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Pep has met a Gen Z mad man😂😂😂 Cherki was like “guy you must shake my hands, else I’m gonna stay here”😂😂😂

Pep has met a Gen Z mad man😂😂😂 Cherki was like “guy you must shake my hands, else I’m gonna stay here”😂😂😂

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No No. That is not what Bruno said. I also watched the post match interview. He actually said he shot instead of passing. Roy said that Bruno said he passed instead of shooting. Wrong. Apologise, Roy.

No No. That is not what Bruno said. I also watched the post match interview. He actually said he shot instead of passing. Roy said that Bruno said he passed instead of shooting. Wrong. Apologise, Roy.

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Just look at Hakimi, our CAF Best player. Shame on him, I told you guys, the ball boys are instructed to take the goalkeeper’s towels. It is planned. I knew these little boys cannot be that bold to be doing this in an international tournament.

Just look at Hakimi, our CAF Best player. Shame on him, I told you guys, the ball boys are instructed to take the goalkeeper’s towels. It is planned. I knew these little boys cannot be that bold to be doing this in an international tournament.

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This is what it means to deliberately look for corners. Nonsense team with billion-pound players, but cannot play football.

This is what it means to deliberately look for corners. Nonsense team with billion-pound players, but cannot play football.

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There’s absolutely no match day he does not have an episode. None.

There’s absolutely no match day he does not have an episode. None.

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I cannot believe some folks actually still felt Luis Diaz should not have been sent off. It’s unbelievable. Immediately I saw the tackle properly, I knew it was very reckless. This is the offshoot 👇🏽

I cannot believe some folks actually still felt Luis Diaz should not have been sent off. It’s unbelievable. Immediately I saw the tackle properly, I knew it was very reckless. This is the offshoot 👇🏽

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Lookman has changed Simeone’s life. He’s never seen this kind of baller before😭

Lookman has changed Simeone’s life. He’s never seen this kind of baller before😭

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Learning cultures. This is how the Crowned Prince of Morocco, Moulay Hassan, was greeted. The players kissed the left shoulders or his left side, nice nice. The people genuinely love him

Learning cultures. This is how the Crowned Prince of Morocco, Moulay Hassan, was greeted. The players kissed the left shoulders or his left side, nice nice. The people genuinely love him

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Now I see why Cherki did that to Rudiger

Now I see why Cherki did that to Rudiger

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Antonio Conte is crazy man. See recovery

Antonio Conte is crazy man. See recovery

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Too certain. 1.01 odds.

Too certain. 1.01 odds.

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His father seemed to be very very traditional, despite his mum being danish, he took a lot from his dad, I mean the boy can cook almost any Nigerian dish, born in Denmark o The other day he made serious swallow for Isak and Willock, even me no sabi😭

His father seemed to be very very traditional, despite his mum being danish, he took a lot from his dad, I mean the boy can cook almost any Nigerian dish, born in Denmark o The other day he made serious swallow for Isak and Willock, even me no sabi😭

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Imagine VAR didn’t cancel this Lookman’s goal tonight, it would have fed the streets for days.

Imagine VAR didn’t cancel this Lookman’s goal tonight, it would have fed the streets for days.

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Look at how Declan Rice is panting. There was a crazy interception he made in the dying minutes also. Crazy work rate, this guy

Look at how Declan Rice is panting. There was a crazy interception he made in the dying minutes also. Crazy work rate, this guy

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Hahahaha. Nah it’s okay to make one or two mistakes as a referee, but this is a disaster performance, it seemed deliberate.

Hahahaha. Nah it’s okay to make one or two mistakes as a referee, but this is a disaster performance, it seemed deliberate.

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Bernardo saw the flight of the ball, he turns back and saw that Haaland was gonna nod the ball. Watch his movement immediately, he turned and anticipated it. He’s one of the most intelligent footballers I’ve ever seen. That’s why he’s Pep’s favorite.

Bernardo saw the flight of the ball, he turns back and saw that Haaland was gonna nod the ball. Watch his movement immediately, he turned and anticipated it. He’s one of the most intelligent footballers I’ve ever seen. That’s why he’s Pep’s favorite.

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If it was Brahim Diaz Dey pushed like this in the last minute, they’ll blow a penalty. Look at what Morocco did to Tanzania.

If it was Brahim Diaz Dey pushed like this in the last minute, they’ll blow a penalty. Look at what Morocco did to Tanzania.

