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Common man, stop the dishonesty. There was nothing innocent about that, his plan was to get Paredes booked. You know the rules, blame Embolo. Like why tf would he do this, it’s not even in the penalty area, absolutely no reason to.

Common man, stop the dishonesty. There was nothing innocent about that, his plan was to get Paredes booked. You know the rules, blame Embolo. Like why tf would he do this, it’s not even in the penalty area, absolutely no reason to.

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Pep has met a Gen Z mad man😂😂😂 Cherki was like “guy you must shake my hands, else I’m gonna stay here”😂😂😂

Pep has met a Gen Z mad man😂😂😂 Cherki was like “guy you must shake my hands, else I’m gonna stay here”😂😂😂

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Just look at Hakimi, our CAF Best player. Shame on him, I told you guys, the ball boys are instructed to take the goalkeeper’s towels. It is planned. I knew these little boys cannot be that bold to be doing this in an international tournament.

Just look at Hakimi, our CAF Best player. Shame on him, I told you guys, the ball boys are instructed to take the goalkeeper’s towels. It is planned. I knew these little boys cannot be that bold to be doing this in an international tournament.

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Holy Mary, Mother of God.

Holy Mary, Mother of God.

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This is the pass I was talking about. Tears man, Enzo Fernandez has entered World Cup mode, wtf was that pass with his weak foot.

This is the pass I was talking about. Tears man, Enzo Fernandez has entered World Cup mode, wtf was that pass with his weak foot.

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There’s absolutely no match day he does not have an episode. None.

There’s absolutely no match day he does not have an episode. None.

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I cannot believe some folks actually still felt Luis Diaz should not have been sent off. It’s unbelievable. Immediately I saw the tackle properly, I knew it was very reckless. This is the offshoot 👇🏽

I cannot believe some folks actually still felt Luis Diaz should not have been sent off. It’s unbelievable. Immediately I saw the tackle properly, I knew it was very reckless. This is the offshoot 👇🏽

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Learning cultures. This is how the Crowned Prince of Morocco, Moulay Hassan, was greeted. The players kissed the left shoulders or his left side, nice nice. The people genuinely love him

Learning cultures. This is how the Crowned Prince of Morocco, Moulay Hassan, was greeted. The players kissed the left shoulders or his left side, nice nice. The people genuinely love him

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This is what it means to deliberately look for corners. Nonsense team with billion-pound players, but cannot play football.

This is what it means to deliberately look for corners. Nonsense team with billion-pound players, but cannot play football.

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No No. That is not what Bruno said. I also watched the post match interview. He actually said he shot instead of passing. Roy said that Bruno said he passed instead of shooting. Wrong. Apologise, Roy.

No No. That is not what Bruno said. I also watched the post match interview. He actually said he shot instead of passing. Roy said that Bruno said he passed instead of shooting. Wrong. Apologise, Roy.

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Antonio Conte is crazy man. See recovery

Antonio Conte is crazy man. See recovery

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Too certain. 1.01 odds.

Too certain. 1.01 odds.

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His father seemed to be very very traditional, despite his mum being danish, he took a lot from his dad, I mean the boy can cook almost any Nigerian dish, born in Denmark o The other day he made serious swallow for Isak and Willock, even me no sabi😭

His father seemed to be very very traditional, despite his mum being danish, he took a lot from his dad, I mean the boy can cook almost any Nigerian dish, born in Denmark o The other day he made serious swallow for Isak and Willock, even me no sabi😭

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Nobody touches Busquets’ body feint, but Partey is also up there.

Nobody touches Busquets’ body feint, but Partey is also up there.

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You can see the referee clearly blows his whistle. Why are many of you lying?

You can see the referee clearly blows his whistle. Why are many of you lying?

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Imagine VAR didn’t cancel this Lookman’s goal tonight, it would have fed the streets for days.

Imagine VAR didn’t cancel this Lookman’s goal tonight, it would have fed the streets for days.

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Look at how Declan Rice is panting. There was a crazy interception he made in the dying minutes also. Crazy work rate, this guy

Look at how Declan Rice is panting. There was a crazy interception he made in the dying minutes also. Crazy work rate, this guy

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Hahahaha. Nah it’s okay to make one or two mistakes as a referee, but this is a disaster performance, it seemed deliberate.

