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real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

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herstory repeating itself

herstory repeating itself

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i love her so fucking much

i love her so fucking much

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oh laura linney was about to pounce

oh laura linney was about to pounce

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chappell roan:

chappell roan:

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i’m literally always saying this

i’m literally always saying this

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i hope the new menendez brothers show includes a scene of erik painting this portrait of kathy griffin

i hope the new menendez brothers show includes a scene of erik painting this portrait of kathy griffin

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barbra streisand wanted to make a movie called triangle about a love triangle that takes place during the triangle shirtwaist factory fire

barbra streisand wanted to make a movie called triangle about a love triangle that takes place during the triangle shirtwaist factory fire

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crowded bar reacts to miss piggy’s HI-YA (real)

crowded bar reacts to miss piggy’s HI-YA (real)

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this is what it feels like to wake up with no hangover after [redacted] vodka soda crans

this is what it feels like to wake up with no hangover after [redacted] vodka soda crans

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kelly ripa:

kelly ripa:

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rachel zegler in the cover art for the last five years

rachel zegler in the cover art for the last five years

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spin-off film when ???

spin-off film when ???

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going out in the sleet to get chicken fingers

going out in the sleet to get chicken fingers

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happy august

happy august

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happy first performance of smash to all who celebrate

happy first performance of smash to all who celebrate

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one of our most important cultural artifacts
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one of our most important cultural artifacts

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today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway
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today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway

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everybody calling this gay “airplane!” as if “airplane!” wasn’t already gay
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everybody calling this gay “airplane!” as if “airplane!” wasn’t already gay

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there should have been an entire episode of that documentary just about this
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there should have been an entire episode of that documentary just about this

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finally… peace has been brokered between wicked and avenue q
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finally… peace has been brokered between wicked and avenue q

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“well they told me it was champagne but you know they fakin’ the funk, it’s prosecco” is perhaps the greatest entrance line of all time
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“well they told me it was champagne but you know they fakin’ the funk, it’s prosecco” is perhaps the greatest entrance line of all time

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target is finally running kristen wiig her check i see … about time!
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target is finally running kristen wiig her check i see … about time!

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they drank the panera lemonade
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they drank the panera lemonade

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just overheard my bodega guy call someone else boss man
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just overheard my bodega guy call someone else boss man

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glinda in munchkinland after her best friend gets murdered:
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glinda in munchkinland after her best friend gets murdered:

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ryan murphy casting all’s fair:
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ryan murphy casting all’s fair:

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can’t get over this vocal choice
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can’t get over this vocal choice

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she should be president
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she should be president

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this should have been a super bowl commercial
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this should have been a super bowl commercial

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imagine doing blow with ina garten
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imagine doing blow with ina garten

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i should be able to log jennifer garner’s architectural digest tour on letterboxd
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i should be able to log jennifer garner’s architectural digest tour on letterboxd

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me when it’s time to go to the plans i made with someone
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me when it’s time to go to the plans i made with someone

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the audience’s reaction to megan hilty sitting on a couch is incredible and deeply warranted
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the audience’s reaction to megan hilty sitting on a couch is incredible and deeply warranted

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this is what i imagine my cheddar broccoli soup does in the microwave
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this is what i imagine my cheddar broccoli soup does in the microwave

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I think about this every single day
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I think about this every single day

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