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👤 Character Customization ARC Raiders: <pick a face preset> Where Winds Meet:

👤 Character Customization ARC Raiders: <pick a face preset> Where Winds Meet:

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You all HATE escort missions But make that NPC a cute kid, and suddenly you'll burn the whole world down for them Japan's population is crashing. Capcom realized people wouldn't listen to government mandates to reproduce, so they started making "Parent Simulators" Pragmata feels like a psyop to make you want to have kids, a propaganda disguised as a game to boost the birth rates. And honestly it's awesome. The timeline is full of people saying Diana makes them want to start a real family. I love that we really fell for it. 2005 — Resident Evil 4 (Ashley) ➔ "I hate kids" 2012 — The Walking Dead (Clem) ➔ "This one isn't so bad" 2013 — The Last of Us (Ellie) ➔ "Wait, this kid is cool" 2018 — God of War (Atreus) ➔ "Fatherhood is badass" 2018 — Detroit: Become Human (Alice) ➔ "I can commit crimes to keep her safe" 2021 — RE Village (Rose) ➔ "I will die for my baby" 2026 — RE Requiem (Emily) ➔ "Lets pause this apocalypse to babysit" 2026 — Pragmata (Diana) ➔ "I am ready to start a real family"

You all HATE escort missions But make that NPC a cute kid, and suddenly you'll burn the whole world down for them Japan's population is crashing. Capcom realized people wouldn't listen to government mandates to reproduce, so they started making "Parent Simulators" Pragmata feels like a psyop to make you want to have kids, a propaganda disguised as a game to boost the birth rates. And honestly it's awesome. The timeline is full of people saying Diana makes them want to start a real family. I love that we really fell for it. 2005 — Resident Evil 4 (Ashley) ➔ "I hate kids" 2012 — The Walking Dead (Clem) ➔ "This one isn't so bad" 2013 — The Last of Us (Ellie) ➔ "Wait, this kid is cool" 2018 — God of War (Atreus) ➔ "Fatherhood is badass" 2018 — Detroit: Become Human (Alice) ➔ "I can commit crimes to keep her safe" 2021 — RE Village (Rose) ➔ "I will die for my baby" 2026 — RE Requiem (Emily) ➔ "Lets pause this apocalypse to babysit" 2026 — Pragmata (Diana) ➔ "I am ready to start a real family"

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The type of glaze I hit bro with to get him on the game

The type of glaze I hit bro with to get him on the game

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I’M CRYING 😭 This should be the GOLD standard in character creation. Is there any reason for a game NOT to have this feature?

I’M CRYING 😭 This should be the GOLD standard in character creation. Is there any reason for a game NOT to have this feature?

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Me and bro trying to convince our 3rd friend to hop on

Me and bro trying to convince our 3rd friend to hop on

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GTA 4 turns 18 today. The most ANNOYING game in the series. - Clunky driving - Stopping to pay bridge tolls - Failing to hail a cab in the rain - Sluggish internet cafes - Roman calling you 24/7 You called it bad design. But it was intentional. Modern games are terrified of frustrating you. They want you to feel like a god without any friction. But GTA 4 does the exact opposite. It constantly fights you. Take Roman. The "let's go bowling" meme is legendary because players hated it. But technically, it’s genius. It perfectly captures how exhausting it can be to deal with family responsibilities. You never really have any time that's just yours. Same goes for driving. Cars handle like boats. You can't just hold down the gas like you do in GTA 5. You have to respect the weight, brake early, and actually learn the streets. Rockstar used frustrating gameplay to put you directly in Niko’s shoes. The "American Dream" in GTA 4 isn’t a power fantasy playground, and you aren't a superhero in the city. You're just a stranger forced to adapt to it. When a game frustrates you, it's usually just bad design. But when GTA 4 makes you rage at a toll booth or sigh at a poorly-timed phone call, it’s doing exactly what it meant to. You're feeling what Niko feels. Did you like the realism, or do you wish it played more like GTA 5?

GTA 4 turns 18 today. The most ANNOYING game in the series. - Clunky driving - Stopping to pay bridge tolls - Failing to hail a cab in the rain - Sluggish internet cafes - Roman calling you 24/7 You called it bad design. But it was intentional. Modern games are terrified of frustrating you. They want you to feel like a god without any friction. But GTA 4 does the exact opposite. It constantly fights you. Take Roman. The "let's go bowling" meme is legendary because players hated it. But technically, it’s genius. It perfectly captures how exhausting it can be to deal with family responsibilities. You never really have any time that's just yours. Same goes for driving. Cars handle like boats. You can't just hold down the gas like you do in GTA 5. You have to respect the weight, brake early, and actually learn the streets. Rockstar used frustrating gameplay to put you directly in Niko’s shoes. The "American Dream" in GTA 4 isn’t a power fantasy playground, and you aren't a superhero in the city. You're just a stranger forced to adapt to it. When a game frustrates you, it's usually just bad design. But when GTA 4 makes you rage at a toll booth or sigh at a poorly-timed phone call, it’s doing exactly what it meant to. You're feeling what Niko feels. Did you like the realism, or do you wish it played more like GTA 5?

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Hyping up the 0.7 KD bro so he doesn't go offline

Hyping up the 0.7 KD bro so he doesn't go offline

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When my squad asks me why I rushed a full team by myself and immediately died

When my squad asks me why I rushed a full team by myself and immediately died

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Why? ARC Raiders is censored in Marathon.

Why? ARC Raiders is censored in Marathon.

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The type of shit bro tells me just to play one more game

The type of shit bro tells me just to play one more game

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Me leaving work through the emergency exit to avoid coworkers, connect to Discord, and tell the gang l'Il be on in 30

Me leaving work through the emergency exit to avoid coworkers, connect to Discord, and tell the gang l'Il be on in 30

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When you're the worst player on the team but the boys still want to play with you

When you're the worst player on the team but the boys still want to play with you

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When we haven't won a single game in the past 4 hours and bro starts changing his sens

When we haven't won a single game in the past 4 hours and bro starts changing his sens

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Remember this? - the first ARC Raiders clip to go viral, - the first time people said “WTF?” It was April 2025. Many refused to believe this was an organic AI encounter. They thought it was scripted. The single best piece of pre-launch marketing the game ever got.

Remember this? - the first ARC Raiders clip to go viral, - the first time people said “WTF?” It was April 2025. Many refused to believe this was an organic AI encounter. They thought it was scripted. The single best piece of pre-launch marketing the game ever got.

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The new shotgun 2-shots at mid range? Its pellets also look like fireworks lol

The new shotgun 2-shots at mid range? Its pellets also look like fireworks lol

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POV: Cheater is finally on your team

POV: Cheater is finally on your team

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When you're back from a 10-hour shift completely drained and bro texts "hop on"

When you're back from a 10-hour shift completely drained and bro texts "hop on"

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Reddit is now accusing Symfuhny of cheating in this clip. But you can clearly see his shots aren’t landing where the flare pops.

Reddit is now accusing Symfuhny of cheating in this clip. But you can clearly see his shots aren’t landing where the flare pops.

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You asked bro to get online at 8pm and it's now 1am

You asked bro to get online at 8pm and it's now 1am

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What do you think about the AI voiceovers in ARC Raiders?

What do you think about the AI voiceovers in ARC Raiders?

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Me and my dad going to check the fusebox after a power outage

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*Ramadan begins* Muslim ARC Raiders players:

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