Hahahaha. Nah it’s okay to make one or two mistakes as a referee, but this is a disaster performance, it seemed deliberate.

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I thought you never lose it as a footballer. Seems Don Carlo has lost it 😂

I thought you never lose it as a footballer. Seems Don Carlo has lost it 😂

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Bernardo saw the flight of the ball, he turns back and saw that Haaland was gonna nod the ball. Watch his movement immediately, he turned and anticipated it. He’s one of the most intelligent footballers I’ve ever seen. That’s why he’s Pep’s favorite.

Bernardo saw the flight of the ball, he turns back and saw that Haaland was gonna nod the ball. Watch his movement immediately, he turned and anticipated it. He’s one of the most intelligent footballers I’ve ever seen. That’s why he’s Pep’s favorite.

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According to Emi Martinez, Adidas makes about 200 shirts for Messi per game, because almost everyone asks for his shirt and he has to give as many people as he can.

According to Emi Martinez, Adidas makes about 200 shirts for Messi per game, because almost everyone asks for his shirt and he has to give as many people as he can.

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Mbappe does not have the IQ to play football “very” effectively without his speed. Calm, and don’t drag me yet. Do you know why Messi is still effective at his age despite being slower? It’s because he has learned how to play football without having to run too much. At some point, Mbappe’s speed will reduce, but he doesn’t have that much IQ to survive so much without it. On dead ball situations where he doesn’t have to run, just watch, he’s less effective. He can’t drop a mad line-breaking pass, he can’t wiggle around players. I mean, anything that doesn’t involve his speed, he’s less effective. Of course he’s done a lot without his speed, but he’s less potent, I hope you don’t misunderstand this part. Mbappe is deadliest on transition. Same with Barcola and Dembele. If a team is in shape, these guys are not effective, e.g Paraguay…you can also see the France team, they don’t intend to keep the ball, their only plan is to wait for you to lose it and they play it to those 4 guys, you are finished. Please listen to Thierry Henry. He said he was so quick and relied on his speed, a coach had to tell him at some point to play without his speed. This made him think more and play more with his brain. As Mbappe grows, his speed will slow down, he still has more than 10 years to play, and I hope he can learn that part where he can be effective without speed. Cristiano scored more after 30 years old when his speed had reduced. I hope you guys get my point, I know many will still misunderstand it.

Mbappe does not have the IQ to play football “very” effectively without his speed. Calm, and don’t drag me yet. Do you know why Messi is still effective at his age despite being slower? It’s because he has learned how to play football without having to run too much. At some point, Mbappe’s speed will reduce, but he doesn’t have that much IQ to survive so much without it. On dead ball situations where he doesn’t have to run, just watch, he’s less effective. He can’t drop a mad line-breaking pass, he can’t wiggle around players. I mean, anything that doesn’t involve his speed, he’s less effective. Of course he’s done a lot without his speed, but he’s less potent, I hope you don’t misunderstand this part. Mbappe is deadliest on transition. Same with Barcola and Dembele. If a team is in shape, these guys are not effective, e.g Paraguay…you can also see the France team, they don’t intend to keep the ball, their only plan is to wait for you to lose it and they play it to those 4 guys, you are finished. Please listen to Thierry Henry. He said he was so quick and relied on his speed, a coach had to tell him at some point to play without his speed. This made him think more and play more with his brain. As Mbappe grows, his speed will slow down, he still has more than 10 years to play, and I hope he can learn that part where he can be effective without speed. Cristiano scored more after 30 years old when his speed had reduced. I hope you guys get my point, I know many will still misunderstand it.

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It’s called a bait. He baited Anderson out of his position, knowing Enzo was in a world of his own.

It’s called a bait. He baited Anderson out of his position, knowing Enzo was in a world of his own.

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Gary Neville said Tuchel should have told them to man mark Messi😂😂😂😂 Even if you show him inside, Messi will still kill you. He’ll kill you from anywhere he wants.

Gary Neville said Tuchel should have told them to man mark Messi😂😂😂😂 Even if you show him inside, Messi will still kill you. He’ll kill you from anywhere he wants.