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Captain of the team is Koulibaly, deputy is Idris Gueye, look at who lifted the cup. Sadio Mane is the most senior player in that squad but maybe he doesn’t fancy the captain band normally. Someone that told every player to come back to the pitch haha

Captain of the team is Koulibaly, deputy is Idris Gueye, look at who lifted the cup. Sadio Mane is the most senior player in that squad but maybe he doesn’t fancy the captain band normally. Someone that told every player to come back to the pitch haha

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Aguerd did not smell a yellow card brethren.

Aguerd did not smell a yellow card brethren.

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Someone explain what happened here, I can’t seem to understand.

Someone explain what happened here, I can’t seem to understand.

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Like bro, we’re chasing 1,000 goals, don’t pass.

Like bro, we’re chasing 1,000 goals, don’t pass.

1,672,167 次观看 • 10 天前

Did an English boy just say “I don’t score any”😂😂 He’s taken so much Spanish lessons, he’s losing his English😂😂 He’s literally speaking like a Spaniard

Did an English boy just say “I don’t score any”😂😂 He’s taken so much Spanish lessons, he’s losing his English😂😂 He’s literally speaking like a Spaniard

2,412,566 次观看 • 24 天前

How do you see someone with so much cash in his pocket, and you still bet with him😂😂

How do you see someone with so much cash in his pocket, and you still bet with him😂😂

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Why does this guy do this? He’s gonna get himself killed one day if he continues like this…I’m always scared for him walai

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Why does this guy do this? He’s gonna get himself killed one day if he continues like this…I’m always scared for him walai

1,058,151 次观看 • 1 个月前

The guy they’re dragging plays for Nice in France if I’m not mistaken. A Top tier goalkeeper, Yehvann Diouf. Ball boys are dragging a professional player on the floor. Ball boys? What power do they have? Look at Saibari too, a champions league player, this is beyond disgraceful brethren.

The guy they’re dragging plays for Nice in France if I’m not mistaken. A Top tier goalkeeper, Yehvann Diouf. Ball boys are dragging a professional player on the floor. Ball boys? What power do they have? Look at Saibari too, a champions league player, this is beyond disgraceful brethren.

5,209,101 次观看 • 4 个月前

This is the process I was describing yesterday with Semenyo. Calvin Bassey also went through DIG. He moved to a new city, Leicester and this family hosted and took care of him throughout that period.

This is the process I was describing yesterday with Semenyo. Calvin Bassey also went through DIG. He moved to a new city, Leicester and this family hosted and took care of him throughout that period.

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Please watch. Diego Simeone was shaking his players normally, but when he got to Lookman, see the joy in his face. Lookman has changed his life.

Please watch. Diego Simeone was shaking his players normally, but when he got to Lookman, see the joy in his face. Lookman has changed his life.

2,910,272 次观看 • 3 个月前

One of the funniest guys on social media. He funny die 😂😂😂

One of the funniest guys on social media. He funny die 😂😂😂

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This fucker has won it all, yet, he’s celebrating a Carabao Cup. See how he hugged Ake, the guy has been a good servant to him.

This fucker has won it all, yet, he’s celebrating a Carabao Cup. See how he hugged Ake, the guy has been a good servant to him.

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Look at Osimhen's pressing, just look at.

Look at Osimhen's pressing, just look at.

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There’s only one DJ in that place, who will play these kind of songs, who do you think that is?

There’s only one DJ in that place, who will play these kind of songs, who do you think that is?

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Gordon >>> Vini Jr This guy kills me man😂😂😂

Gordon >>> Vini Jr This guy kills me man😂😂😂

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“WHERE IS THE FOUL” I’ve never seen a commentator so confused on commentary before in a long time😭

“WHERE IS THE FOUL” I’ve never seen a commentator so confused on commentary before in a long time😭

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This is Kyril Louis-Dreyfus, the majority shareholder and owner of Sunderland, he is 28 years old. 28 lol. You can read about his family, the Louis-Dreyfus family, they’ve got crazy money. His father was former CEO of Adidas and former owner of Marseille. That’s by the way. Kyril is not just a “nepo” baby, he understands the football business because he was born in it. His father was owner of Marseille when he was born. He’s very learned and articulate. Just listen to their transfer strategy (for people too lazy to watch the video😅): Firstly, they’ve studied the fact that lots of teams get promoted to the premier league and go back down immediately. They injected £180m to sign 14 players because according to him, you have to do something extraordinary to survive the premier league. Before the season also started, himself and his team have planned what January transfer would look like: 1. If we’re in the bottom 3, there are certain players we would get 2. If we’re in the top 10, there are certain players we would also get. Now, his master strategy is to recruit young players, and maintain an average age. Sunderland were the youngest team in League one, the youngest in the championship and now the 3rd youngest in the premier league, only behind Chelsea & Brentford. Despite this master strategy, it’s just like in agile project management framework, your plan needs to be flexible to accommodate changes, he’s recruited “experience” in Xhaka and Reinildo, to guide the youth. Yes, I know I only want youth, but in this league, a little adjustment might be needed, I’ll add one or two experience players to guide them, and that’s what he’s done. Irrespective, his team is still the 3rd youngest in the league. Again, I just want you guys to be seeing the work that goes into a club BTS, a lot of work I must say. I need you guys to also know about these things, as it’ll inform how we see the game.

