallywood? When the paramedic response time is faster than a Formula 1 pit crew.

What is Pallywood? When the paramedic response time is faster than a Formula 1 pit crew.

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We finally discovered the cause of all that mysterious spontaneous combustion in Gush Etzion. It appears to be a Palestinian woman carrying a lighter. Thermal-drone footage released by the Gvaot HaHazit Directorate reportedly shows a suspected arsonist igniting several patches of dry vegetation near Maaleh Tidhar.

We finally discovered the cause of all that mysterious spontaneous combustion in Gush Etzion. It appears to be a Palestinian woman carrying a lighter. Thermal-drone footage released by the Gvaot HaHazit Directorate reportedly shows a suspected arsonist igniting several patches of dry vegetation near Maaleh Tidhar.

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To Hamas who loves sharing videos. Here's one for you. Video credit: one of your pieces of shit murderers.

To Hamas who loves sharing videos. Here's one for you. Video credit: one of your pieces of shit murderers.

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Jordanian forces lined up at the border with Israel to prevent terror supporters from arriving and attacking. A luxury we didn't have in 1948, 1967 or 1973.

Jordanian forces lined up at the border with Israel to prevent terror supporters from arriving and attacking. A luxury we didn't have in 1948, 1967 or 1973.

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This is a Hamas terror tunnel we destroyed. Notice how it runs through a residential area. Hamas don't care.

This is a Hamas terror tunnel we destroyed. Notice how it runs through a residential area. Hamas don't care.

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