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The way Mikel Obi has evolved is so amazing. He fits in anywhere. As a footballer, not many can chat to him, he won everything, he’s a superstar also. As a pundit, he knows the game well, he’s not intimidated, he speaks so well also. As Nigerians, we should be proud of him.

The way Mikel Obi has evolved is so amazing. He fits in anywhere. As a footballer, not many can chat to him, he won everything, he’s a superstar also. As a pundit, he knows the game well, he’s not intimidated, he speaks so well also. As Nigerians, we should be proud of him.

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Difference is like night and day, but okay...

Difference is like night and day, but okay...

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Mikel Obi was asked if he would want to work in the NFF to change Nigeria’s football, listen to his response. Do you agree with him?

Mikel Obi was asked if he would want to work in the NFF to change Nigeria’s football, listen to his response. Do you agree with him?

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The manager asked N'golo Kante to follow Messi around😂 That's what Roy Keane was telling Gary Neville, do you know more than the managers that has tried over 20 years?

The manager asked N'golo Kante to follow Messi around😂 That's what Roy Keane was telling Gary Neville, do you know more than the managers that has tried over 20 years?

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After England scored, Messi re-laced his boots, passed few instructions and the rest is history.

After England scored, Messi re-laced his boots, passed few instructions and the rest is history.

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He knows Pape Thiaw is shit😭 See his face when he was subbed

He knows Pape Thiaw is shit😭 See his face when he was subbed

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Listen to Tuchel from 1:00. He said they were too careful, he said they went to a back 7 in the first half and Croatia still scored, so what's the point? He wants to kill the spirit of Gareth South gate totally.😅 I believe England are ready.

Listen to Tuchel from 1:00. He said they were too careful, he said they went to a back 7 in the first half and Croatia still scored, so what's the point? He wants to kill the spirit of Gareth South gate totally.😅 I believe England are ready.

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If Ronaldo doesn’t score, he doesn’t speak to anybody. I’ll put a link of an interview Bale said similar thing, & said same few weeks ago. It’s a personal drive, but it can have ripple effect on the team at large. Everyone thinks you’re selfish.

If Ronaldo doesn’t score, he doesn’t speak to anybody. I’ll put a link of an interview Bale said similar thing, & said same few weeks ago. It’s a personal drive, but it can have ripple effect on the team at large. Everyone thinks you’re selfish.

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If you wonder how they select players to test for doping, its two ways, RANDOM or TARGETED On paper, they say its not performance-based, but I believe it is If they select you, you can't go back into the dressing room. After interviews, report for test

If you wonder how they select players to test for doping, its two ways, RANDOM or TARGETED On paper, they say its not performance-based, but I believe it is If they select you, you can't go back into the dressing room. After interviews, report for test

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Did an English boy just say “I don’t score any”😂😂 He’s taken so much Spanish lessons, he’s losing his English😂😂 He’s literally speaking like a Spaniard

Did an English boy just say “I don’t score any”😂😂 He’s taken so much Spanish lessons, he’s losing his English😂😂 He’s literally speaking like a Spaniard

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How it started.

How it started.

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Like bro, we’re chasing 1,000 goals, don’t pass.

Like bro, we’re chasing 1,000 goals, don’t pass.

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Complete video of Mikel Obi criticising Nigerian football, and telling us why Morocco is ahead, lack of corruption.

Complete video of Mikel Obi criticising Nigerian football, and telling us why Morocco is ahead, lack of corruption.

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This is regarded as the greatest ever warm up done😅😅 1989 UEFA Cup final between Napoli and Stuttgart

This is regarded as the greatest ever warm up done😅😅 1989 UEFA Cup final between Napoli and Stuttgart

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The guy they’re dragging plays for Nice in France if I’m not mistaken. A Top tier goalkeeper, Yehvann Diouf. Ball boys are dragging a professional player on the floor. Ball boys? What power do they have? Look at Saibari too, a champions league player, this is beyond disgraceful brethren.

The guy they’re dragging plays for Nice in France if I’m not mistaken. A Top tier goalkeeper, Yehvann Diouf. Ball boys are dragging a professional player on the floor. Ball boys? What power do they have? Look at Saibari too, a champions league player, this is beyond disgraceful brethren.

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Remember that final they almost broke Neymar's leg

Remember that final they almost broke Neymar's leg

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