This is Kyril Louis-Dreyfus, the majority shareholder and owner of Sunderland, he is 28 years old. 28 lol. You can read about his family, the Louis-Dreyfus family, they’ve got crazy money. His father was former CEO of Adidas and former owner of Marseille. That’s by the way. Kyril is not just a “nepo” baby, he understands the football business because he was born in it. His father was owner of Marseille when he was born. He’s very learned and articulate. Just listen to their transfer strategy (for people too lazy to watch the video😅): Firstly, they’ve studied the fact that lots of teams get promoted to the premier league and go back down immediately. They injected £180m to sign 14 players because according to him, you have to do something extraordinary to survive the premier league. Before the season also started, himself and his team have planned what January transfer would look like: 1. If we’re in the bottom 3, there are certain players we would get 2. If we’re in the top 10, there are certain players we would also get. Now, his master strategy is to recruit young players, and maintain an average age. Sunderland were the youngest team in League one, the youngest in the championship and now the 3rd youngest in the premier league, only behind Chelsea & Brentford. Despite this master strategy, it’s just like in agile project management framework, your plan needs to be flexible to accommodate changes, he’s recruited “experience” in Xhaka and Reinildo, to guide the youth. Yes, I know I only want youth, but in this league, a little adjustment might be needed, I’ll add one or two experience players to guide them, and that’s what he’s done. Irrespective, his team is still the 3rd youngest in the league. Again, I just want you guys to be seeing the work that goes into a club BTS, a lot of work I must say. I need you guys to also know about these things, as it’ll inform how we see the game.

2,915,027 次观看 • 5 个月前

This killed me man. The ball was not out, yet so quick to blow his whistle, like he was under pressure. Lookman was going crazy. Moroccan players didn’t even know why he blew. Daniel Laryea, you should never ref a game in your life again😭, a disgrace

This killed me man. The ball was not out, yet so quick to blow his whistle, like he was under pressure. Lookman was going crazy. Moroccan players didn’t even know why he blew. Daniel Laryea, you should never ref a game in your life again😭, a disgrace

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Incase you missed that class in 100 level, here is a recap from our reputable lecturer, Gehgeh😂😂😂😂

Incase you missed that class in 100 level, here is a recap from our reputable lecturer, Gehgeh😂😂😂😂

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To be fair, I’ve followed his streams recently across many African countries, Nigeria is the least interesting place I have seen so far. Lagos isn’t even the place to show the beauty of Nigeria, but but… This was Botswana 👇🏽

To be fair, I’ve followed his streams recently across many African countries, Nigeria is the least interesting place I have seen so far. Lagos isn’t even the place to show the beauty of Nigeria, but but… This was Botswana 👇🏽

1,775,337 次观看 • 4 个月前

Amadou Onana speaks 5 languages, he was born in Senegal, he speaks English like someone who was born in England. You guys are just funny. He’s forcing it.

Amadou Onana speaks 5 languages, he was born in Senegal, he speaks English like someone who was born in England. You guys are just funny. He’s forcing it.

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Honestly, I cannot explain the kind of human Pep is. See him telling Semenyo “thank you” for helping him win his 1099th trophy. Tears man😭

Honestly, I cannot explain the kind of human Pep is. See him telling Semenyo “thank you” for helping him win his 1099th trophy. Tears man😭

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You just know he’s head and shoulders above the rest of the Cameroonian squad, yet, humble. Never seen him complain, he makes runs and sometimes they don’t find him, he moves on. What a guy Mbeumo is!!!!

You just know he’s head and shoulders above the rest of the Cameroonian squad, yet, humble. Never seen him complain, he makes runs and sometimes they don’t find him, he moves on. What a guy Mbeumo is!!!!

1,455,781 次观看 • 4 个月前